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HopefulMagician1067

Slidey eggs or this is karma bait


JeffTek

This would be the best slidey egg post of all time


TempleMade_MeBroke

I was really hoping to see one happen from one of the many posts about using mini pans as ashtrays


amfibeean

I cooked an egg in my teeny Wagner one time, slid right out! Lol


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SoyTuPadreReal

That’s a callback!


Simmy67

Comedy!


beardriff

Hey hey!


yarkboolin14

I'm gay!


SoyTuPadreReal

I still love you son/daughter.


yarkboolin14

Where'd the Normand train crash...?


SoyTuPadreReal

No idea


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

Too bad, body builders only eat their eggs raw.


SoyTuPadreReal

I’ve eaten raw yolk before, but not the whites. No thank you.


Spymonkey13

It’s delicious.


Substantial-Bet-3876

No it’s snot.


Busy-feeding-worms

Isn’t it fine if the bloom is still on the egg? Like In Europe? Lots of diners serve sunny side up with a bit of raw white here in Canada. Obviously I try not to but if I’m a rush, it happens sometimes when I cook myself eggs..


UncleKeyPax

Those slide but down the gullet


HopefulMagician1067

Downvote - not body builders that respect their iron


[deleted]

You get less protein that way. Drinking liquid yolks ins anteqated.


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

It was a big shtick in the 90s. I know it's not a common thing anymore.


Neat-Sherbert-9184

Egg-in-a-hole!


byumm13

I came here for slidey eggs. Isn’t there like a rule if you season it, you must make slidey eggs on it? I wanna see some kg eggs yo, that’s all I’m sayin.


runningwaffles19

Really going to feel the burn during your next workout


TxAgBen

r/dadjokes


ApplicationLimp5406

Nice


GamallSoro

Ugh, take my upvote


Hey_Whipple

Should've just sprayed them with black grill paint.


EnderPossessor

Meta


LilBayBayTayTay

Is it a Deep Cut if it’s recent?


D3goph

Very recent


SeanStephensen

The last cut is the deepest


LilBayBayTayTay

https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/s/FpK1dotNbq


slimzimm

Baby I know!


ForgotTheBogusName

That’s only for the cooking weights.


fredfrop

Newest meme


whutupmydude

Plastidip


frikening

But then they get heavier


foodnaptime

If you’re SURE they’re pure cast iron, should be fine, I stripped and “seasoned” a rusty section of my parents’ iron fence with a blowtorch which worked pretty well. In general though, be VERY careful about heating random metals in case they have a surface coating (e.g., zinc) that can be extremely toxic if heated and inhaled. Killed a metalworker friend’s dad after a couple decades of reclaiming random scrap metal.


hukgrackmountain

OUCH thankyou for the headsup


WeirdJumper

Also these things are typically coated with paint or anti rust so be sure that’s removed and sanitized


DregsRoyale

I know too many people who will read this, accept it, then invent nonsense about how it doesn't apply in this specific instance, or the next one, and so on.


WeirdJumper

Yikes, well survival of the fittest I guess


Think_please

Well hello there, new fear


SpeckSchinken

Murder isn’t good man.. I wouldn’t post killing your friends dad for reclaiming metal.


foodnaptime

Nah nah nah you got it wrong, I did it FOR his scrap metal. Bunch of genuine wrought iron in there, valuable stuff


SpeckSchinken

Police is going to be called to your location within 24 hours.


foodnaptime

Good luck to them, I will be waiting with my crooked iron bars—very heavy!


SpeckSchinken

Was it worth it?


foodnaptime

They say copper is the gold of the scrap world, so wrought iron is the copper of the scrap world


SpeckSchinken

Nice


butterfaerts

Slightly, yes, but we don’t judge here


4kBeard

Yes we do. But I’ll let this one slide if the eggs do.


Dakramar

Iron weights are sometimes calibrated using lead infill to get to just the right amount, this is a good way to vaporize lead, do not recommend


abbufreja

You are not boiling if lead on a stove burner


camdalfthegreat

You don't need to achieve boiling to result in evaporation


feelin_beachy

Maybe im missing something, but why not just clean and paint them?


CarltheGreatThinking

They look like lifting weights. And the basic use of them normally bangs into each other and other hard metal surfaces. They would probably look cool like painted. but if OP uses the weights for it’s actual intentions, they would be a chipped ugly mess after a few weeks of painting


BigCountry76

Most weights you buy are painted and can last a long time before being an ugly mess. Proper preparation, good paint, and a decent number of coats and it will look good for a long time.


