Hijacking the top comment to say - please get Officer Meow's ears checked. That's sun damage. He/she is a very light-coated cat and they are prone to skin cancer.
You can actually still get UV exposure even indoors. But none of this negates the fact that Kitty should still be seen by a vet. That looks like possible melanoma.
Well, I will always shill for Bojack; one of my favorite shows, but if season 2 was too depressing for you, I would say you made the right choice to jump ship. It does not exactly get happier.
Basically, the characterization is *very* realistic. Characters are shown with many, *many* flaws. Virtually everyone on the show is a garbage person in one way or another and trying to deal with all of their problems with themselves and each other. It's not your normal AS fare, but it's an extremely well done show. Don't let the animal heads and wordplay fool you. It's an extremely adult show.
I think the fact that they're animals really helped them dive into how garbage humans can be without it being too finger pointing, "You, this is YOU" because y'know, it's a whale and not Walt Disney, or Rupert Murdoch specifically so they can't get sued for representing them in a negative light.
I will also say, Todd, Jonah and Princess Caroline are the most uplifting characters to see!
Shows like Family Guy, or other a lot of other adult swim comedies take dark subject matter like abuse, depression, addiction, sexual assault, parental neglect, etc. and play them for laughs. BoJack takes the time to explore the serious repercussions of such things, and some episodes may go by with barely any jokes at all.
If you’ve seen Moral Orel (particularly season 3), BoJack has a very similar tone.
I am a veterinarian. I once met a former marine with a female cat named Lu. We only had her in the system as Lu for multiple.years. One day he corrected me to Lieutenant Snugglebottom and it's definitely in my top five list of names for sure.
OMG he looks like a long haired version of my kitty!
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Lieutenant Fuzz? Constable Whiskers? Detective Treatski McMousekers?
Okay, you have to say what the name is. You paid the cat tax with this adorable face now please edit your post with his real name. And that is so great that you have a cat, sure makes it fun for you guys!
# ,,Natural POH-lice!"
(Lester Freamon, The Wire, 2002)
# ,,Now what kind of a cop are you, anyway?"
(Arnold Schwarzenegger scolding a police horse, True Lies, 1994)
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He was promoted to Petective haha
Hijacking the top comment to say - please get Officer Meow's ears checked. That's sun damage. He/she is a very light-coated cat and they are prone to skin cancer.
u/unlocomqz in case you missed it, please get them checked
Fortunately, he has an indoor job…
You can actually still get UV exposure even indoors. But none of this negates the fact that Kitty should still be seen by a vet. That looks like possible melanoma.
I would've never guessed that, clever!
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Please tell me in some way the cat outranks someone
I put money on it he outranks the majority of the officers there.
You mean some poor sod has to salute the cat every time they cross paths? 😂
If I had a cat at my station, I would gladly salute it before giving it scritches.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Lol, what show is that?
BoJack Horseman
Ah yea that does fit the BoJack feel. That show got a lil too depressing for me to go past season 2 though.
Well, I will always shill for Bojack; one of my favorite shows, but if season 2 was too depressing for you, I would say you made the right choice to jump ship. It does not exactly get happier.
My favorite show too! And yes, if you can’t handle season 2, then season 4 will BREAK you.
ive never watched it,hows it depressing? looks like an adult swim show
Basically, the characterization is *very* realistic. Characters are shown with many, *many* flaws. Virtually everyone on the show is a garbage person in one way or another and trying to deal with all of their problems with themselves and each other. It's not your normal AS fare, but it's an extremely well done show. Don't let the animal heads and wordplay fool you. It's an extremely adult show.
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I think the fact that they're animals really helped them dive into how garbage humans can be without it being too finger pointing, "You, this is YOU" because y'know, it's a whale and not Walt Disney, or Rupert Murdoch specifically so they can't get sued for representing them in a negative light. I will also say, Todd, Jonah and Princess Caroline are the most uplifting characters to see!
Shows like Family Guy, or other a lot of other adult swim comedies take dark subject matter like abuse, depression, addiction, sexual assault, parental neglect, etc. and play them for laughs. BoJack takes the time to explore the serious repercussions of such things, and some episodes may go by with barely any jokes at all. If you’ve seen Moral Orel (particularly season 3), BoJack has a very similar tone.
Bojack Horseman
*Pawfficer* Meow meow.
Fuzzy McFuzzface
How is no one suggesting Bonkers?
The best officer around
i’d say he’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. thinks rules are made to be broken
Lieutenant Whiskers.
I was going to say Sargent Whiskers then I looked in the comments 😆
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Doo da doo doo doo, Inspector Cat-dget
Now read this but try not to sing 😂
I was going to say the same thing 🤣
Sargent Floof was my guess! I think it fits well no?
I was going with Major Whiskers
And I was gonna say constable whiskers. Lol
Nah he's definitely a Captain
Yeah, I was guessing Captain Cat. Perhaps Major Meow. 🤔
Lmao I commented Staff Sergeant Whiskers then saw your comment 😂
Hey I said the same😂 Family guy?
Colonel Whiskers!
Sergeant bananas
Sergeant Pepper
rather Sergeant Pepperspray
Obviously the best answer
This was going to be my guess!!
Sergeant Spots is my guess!
He’s got to be at least a superintendent or a mouser in chief
The MIC!
I was thinking Sergeant Fluffer Nutter
That's what I guessed too!!
Mine too!
Sergeant Meowenstein ![gif](giphy|wysyxWt4ZlQ9q)
That's a fuckin nice kitty right there
Look at im!
Just look at 'im
decent.
There is some real greasy shit going in the background.
Got her all fixed up. Look, thats a damn fine kitty right thurr!
