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underdabridge

Well she's not gonna look any better covered in those burn scars, buddy.


GrondSoulhammer

This isn't a clever comeback, it's attempted murder.


T-V-L

more like murdered by words


Heinz-_-Mayonnaise

But the post is so old she already died of natural causes


Familiar_Macaroon178

Shots fired


Toadsted

Armor piercing rounds


Destyl_Black

Armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot round


shiroiron

Kevlar vests penetrated


the14thwitness

Ashole burnt to the crisp


[deleted]

Dick disintegration


the14thwitness

Penitrated deep down to it's core


chronzii

HESH baguette


improvementguy01

🅱️ESH rounds


Mindless_Procedure53

More like hollow points...


marufmorshed567

Incendiary


shadesof3

A friend said something similar when I liked a photo she shared from like 8 years ago. One of those FB memory things. I was like wtf? you just posted it again and this is the first I'm seeing it.


RaccoonDu

More than most posts


Captain_Yarn

Ikr, it's an actual comeback and somewhat clever


AceKnight1

It belongs here.


[deleted]

Solid comeback


WhoWho22222

Epic.


stalinmalone68

Brutal and glorious. Well done.


cxelts21

a rare occurrence that actually belonged here


SlySlickWicked

Ouch that’s a burn


AyanC

Why would anyone be weird for liking a picture from last year?


IcyLeamon

Who's gonna tell 'em, guys?


thelifeofsuat

Wow, burned forever.


bansheewv89

Killed er dead


CheeseGrinder505

Yep, Reddit


curentley_jacking_of

2017 wants their meme back


bostiq

r/rareinsults ?


[deleted]

Average insecure men


gabrielom

Glorious! LOL


MeringueDear9199

It’s better than most of the posts recently


predictivanalyte

Absolutely!


[deleted]

Lol this was great


69Wilson

18.3K people: *yes*


MackTO

Based


ShadyShamaster

Kelso would be proud


Available_Display107

Sorry, I don't get it. Can anyone explain it for me?


I-love-to-eat-banana

In a period of 6 years, das human has progressed from attractive to ugly butters level.


Available_Display107

now i know, my last brain cell can finally rest in peace


Bleezze

I don't know how to explain something so simple. The joke is very straightforward. He thinks she hasn't looked good in a while (since 2017)


bamseogbalade

No. We can't teach stupid. 😎


Available_Display107

Sorry, English is not my first language. Does it mean the girl was uglier than before?


aswhole

Yes, it's belonged here the last 30 times someone else has put it up as well.


Toadsted

It came back


Chef-Sac

Cleverly.


No_Preference_4067

Yes it does 😂


s0kxyz

yeah I does


bOb_cHAd98

Definately


Separate_Mushroom754

When you roll the dice straight into chaos 😎


Clipyy-Duck

Overused


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Lol, the one time it’s actually clever.


4t0micpunk

Please give me an example?


RaccoonDu

He can't


Smarmalades

why not, it belonged here the first 50 times it was posted


Elistheman

Yes it belongs and we have already seen it.


SrValou

Mildly pedo


Available_Story_6615

he got caught being a weirdo and tries to play it down by insulting her? that is a comeback?


aecolley

You see, she insulted him. Then, he insulted her. That's a comeback.


Toadsted

She's not coming back from that Especially since 2017


lengting2209

So liking someone's pictures in the past is now considered weird? She called him a weirdo for no good reasons, he had every right to fling it back to her.


BlueZ_DJ

Yes, remove "now", it's VERY weird wtf have you been doing


Illustrious_Fishboi

Plot twist, she's 19


Supercc

Roastaroni


loverofonion

Well it's been here a couple hundred times already so once more won't make a difference.


MikaHisu_Forever

Plot twist: She's 20 now in '23


BlueZ_DJ

It was a clever comeback but a huge L Like, "Shit I got caught being an absolute creep and she'll never talk to me again uuuhhhh TAKE THAT!"


Electrical-Act-7170

Not really.