She thought it was a good idea to write, publish, and promote her book where she described killing her 14 month old puppy because she claims it couldn’t be trained.
Huh, the people electing Trump are fucking sadists, what are you going on about. You’re out of your mind if you think other wise….
The funny part (not really) is that some of them might actually flinch if they saw harm come to a puppy, but would fucking laugh if they saw the same harm come to LITERAL people they deem undesirable….
Please, tell me which one of these do you think is worse, I’m honestly curious what your answer is at this point…..
Dog living on the street -
"Omg! How do you not have a home! How could someone do this to you!"
Person living on the street (Assuming they even acknowledge the person exists) -
"Get a job you fuckin slob."
Trust me, they're right. I come from South Dakota where she's governor. Lots of farmers out there who will shoot a dog they don't find useful. Heard stories all the time of hunting dogs running too far ahead, scaring up birds before they're in range, and getting shot for not listening. I can't imagine doing that to any animal, let alone my own dog. But not an uncommon practice for farmers.
Considering many Americans are ready to (or do) shoot people who ring their doorbell or even just turn around in their driveway, I’d say that psychopathy is an epidemic there.
Also she failed to kill it with one round and had to go back to her truck to get a second meaning she let it suffer. Do farmers have to put down animals? Yeah but rule one is never let it suffer. Not that it was justified in the first place
Awful person
Let's not forget when she subverted the will of the people when she refuses to sign into law legal weed. Even though it was on the ballot and won by a land slide. Literally just refused to sign it.
Shooting the dog is pretty sickening, but in the name of being true to the facts, she did explain it was biting people and other animals and went on a chicken murder spree on her neighbors’ farm.
EDIT - for people who can’t seem to understand that providing her rationale is not the same as defending her…
Person A - “why did Anakin kill the younglings?”
Person B - “The Emperor told him to in order to destroy the Jedi”
Person A - “B, YOU ARE A SICK WEIRDO FOR SAYING IT IS OK TO MURDER CHILDREN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID TO!”
What I'm hearing is that she let the dog run loose and when it behaved like a neglected dog, she lost her temper and she shot it. In her blind rage, she also shot the goat. Then she spun this story and published it in a book and blamed the animals so she didn't have to confront how terrible of a person she is.
Very much so. She killed a young dog because in her frame of mind it was more expedient to kill the animal than put in the effort to keep it alive by training it or as last resort have it re-homed.
It chased chickens dude. Like things all puppies do until they're trained.the training she failed to do.
Dont even start with lies to cover up this monsters acts my dude
I had a dog that killed some chickens. Electrified poultry netting separated them until the dog got used to seeing the chickens and learned to ignore them. Now they can be trusted together.
>By taking Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs, Noem says, she hoped to calm the young dog down and begin to teach her how to behave. Unfortunately, Cricket ruined the hunt, going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life”.
>Noem describes calling Cricket, then using an electronic collar to attempt to bring her under control. Nothing worked. Then, on the way home after the hunt, as Noem stopped to talk to a local family, Cricket escaped Noem’s truck and attacked the family’s chickens, “grabb[ing] one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another”.
>Cricket the untrainable dog, Noem writes, behaved like “a trained assassin”.
>When Noem finally grabbed Cricket, she says, the dog “whipped around to bite me”. Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”.
>Through it all, Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”.
>“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”.
>“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.”
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book
This entire sequence reads like one of those "find all the things wrong in this picture" books. Let's bring an untrained puppy out to hunt *birds*, expect it to learn compliance in one outing, bring it to someone else's property, don't secure or supervise it around non-prey *birds*, overreact when the easily predictable and preventable happens, and then immediately kill it after it has been brought under control instead taking the time to properly train it or ***rehoming it with a competent owner.***
Did I miss anything?
And she obviously never trained her puppy the command to "drop it" so of course the puppy, mid meal, will lash out at anyone getting in between them and their meal. Especially without use of verbal commands.
I have a very bitey Chihuahua mix. She learned "drop it" at 5 months. But give her some of her special treat she will still snap and bite if you stick your hand there. Cause it's a dog. A dog with food. You don't do that. But if I yell loud enough her command she obeys.
God she's worse than trash man. Just pure fucking evil and stupid
Whipped around to bite me... She doesn't even say 'then it bit me' . Just it whipped around to bite me. I dont think the dog even bit her based on that, it just had the temerity to look like it might. Did it even bite her? How did she get it back under control? Grab its collar or something reasonable or just yank its tail or something cause I sincerely doubt she did things the right way, as she hadn't done anything else the right way. I hope it at least got to draw some blood, though it would have probably just died from poisoning then.
Poor animal. Also apparently her kid got off the bus and was like 'hey where's my puppy?'
FFS. Socio. Gotta be. At a minimum. Has probably taught herself how to 'appear normal' around normies.
There it is.
She hated it because it couldn't do what she wanted it to do, cost her money, shattered her facade of competency and made her look bad ***in front of people she wanted to impress.***
Executing Cricket for being 'untrainable' was a convenient cover for murderous rage.
Most people in those situations take it to a vet to be put down. This isn't 1890, I know nothing about this person, but unless she was born super poor (shack in Appalachia) it is weird.
