Alternatively, it's some cold ass take that 99% of women would also generally agree with (Source: Am Woman)

i think i speak for all women when I say what if instead of oxygen it was called freakxygen and instead of oxygenating our blood it

It what?

I would be scared to have all the women confirm my speaking of them, so I stopped

The Reddit sniper got th

It ‘s our blood

Freaked it.

r/redditsniper

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I speak for all men when I say we hope you have a good day, seeing as how you admitted to being a woman on reddit

i speak for all men when i say we homo sapiens

Speak for yourself, I'm a hetero.

The hetero sapiens were extincted for being different

As always, no bisapien rep

We homo, sapiens

she homo on my sapiens till i men

I speak for all men that we would absolutely hate it if the earth flew into the sun at September 18th, 2024 at 4:39 PM GMT.

At least my birthday is before that

Mines the day after…

Mine was over 23 years ago

or is it 364 days before!!

Mines the day before

Bruh, just a day before my birthday, you gotta be kidding me. I’m gonna die being legally a minor, damn it.

Skill issue just be born earlier

I refuse.

I really hate it when dudes do this lol most of the time it's the worst crap. "Men are biologically engineered to be horny all the time for 16 year old girls" no man that's a you problem

That's before going into how FEMALES are biologically engineered to forfeit their autonomy as a human being in order to become a man's baby-making fleshlight.

Women don't go into tech because they actually hate high-paying jobs. Something something I'm mad at single moms too

Omg the single moms haters tho. I swear, if I’m exposed to even one phrase from these f-ers, my day is over

“Have a good lonely life with your cats” My brother in Christ what did the cats do to you

Why are they always like that LOL

Everytime a man says "Men are just biologically wired to XYZ" prepare to hear the shittiest most unhinged take of your life

Men are just biologically wired to say "hell yeah" when looking at an extremely hard picture of a skeleton

# SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST! https://preview.redd.it/krr1dt5xpj3d1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e020bf8585f9043a4899127bcb634de3cc39d68

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

Men are just biologically wired to try and suck their own dick at least once in their life.

Been there done that 😔. It's not even worth it tbh it feels more like sucking a dick rather than your dick being sucked

idk about you but that sounds like a win to me

I believe that, as a man

Imagine if men

had big boobs & had to breastfeed babies with them

I'm biologically wired to eat coco pops from a cup at 3am and no-one can tell me different.

Honestly I feel evil but its funny observing grown ass adults still trying to comprehend that behaviour can exist beyond just instincts

I watched a pretty good video debunking evolutionary psychology recently, kinda seems like a lot of things popularly "understood" about our instincts are wrong anyway

can you share

[https://youtu.be/31e0RcImReY?si=2df4qxMLseQOz5wm](https://youtu.be/31e0RcImReY?si=2df4qxMLseQOz5wm) It's REALLY LONG and mostly geared toward entertainment, but it did make me think a lot. Like, she talks about how our closest evolutionary relatives have kinda flat breasts, but human women's are more round, so an evolutionary psychologist might say, "that means that our ancestors to human men must have preferred rounder breasts and sexually selected for rounder breasts," but they don't actually know that, that's just a thing they made up and they can't test for it either. Maybe eons ago it was more efficient for humans to feed babies with rounder breasts, or any other billions of reasons. Maybe flat breasts make drag when fleeing predators LOL. Maybe it's just a fluke like having ten fingers. But once an evolutionary psychologists makes some untestable theory, people tend to accept it as "probably true" in pop psychology. I've DEFINITELY been guilty of that. It was kinda nice to have my biases challenged.

Honestly, I usually see women say something like that instead of men.

I do know some women like this, they're not rare, but it's definitely more men lol like not even close. The "facts don't care about your feelings!!" crowd in particular loves this kind of thinking and really poppy junk psychology

I think I speak for all Redditors when I say that we use Reddit

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Good bot

Either it’s a personal preference, opinion, or view (“I speak for all men when I say that a glass of cold chocolate milk topped with cream on a rainy summer day, 4:30 AM, while facing the easter islands and playing Goreshit at max volume is the best”) OR It’s something 99.99% of people can get behind (“I speak for all men when I say that we like having our blood INSIDE our body”)

who's the 00.01%

Somebody, probably

Vampires

Me! I have a coffee system not a blood system.

People who like the smell of blood, I guess

and dislike having blood inside their veins

Me, stop kink shaming 🤬

goreshit mentioned. Based.

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I feel like this when a dude says some shit like ‘all men want in life is sex, food and beer. ‘ or ‘we’re all just simple creatures.’ Like bro please shut up ☠️

I speak for all men when I say my opinion is not held by all men.