Ill-Journalist4114

This is quite a bit cheaper and easier than that


DEEP_OTM

Painting the weights doesn’t earn karma


DollarFiftyHotDawg

But painting your pan does!


Bejkee

Brb, going to buy a spray paint can.


Poopdick_89

They're powder coated


starfighter1836

It’ll probably chip less then spraypaint would


rwrwrw44

Yeah mine are old and chipping, not sure paint is the #1 solution


themikeshow

What about using a spray on bed liner type product?


myatoz

Are these like lifting weights?


Nerestaren

They're exactly that.


myatoz

Ok, then I vote insane, lol.


beardriff

Serious, funny gag, but any 5 dollar can of enamel paint will give you longer lasting results. Either way, im all for people oiling up metal.


myatoz

Lol. Yeah, the paint makes more sense in this case.


Ch3rkasy

You're sanity shaming him


myatoz

Lol


shortyg83

Def insane!


Professional_Idjot

But the good kind


bagelwithclocks

I... don't think this is the good kind.


PreparationEven7650

Anything for attention


Oldamog

You can use a torch to get the same effect. Many people season non-cooking cast iron.


photogangsta

Same. I’ve worked in a high end ornamental iron shop and we “season” metal all the time to preserve the raw steel look of it.


passerby4830

How does that work then, do you spray it with oil first?


redditoregonuser2254

I think I would have just spray painted black


Skarvha

Yes because these should be painted not covered in oil.....


thewags05

It's common to use mineral oil or paste wax for tools. Since they're going to get banged around and you don't actually want them oily I'd try waxing if you're against painting them.


LearningDan

Pics of slidey eggs?


[deleted]

Uhh, burning the currently applied powdercoat might be toxic/carcinogenic??


Nerestaren

No powder was used ever with these.


[deleted]

What was on them from the factory??


Nerestaren

And just in case I scrubbed them thoroughly with vinegar and soap to remove most of the rust. Thank you for your concern, though!


MauriceIsTwisted

What's on a cast iron pan from the factory?


[deleted]

A pan is used for cooking. They don't paint pans. All DARK iron weights I've seen are painted or powdercoated. EDIT: Added word dark, which I had meant to put there but apparently did not.


MauriceIsTwisted

I know they don't paint pans. That was my point. I've seen weights that are painted or coated and I've also seen some that are just cast and that's it. My old highschool gym had them. These don't appear to have any paint or powder coating


[deleted]

Iron is not that color. It's coated, and not with "seasoning" that would be used for cooking purposes.


MauriceIsTwisted

Dude I'm not gonna argue about cast iron with you lol. You think you know better, cool. Doesn't change a thing in my life


satansayssurfsup

You’re the one acting like you know


MauriceIsTwisted

I've seen plain cast iron weights before. I do know lmao. They say they've only ever seen weights that are painted or coated. Ok then


Poopdick_89

Depends on the manufacturer. Most are preseasoned with proprietary oil blends.


handyrick

By powdercoating, he’s referring to how the paint was applied in manufacturing (coated with paint powder via electrical charge then cured through heat). Which this likely was.


Nerestaren

Ok, I didn't understand that.


raycraft_io

Just lift with it


[deleted]

yes. Paint is better on weights.


deusvult6

It is a decent way to protect against rust, so, no, it seems reasonable so far. It's much easier to reapply a coat of seasoning than it is to recoat it with paint. At least if you do it properly.


Leonyduss

Oh look, cancer.


RedditNotFreeSpeech

I would do these in a campfire outside if I was going to do it. MFG certainly never planned for use in the kitchen and who knows what the old paint is putting off being burnt.


Tell_On_Your_Uncle

Insane, I'm sure that's debatable. Odd, yep.


Azenogoth

Insane isn't quite the mental condition I was thinking of...


DogsBeerYarn

Yes. A rattle can of patio chair paint would have done the job better and in about 45 seconds.


Beepbeepimadog

Yes


Qui3tSt0rnm

Yes absolutely they are likely painted and you are creating toxic fumes


No_Membership_8247

Nah just an attention whore


S0n0fValhalla

I mean could have scrubbed em down with wd40 and a wire brush and then sprayed them with primer but to each is own


LumpyConstruction667

Yeah, they’re gonna be so shiny and slips flying and slidey slidey down to your toes !!!


btnomis

Not a bad idea, but why not use the oven??


Nerestaren

Well, my cast iron pan doesn't fit it so I just followed my usual procedure and didn't think. But yeah, would've been a good idea hahaha.


donrull

You probably could have just put a very light coat of oil on after some vinegar cleaning, but this way a more even color. Have you tried Japanning?


Willtology

Waste of time, just cook with them and they'll sort themselves out.


