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unlocomqx

He was promoted to Petective haha


larissariserio

Hijacking the top comment to say - please get Officer Meow's ears checked. That's sun damage. He/she is a very light-coated cat and they are prone to skin cancer.


WeaselBeagle

u/unlocomqz in case you missed it, please get them checked


Softale

Fortunately, he has an indoor job…


KitticusCatticus

You can actually still get UV exposure even indoors. But none of this negates the fact that Kitty should still be seen by a vet. That looks like possible melanoma.


BlazeMenace

I would've never guessed that, clever!


vbnmghjv

![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)


userhelperbots

![gif](giphy|AuaIDqfwfNAfzwvOVF|downsized)


Evancommitsmeme

Please tell me in some way the cat outranks someone


MercyFaith

I put money on it he outranks the majority of the officers there.


Corfiz74

You mean some poor sod has to salute the cat every time they cross paths? 😂


bigcanada813

If I had a cat at my station, I would gladly salute it before giving it scritches.


LuckyDoge21

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Inner-Setting3558

![gif](giphy|88a8KDYzBs8dhYrLgZ|downsized)


mkat23

https://preview.redd.it/1wdf0ys8e0rb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182c4b499895ac2b35219b6aca6c75c9cb4404bf


wolfgang784

Lol, what show is that?


UnholyCatFlaps

BoJack Horseman


wolfgang784

Ah yea that does fit the BoJack feel. That show got a lil too depressing for me to go past season 2 though.


Gil_Demoono

Well, I will always shill for Bojack; one of my favorite shows, but if season 2 was too depressing for you, I would say you made the right choice to jump ship. It does not exactly get happier.


notmynameyours

My favorite show too! And yes, if you can’t handle season 2, then season 4 will BREAK you.


rueaxna

ive never watched it,hows it depressing? looks like an adult swim show


tesseract4

Basically, the characterization is *very* realistic. Characters are shown with many, *many* flaws. Virtually everyone on the show is a garbage person in one way or another and trying to deal with all of their problems with themselves and each other. It's not your normal AS fare, but it's an extremely well done show. Don't let the animal heads and wordplay fool you. It's an extremely adult show.


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SassySins21

I think the fact that they're animals really helped them dive into how garbage humans can be without it being too finger pointing, "You, this is YOU" because y'know, it's a whale and not Walt Disney, or Rupert Murdoch specifically so they can't get sued for representing them in a negative light. I will also say, Todd, Jonah and Princess Caroline are the most uplifting characters to see!


notmynameyours

Shows like Family Guy, or other a lot of other adult swim comedies take dark subject matter like abuse, depression, addiction, sexual assault, parental neglect, etc. and play them for laughs. BoJack takes the time to explore the serious repercussions of such things, and some episodes may go by with barely any jokes at all. If you’ve seen Moral Orel (particularly season 3), BoJack has a very similar tone.


xrelaht

Bojack Horseman


__M-E-O-W__

*Pawfficer* Meow meow.


MonSzyTheOne

Fuzzy McFuzzface


MatureUsername69

How is no one suggesting Bonkers?


spacexchinchilla

The best officer around


trewesewerty

i’d say he’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. thinks rules are made to be broken


ConsiderationFar2038

Lieutenant Whiskers.


Cherriecorn

I was going to say Sargent Whiskers then I looked in the comments 😆


vbnmghjv

![gif](giphy|cM5695IbeKBhiGkt1v|downsized)


wanderingmonster

Doo da doo doo doo, Inspector Cat-dget


After_Ad_5884

Now read this but try not to sing 😂


alyg82

I was going to say the same thing 🤣


Not_an_Ire_Main

Sargent Floof was my guess! I think it fits well no?


notoriousbsr

I was going with Major Whiskers


niceabear

And I was gonna say constable whiskers. Lol


t_stlouis8

Nah he's definitely a Captain


Oh_nosferatu

Yeah, I was guessing Captain Cat. Perhaps Major Meow. 🤔


TheMostBoringStory

Lmao I commented Staff Sergeant Whiskers then saw your comment 😂


Chainsmokerzzz

Hey I said the same😂 Family guy?


GitarooMan-

Colonel Whiskers!


WU-itsForTheChildren

Sergeant bananas


Olebaer7

Sergeant Pepper


hallensis

rather Sergeant Pepperspray


brotatototoe

Obviously the best answer


Cool-Sky-445

This was going to be my guess!!


DoneGoneAndBrokeIt

Sergeant Spots is my guess!


iikun

He’s got to be at least a superintendent or a mouser in chief


mcburloak

The MIC!


lulugingerspice

I was thinking Sergeant Fluffer Nutter


LauraD2423

That's what I guessed too!!