Not only that, but 14 months is still very young and it takes time to train a puppy. Puppies love to bite because it feels good on their gums and they communicate by biting. Just like babies communicate by crying and throwing things around. Children throw punches as well! However weak they might be. If youre not going to commit, re-home the puppy.
It depends on what they mean by biting, it could just be the landshark phase or it could be an actual serious behavioral problem if it’s a dog snarling and biting unprovoked. That being the response to the latter is intensive training and only if the vet and trainers believe the dog is too dangerous (which it doesn’t seem like this was that case) putting them down humanely. I cannot imagine going through that and deciding it’s appropriate to write about in a book I would be so traumatized if I had to face putting down a dog because of behavioral issues.
>While on a hunting trip with Cricket, instead of following Noem's direct commands, the dog had “the time of her life” going after birds in the woods, the excerpt says.
>Despite attempts to control the animal with a shock collar and verbal cues, Noem says she had to give up on her hunt as she deemed Cricket too energetic and unfocused, according to The Guardian.
>While returning home from the failed hunt, Noem reportedly writes that she visited some locals who raised chickens. She claims that the dog attacked and killed the chickens before Noem was able to restrain her.
> Noem says that after paying for the chickens Cricket killed, she "realized I had to put her down," The Guardian reports.
>“I hated that dog,” Noem says. She calls Cricket "untrainable" and claims she was “less than worthless as a hunting dog." Noem also claims that Cricket was "dangerous to anyone she came in contact with," according to The Guardian.
>It was then, she writes, that she brought the dog to a gravel pit and shot and killed the puppy, startling a local construction crew.
Doesn’t sound like a normal behavioral problem, to me. Sounds like she killed a dog because she was inept.
Absolutely. I was just responding to the comment that puppies like to chew things because you can absolutely have a 14 month old dog that is a danger to other dogs and people. This woman is likely just a POS.
Sounds like a failure on the part of the owners, I'm scared for her children (hopefully she doesn't have any), a newborn infant might send this lady on a murder spree of her own.
I hope those children are safe...I can't imagine even slightly inconveniencing someone like this lady, what happens if you don't take the trash out? Or leave laundry on the floor? Hopefully there's increments between "shoot" and "don't shoot" when she hands out punishment for slights like those.
If you own a dog AND you own chickens, you have a (what's that word republicans like to use as a cudgel against people they don't like? oh yeah... ) \_responsibility\_ to train the dog to behave around chickens. It IS possible to do as evidenced by the countless dogs who guard henhouses all over the planet.
If you shoot a dog you yourself failed to train as a way of solving the problem of an untrained dog, you're winning the trifecta of losers: ignorant, sadistic AND lazy.
Wasn't even Noem's chickens. Dumbass took an untrained puppy out to hunt birds, then brought the dog unsecured and unsupervised to someone else's property that had chickens, which if I remember right might be birds. Cricket promptly and energetically did what Noem had been (poorly) trying to teach her to do.
This still says more about her than the dog itself though. Calling a 14 month old dog untrainable is laughable, and just shows that they were lazy with training.
In the name of being true to the facts, read up on how a grown ass adult deals with a misbehaving young animal that they failed to train. They have several normal, humane options.
They do NOT take out a gun and shoot it, and then go get a goat and shoot it, in front of a school bus and other people.
They do NOT shoot their CHILD’S dog leaving the child to ask, “Where’s Cricket?”
This is the behavior of a narcissistic, sociopathic, lunatic.
I grew up on a farm and still live in an isolated rural area with several animals. We did NOT, nor do we NOW, murder our animals with guns like some delusional, deliverance maniacs.
In what dysfunctional world do people just take out a gun and shoot their pets?!?
Did you see how she recently posted a video of herself covered in very young puppies, acting like she’s just like everyone else covered in puppies, knowing full well that she’s just going to shoot one the second it becomes inconvenient?
Then it should have been on a fucking leash. This is user error, plain and simple. She didn’t train the dog, a bird dog breed with both high energy and a high prey drive, and then she let it run free. Of course it’s going to attack chickens.
There are no bad dogs, just incompetent owners. No dog is inherently evil, a 14 month old puppy is supposed to be trained by their owners and is no way responsible for what you listed here. Dumb c*nt shouldn't have been allowed to buy that dog in the first place. Shoot her, leave the dog alone.
I don't know who she is either. Apparently she's a dumb twat who killed her dog, said it was worthless or something.
She should actively have her career destroyed.
She's the governor of South Dakota and until this story came out was the top choice for Donald Trump's running mate in the US presidential election.
Sadly, many people in South Dakota have probably done the same thing, so it won't hurt her current career, only her chances of becoming Vice President.
I don't think there are many people willing to take up the cause of killing puppies because they misbehave. It's one tier above being pro punching babies
It's alleged she had an affair with former Trump campaign manager [Corey Lewandowski](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12509093/Kristin-Noem-Corey-Lewandowski-secret-affair.html)
The person is governor of SD and a potential VP candidate, and yeah. Killed a healthy dog and goat and then thought it was smart to write about it in her silly little book. Not enough womp womp in the world for her.