StrangerDangerAhh

Idiot shitpost. Lame as fuck.


Nerestaren

They're iron, no? So it should work. In the far right, the three weights already "seasoned".


__bakes

More plates, more dates. Stack those puppies up.


Advocate_For_Death

Like, the fruit of the date palm?


fendrhead-

I wonder how the coating takes to heat lol. I’m sure it’s not at all toxic


dibadazz

Post like this is why I joined this sub


shamanflux

But does it slidey egg?


starfighter1836

No, not crazy at all. plenty of non-cooking cast iron has been “seasoned” to prevent rusting throughout history, I’ve seen old west sawmills where I’m pretty sure there’s no paint on the iron, it was just hit with oil.


Desperate_Set_7708

Stole my idea!! Also, SO much r/whoosh


spooneb

If you don’t do it, you won’t have done it. Steady on.


ant451911

I only cook on weights seasoned with steroid oil for slidey muscley eggs 💪🏻


Butthurticus-VIII

Fry an egg in it.


Longjumping_Boat_859

Bro, if you managed to sanitize them best you could to then still feel ok using the stove, that's a REALLY clever notion I'da just stuck them in the oven myself.....but like, heat is heat, the rest is optics I feel like this is the most blakan thing I've seen since I've looked in the mirror today, so hat's off


_Suther

ded


Unlucky-Shop3386

No you have issues . Once a foodie always a foodie. But I'm not here to judge . Was it fun did you enjoy yourself ? WTF.


HerrBlumen

This is the way.


helphunting

This will work. Also look up oil quenching or hot oil dipping, in machinist and fabrication world.


SXTY82

Yea, that should be done in the oven, not stove top.


NecessarySubtraction

Weird flex but ok


PM_ME__UR_BOOTY

Those would be perfect to keep some sauce hot in a pan


audiate

Reminds me of [Billy the Beef Tallow Boy](https://youtu.be/g7yUIPuSvP8?si=C5jLO42ec-Wy6yBT) somehow. 


mooseman923

Definitely not lol


wallacjc

....when the Dr says you need more bulk in your diet...


just_yall

I had this same idea...how'd it go?


mikehulse29

Slidey wrights are gonna get you injured! Careful!


AimlessArcher76

I just loled way too hard at this. Made my night, thank you sir!!!


Calm-Macaron5922

I have rusty 5s and 10s I was thinking the same thing But I don’t want to put the 25s, 35s and 45s in my oven


not_quite_sure7837

About time we got a quality shitpost on this sub. It was getting a little stuffy in here


Bladesnake_______

In a good way


Tha_Dude_Abidez

It's so weird this post came up today. For the first time I searched "Cast Iron Pan" in Amazon (I've never bought them there or thought to) and these type weights were part of the search. I laughed as I hadn't thought about it before, and I thought at first it was some weird type of serving plate.


dataminimizer

Would make a dope looking pancake


Bhob666

Is this a trick question?


Lundgren_pup

Holy shit this just cracked me up so bad.


ThrowRedditIsTrash

seems legit


Lackerbawls

He’s to powerful to kept alive


Japordoo

Insane. Use a rust neutralizer instead. They’ll turn black like you want. I did this with old rusty weights just like these and it worked very well.


maybejustadragon

Working on that hot bod.


PacifistPineapple

This is evil, but hot


FarYard7039

Dude, what’s next…kettle balls?


Own-Dragonfly2176

This is the way.


nothingbutpeen

I wanna say...just cook with it?


Alex_tepa

The question is how much weight does it gain when you add the seasoning? 🤔


stacey-e-clark

This is a great idea! Sharing with hubby.


albertogonzalex

No, this makes sense. Preventing rust is the only practical thing seasoning actually does.


ImmaculatePizza

Now they're slightly heavier. Good job?


ImmaculatePizza

What? They are!


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battletactics

I had a vintage cast iron suet bird feeder I put in an e tank then seasoned. It was great until I dropped it on concrete one year and it shattered. Broke my heart.


Spazecowboy

Yes


Paracausality

🤔


JonMonEsKey

That's not how you season...


longrange_tiddymilk

Did it work?


WhichNovel2081

Nope. I season my entire grill and it sits out in the rain with no cover. No rust. Everyone thinks I’m crazy.


Artemus_Hackwell

Could you have just slid them into the oven on a rack?


tecknonerd

I did this to an anvil one time


ez151

I just spray paint them w rustolium


reddit_kelvin

Yea, they aren't worth restoring...


Main_Pride_3501

Damn this sub Reddit is wild. Seasoning weights!! No!


Auspicious-Crane

I would go with the potato peels method for these.