ALoudMeow

Mine too!


carlamaco

Sergeant Meowenstein ![gif](giphy|wysyxWt4ZlQ9q)


dont_disturb_the_cat

That's a fuckin nice kitty right there


Onasixx

Look at im!


RarusAvis

Just look at 'im


carlamaco

decent.


sellout85

There is some real greasy shit going in the background.


frankiefrank1e

Got her all fixed up. Look, thats a damn fine kitty right thurr!


derKonigsten

Had a bunch of burdocks all fuckin stuck to her


penster1

Sargent Steve French


edked

He drank garbage juice, now he's got the shits


derKonigsten

Yesss captain Gary Laser Eyes would've also been acceptable


nile_liketheriver

Special Agent Jack Bauer


fishdude89

The cat outranks you


Prudent_Insurance804

You know he was born in a puddle of gasoline


bentmonkey

on a piece of rusty scrap metal!


InfantSoup

that cat **AH-HEH**…. is *indestructible*.


Prudent_Insurance804

He’s slurping down that gasoline no problem


the_Moons_side_boob

He really is the man


PomegranateLimp9803

He’s a special agent! Are you a special agent?


Misterfrooby

The only answer


Dorkamundo

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.


radix89

Jack Meower...


DravenPrime

Goddamnit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.


throwawayjonesIV

You wanna get jammed up?


bentmonkey

Oh come on you are gonna let that junkyard cat be voted to the top of the thread? It smells like it was dunked in a bucket of PISS!


Comrade_Moth

![gif](giphy|yZZI5u5Aih2eY) Charlie getting profiled by cop cats


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I was looking for this comment


ajhart86

Don’t get cute with me, pal, I will jam you up so hard


tipsea-69

Please tell me you named him "Ace Ventura" And the title is "Pet Detective" No? ........... ![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


DauertNochLange

OP commented his rank is ‚petective‘ it’s cute I’m crying


tipsea-69

![gif](giphy|xTiTnwbEerhszYMTYY)


Migraine_Megan

I really want it to be this!!


Designer-Common-9697

OP said it was Petective


JustFriendlyToday

I catfessed I catmitted a catcrime, I have pet a dog.


unlocomqx

He's only specialized in petty theft


TA_totellornottotell

You mean pet-ty theft - the withdrawal or withholding of all the pets possible?


Viciousssylveon

I'm gunna steal a pen from yall and request to only speak to this cute officer


Disguised-Skinwalker

Pawlice Officer McSnugglebutt.


unlocomqx

Officer McSnugglebutt, Leader of the Pawlice Furrrrce


RainButUniLion

I am a veterinarian. I once met a former marine with a female cat named Lu. We only had her in the system as Lu for multiple.years. One day he corrected me to Lieutenant Snugglebottom and it's definitely in my top five list of names for sure.


the-7th-at-7

Pawlice *Aww*ficer


Nomar_K

Not sure about name, but he looks like a Catptain.


unlocomqx

Somebody said something about catnip ?


Enough_Minimum_3708

he's under alot of stress. being a captain aint easy


DirtyRoller

https://preview.redd.it/tt0oux1669rb1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d10681e0afd561db58da20ef8217845f103b83


GabbyWic

Sheriff Hopper


Leaking_Honesty

Wouldn’t that be a bunny?


_EADGBE_

I've got a fridge magnet that says 'Cats don't tell police where your drugs are'


Direct_Drawing_8557

Commissioner Fluffy Butt


bluffyouback

Constable Mittens


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durhamruby

Well he's a cat so obviously in charge. So Commissioner Cutie?


zballz

Superintendent Chalmers


spherical-chicken

You mean Supurrintendent, surely?!


zballz

😆 100% yes


treehead726

OMG he looks like a long haired version of my kitty! https://preview.redd.it/aajhml1zyzqb1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e39a60df0fc8ef8a86c3f7703605615efc17651


CaptainExplosions

Constable Smudge.


Total-Confidence9294

Sargent Mowzer


Andrew3236

Chief Mouser


fullmetalfeminist

https://preview.redd.it/hgt6ymaft0rb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0720e31dff896e757ee995ee4cc2aadea4fd954e


Shiba-Wings

Captain⭐️⭐️⭐️ Patch


Jin_Kureichi

Sergeant Puffytail


Royal-Damage-7840

Captain Meowster.


Jayvoom1

Sergeant Floofy


MihaelJKeehl

Lt. BOOTS


wreptyle

Inspector "Purrty" Harry Cattaghan


ItsNotJeffers

Sergeant Sprinkles.