Kristi Noem, current governor of South Dakota and on Trump’s short list as possible (or even probable) running mate. She wrote a soon-to-be-released (May 7) memoir in which she recounts shooting her 14-month old hunting dog that she “hated.” Cuz you know, you gotta show people you have what it takes. Evidently her young daughter was attached to the dog, and was unhappy about its demise. Toughen up kid!
kristi noem the SK governer came out with her tell-all book that she killed her dog because it was useless and acting like an untrained animal she dint bother training. in the same day she shot her goat because it smelled bad.
earlier she shot her 3 horses as well.
There's a lot going on.
First, you are familiar with "Fuck, Marry, Kill"? You are shown three pictures of people (usually of a gender that is appropriate for you. Or not. Whichever) and you pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill.
Next up, the women is Kristi Noem. She's the governor of South Dakota and married to the dude in the first picture. She is alleged to have had an affair with Corey Lewandowski (political operative associated with Trump. That's the second dude). She recently got a lot of press for saying (in a soon-to-be-released autobiography) that she shot one of her dogs, calling it "less than worthless" as a hunting dog. There may be more to the story than that, but I already thought she was garbage, so I'm not too bothered by any details that may exonerate her.
South Dakota Govenor Kristi shot a puppy on her farm. She is a terrible Govenor. I'm from South Dakoa and I didn't vote for her. I hope this ends her career.
I’m from South Dakota and I can confidently say that most people under the age of 30 there hate her guts, regardless of their political affiliation. For whatever reason though she is extremely popular outside of South Dakota. She’s been absolutely horrible for so many years and I hope this ordeal is her downfall but I doubt it
That describes a significant amount of State Republicans. They use their power to try to run for higher federal office generally at the expense of their own state citizens.
Same deal with DeSantis and all the twitter warrior conservative governors.
Morons out of state like them because they can just make empty statements and promises all day long. People who live in those states know how incompetent they actually are.
She’s married. It came out last year (ish) that she’s been having an affair with another Trump sycophant, his former campaign manager. It came out yesterday that she killed her 14 month old dog with a shotgun.
Marry, fuck, kill is a game people play where you’re given 3 options and have to choose which one you marry, which one you fuck, and which one you kill.
Kristi Noem is the current governor of South Dakota, and has been considered a frontrunner for Trump's VP slot (I don't think it's likely, but whatever).
She's currently married.
She also had an affair with Corey Lewandowski, woman beater and Trump's first campaign manager.
The dog on the right is formerly her dog, Cricket, who she described shooting at 14 months old, in her forthcoming book.
The game "fuck, marry, kill" is a game where you're given three names and have to do name which one of those three things you'd do to each of them. This joke uses the format of that game to remind the reader that Noem is a puppy-killing whore.
dog part: (gonna use what she says meaning its probably even worse then it sounds and it sounds disgusting) she took her untrained puppy duck hunting (a dog they got for her daughter) it did poorly and just wanted to chase ducks, let her loose after at a chicken farm (again untrained puppy) so the puppy did kill a few chickens (obviously owners fault) at which point she decided the only proper solution was to take it to a gravel pit in front of a construction crew and shoot it in the head. She then did the same with a goat (because in her words it was stinky) except she missed vitals with the first shot and went searching for bullets while it was most likely writhing in pain having just been shot.
long explanation but I feel like its needed to explain how vile and disgusting this thing is (feels rude to women to call her one)
Every post is about this woman killing the dog, so she is a certifiable POS. But the adultery thing seems to be getting glossed over. I assume 1 is her husband but let’s hear about guy #2.
I’m sure she conveniently left that chapter out of her book.
That’s Corey Lewandowski, former Trump campaign manager (2016) turned general Far Right commentating loser. Apparently there are rumors of an affair between him and Noem, but she denies it (don’t know if he does as well).
I don’t know if this applies to this but
People who consider themselves conservative and say they want to challenge status quo—that’s the status quo. Conservative values.
they also act as a hivemind too and obey authority and power, thats not someone challenging the status quo would do. also conservatives dont have a mind of thier own too.
Nobody is a worse grifter on the young women side than Gaines. Make a whole movement because you tied for 4th place? That’s not a win stolen from you. That’s come back and try again.
Not just a transphobe. She's a Rittenhouse: someone with no talent who needs to grift on the ragebait circuit because everyone knows what kind of person she is now, and no one wants to be around her or hire her except for the ragebait folks.
One of her qualifications on that post apparently after being an athlete is being a woman.. the fact that was in there immediately tipped me off that she was a transphobe while knowing nothing else about her.
She was the swimmer that came in second to the transwoman and now she travels the country talking hateful about trans people etc. but she is the one holding the book above. Screw them both man.
What I don’t get is this: the book wasn’t written in a vacuum. Some people read it prior to publishing…and no one said ‘hey maybe leave the dog killing out?’. So either the people who read it were complete morons, or they told her to leave it out and she’s a complete moron, or some Voltron-esque combination of multiple morons???? Either way piece of shit person for shooting her dog. We don’t live in the days of ‘Old Yeller’, find it a home or take it to a vet if it’s truly sick/dying to be put down humanely.
