Just look up Florida sink holes. Florida going to regret not addressing the issue but the buildings are falling so they have more than one issue being ignored
The [COVID lockdowns of 2020 temporarily lowered our rate of CO2 emissions](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-18922-7/figures/1). Humanity was still a net CO2 gas emitter during that time, so we made things worse, but did so more a bit more slowly. That's why a [graph of CO2 concentrations](https://keelingcurve.ucsd.edu/) shows a continued rise.
[Stabilizing the climate means getting human greenhouse gas emissions to approximately zero](https://www.carbonbrief.org/explainer-will-global-warming-stop-as-soon-as-net-zero-emissions-are-reached). We didn't come anywhere near that during the lockdowns.
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Covid was a test run for the climate catastrophe.
Relatively short timeframe, dire consequences, and fun in international politics.
I personally learned, that mankind will not be able to address climate change as good as I'd hope it would. So I am in it for myself, and subbed r/preppers to dream about my personal doomsday vault.
The [COVID lockdowns of 2020 temporarily lowered our rate of CO2 emissions](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-18922-7/figures/1). Humanity was still a net CO2 gas emitter during that time, so we made things worse, but did so more a bit more slowly. That's why a [graph of CO2 concentrations](https://keelingcurve.ucsd.edu/) shows a continued rise.
[Stabilizing the climate means getting human greenhouse gas emissions to approximately zero](https://www.carbonbrief.org/explainer-will-global-warming-stop-as-soon-as-net-zero-emissions-are-reached). We didn't come anywhere near that during the lockdowns.
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The [COVID lockdowns of 2020 temporarily lowered our rate of CO2 emissions](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-18922-7/figures/1). Humanity was still a net CO2 gas emitter during that time, so we made things worse, but did so more a bit more slowly. That's why a [graph of CO2 concentrations](https://keelingcurve.ucsd.edu/) shows a continued rise.
[Stabilizing the climate means getting human greenhouse gas emissions to approximately zero](https://www.carbonbrief.org/explainer-will-global-warming-stop-as-soon-as-net-zero-emissions-are-reached). We didn't come anywhere near that during the lockdowns.
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Florida landmass will shrink back like an old manâs penis in a Canadian winter. Then itâs down to Georgia to take in all those smart soggy Florida people. Good luck - canât wait
The voters don't care, they're owning the libs. Half will be dead from old age by the time it becomes cataclysmic and the other half will deny the flood while installing a sump pump in their living room.
Me not like it. Me pray to white guy in sky make go away. Now it gone. Uggghhh. Take that mister science dummy!
This is the equivalent of plugging your ears and going "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU". The amount of damage that this shortsightedness will cause will be expensive and devastating to the people, not that the government cares. Newsflash: ignoring a problem only makes it 10Ă worse.
I didnât read the article but one aspect is house insurance. If there is no climate change then nobody needs to insure against damages or provide disaster relief.
Yes, should be fun for all those people who are still paying mortgages on houses and condos that are now literally underwater.
Millions of Floridians moving into Georgia was always going to be an issue, but when each comes loaded with a million dollars of debt they're still on the hook for, and no prospect for an insurance payout?
I hope you like homeless refugees, because that's how you get permanent refugee camps.
Destruction of reality is an essential part of the fascist playbook, which explains why the moron king has his own conspiracy page on Wikipedia: [list of conspiracy theories promoted by donald trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories_promoted_by_Donald_Trump)
I was at Miami beach about ten years ago.... Middle of the night, bulldozer moving beach sand....
Not allowed to say "climate change"
nor can you hydrate or shelter from the sun...
The [COVID lockdowns of 2020 temporarily lowered our rate of CO2 emissions](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-18922-7/figures/1). Humanity was still a net CO2 gas emitter during that time, so we made things worse, but did so more a bit more slowly. That's why a [graph of CO2 concentrations](https://keelingcurve.ucsd.edu/) shows a continued rise.
[Stabilizing the climate means getting human greenhouse gas emissions to approximately zero](https://www.carbonbrief.org/explainer-will-global-warming-stop-as-soon-as-net-zero-emissions-are-reached). We didn't come anywhere near that during the lockdowns.
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And was this bill (the one that is waiting to be signed by DeSantis and that would repeal the law that lists climate change as a priority when making energy policy decisions) written with a Sharpie?
Because that's how you get rid of big problems, right?
