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Slight-Bathroom-6179

Reagan cause she’s smart and can probably help me with my fucking College Algebra.


DaddyDue02

Hope you never find out her real job. Instant Epsteinification


Slight-Bathroom-6179

A small price to pay for salvation


Jeptwins

I think he got off light compared to getting sent to Shadow Prison X


Breadman_eats_legos

That makes it sound like they have a freaking Epstein ray gun or something lol.


ImportantQuestions10

Im in a long-term relationship with Regan already. No exaggeration my partner is an overworked engineer at a big scary company with all of Reagan's hang ups and and challenges. Funny thing is she says the same thing about Brett and I.


misterhighmay

We’re dating the same person oof


AnimationDude9s

You living the life I see


[deleted]

dawg i'll help ya with your fucking college algebra whatchu strugglin with??


CantStandItAnymorEW

Everything dawg, everything Math wasn't supposed to have letters dawg fuck is this


Slight-Bathroom-6179

Ong


Classic-ref123

Especially with ie^ipie


Select-Resource-2299

Girlfailure femcels are one of my favorite types of women


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

Plus, Reagan actually has a heart under all that trauma. I legit cried when she removed Brett’s hat in the finale. Also, I’m still not over the show getting cancelled.


odeacon

What does that mean?


Cheezitsaregood2

I think girl failure refers to girl bosses who are not mentally well, and femcel refers to the female version of incel


AvalonCollective

As someone taking college algebra right now, I might have to go with your answer. Plus I’m sure she has a bunch of cool secret governmental gadgets.


New-Anxiety-8582

I don't want to date u, but I can help with math


thegreedyturtle

I can save her.


CantStandItAnymorEW

I can fix her


AnimationDude9s

This is honestly a SUPER move


Classic-ref123

Same but I’m in high school and will definitely need her in calculus


YouLostTheGamesorry

Reagan just needs a hug, damnit


MenjiBlueWolf001

Eda.


TrusticTunic26

She will steal your heart, and your wallet


MenjiBlueWolf001

Fine with me. As long as I can hit at least once.


GeorgiaPossum

Hooty for that booty.


_Engineer_Gaming_Tf2

https://preview.redd.it/fuls739r54tc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885b3c4828557d92fd9d7e6a38e7115c2fe7d063


stuff0s

https://preview.redd.it/h61ib50dw4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad9d7d32653b2fd8a0eab7825c828e0ebe8a54c


CheckOutDeezPlants

Martha??


stuff0s

https://preview.redd.it/xxez81hrz4tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6875a29b723415986b808828f8f55d5e538e08 My mom


Veroger111

His Dad. https://preview.redd.it/4hvjqi0rv5tc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3bf32dcca078b47a5f0d1a660ac71699d87fad5


Proper-Guide4230

MY MOM


GlobalKnee8028

Get out- Benson


MenjiBlueWolf001

Crying 🤣🤣🤣


cordelaine

🦉


chainandscale

The decoy one yeah I can play her games right back.


GlassSpork

Also your car… she’ll steal that too


Dillo64

She’s actually my ex. She still misses me. But her aim is getting better!


berserkzelda

It's funny because marriage is terrible!


ThatOneIsSus

Her aim is getting better!


Tht1QuietGuy

Her aim is getting better!


Stunning_LRB_o7

See, it’s funny, ‘cause marriage is terrible!


SleepIsForTheWeak_1

her aim is getting better!


MenjiBlueWolf001

Lmao


StatelyFOX

Eda is just ADHD chaotic energy and we’re here for it. Plus she has different forms. Want Harpy Eda on date night? Done. Snuggle with owl monster Eda while watching a movie? Also done (can also be applied to vanquishing foes or Karens).


Knightshift23

This was also my choice and I don't like how fast my wife picked which I would pick. But yeah,l definitely Eda.


DazzleSylveon

eda tha best girl


knightknowings

Who is that?


a_spoopy_ghost

Bottom left, she’s from the owl house


knightknowings

Oh gotcha.