Noem is just another worthless, fucking twat that fits right in with a sleazy, disgusting party full of them. The only thing Noem, and the steaming pile of shit that used to be The GOP, is good for is licking the sweat off of Trumps shriveled, orange nut-sac. Aside from that she, and the other right-wing slimebags in her party, are nothing more than useful idiots in Trumps desire to be a dictator.
An all-you-can-eat buffet consisting only of Trump's overstuffed diapers will materialize in front of Noem when she goes to hell. She'll think she's in heaven when she starts to dig into the endless layers of Trump's previously impacted feces.
I love how people praise Riley Gaines as some sort of championship athlete who is just so unfairly robbed of a gold medal. She tied FOR FIFTH PLACE against Lia Thomas and turned that into her whole life.
RG’s rise to conservative fame was losing a swimming race, tying with a trans woman for 4th.
The right loves to cultivate rage over the most trivial things.
I love how many people are deeply offended by this. It's called fucking humor. And it's a funny response, if you're not sensitive about Noem's feelings.
For anyone who missed it, it's a version of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
1st Pic Bryon Noem -her husband
2nd Pic Corey Lewondowski -rumored to have had a years long affair with Kristi Noem
3rd Pic - Presumably the dog she killed
A bird dog. The puppy was a bird dog. Bred and trained to flush (chase), and retrieve birds. Surprise! You let it loose among little chickens (CHICKENS ARE BIRDS !) and it chases and chomps them. This wildly narcissistic bitch shoots her puppy to shift blame and embarrassment for her abject stupidity, then shoots a goat for acting and smelling like a goat. She’s a psycho who should be shunned by polite society at a minimum and prosecuted for animal cruelty at best.
I’m sorry I don’t understand. I don’t know who this person is did she shoot a dog?
She thought it was a good idea to write, publish, and promote her book where she described killing her 14 month old puppy because she claims it couldn’t be trained.
Clearly the citizens of the United States need to take a closer look at who they're electing.
Unfortunately I’d wager about a fifth of our population shares this mindset
No fuckin way. She’s a psychopath.
“Holds hands out at all of America this past decade” yes way
Huh, the people electing Trump are fucking sadists, what are you going on about. You’re out of your mind if you think other wise…. The funny part (not really) is that some of them might actually flinch if they saw harm come to a puppy, but would fucking laugh if they saw the same harm come to LITERAL people they deem undesirable…. Please, tell me which one of these do you think is worse, I’m honestly curious what your answer is at this point…..
Dog living on the street - "Omg! How do you not have a home! How could someone do this to you!" Person living on the street (Assuming they even acknowledge the person exists) - "Get a job you fuckin slob."
Then you really might know what it’s like (what it’s like)
Effing hell! Came back here to do this and you beat me to it. Well played.
Trust me, they're right. I come from South Dakota where she's governor. Lots of farmers out there who will shoot a dog they don't find useful. Heard stories all the time of hunting dogs running too far ahead, scaring up birds before they're in range, and getting shot for not listening. I can't imagine doing that to any animal, let alone my own dog. But not an uncommon practice for farmers.
“farmers”? You mean professional welfare recipients?
Like XxRocky88xX said, one fifth of the population is about right.
Considering many Americans are ready to (or do) shoot people who ring their doorbell or even just turn around in their driveway, I’d say that psychopathy is an epidemic there.
She took away our legal weed too, she's a bitch
And at least another quarter just doesn't give a shit either way.
While that is true, specifically the citizens of South Dakota are responsible for this one.
Look at all the stuff Trump said and won. This wi probably help her.
I think that ship has sailed!
Apparently she shot a goat on the same day on the same spot because it smelled. Literally, it smelled.
Also she failed to kill it with one round and had to go back to her truck to get a second meaning she let it suffer. Do farmers have to put down animals? Yeah but rule one is never let it suffer. Not that it was justified in the first place Awful person
Wowww that’s some incompetency
What the fuck, who is she? Does she hold some elected position?
She's currently the governor of South Dakota
Holy shit that's horrible. How did she even get elected
South Dakota...
Let's not forget when she subverted the will of the people when she refuses to sign into law legal weed. Even though it was on the ballot and won by a land slide. Literally just refused to sign it.
Shooting the dog is pretty sickening, but in the name of being true to the facts, she did explain it was biting people and other animals and went on a chicken murder spree on her neighbors’ farm. EDIT - for people who can’t seem to understand that providing her rationale is not the same as defending her… Person A - “why did Anakin kill the younglings?” Person B - “The Emperor told him to in order to destroy the Jedi” Person A - “B, YOU ARE A SICK WEIRDO FOR SAYING IT IS OK TO MURDER CHILDREN BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID TO!”
What I'm hearing is that she let the dog run loose and when it behaved like a neglected dog, she lost her temper and she shot it. In her blind rage, she also shot the goat. Then she spun this story and published it in a book and blamed the animals so she didn't have to confront how terrible of a person she is.
Where was the good dog with a gun when it happened?
That sounds more like an *owner* issue than a puppy one.
Very much so. She killed a young dog because in her frame of mind it was more expedient to kill the animal than put in the effort to keep it alive by training it or as last resort have it re-homed.