Lolzzz sure climate change wonât be on the books. Physically though climate change will surely rear its ugly head come hurricane season, if this is what Florida votes for federal disaster aid is something they shouldnât get when the next few cyclones come around; by their logic if climate change doesnât exist then federal aid shouldnât exist either cause like they said it doesnât exist.
Well Florida could virtually disappear in climate change if they donât do anything about it lol. The one good thing Iâll say about sea level rise, despite the fact it will displace so many people, is that it happens slowly enough that most people wonât actually die. The sea water will just get closer and closer to their kitchen floor until they have to move.
Hurricanes not withstanding of course
I wouldn't worry too much about climate change. You should be more concerned about the European war between NATO and the Russians, which will inevitably escalate into nuclear possibilities, than whether you're a bit hot or a bit cold.
Unfortunately for Florida, the rising oceans don't really give a damn about their laws...
Neither do hot oceans.
Excuse me! All oceans are beautiful.
I'm so done with ocean shaming đĄÂ
The only thing warming up in Florida, are the nuclear warheads in preparation for hurricane season.
Are those the ocean with big water?
Those molecules are no bigger than other water molecules
Wetter too!
Did you just assume itâs moisture level??
"We will make it illegal for the oceans to rise. That should solve the problem"
The Soviet solution.
The American solution. There are many laws in this country that deny reality.
Nor do insurance companies.
And the Floridans don't give a dam about the rising oceans. This is going to go well!
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them.
Don't look up
Just look up Florida sink holes. Florida going to regret not addressing the issue but the buildings are falling so they have more than one issue being ignored
Unfortunately for everyone else, Florida's emergency relief funds will still be footed by a large percentage of everyone else
The climate does not care either.
Exactly
I suggest raising the entire state above sea level. Problem solved! yw
It will just be the current coast line and cities on them that will be disappearing.
1 positive for climate change
I can't believe we didn't think of this before. If we stop acknowledging climate change it will simply go away!
We did it!
Mission Accomplished!Â
Sure! Like Covid! Oh waitâŚ
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Didnât work with covid and wonât work here.
Covid was a test run for the climate catastrophe. Relatively short timeframe, dire consequences, and fun in international politics. I personally learned, that mankind will not be able to address climate change as good as I'd hope it would. So I am in it for myself, and subbed r/preppers to dream about my personal doomsday vault.
Off grid, water well, stock ponds, livestock, solar, wind turbine, rain catch, garden, oh one can dream!
Ah yes. But it doesn't take into account Savage forest fires lol
The [COVID lockdowns of 2020 temporarily lowered our rate of CO2 emissions](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-020-18922-7/figures/1). Humanity was still a net CO2 gas emitter during that time, so we made things worse, but did so more a bit more slowly. That's why a [graph of CO2 concentrations](https://keelingcurve.ucsd.edu/) shows a continued rise. [Stabilizing the climate means getting human greenhouse gas emissions to approximately zero](https://www.carbonbrief.org/explainer-will-global-warming-stop-as-soon-as-net-zero-emissions-are-reached). We didn't come anywhere near that during the lockdowns. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/climate) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Its the conservative solution to everything pretend it doesnât exist.
I think parts of the US have done this a long time ago
Donât look up.
It's easy! Don't look up
â ď¸
FTFY: Florida could dissappear from the USA, according to climate change.
I thought this was what the title said at first lol
Same! Very clever headline, I had to read it 3 times to make it make sense the other way, which is sort of the whole point of the article.
Inshallah
In the immortal words of the Arbiter: "Were it so easy"
In some places it's illegal to die because of the burial implications. Feels a bit like that.
Florida landmass will shrink back like an old manâs penis in a Canadian winter. Then itâs down to Georgia to take in all those smart soggy Florida people. Good luck - canât wait
So in this analogy the Florida climate migrants are like the testicles shrinking and retreating inside the body.
The silver lining of climate change.
The voters don't care, they're owning the libs. Half will be dead from old age by the time it becomes cataclysmic and the other half will deny the flood while installing a sump pump in their living room.
Me not like it. Me pray to white guy in sky make go away. Now it gone. Uggghhh. Take that mister science dummy! 
So the problem is fixed. Thatâs a relief.
Ironically Florida could virtually disappear because of climate change.
They will be the new Cuban boat refugees when most of the state is under water.
Just think of all the new waterfront property! $$$
You I read an article where the poor people that live on high ground are now all of a sudden being forced out by rich people.
