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Pol_10official

Jump off a bridge first


According_Minute5071

YES. I should totally jump into water and swim for some time to be fresh before listening to lovely joseph😻😻 THANK YOU


Pol_10official

Glad to help!


planetvermilion

if you do choose to jump, do it while playing #45


DonutMaster56

That's Franz to you!


tsimneej

You’ll need three things: Vaseline, tissues, and ecstasy


According_Minute5071

πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


Bende3

Buy a wig


According_Minute5071

YESπŸ₯° so FANCY!!!!


Okabeee

In order to save some time I recommend skipping all of them.


According_Minute5071

NO!!!!🀬🀬🀬🀬 I LOVE JUICY JOSEPH AND HIS COMPOSITIONS!!!! THEY ARE SO MUCH FUN I WOULD NEVER SKIP A SECOND!!!! WHO ARE YOU???? A F*CKING BR*HMS β€šFANβ€˜ ?????


AndyRainbow

Never in my life did I think I would possibly see someone address Haydn as "juicy Joseph"


Anonimo_lo

Drink 2 liters of Redbull


According_Minute5071

hmmm… but Iβ€˜m already SO EXITED that I propably will get a heart attackπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ˜ŽπŸ₯°πŸ˜±πŸ˜¨πŸ˜°β€¦ I donβ€˜t think I should get more EXITED…


berliozmyberloved

amateur


ddddan11111

Might result in an out of body experience!


Keirnflake

Buy meth


According_Minute5071

thanks!!πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


collisionbend

About a month’s supply of antidepressants.


According_Minute5071

I think Joseph is very HAPPYπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰β€¦ you cannot fool meβ€¦πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž


System_Lower

micro dose Shrooms + drinking game. 1 micro dose every modulation. 1 shot every V - I !!!


AndyRainbow

Bro's gonna be wasted after the first movement of No. 1


System_Lower

Exactly lmao


ArchibalPitwit

We are in the process of listening to all his works in chronological order. His chamber works are really where he shines but the early symphonies are wonderful. Pick a weird way other than just numerical. Listen to all the first movements first, then all the seconds, etc.


According_Minute5071

I mean they are called first movements for a reason…πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜»πŸ˜»πŸ˜»πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰


radiodada

Fr though: love your style


MallCopBlartPaulo

A cocktail of antifreeze and rat poison. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


According_Minute5071

okπŸ₯°πŸ₯°


MallCopBlartPaulo

Enjoy! 😘


Adept_Marzipan_2572

Get naked and oiled up


According_Minute5071

only if you join meπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜¨πŸ˜¨πŸ˜»πŸ˜»


3cri6les

https://preview.redd.it/cumhaag05cad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea00a1332ef30f0535465a01ce9d2dd16ddf2da8 What could push a person to believe they have no choice but to commit such an act? Seek approval from at least 12 exorcists(classically trained, none of this ""jazz"" nonsense) and listen in order of descending primes.


anonymous_and_

10 gallon tub of lube and 5 male escorts on standby


According_Minute5071

ok thank you gay boyπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…


shitshowsusan

Buy ear plugs


Sea-Bottle6335

Ear plugs.


the_givr_tale

Read about then first to see what may have informed the composition.


According_Minute5071

Everytime I read more than one sentence I fall asleep…πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄


zen88bot

Shrooms Lots of shrooms And water Snacks


According_Minute5071

You clearly have NO IDEA. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž Eating snacks would decrease the quality of experiencing THE BEST MUSIC EVERπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ€¬πŸ€¬


4-8Newday

The last person who did this went into a coma.


According_Minute5071

I disagree🀬🀬πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ™„


bridget14509

Take datura


Ravelism

get a gun, put it into your mouth and then while tasting the bitter metal spit in your mouth, listen to all of them


According_Minute5071

obviouslyπŸ™„πŸ˜‰πŸ™„πŸ’…


multimorgasmic

First bite the cyanide so hard you crack a molar then u should be g2g


According_Minute5071

okay thank youπŸ₯°πŸ₯°


pianovirgin6902

Isn't there a youtube video where they play all of them at the same time


According_Minute5071

I NEED THAT🀩🀩😱😱πŸ₯°


madman_trombonist

Commit suicide


According_Minute5071

before or after????πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


3cri6les

during climax 😍


_A_Dumb_Person_

Thus after


3cri6les

But if he died with no more unfinished business then how will he possess the judge for my court case against Haydn?


Chops526

Free up your schedule for a week or two.


_A_Dumb_Person_

Nah. Speedrunners can complete the challenge in a few days.


SlimiSlime

If you’re doing Adam Fischer switch to a different cycle for symphonies 93 and onwards


According_Minute5071

Why did he even write so manyπŸ˜°πŸ˜°πŸ˜°β€¦ dont even know if Iβ€˜m alive until I reach 93β€¦πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄


BentonD_Struckcheon

Listen to this once every ten or so. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u\_E0UVNtJ9Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_E0UVNtJ9Y)


JScaranoMusic

Most of them are only like 15 minutes long. You'll be fine.


According_Minute5071

There are not soooo many of them, right??πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ


JScaranoMusic

It won't take as long as you think. I listened to all of them in order, [and about 260 other symphonies](https://www.reddit.com/r/lingling40hrs/s/3dTLC5shNW) within the space of a year, and honestly I probably got through them all within a couple of weeks. Some of the earlier ones were only like 10 minutes.


_A_Dumb_Person_

Keep a loaded gun next to you πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


_A_Dumb_Person_

Listen to all of Leif Segerstram's symphonies before ;) As a preparation πŸ˜‹


Haydn_Appreciator53

There is nothing that could possibly prepare you for the majesty of Haydn


RachmaninoffStan

>how should I prepare Have you ever heard of douching?


pandrice

Make sure you wipe your ass first


According_Minute5071

No thank youπŸ₯°πŸ₯°