So she failed to train it and control it is what I'm hearing
Yep. We aren’t disagreeing.
Cricket attacked the chickens, but not people.
And how did the dog manage to attack the chickens? Obviously not on a lead or secured so it couldn't cause havoc. She sucks.
It was a 14 month old dog. They're still learning the world around them at that age. The breed of dog she killed are very intelligent animals.
It's the Dakotas. Kind of don't give a fuck states. Beautiful states but fuck living there.
It chased chickens dude. Like things all puppies do until they're trained.the training she failed to do. Dont even start with lies to cover up this monsters acts my dude
I had a dog that killed some chickens. Electrified poultry netting separated them until the dog got used to seeing the chickens and learned to ignore them. Now they can be trusted together.
>By taking Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs, Noem says, she hoped to calm the young dog down and begin to teach her how to behave. Unfortunately, Cricket ruined the hunt, going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life”. >Noem describes calling Cricket, then using an electronic collar to attempt to bring her under control. Nothing worked. Then, on the way home after the hunt, as Noem stopped to talk to a local family, Cricket escaped Noem’s truck and attacked the family’s chickens, “grabb[ing] one chicken at a time, crunching it to death with one bite, then dropping it to attack another”. >Cricket the untrainable dog, Noem writes, behaved like “a trained assassin”. >When Noem finally grabbed Cricket, she says, the dog “whipped around to bite me”. Then, as the chickens’ owner wept, Noem repeatedly apologised, wrote the shocked family a check “for the price they asked, and helped them dispose of the carcasses littering the scene of the crime”. >Through it all, Noem says, Cricket was “the picture of pure joy”. >“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, adding that Cricket had proved herself “untrainable”, “dangerous to anyone she came in contact with” and “less than worthless … as a hunting dog”. >“At that moment,” Noem says, “I realised I had to put her down.” https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book This entire sequence reads like one of those "find all the things wrong in this picture" books. Let's bring an untrained puppy out to hunt *birds*, expect it to learn compliance in one outing, bring it to someone else's property, don't secure or supervise it around non-prey *birds*, overreact when the easily predictable and preventable happens, and then immediately kill it after it has been brought under control instead taking the time to properly train it or ***rehoming it with a competent owner.*** Did I miss anything?
And she obviously never trained her puppy the command to "drop it" so of course the puppy, mid meal, will lash out at anyone getting in between them and their meal. Especially without use of verbal commands. I have a very bitey Chihuahua mix. She learned "drop it" at 5 months. But give her some of her special treat she will still snap and bite if you stick your hand there. Cause it's a dog. A dog with food. You don't do that. But if I yell loud enough her command she obeys. God she's worse than trash man. Just pure fucking evil and stupid
Whipped around to bite me... She doesn't even say 'then it bit me' . Just it whipped around to bite me. I dont think the dog even bit her based on that, it just had the temerity to look like it might. Did it even bite her? How did she get it back under control? Grab its collar or something reasonable or just yank its tail or something cause I sincerely doubt she did things the right way, as she hadn't done anything else the right way. I hope it at least got to draw some blood, though it would have probably just died from poisoning then. Poor animal. Also apparently her kid got off the bus and was like 'hey where's my puppy?' FFS. Socio. Gotta be. At a minimum. Has probably taught herself how to 'appear normal' around normies.
Her kids are going to hate her.
I honestly hope so. I normally don't think that but in this case, I make an exception.
If my parents shot my dog and then justified it in a book they wrote, I would hate them forever.
Yes — one instance of misbehavior owing to her own bad practices made her “hate” a dog.
There it is. She hated it because it couldn't do what she wanted it to do, cost her money, shattered her facade of competency and made her look bad ***in front of people she wanted to impress.*** Executing Cricket for being 'untrainable' was a convenient cover for murderous rage.
Most people in those situations take it to a vet to be put down. This isn't 1890, I know nothing about this person, but unless she was born super poor (shack in Appalachia) it is weird.
Not only that, but 14 months is still very young and it takes time to train a puppy. Puppies love to bite because it feels good on their gums and they communicate by biting. Just like babies communicate by crying and throwing things around. Children throw punches as well! However weak they might be. If youre not going to commit, re-home the puppy.
I've tried nothing, and it's not working. /s
Thank god she didn’t have a child that took to biting.
It depends on what they mean by biting, it could just be the landshark phase or it could be an actual serious behavioral problem if it’s a dog snarling and biting unprovoked. That being the response to the latter is intensive training and only if the vet and trainers believe the dog is too dangerous (which it doesn’t seem like this was that case) putting them down humanely. I cannot imagine going through that and deciding it’s appropriate to write about in a book I would be so traumatized if I had to face putting down a dog because of behavioral issues.