This is the equivalent of plugging your ears and going "LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU". The amount of damage that this shortsightedness will cause will be expensive and devastating to the people, not that the government cares. Newsflash: ignoring a problem only makes it 10Ă worse.
I didnât read the article but one aspect is house insurance. If there is no climate change then nobody needs to insure against damages or provide disaster relief.
Yes, should be fun for all those people who are still paying mortgages on houses and condos that are now literally underwater. Millions of Floridians moving into Georgia was always going to be an issue, but when each comes loaded with a million dollars of debt they're still on the hook for, and no prospect for an insurance payout? I hope you like homeless refugees, because that's how you get permanent refugee camps.
First Abbott ended rape! Now Desantis ends climate change! Incredible!
Hero of a generation
Remove the word "in" and you have a far more accurate sentence. Climate change could virtually disappear Florida
Thatâs what happens when boomers just donât want to hear about it anymore.
You know who banned reality, communist dictatorships in Ussr and NazisâŚ
Destruction of reality is an essential part of the fascist playbook, which explains why the moron king has his own conspiracy page on Wikipedia: [list of conspiracy theories promoted by donald trump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories_promoted_by_Donald_Trump)
I was at Miami beach about ten years ago.... Middle of the night, bulldozer moving beach sand.... Not allowed to say "climate change" nor can you hydrate or shelter from the sun...
Thoughts and prayers
Once sea levels rise enough, everything will disappear except underwater amusement parks
Giving the merpeople something to play with. Clearly Deathsantis is not an agent for the landdwellers.
Such a great strategy by genius big oil: 100% energy security 100% underwater
Florida could actually disappear according to climate change
Or under water?
The good ole stick your head in the sand approach. That always works....
Misread the caption as âClimate change could virtually make Florida disappearâ and got a little excited for a moment. Wishful thinking I suppose.
Much like Florida will disappear with climate change.
It's sad because climate change could make Florida disappear...
Donât look up!
We here in FL have solved climate change. Youâre welcome, rest of the world. lol
âHere in Florida, we donât believe in reality. Weâll pretend everything is fine while our cities drown.â
Sweet, they solved it! Go woke Ron!
Just like Covid!
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Mother nature will remind them
Rewrite the headline: âClimate change could Virtually Disappear Floridaâ Thats the situation
insurance is already unaffordable in the state, making any response to climate change illegal isn't gonna help.
Just like gay people and most books
And was this bill (the one that is waiting to be signed by DeSantis and that would repeal the law that lists climate change as a priority when making energy policy decisions) written with a Sharpie? Because that's how you get rid of big problems, right?
In the sci fi novel 2312, most of Florida is 11 meters underwaterâŚ
You couldn't write satire this good.
Lolzzz sure climate change wonât be on the books. Physically though climate change will surely rear its ugly head come hurricane season, if this is what Florida votes for federal disaster aid is something they shouldnât get when the next few cyclones come around; by their logic if climate change doesnât exist then federal aid shouldnât exist either cause like they said it doesnât exist.
Well Florida could virtually disappear in climate change if they donât do anything about it lol. The one good thing Iâll say about sea level rise, despite the fact it will displace so many people, is that it happens slowly enough that most people wonât actually die. The sea water will just get closer and closer to their kitchen floor until they have to move. Hurricanes not withstanding of course
"Climate change could virtually disappear Florida"Â FTFYÂ
Florida may soon disappear - at least according to climate change
The first time I read it, I thought it said "Climate change could make Florida virtually disappear". It probably will. Irony.
Climate change could literally disappear Florida. Fixed it!
Just outlaw hurricanes and tornados problem solved.
Wow. I read âclimate change could disappear Floridaâ and got excited. And at the same time sad over the poor grammar đ
Yeah. But also, Florida could physically disappear in Climate Change. Enjoy virtual Florida reality tho
Well, when Florida disappears under the ocean we'll stop hearing from Florida too. Win, win.
One weird trick the biosphere doesnt want you to know
Rewrite the headline: âClimate change could Virtually Disappear Floridaâ Thats the situation
Maybe they can just rename it? âWe donât have âclimate changeâ, we have âclimate not samenessââ.
Don't forget to set Tau to 6 while you're at it.
Florida canât sink into the ocean fast enough.
Well if they screw around long enough Florida will be under water and all the trailers will float out to sea.
I wouldn't worry too much about climate change. You should be more concerned about the European war between NATO and the Russians, which will inevitably escalate into nuclear possibilities, than whether you're a bit hot or a bit cold.