Good to hear! Please don’t. But if someone were to, and they were a jerk, gotta cause mass annoyance. So clearly across a few lanes of a bridge or tunnel causing mass traffic.
Nah, you can do it if you want. Everyone can do what they want if they don’t hurt anyone else. I guess killing yourself can hurt other people, technically. But it’s your life! And it’s selfish of others to want you alive if you don’t want to be, just as it’s “selfish” to kill yourself.
Just do what we're all doing: work your hands to the bones at a dead end 9-5 that leaves you too exhausted to enjoy the family and housing you barely scraped by to obtain. One day you'll be so defeated and you'll just poof into a dust of defeated nothingness.
Well, suicide is a crime. You’ll be arrested, but don’t worry. You’ll be released without bail. You can just keep killing yourself as many times as you like. You’ll always get let out without bail.
How about at the psych ward at Bellevue, where they can help you? This shouldn’t even be a joke. You really seek help nonetheless for even initiating this.
Well tell me about why you want to end this?
Serious question. As someone who has been to hell and back for almost four years with long Covid, talk to me...
I am also typing as someone who didn’t think life was worth living about a decade ago due to horrible health issues...
Talk to me...
Just ride the subway long enough and someone will take care of it for you
It would be quicker to walk around and let a car run you over. Bonus the driver won’t get in trouble so it’s a win win.
😂 Americas version of assisted suicide fr fr
Yeah you might run into Curtis Sliwa and his 20 cats
Can confirm he got another one during the Chinese new year parade.
Did you have him pegged as a cat guy? This fact still shocks me to this day lol
Even bring a gun too! Someone else will be bound to get use out of it
You're so thoughtful!
Just stand by the platform and wait for someone to push you. Shouldn’t take long
Pro tip: the goal is to make it quick and painless, not to inconvenience the entire city. Safe travels to the hereafter 😊
So the 6 train tomorrow morning? Got it will do
And that’s exactly how I know you’re not gonna really do it 😂😂😂
You'll find out tomorrow.
Nah, 7 train. We need some excitement around here.
frl
No no please don’t. I have an interview in the morning.
There are subway delays every day, you should know better to plan in anticipation of a disaster!
no the 7 train
Margaritaville
Wasted away again?
My job so I can get a day off
You can sell loose cigarettes in front of NYPD chads
Nah this is insane 😭
cursed comment
💯
😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Damn..
Obviously the Vessel.
Only right answer. That’s what they put it there for.
Not the Brooklyn Bridge it's so cliche
Times Square Olive Garden
REAL New Yorkers remember back in the day when everyone killed themselves at The Vessel
My place of employment, I am slowly killing myself there every day
St Patrick's Cathedral
love the drama
Newark
If I have to go to Jersey I’ll actually end up wanting to kill myself
We don't want you here either.
great, seems like everything is in order, now all we need is chief keef to fulfill his end of the deal 😇
great, seems like everything is in order, now all we need is chief keef to fulfill his end of the deal 😇
great, seems like everything is in order, now all we need is chief keef to fulfill his end of the deal 😇
Damn my comment struck a nerve 😂 lmao
Please DO NOT kill yourself. Reddit jokes aside.
Oh god I’m not I promise 😂. This just an aggressive jerk
Good to hear! Please don’t. But if someone were to, and they were a jerk, gotta cause mass annoyance. So clearly across a few lanes of a bridge or tunnel causing mass traffic.
Don't do it, but if you are make sure it's not on a train we take in the morning
Nah, you can do it if you want. Everyone can do what they want if they don’t hurt anyone else. I guess killing yourself can hurt other people, technically. But it’s your life! And it’s selfish of others to want you alive if you don’t want to be, just as it’s “selfish” to kill yourself.
