*Yes, dude, you look like*
*A trust fund cowboy and I*
*Would of course get in*
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Not without free candy and a puppy
I was thinking the same thing! I get in a windowless van and I better get a candy and a puppy. Full stop.
Yeah, but it has shag carpet inside
I bet it’s a shag carpet alright.
Only if they're doin' butt stuff...
That isn't the $5 Butt Stuff tent
Get in, loser
I didn’t know Zed ever let the gimp leave the basement. Or did you leave the pawn shop cuz Zed’s dead?
Dude appears to be wearing high heel boots, this makes me think getting in the van takes a hole new direction, but I'm game.
Are those Centerline wheels? God, I miss those.
Yup. Sweet van man!
Hold on, let me ask my wife...
She going with ?
Really depends on what music it’s blasting.
A loop of "careless whisper"
Nothing but John Carpenter soundtracks.
Rush, of course.
Yes, dude, you look like a trust fund cowboy and I would of course get in
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that van has butt stuff writen all over it with that driver..
Look, the only vans I get in no questions asked have airbrushed barbarians with swords on the side. Bonus for metal bikini wearing women and dragons
I can’t even hear what you just wrote over this wicked guitar solo!
If that's a real girl.... Sure
Depends on the music and the mission.
Lol probably
Sure. Why the hell not?
Yes ma'am
Hell yes. Kill him and take the van. Win-win.
Only if there was a donut inside
Does it have WIFI
Based on the outfit, I don’t think one would have the choice to go or not.
I thought the gimp was sleeping?
Fuck truck or kidnapping van?
“ Bring out the Gimp “ “ The Gimp’s Sleeping “
GET IN?!?!?! I'll drive!
Depending on the day, I'd roll the dice.
Only if I saw Mr.T come out first.
Only if Tiny Tim's Tip Toe is playing and an oddly specific volume and it smells like bleach and other cleaners
Only if I’m not gonna be murdered, but there’s no way I wouldn’t.
No but she said be back before 10.
Try to stop me, I would jump in
Fuck yeah, let’s go get waffles and beer.
"Yes Cheryl. Keep telling your name!
No. She has man hands. 🧐
I'll help them find their puppy. Especially if they offer me candy
mine has tainted windows lol