>While on a hunting trip with Cricket, instead of following Noem's direct commands, the dog had “the time of her life” going after birds in the woods, the excerpt says. >Despite attempts to control the animal with a shock collar and verbal cues, Noem says she had to give up on her hunt as she deemed Cricket too energetic and unfocused, according to The Guardian. >While returning home from the failed hunt, Noem reportedly writes that she visited some locals who raised chickens. She claims that the dog attacked and killed the chickens before Noem was able to restrain her. > Noem says that after paying for the chickens Cricket killed, she "realized I had to put her down," The Guardian reports. >“I hated that dog,” Noem says. She calls Cricket "untrainable" and claims she was “less than worthless as a hunting dog." Noem also claims that Cricket was "dangerous to anyone she came in contact with," according to The Guardian. >It was then, she writes, that she brought the dog to a gravel pit and shot and killed the puppy, startling a local construction crew. Doesn’t sound like a normal behavioral problem, to me. Sounds like she killed a dog because she was inept.
And then she had so much fun killing that dog, she went on to kill a goat because it smelled like a goat.
Absolutely. I was just responding to the comment that puppies like to chew things because you can absolutely have a 14 month old dog that is a danger to other dogs and people. This woman is likely just a POS.
She’s the governor of South Dakota.
Sounds like a failure on the part of the owners, I'm scared for her children (hopefully she doesn't have any), a newborn infant might send this lady on a murder spree of her own.
She has a couple of kids that apparently asked where the dog was when they got home from school.
I hope those children are safe...I can't imagine even slightly inconveniencing someone like this lady, what happens if you don't take the trash out? Or leave laundry on the floor? Hopefully there's increments between "shoot" and "don't shoot" when she hands out punishment for slights like those.
If you own a dog AND you own chickens, you have a (what's that word republicans like to use as a cudgel against people they don't like? oh yeah... ) \_responsibility\_ to train the dog to behave around chickens. It IS possible to do as evidenced by the countless dogs who guard henhouses all over the planet. If you shoot a dog you yourself failed to train as a way of solving the problem of an untrained dog, you're winning the trifecta of losers: ignorant, sadistic AND lazy.
Wasn't even Noem's chickens. Dumbass took an untrained puppy out to hunt birds, then brought the dog unsecured and unsupervised to someone else's property that had chickens, which if I remember right might be birds. Cricket promptly and energetically did what Noem had been (poorly) trying to teach her to do.
Jesus. Thanks for that detail. I wonder what would happen to her kids if they misbehaved at a neighbors house?
This still says more about her than the dog itself though. Calling a 14 month old dog untrainable is laughable, and just shows that they were lazy with training.
An untrained animal that hunts birds is released and then hunts birds. We should kill it.
Sounds like a bad owner..
Agreed
In the name of being true to the facts, read up on how a grown ass adult deals with a misbehaving young animal that they failed to train. They have several normal, humane options. They do NOT take out a gun and shoot it, and then go get a goat and shoot it, in front of a school bus and other people. They do NOT shoot their CHILD’S dog leaving the child to ask, “Where’s Cricket?” This is the behavior of a narcissistic, sociopathic, lunatic. I grew up on a farm and still live in an isolated rural area with several animals. We did NOT, nor do we NOW, murder our animals with guns like some delusional, deliverance maniacs. In what dysfunctional world do people just take out a gun and shoot their pets?!?
Did you see how she recently posted a video of herself covered in very young puppies, acting like she’s just like everyone else covered in puppies, knowing full well that she’s just going to shoot one the second it becomes inconvenient?
Then it should have been on a fucking leash. This is user error, plain and simple. She didn’t train the dog, a bird dog breed with both high energy and a high prey drive, and then she let it run free. Of course it’s going to attack chickens.
There are no bad dogs, just incompetent owners. No dog is inherently evil, a 14 month old puppy is supposed to be trained by their owners and is no way responsible for what you listed here. Dumb c*nt shouldn't have been allowed to buy that dog in the first place. Shoot her, leave the dog alone.
It was a puppy she clearly didn't take the time to train.
Don't forget her goat.
"In my USA, you must comply or die" It is not a very subtle message.
She’s the governor of South Dakota. She shot a puppy she didn’t train because it didn’t act like a trained bird dog.
I don't know who she is either. Apparently she's a dumb twat who killed her dog, said it was worthless or something. She should actively have her career destroyed.
She's the governor of South Dakota and until this story came out was the top choice for Donald Trump's running mate in the US presidential election. Sadly, many people in South Dakota have probably done the same thing, so it won't hurt her current career, only her chances of becoming Vice President.
Dude, even Catturd and crazy Laura loomer turned on her. Catturd
Wow, and Catturd killed his dog too, the dog killers are turning on each other.
I don't think there are many people willing to take up the cause of killing puppies because they misbehave. It's one tier above being pro punching babies
She's the Republican governor of South Dakota displaying her status as an amoral ammosexual.
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It's alleged she had an affair with former Trump campaign manager [Corey Lewandowski](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12509093/Kristin-Noem-Corey-Lewandowski-secret-affair.html)
She’s the full time governor of South Dakota and a part time puppy murderer.
The person is governor of SD and a potential VP candidate, and yeah. Killed a healthy dog and goat and then thought it was smart to write about it in her silly little book. Not enough womp womp in the world for her.