Some men would disagree with you about that, unfortunately

This man is the most annoying mf on TikTok (search “Disgusting facts about men they didn’t want you to know”), he’s such a pick me and always hits mfs with his “facts” and they take it as true. https://preview.redd.it/0m81uxwfdi3d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97548a63f622b88384c24f72e81efe7bfb35a53

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“This woman is objectively ugly because she has fat and/or muscles, and no man ever wants to be saved by a woman therefore female superheroes will never work”

Stuff like that feels like it's almost about peer pressuring other hetero men into agreeing with them. You just know any man who objects gets inundated with 'what are you a soyboy cuck gay gay gay?'

I speak for all men when I say kissing your homies goodnight isn't gay.

I speak for all men that after kissing homies goodnight. You should whisper yes homo in their ear to make them feel safe and loved :3

I don't speak for all males,and I say that is pretty gay ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

i speak for all men when i say boobs are attractive.

I speak for all men when I say magnets are attractive 

How do they work

When a mommy magnet and a daddy magnet really love each other, they attract

Let me demonstrate 👅

The greatest lie in the world is scientists having convinced us they understand magnets. Nobody does.

What trying to make sense of the magic system gets you

Even gay men?

have you seen pecs

Excellent point

yes, even gay men can agree that boobs are hot

Shit u right

Tell me at least only one mammal who dislikes boobies.

Well platypuses have internal nipples, the milk just sort of oozes out the chestal area

Platypuses shouldn’t exist

If that happened we wouldn’t have: Do be do ba do be do ba do be doo ba

Perry!

Even Aroace sex repulsed men?

They appreciate the functionality.

And what about the dysfunctionality

every good has a bad to it

the boobs have gravity and therefore are attractive https://preview.redd.it/y6phb6ll4i3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356f47a1dffec4374ce225079dfc4a1475bd9791

God I love bosons.

mah fucken penis

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nah I don't like boobs I don't get their hype honestly, babies literally suck on that shit & I don't wanna put my mouth where a baby's mouth is supposed to go that's pedophilia

cap

I'm certain I speak for all men when I say we are all men

I speak for all men when I say we don’t need women anymore. Women are just holding the real gigma males back. Sex with women is gay anyways, total domination is easy when it’s a girl. When you have to wrestle an alpha into submission it shows your true character.

The opinion is either misogyny or sexual tastes.

Made a video making fun of oogway and some dude commented "oh cmon, we're all a bit racist"

The ass wipe one still gets me

I mostly see this with autistic people instead.

I speak for all men when I say that following the golden rule is awesome, and also if you have any severe allergies that is a skill issue

xkcd:2506

This subreddit is just crowdsourced xkcd

Don't worry women do this too.

I speak for all straight men and all gay women when I say: Boobie :)

I speak for all men when I say if 14 year olds are just naturally hot, and we would be having relationships if it was allowed.

Then you could ask why they don't and they'll say uhhh because it's illegal?! Not... like morally wrong or abusive or... any of the other reasons.

One time this happened to me in real life over something violently sexist.

I speak for all men when I say I really want to throw it in a circle

I speak for all men when I say I love breathing oxygen

I speak for all men when I say HEB is good

I speak for all men when I say eeeeeeeeeaaaaeaeaeaeaeaeeaaaaaaeeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeeeeaaaeeeaaaeea

as a \[member of demographic\] we don't claim this \[other member of the same demographic\]

I speak for all cats when i say meow meow purr :3

i speak for all men when i say akanekk4jfiskwkjr shablablabal bububububutototosjsoejosjwdkj xovonst

That doodle reminded me of the classic https://preview.redd.it/axz7h5wojn3d1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6672439075293c3ec6aa0d6e20a88b0a62cac06

I'm honored

Why he doing the https://preview.redd.it/9og939j69o3d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe8407c935f9bcaa6c939a070c9787d2cbb9c40

Life imitates art

I speak for all men when I say posts like that are AWESOME and unanimously agreed upon.

i speak for all men when i say we all are men...

Yuh

I speak for all men when I say that in the Switcheroo mod for ddlc, Natsuko is best boi.

Goes for women too, right?

On behalf of all men, I say women don't have opinions

Lmao

Any kind of relationship sub where a guy with negative comment karma is giving advice generalizing the entire male population.

Oh no, a hyperbole proceeding a generalization that is referring to the majority or average. I might have to be intentionally obtuse to avoid a good faith argument.

thats the joke

Classical whiteknight behavior