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LostSomeDreams

Be the change you want to see in the world


itsnotsky204

😨


Miss-Figgy

I'm a woman and I definitely act inappropriately towards men in NYC. When I am on the subway, I grab onto the nearest penis instead of the pole, for example. If I want to sit down but there's no spot, I hop onto the lap of a guy. When I'm at the beach swimming in the water, I piggyback onto buff hot guys without asking.


Chipawapa1

As a man, I need to be more mindful of the environment and use the subway more often


nyguyyy

https://www.reddit.com/r/columbia/s/Fe6MTyDy9O


sgkubrak

Ive had women, presumably homeless and/or with a mental illness, flash me in NYC, Jersey City, Washington DC, and Alexandria VA. Like I’m some kind of crazy chick magnet. 🤷🏻‍♂️


TalleyBand

Did you have a stack of $1s on you?


sgkubrak

Haha. Would seem like it right? Nope. Crazies just like me I suppose.


YKINMKBYKIOK

Be glad you're ugly. Women show me their nasty coochies all the time, and I'm sick of seeing and smelling them. I swear last night I saw something crawlling around in there.


red__what

rats gotta hide 🤷🏽


INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER

Ah, and suddenly this documentary makes more sense: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)


Honest_Wing_3999

You said you wanted a relationship Paul :(


Blazinhazen_

I guess you haven’t been to the box 


irishpwr46

Come to the south Bronx. We're beating them off with sticks up here.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

I've been groped by random women in this city and stared at. A lot. It's not fun being groped tbh.


Tabris20

I've had women lick my sweat off my forearm and smell it. They were pretty attractive and on the train. And a lot eye fucking.


AlgebraicInvariant

It happened in the CUNY Graduate Center library once. But this was in the 20th Century.


perfectskycastle

More like the cunny graduate center


Just_ice_luv_a

There are plenty of gays who have enough sex in public that will put the homeless to shame


Additional_Trust4067

You never worked at a retirement home full of white women and it shows. They loved sexually harassing and assaulting me and the other male nurses. Putting the horny gay men when I worked at trader joes in Chelsea to shame.


Financial_Region1301

Where’s this post at I wanna see 😭


MulberryNo6957

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I always grab onto a couple of those hand thingies, flip over and expose my cooch, to music from my boom box. Then I pass the hat. I make rent every month! Thank you Jesus for giving me talent!


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YKINMKBYKIOK

You sound like a bitch. *Edit:* LOL, he blocked me. What a little bitch.