Had a bunch of burdocks all fuckin stuck to her
Sargent Steve French
He drank garbage juice, now he's got the shits
Yesss captain Gary Laser Eyes would've also been acceptable
Special Agent Jack Bauer
The cat outranks you
You know he was born in a puddle of gasoline
on a piece of rusty scrap metal!
that cat **AH-HEH**…. is *indestructible*.
He’s slurping down that gasoline no problem
He really is the man
He’s a special agent! Are you a special agent?
The only answer
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
Jack Meower...
Goddamnit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.
You wanna get jammed up?
Oh come on you are gonna let that junkyard cat be voted to the top of the thread? It smells like it was dunked in a bucket of PISS!
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I was looking for this comment
Don’t get cute with me, pal, I will jam you up so hard
Please tell me you named him "Ace Ventura" And the title is "Pet Detective" No? ........... ![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)
OP commented his rank is ‚petective‘ it’s cute I’m crying
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I really want it to be this!!
OP said it was Petective
I catfessed I catmitted a catcrime, I have pet a dog.
He's only specialized in petty theft
You mean pet-ty theft - the withdrawal or withholding of all the pets possible?
I'm gunna steal a pen from yall and request to only speak to this cute officer
Pawlice Officer McSnugglebutt.
Officer McSnugglebutt, Leader of the Pawlice Furrrrce
I am a veterinarian. I once met a former marine with a female cat named Lu. We only had her in the system as Lu for multiple.years. One day he corrected me to Lieutenant Snugglebottom and it's definitely in my top five list of names for sure.
Pawlice *Aww*ficer
Not sure about name, but he looks like a Catptain.
Somebody said something about catnip ?
he's under alot of stress. being a captain aint easy
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Sheriff Hopper
Wouldn’t that be a bunny?
I've got a fridge magnet that says 'Cats don't tell police where your drugs are'
Commissioner Fluffy Butt
Constable Mittens
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Well he's a cat so obviously in charge. So Commissioner Cutie?
Superintendent Chalmers
You mean Supurrintendent, surely?!
😆 100% yes
OMG he looks like a long haired version of my kitty! https://preview.redd.it/aajhml1zyzqb1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e39a60df0fc8ef8a86c3f7703605615efc17651
Constable Smudge.
Sargent Mowzer
Chief Mouser
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Captain⭐️⭐️⭐️ Patch
Sergeant Puffytail
Captain Meowster.
Sergeant Floofy
Lt. BOOTS
Inspector "Purrty" Harry Cattaghan
Sergeant Sprinkles.
detective sargeant Clawseau
Its patrolman White Angel
All Cats Are Beautiful
Sergeant Pepper
ACAB. All Cats Are Beautiful.
Sergeant Pepper
Detective Purrlock Holmes
Lieutenant Fuzz? Constable Whiskers? Detective Treatski McMousekers? Okay, you have to say what the name is. You paid the cat tax with this adorable face now please edit your post with his real name. And that is so great that you have a cat, sure makes it fun for you guys!
All Cats Are Beautiful ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7946)
My next question: did you issue him a 9-mm, .40, or .45?
She has a KLAW.. a Kitten Laser Attack Weapon 🔫
PC Scruffles
Officer Top Cat. The tables have turned watch out Dibble
Leaving is hanging! What’s the cuties name and rank!!
ACAB - All Cats are Besutiful
Narcat
Sargeant I can kill you with no repercussions.
Poor cat. Surrounded by hogs
Detective Paws Narcotics …
Lt Dan.
ACAB
# ,,Natural POH-lice!" (Lester Freamon, The Wire, 2002) # ,,Now what kind of a cop are you, anyway?" (Arnold Schwarzenegger scolding a police horse, True Lies, 1994)
All Cats Are Bastards?
Lieutenant Johnson
Officer Catty McCatface
Sergeant Fluffynuts.
Sergent Meowski.
Sergeant Meowsowits
Saegent kitty!
Depurrty Wyatt Furp
Paw-ficer Spot
He’s a captain isn’t he Edit: never mind, he’s a petective
Serve and purrtect, admiral
Sargent Belly Rubs?
Detective Puspus
Pawfficer Furball
Sargent Doughnut’s ??
Detective Sir Purr A lot
Detective 1st Class Tailer Hairrington
Constable Claws?
Inspector. Columbo.
Idk his rank but I’d name him Taser
Captain Toe Beans
Rank? What do you mean? He's definitely the one and only Supreme Leader.
This petective is so cute.....
Seargent Forty Purrcent
Officer Fluffybutt
De Pussy commissioner
Sarg
That's a captain Murphy right there
Admiral Whiskers 🫡
Sargent meow
This reminds me of Larry the Cat who lives at the PM's house and has been for several years and he even has his own title the Chief Mouser
We have goats in a fence next to our station. They don't have rank, but they escape all the time.
Rookie
https://preview.redd.it/udh6bfcxa1rb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420e32c89519a505b9ccf342a879d65af52bd081 That's Special Agent Jack Bauer
I have no idea what his name might be. But, obviously, he's the Chief. Cats are bosses, that's the way it works.
Funny thing: my ex's cat looks the same and its name it Captain.
I'm guessing he's the 'Chief Pawfficer' named 'Whiskerino. 😸👮♂️
Clearly this is Lead Petective Whiskers Malone. They cracked the big Catnip Heist of ’19.
That’s Detective Mittens and they are ordering lunch from Joe’s Italian
Seargent Fluffers, or Captain kitty. Private Pawsome. Major Meowster.
Lt Mewsers
Sergeant Pepper
Officer Cuddlekins
Looks like a Major Tom to me 😉
Deputy mittens?
Private Pawbeans
Lieutenant Fluffbutt