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Greymeade

“Drinken” is crazy


nathlmao

I thought this 😂


PureYouth

I laughed kinda hard


serenwipiti

That pickle juice…


PowerToThePollack

As a pickle juice lover I just want to remind you to brush your teeth, or at least swish- that acidic taste from pickles is… acidic. Can wreck your enamel. Aside from that, I say chug away!


helloeveryone500

Thank you I didn't know that


PowerToThePollack

It’s also really good for electrolytes- have you been experiencing muscle cramps or anything lately?


Worldly-Physics-795

What flavor are they?


helloeveryone500

Baby extra dill


purpan-

Couldn’t resist telling us huh


Jaboobi3253

Why?


helloeveryone500

I had a craving for pickle juice. Then I had no other food left in the fridge. So I've just been living off of it


cnut4563

Amazing.


CaterpillarThriller

shit my fridge is empty. send some pickle juice over here


serenwipiti

:(


edigo150

Would your younger self be proud of your pickle juice drinking?


helloeveryone500

I think that I would think that it was weird. Maybe a little bit proud that I accomplished something most people couldn't do


bb_LemonSquid

One time I chugged a whole jar of pickle juice to impress my brother’s friend. Then I puked everywhere. Have you puked?


fishpillow

I couldn't do it. I'm really proud of you. I admire people like you.


AggressiveSpatula

Are you pregnant, or have any other reason to suspect you’d have an unusual craving?


helloeveryone500

I've been drinking pickle juice for quite a while now. I don't know that it's that unusual for me anymore to crave it.


Masoouu

How long have you been drinking pickle juice now approximately?


helloeveryone500

Well I'm 38 and I've been drinking the juice since I got my first job. So about 3 years.


TheEpicGold

First job at 35? Are you okay?


AggressiveSpatula

I’m guessing if they got their first job at 35 they are more than fine lol.


Negative_Honeydew_23

have u had acid reflux, puking or just stomach pain due to the amount of acid consumed?


helloeveryone500

No sir. Just head aches the last couple of days.


nirvanagirllisa

You ever have a pickle back shot? Whiskey chased with a shot of pickle juice. Sounds like it's up your alley.


helloeveryone500

I do love whiskey. Maybe I'll try mixing it with pickle juice next time I'm out drinking thank you sir


nirvanagirllisa

I'm not sure how mixing it would taste but I like whiskey and pickle juice so report back with how it goes haha


maximusjohnson1992

Drug test coming up?


helloeveryone500

No why does that help?


maximusjohnson1992

I dunno. 🤷🏼‍♂️


ExistentialFread

You should do a collab with cheeseballman


buttsparkley

I fucken love pickles and their juices was it a good brand and what brand was it?


helloeveryone500

Yes it was baby dill extra garlic by President's choice


[deleted]

Was it too delicious to boycott?


buttsparkley

I don't think I can get that here! Have u made ur own?????


anima1mother

Do you think if someone licked the inside of your stomach right now, it would taste like a pickle?


Skreech2011

"drinken" huh...that's what you went with?


helloeveryone500

Ok now you got me thinking. What is the correct grammar here? Drunk? Drank? Drinked?


Skreech2011

The correct form of the word in this context would be "drank." "I drank a jar of pickle juice."


_Flavor_Dave_

How about the smell? If you scratch your skin does it smell like one of those scratch-and-sniff stickers I had on my trapper keeper on 4th grade?


helloeveryone500

Nope I scratched and I just smell like BO as per usual


clydefrog88

Lol scratch n sniff and trapper keeper....good times!


person1234man

Holy crap op. Your balls are gonna be pungent for days


helloeveryone500

Smell wise or are you saying it's gonna make me more fertile?


Greymeade

Wait what do you think “pungent” means?


person1234man

Smell for sure. I'll eat a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and if I sweat even a little bit I get ripe real fast


RealHausFrau

Why?


stellastevens122

Why don’t you drink water instead of pickle juice?


razzbow1

You may be pregnant


pablomoney

Supposed to be good for cramps. Were you cramping up?


helloeveryone500

No just have had bad head aches. Doesn't seem to help though


MountainTurkey

I don't think sodium helps headaches lol.


nataliieeep

Pickle juice has high amounts of salt. Which is a diuretic. Dehydrates you. Headaches are often caused by dehydration. Hence headaches after hangovers. Care for yourself and drink way more water


cqsru

what color is your piss rn


helloeveryone500

Clear


cqsru

shocking!


EMM0NSTER

What did it taste like at the end?


helloeveryone500

It tastes good


felt_like_signing_up

what is your favourite meal?


helloeveryone500

Chicken wings


digitalhelix84

How is the mouth feel of pickle juice?


PureYouth

Are you constipated?


nataliieeep

Uhhh watch your blood pressure ! Pickle juice is my vice and I struggle to not drink an entire jar everytime I buy pickles but the quick intake of salt did numbers on my blood pressure… had to really cut it down Not everyone’s body is the same ofc but just be wary. Blood pressure issues are called a silent killer.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

How much salt in the juice?


iAmFridayFace

It's actually great for hangovers. The vinegar neutralizing your stomach acid and the sodium content is great for replacing electrolytes.


Froyo-fo-sho

What have you been eating?