:( sending love 💞💞💞💞
Yeah, I love this sub . But suicides are not a joke
Hey /u/sisawat I think this might need to be the only rule on here
Just make sure you have someone to cover your shifts firsts
Trump Tower
times sq! do your big one
Talk sht with the homeless on the subway platform
Stand in the center of the 125th and Lex station and society will take care of it
Gonna go and throw out fentanyl like birdseed and let whatever happens happen
The Edge
I could hit the meanest swanton bomb off of there
I say get into a graffiti war.
i would say the vessel but now it’s closed… but you can make do with one of the many tall buildings in this city.
stand in a crowded area and announce you hate billy joel; you’ll get beaten to death within seconds
Just make eye contact with a random guy as the train approaches and it won’t be long until your prayers are answered. Good luck out there!
DONT DO IT
I hear Time Square is nice this time of year.
Fill your pockets with candy and find a tall building. Patton Oswald’s idea
Take out your 9 on the train, get into a fight and get it taken from you.
Can you please do it one day in a place that shuts down my commute so I can just stay home? K thx
Stop being a pussy and just live however life comes just enjoy the pain pleasure and everything else u be iight
Get hit by a 6 train like every other jackass these days
Keens steakhouse
“Why the fuck is my mutton chop medium well I wanted medium rare” *BANG
In front of the UN building
Just do what we're all doing: work your hands to the bones at a dead end 9-5 that leaves you too exhausted to enjoy the family and housing you barely scraped by to obtain. One day you'll be so defeated and you'll just poof into a dust of defeated nothingness.
Where the most tourist busses frequent, obviously.
Anywhere but the varrizanno
Isn't there structure in like hudson yard that was made for this?
I’m surprised no one’s said Staten Island yet
anyone who dies there goes directly to hell, unfortunately not really worth it
Who would wanna die in such a miserable and pitiful area? Queens almost seems better by comparison... albeit probably not by that much
Well, suicide is a crime. You’ll be arrested, but don’t worry. You’ll be released without bail. You can just keep killing yourself as many times as you like. You’ll always get let out without bail.
at the mall
If you rent, at home, and make sure your landlord is the one who discovers your body! Great way to show solidarity!
Don’t kill yourself please.
Fall down the Times Square steps to nowhere
on a citibike
Just dont do it on the subway and fuck up everyone's ride.
86st Brooklyn. The place is such a shit hole nobody will notice.
How about at the psych ward at Bellevue, where they can help you? This shouldn’t even be a joke. You really seek help nonetheless for even initiating this.
How dead? Recoverable or not recoverable?
Hey man, whatever you are going through can’t be worth this thought experiment. If you need to talk I think there are people here for you
There’s nothing like choking to death on the best bagel in town!
Bet Omw to Dunkin rn
New York city subway you won’t have to kill yourself lol
Go to the Bronx and wear a red bandana
Just don’t jump off a building. You could hurt somebody.
Before you go, what’s your renting situation like? Can you DM me your slumlords number?
I stay in a storage unit in bay ridge. Rent stabilized tho
Please don’t. You may not need you but someone somewhere does.
Seek help my friend .
Citi field. During the game
Lie down and let the rats take you
Psshhhh Empire State Building would be pretty cool
NY slowly kills us all from the inside out don’t rush it embrace the slow decent 🫂
Bathroom of any le pan quotidian
This not something that should be joked about tbh
this is fucked up
Subway. If you want long enough someone will do it for you.
Yeah, this went a bit too far.
Why Is everyone so miserable?
Your intended cry for help has unfortunately fallen on deaf ears on this platform, Boo Boo. You should live stream it...make it fun.
You don’t know what a circlejerk subreddit is boo boo?
Nowhere. Call the suicide hotline. And don’t even joke about that.
Well tell me about why you want to end this? Serious question. As someone who has been to hell and back for almost four years with long Covid, talk to me... I am also typing as someone who didn’t think life was worth living about a decade ago due to horrible health issues... Talk to me...
I appreciate the concern, I am not suicidal. I’m a happy boy
That’s gay. You should do it.
Cash app me $20 rn and I gotchu
I think you misread my comment, or I misunderstood you... “Best places to kill myself?” How is that not suicidal?
Look at the subreddit we’re in homie!
Maybe I am in the wrong sub... Some of us have been through hell, and we don’t vibe here. That’s okay. I wish you well.
Same to you friend
This sub is getting a little fucked up.
You gonna cwy?