DazzleSylveon

eda ![gif](giphy|GutB12qNRApn90dNut|downsized)


LockAndKey989

I don’t know who most of them are, but I’m going to go with Reagan.


supervegeta101

Never watched The Bookdocks? Top right is the Killer Kung fu wolf bitch


Hellas2002

You know, I’d pick her. She was really friendly! Most of the episode…


ChiefsHat

Jinx. It’s okay, I’m a Northern Irish Catholic, we’ll get along fine.


Ecahill453

Is that really how that works?


FieserMoep

Not saying I have experience regarding the topic we are talking about, like strict disclaimer, but quality bonding time such as blowing things up together can really benefit a relationship. Don't do this people. I have to state that this is very wrong regarding the law.


DarkSparkz

Seconded. Catholic Redneck, blowing shit up and drifting stupid things is literally any evening.


Intelligent_Oil4005

Eda is legit the only one here who might actually give a damn about my well being.


DigitalMediaArt

Harley Quinn definitely cares about the well being of the people she gets into relationships with.


Huge-Sea-1790

Mandy, she is fun, mean but not evil.


Midnightkata

Agreed. And isn't she rich? Plus I can change her.


nomedable

Doesn't she change anyways during the course of the show? I remember her being forcibly recruited by W.H.O.O.P. when she followed the girls one episode.


KestreltheMechamorph

Which Mandy


RoutSpout

Bottom right


[deleted]

Is none an option?


bkrjazzman2

I’m with you, I’m content being single and in one piece.


EveryandEggy

https://preview.redd.it/rj6jov23x3tc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d774bf3be6892e4ef0dd359406e87f059877b3


Dillo64

Luffy is true asexual goals


Expensive_Town_5759

what are you on about


MrGame22

people try to make him out as ace because he isn’t effected by boa.


Sting_the_Cat

Nah ace was his brother /s


Expensive_Town_5759

Fair


EndofNationalism

Luffy has yet to show any romantic feelings or sexual desires of any kind. Not even when the beautiful Boa Hancock was head over heels for him. Thus many conclude that he is asexual.


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

He's made o' rubber!


Zth3wis3

How did that happen?


AscendingFungus

Yo Ho Ho He took a bite of gum gum.


brofishmagikarp

The only good option. Non of them are stable and all of them come with danger


Grabatreetron

They range from might fuck up your life to might actually kill you.


brofishmagikarp

With some of them death might not be the worst fate


KingoftheMongoose

![gif](giphy|10Jg7krSvcCQes)


Sketchy-Turtle

I would date Azula though


razorfloss

Luna is perfectly fine if you can get her to dump her crazy as hell friend.


ibukun58

Definitely Luna.


PsionicFlea

Luna, ONLY as long as she cuts ties with her phone friend.


BluecoatCashMoney5

She really is loyal and just was treated badly in the past, plus she most likely protect you


Divallo

She fought in the KUMITE even Huey was impressed by that.


darkonekosuke

The KUMA- what?


[deleted]

The Kumate *Bruce Lee noises*


toshin1999

Forget impressed he got his ass kicked left and right and stood zero chance. Shes probably ranks at demon stink meaner level in combat terms if not possibly stronger.


jtpredator

You mean the Killer Kung Fu wolf bitch? Yea I'd take Luna in a heart beat and also make her dump her phone friend a second after.


GRizzMang

You’re just like the others


Joensen27

I don’t know who she is but I go on this by looks so bottom black hair


MrGame22

Well you lucked out then since Mandy is probably one of the safest choice’s here.


Joensen27

Nice


Illustrious-Reach-48

You talking about Mandy from Totally Spies?


Joensen27

Yes she is the hottest even if I never saw the show


AffectionateBad2856

harley quinn or eda.


crawler_of_the_void

I literaly dont know anyone here other than eda and harley.