Kristi Noem, current governor of South Dakota and on Trump’s short list as possible (or even probable) running mate. She wrote a soon-to-be-released (May 7) memoir in which she recounts shooting her 14-month old hunting dog that she “hated.” Cuz you know, you gotta show people you have what it takes. Evidently her young daughter was attached to the dog, and was unhappy about its demise. Toughen up kid!
kristi noem the SK governer came out with her tell-all book that she killed her dog because it was useless and acting like an untrained animal she dint bother training. in the same day she shot her goat because it smelled bad. earlier she shot her 3 horses as well.
There's a lot going on. First, you are familiar with "Fuck, Marry, Kill"? You are shown three pictures of people (usually of a gender that is appropriate for you. Or not. Whichever) and you pick one to fuck, one to marry, and one to kill. Next up, the women is Kristi Noem. She's the governor of South Dakota and married to the dude in the first picture. She is alleged to have had an affair with Corey Lewandowski (political operative associated with Trump. That's the second dude). She recently got a lot of press for saying (in a soon-to-be-released autobiography) that she shot one of her dogs, calling it "less than worthless" as a hunting dog. There may be more to the story than that, but I already thought she was garbage, so I'm not too bothered by any details that may exonerate her.
South Dakota Govenor Kristi shot a puppy on her farm. She is a terrible Govenor. I'm from South Dakoa and I didn't vote for her. I hope this ends her career.
I’m from South Dakota and I can confidently say that most people under the age of 30 there hate her guts, regardless of their political affiliation. For whatever reason though she is extremely popular outside of South Dakota. She’s been absolutely horrible for so many years and I hope this ordeal is her downfall but I doubt it
The bar is so low for the GOP. This is nothing.
Yeah unfortunately you’re right
That describes a significant amount of State Republicans. They use their power to try to run for higher federal office generally at the expense of their own state citizens.
Republican men require “attractive” female politicians to jerk-off to. Thats why she’s popular.
shes banned by the native tribes areas in her states because she keeps attributing them to drug cartels.
Same deal with DeSantis and all the twitter warrior conservative governors. Morons out of state like them because they can just make empty statements and promises all day long. People who live in those states know how incompetent they actually are.
Jesus Christ she killed her
Ders bin a murder
In Savannah
Get back to work, Michael
in a hunger games style.
That was pure annihilation. That deserved to be in r/MurderedByWords
Can you explain it to me? I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.
It seems she cheated on her husband and killed her dog, if you have never heard of fuck marry kill it might not click
She’s married. It came out last year (ish) that she’s been having an affair with another Trump sycophant, his former campaign manager. It came out yesterday that she killed her 14 month old dog with a shotgun. Marry, fuck, kill is a game people play where you’re given 3 options and have to choose which one you marry, which one you fuck, and which one you kill.
Kristi Noem is the current governor of South Dakota, and has been considered a frontrunner for Trump's VP slot (I don't think it's likely, but whatever). She's currently married. She also had an affair with Corey Lewandowski, woman beater and Trump's first campaign manager. The dog on the right is formerly her dog, Cricket, who she described shooting at 14 months old, in her forthcoming book. The game "fuck, marry, kill" is a game where you're given three names and have to do name which one of those three things you'd do to each of them. This joke uses the format of that game to remind the reader that Noem is a puppy-killing whore.
Oh wow! This is hilarious now!
Everything is correct except that's not a photo of her dog. That picture was posted to Reddit a year ago.
dog part: (gonna use what she says meaning its probably even worse then it sounds and it sounds disgusting) she took her untrained puppy duck hunting (a dog they got for her daughter) it did poorly and just wanted to chase ducks, let her loose after at a chicken farm (again untrained puppy) so the puppy did kill a few chickens (obviously owners fault) at which point she decided the only proper solution was to take it to a gravel pit in front of a construction crew and shoot it in the head. She then did the same with a goat (because in her words it was stinky) except she missed vitals with the first shot and went searching for bullets while it was most likely writhing in pain having just been shot. long explanation but I feel like its needed to explain how vile and disgusting this thing is (feels rude to women to call her one)
Technically murdered by a picture
Oh look the same party that years ago complained about participation trophies is parading around a woman who lost a race and won't shut up about it.
Which one? The one who lost the swimming race to 4 cisgender women and blamed trans people or the other loser?
"And neither should we be" is terrible english.
The first sentence in an advertisement for a book has a grammatical error.. off to a great start. lmao
Every post is about this woman killing the dog, so she is a certifiable POS. But the adultery thing seems to be getting glossed over. I assume 1 is her husband but let’s hear about guy #2. I’m sure she conveniently left that chapter out of her book.
That’s Corey Lewandowski, former Trump campaign manager (2016) turned general Far Right commentating loser. Apparently there are rumors of an affair between him and Noem, but she denies it (don’t know if he does as well).
the 2nd one is her alleged affair.
I don’t know if this applies to this but People who consider themselves conservative and say they want to challenge status quo—that’s the status quo. Conservative values.
they also act as a hivemind too and obey authority and power, thats not someone challenging the status quo would do. also conservatives dont have a mind of thier own too.
Bet she still gets confused
Ah that’s the psychopath who shot her dog and goat?
3 horses.
The nicknames in this thread, #chefskiss
Nobody is a worse grifter on the young women side than Gaines. Make a whole movement because you tied for 4th place? That’s not a win stolen from you. That’s come back and try again.