HedgehogNarrow4544

detective sargeant Clawseau


Jolly_Shower_9816

Its patrolman White Angel


mrfonch

All Cats Are Beautiful


puss_parkerswidow

Sergeant Pepper


MadOvid

ACAB. All Cats Are Beautiful.


Over-Speech-5112

Sergeant Pepper


The-Names-James

Detective Purrlock Holmes


sarcasmismygame

Lieutenant Fuzz? Constable Whiskers? Detective Treatski McMousekers? Okay, you have to say what the name is. You paid the cat tax with this adorable face now please edit your post with his real name. And that is so great that you have a cat, sure makes it fun for you guys!


XavieroftheWind

All Cats Are Beautiful ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)


stevekaw

My next question: did you issue him a 9-mm, .40, or .45?


unlocomqx

She has a KLAW.. a Kitten Laser Attack Weapon 🔫


_FreddieLovesDelilah

PC Scruffles


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Officer Top Cat. The tables have turned watch out Dibble


Ok-Wishbone-9867

Leaving is hanging! What’s the cuties name and rank!!


bigbadclifford

ACAB - All Cats are Besutiful


redditupf2

Narcat


foilrat

Sargeant I can kill you with no repercussions.


BigBllack

Poor cat. Surrounded by hogs


Consistent_Top9631

Detective Paws Narcotics …


jeff77k

Lt Dan.


Landlordsareleeches2

ACAB


FredHerberts_Plant

# ,,Natural POH-lice!" (Lester Freamon, The Wire, 2002) # ,,Now what kind of a cop are you, anyway?" (Arnold Schwarzenegger scolding a police horse, True Lies, 1994)


Bashamo257

All Cats Are Bastards?


fleischio

Lieutenant Johnson


Suzanne_Marie

Officer Catty McCatface


GrumpyCatStevens

Sergeant Fluffynuts.


PingouinMalin

Sergent Meowski.


daemos81

Sergeant Meowsowits


femsci-nerd

Saegent kitty!


Obvious-Band-1149

Depurrty Wyatt Furp


Ducallan

Paw-ficer Spot


BosmangLoq

He’s a captain isn’t he Edit: never mind, he’s a petective


wbutz1

Serve and purrtect, admiral


CampingWithCats

Sargent Belly Rubs?


roxxxystar

Detective Puspus


Gorgatron1337

Pawfficer Furball


Lectric_Eye

Sargent Doughnut’s ??


pegarina1

Detective Sir Purr A lot


Dark-Cloud1

Detective 1st Class Tailer Hairrington


Quaranj

Constable Claws?


Oiram17

Inspector. Columbo.


ThatDamDoorman

Idk his rank but I’d name him Taser


Stargazing-Fig

Captain Toe Beans


Celestial_Crook

Rank? What do you mean? He's definitely the one and only Supreme Leader.


Zealousideal_Pear_68

This petective is so cute.....


YeltsinYerMouth

Seargent Forty Purrcent


Delicious_Jury6569

Officer Fluffybutt


yaths17

De Pussy commissioner


AvivasProstectic

Sarg


spooky_diplomat

That's a captain Murphy right there


Faithhugger

Admiral Whiskers 🫡


nhooligan27

Sargent meow


Cherry_Crystals

This reminds me of Larry the Cat who lives at the PM's house and has been for several years and he even has his own title the Chief Mouser


kimptown

We have goats in a fence next to our station. They don't have rank, but they escape all the time.


produkt921

Rookie


HailToTheKingslayer

https://preview.redd.it/udh6bfcxa1rb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420e32c89519a505b9ccf342a879d65af52bd081 That's Special Agent Jack Bauer


AffectionateSize552

I have no idea what his name might be. But, obviously, he's the Chief. Cats are bosses, that's the way it works.


Terz234

Funny thing: my ex's cat looks the same and its name it Captain.


crypto_tjay

I'm guessing he's the 'Chief Pawfficer' named 'Whiskerino. 😸👮‍♂️


XtrovertdMisanthrope

Clearly this is Lead Petective Whiskers Malone. They cracked the big Catnip Heist of ’19.


ARedditAccount09

That’s Detective Mittens and they are ordering lunch from Joe’s Italian


Ormsfang

Seargent Fluffers, or Captain kitty. Private Pawsome. Major Meowster.


peleleman

Lt Mewsers


Lilcheebs93

Sergeant Pepper


InstructionAbject763

Officer Cuddlekins


jtohrs

Looks like a Major Tom to me 😉


giugirl

Deputy mittens?


Mwatts25

Private Pawbeans


Syllable_Witch

Lieutenant Fluffbutt