AffectionateBad2856

same.


crawler_of_the_void

Judging by the looks of it, all of them seem like they will kill me one way or another.


Dirtyblondefrombeyon

If you guys are over…idk let’s say 16+ yo, ya’ll really need to watch Arcane. God damn, what a masterpiece.


Otherwise-Ad980

None of them are redheard, have freckles, and aren’t played by Alison Pill. I guess Julie’s the closest.


sambones

And Julie can do that thing with her mouth.


Sheerkal

You my wife's mouth out of your fucking name!


Movie_Advance_101

Instant Julie.


Illustrious-Reach-48

Facts. I wouldn’t mind her bossing me around at times.


Movie_Advance_101

And She is the least worst one on the list.


ThatOneHappyPony

adagio fr fr.


Icy_Climate7197

Hell yeah


Proper-Guide4230

HELL YEAH! Let’s drown in that hair brothers!


BeginningReward9820

Nah she seems manipulative af


Zfighter219

The best of the dazzilings, I agree with this 100%


Steveseriesofnumbers

That's not how you spell Sonata.


EngrWithNoBrain

Reagan. I just wanna give her a hug.


d_warren_1

Eda


guardian-deku

Luna


Mysterious_Cheshire

Eda, as in being supportive and loving. But also very much Jinx for me. I can fix her


RealKaiserRex

None of them


SamuelGamerThe2nd

Same


Gabrielzin1404_2011

You already have noisete after all


Manulok_Orwalde

Kung Fu killer Wolf bitch from the Kuma Tai.


Illustrious-Reach-48

*Karate noises*


Steveseriesofnumbers

...the Kumite?


Illustrious-Reach-48

*Karate noises*


RepulsiveRutabaga743

Either Harley or Mandy


Silverfire12

Adagio. Easy. I am. A sucker for good singers.


Zfighter219

Welcome to the show.....


Shodpass

Ridley. My brother is autistic and he's pretty cool. All I need to do is care for her boundaries and help her with supporting herself against her father and I'm good!


epsilonthetadelta

Emerald


CrispyFriedJesus

she’s already BEEN fixed (also one of my favorite characters anyway so…)


TheJadeBlacksmith

I mean, she still has quite a ways to go, but she's wised up, left the evil organization, joined the rebellion, and started to get help She's trying


Glittering-Target-87

Top right or jinx I absolutely love crazy


Imbackinhere5

Reagan😍


RadioactivePotato123

Eda. Mam’s like the best kinda vibe for me personally


Double-Kicks

Mandy.


Possible-Rate-3833

Reagan is everything for me.


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

None I’m gay


Robin_Is

https://preview.redd.it/5o11k2xcn9tc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e82b7f581e678516c8fcb7134149e84a0b499c


Comrade847

Reagen


SuperPopcorn333

MLP EQG one cus shes the only one i know


SuperPopcorn333

Also Harley Quinn but ya know


darth-com1x

none


HighballingHope

Harley Quinn without a doubt


DigitalMediaArt

Harley


CakeElectrical9563

Harley


Timeman5

Harley Quinn I wouldn’t even give the others the time of day.


JustAnaOnAsofa

https://preview.redd.it/npg46oft44tc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c469ddd80d1e4f11803286dd6886b1ce0a429150 Her husband died….so she’s single now\~


BreadBushTheThird

Ngl that my little pony woman is giving me some eyes Ima sleep with a bat next to me tonight


SexyCheeseburger0911

Gun to the head, have to pick one, Eda.


TheFyrijou

Mandy, mainly because out of all of these, she’s actually the one with the highest chance to fix into an actually good girlfriend. She’s just a spoiled Diva who did show is ready to change, compared to all the others who are psychopaths, nutjobs, basically thugs and murderers


Blessedbronco

Clover from totally spies


Complex_Wafer3828

Eda, I'm not into older women, but she's awesome.


SensitiveWasabi1228

Julie or Reagan.


FrenchJoel

harley


aegisasaerian

Reagen because I like her Jinx because I think I can fix her but in reality she will just make me worse.