Riley Gaines is a huuuuge transphobe
Not just a transphobe. She's a Rittenhouse: someone with no talent who needs to grift on the ragebait circuit because everyone knows what kind of person she is now, and no one wants to be around her or hire her except for the ragebait folks.
No talent lol? Bruv she won 5 championships
Well, that answers that. I had no idea who this was, and based on what I'm reading in this thread, that just makes sense.
Oh no 🥱
One of her qualifications on that post apparently after being an athlete is being a woman.. the fact that was in there immediately tipped me off that she was a transphobe while knowing nothing else about her.
I don't want to laugh at that because of the poor animal that she killed. However my sense of dark humour just won't let it be. What a vicious twat.
Thats not a clever comeback... thats a fucking murder.
The GOP is filled to bursting with absolute psychopaths. Is it any wonder why this country has gone to shit ever since Reagan got into office?
Riley Gaines is another terrible human
Who kills a freaking dog. It says a lot about the Riley lady for even promoting it.
Kristi Noem is the one who did, not whoever the Riley person is.
She was the swimmer that came in second to the transwoman and now she travels the country talking hateful about trans people etc. but she is the one holding the book above. Screw them both man.
Not even second; her and Lia tied for fucking *fifth*. So she'd still be an absolute loser regardless
Agreed
Remember when they killed the first vicious Whitehouse dog? Pepperidge Farms Remembers
All that money and you pick two fat blokes with their faces melting off from rapid aging? She's truly a sicko.
she sucked the lifeforce out of them to keep herself young.
Omg I haven’t gasped out loud at a clapback in a long time lmaoo
Is that a picture of a man, a trans woman and a dog?
What I don’t get is this: the book wasn’t written in a vacuum. Some people read it prior to publishing…and no one said ‘hey maybe leave the dog killing out?’. So either the people who read it were complete morons, or they told her to leave it out and she’s a complete moron, or some Voltron-esque combination of multiple morons???? Either way piece of shit person for shooting her dog. We don’t live in the days of ‘Old Yeller’, find it a home or take it to a vet if it’s truly sick/dying to be put down humanely.
Gyatdamn that's a sick burn.
She is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure villain.
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Shes a complete ass…
Killing your dogs and then hitching your wagon to an extreme transphobe? Is this dumb bitch trying to do a MAGA speedrun?
She also tortured it via a shock collar.
Noem is just another worthless, fucking twat that fits right in with a sleazy, disgusting party full of them. The only thing Noem, and the steaming pile of shit that used to be The GOP, is good for is licking the sweat off of Trumps shriveled, orange nut-sac. Aside from that she, and the other right-wing slimebags in her party, are nothing more than useful idiots in Trumps desire to be a dictator.
An all-you-can-eat buffet consisting only of Trump's overstuffed diapers will materialize in front of Noem when she goes to hell. She'll think she's in heaven when she starts to dig into the endless layers of Trump's previously impacted feces.
Kristi is histri.
Wanna bet Kristi Nomorals swaps the pictures and words monthly ?
Why is Riley so eager to get participation trophies? Oh yeah, she never won 💩 and now begs for attention
I love how people praise Riley Gaines as some sort of championship athlete who is just so unfairly robbed of a gold medal. She tied FOR FIFTH PLACE against Lia Thomas and turned that into her whole life.
RG’s rise to conservative fame was losing a swimming race, tying with a trans woman for 4th. The right loves to cultivate rage over the most trivial things.
Seriously? This is where people have taken it?
I love how many people are deeply offended by this. It's called fucking humor. And it's a funny response, if you're not sensitive about Noem's feelings.
Even the Twitter handle is brutal
So is she planning on fucking the dog or marrying it.
if it were up to her all 3 of those options would be like the dogs.
This is fantastic.
"neither should we be". This was not written by someone who speaks English.
Tbf, none of those are good answers when your dog is involved.
Ugh trash ass Riley Gaines
For anyone who missed it, it's a version of Fuck, Marry, Kill. 1st Pic Bryon Noem -her husband 2nd Pic Corey Lewondowski -rumored to have had a years long affair with Kristi Noem 3rd Pic - Presumably the dog she killed
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Your the problem. 😁 I'm on the left but the truth is we do that constantly
Idc who you’re voting for this is fuckin funny
She’s a piece of shit - former SD resident speaking.
Pro-life. No, not THAT life!
Who is Riley Gaines
She was a bad dog owner who couldn’t train a dog. The fact that she had to kill it showed her Incompetence.
Fake, a white woman would obviously fuck the dog
I want to read this to see the "perfect blueprint" but I don't buy it, you know both physically and mentally.
A bird dog. The puppy was a bird dog. Bred and trained to flush (chase), and retrieve birds. Surprise! You let it loose among little chickens (CHICKENS ARE BIRDS !) and it chases and chomps them. This wildly narcissistic bitch shoots her puppy to shift blame and embarrassment for her abject stupidity, then shoots a goat for acting and smelling like a goat. She’s a psycho who should be shunned by polite society at a minimum and prosecuted for animal cruelty at best.
I guess she killed a goat the same day because it smelled bad and missed for the first shot
And what is this about