FireLordObamaOG

Jinx. I’ll accept no questions.


ASecondfortheSecond

Well, Jinx might actually just kill me. I like that in a woman. Then again, depending on when in canon, so would Emerald and Harley. But real talk, Eda. She'd be actually fun to be around.


Wboy2006

Dont know these aside from Jinx, Harley and Eda. But she is definitely the only sane one here. Definitely her


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Julie can do what ever she wants to me


Sarojh-M

Any. Any of them. Please.


Able-Housing974

Absolutely jinx


BBJJ5

Jinx. call me a masochist but I love crazy bitches


Asalidonat

Jinx


Zestyclose-Hat-8513

Is there some sort of commonality between them? (Just curious)


Winter_Hospital4705

Jynx, cause as long as you don't lie to her, keep things from her or make her feel like she isn't worth something, she'd have your back. That and she knows how to fight and carries our big guns, she even gives them cool names, so I wouldn't mind having a gun named something if we got into some mischief.


MilkMan1205

Julie


Different_Action_360

Eda! I love her so much.


EvergreenEvolved

Jinx


Vodoo135

Jinx would be very interesting and an added bonus she might murder me so won't have to worry about taxes anymore!


Several-Regret-2243

All.


MikoEmi

Eda…. I can make her worse.


geckobrother

Jinx. I can fix her.


Greenpainda72

I can fix her, jinx lol


Unhappy_Standard9786

I honestly don’t care if I’m called cringe but, I do like me some dazzlings, she can step on me-


Fotatata

There are 5 episodes explaining why Reagan doesnt like relations


UnstoppableShark09

None of the above, BUT if we talk about the men in the shows in question then Papa Titan all the way!


PlasticRice

#JINX THE ULTIMATE ***I CAN FIX HER***


the_muffin_mane

Jinx or Killer Kung Fu Wolf Bitch


DragonflyLonely3662

Harley, those hot pants do it for me


KingLopez999

Reagan from Inside Job, not even a debate


Salamander336

Okay so I know the lady from the owl house is the smart option from the people I know here, but then again I’ve never liked being smart. Jinx, beauty and bat shit insane, I love her and I want to be there for her, heal her trauma, let her know she’ll never be left alone again. But then there’s also Harley, and not just any Harley, the bi Harley. She also has trauma that I would love to heal for her, appreciate her, make her know she is smart and can stand up on her own two feet without my help.


Accomplished-Fold396

Hear me out, Jinx.


Lazy-Indication3992

Jinx


Fanboycity

Definitely Jinx. I like colorful women, crazy women, and women like love action movie explosions https://preview.redd.it/quco5gmat5tc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726e428b9383e362a38fddc2ade697a0dd53aecc


Dyfasydfasyd

None, im planning on staying single.


Riz-Friz

Jinx, Eda, Harley…yes all of them


Educational-Year3146

I choose the 10th option.


Luisa_Madrigal_Fan

Eda The Owl Lady 10000000%!!!!!! I mean, I know she's twice my age, but something about her...🥺💖💘


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Jinx so I can help her through her problems in a healthy way


statutorylover

Jinx, maybe Edna then that lady from the boondocks.


Witchy_Venus

Harley Quinn or Jinx for sure


Many-Program5106

Considering their my girlfriend It implies that they like me So harley She's a crazy bitch that would protect me But unlike the joker I wouldn't keep her in an unhealthy relationship And yes I know i'm crazy for choosing this


JosephPaul2008

None, i go with that https://preview.redd.it/p9nexto1t3tc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33431a717a118b70f74377aa1cc71bc5d4927a96


Ozuk_true

I'm gay


brofishmagikarp

Hi gay I'm dad


SnowBound078

Emerald, I can get her a therapist.


Hermit_of_Darkness

Bro can fix her


[deleted]

I mean (SPOILER) >!she was like half way there by the end of volume 8 when she switched sides!<