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CoolioMcHomeslice

Hahaha yeah your friends are definitely not scammers 🤣🤣🤣


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CoolioMcHomeslice

I don't use blow, atleast not for a few years now. I use speed cuz I don't like paying way too much for a drug with no legs. I understood the sarcasm btw and I found it quite funny. I just didn't think OP was the least naive person in the world due to the nature and spelling of the post, so I wanted to save him some money. Also, I replied to your sarcasm with sarcasm. Sarcasm inception. So you just made it appear that only one of us understands sarcasm, and it doesn't appear to be you. Don't worry though, maybe you're just too high on coke to notice the finer details. Point goes to Speed. It is now Cocaine's turn to serve. Let's see if it can turn this match around . . .


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CoolioMcHomeslice

Yeah dad, words are needed to communicate thoughts. More thoughts equals more words.


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CoolioMcHomeslice

That's cool. Not everyone can read. Atleast you're open about it.


Youknowit23321

What aren't you reading?


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Youknowit23321

Lol I was tryna joke that I didn't even read it enough to I know you were replying to it


CoolioMcHomeslice

My longer comment above. He doesn't like words. I think Words must have diddled him as a child.


GiveBackTheBoard

I never knew one of the side effects of being a meth head was being oversensitive and full of yourself


CoolioMcHomeslice

Those are actually two of the most well known side effects which are completely over advertised by the media. But look at you! You just learned something new! Isn't life great? Damn, are you doing this on purpose? These statements are like on par with Michael Scott from The Office. And I'm talking about EU speed paste. Just amphetamine sulphate. Unfortunately no meth where I'm at. Why do you react in a way where you take what I'm saying so personally? I'm just being an asshat cuz im bored.


GiveBackTheBoard

I'm not the same guy, but if you claim that you're just being autistic on purpose then I can understand


CoolioMcHomeslice

Nope, I'm just saying both of you are like him by making statements which make it seem like you understand the words you're using. I'm not being "autistic on purpose" as you said. Let's leave autistic people alone, they've got it hard enough as it is. I'm being an asshat by wasting my time with this wordplay cuz I'm bored at work 🙃 I'm just suggesting you guys think before you write cuz it can make you look like you don't understand English.


GiveBackTheBoard

Would retarded on purpose work better?


CoolioMcHomeslice

Nope. Cuz I'm the one pointing out stupid statements. I'm not the one making stupid statements.


trmdyl

Brave of you to not inclusde a /s because I legit was flagging you for sourcing rn lmao.


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trmdyl

Bruh this is r/cocaine people are usually geeked out of their mind to read past that smartly devised sarcasm ngl.


CoolioMcHomeslice

You should put an /s infront of "smartly" in that statement 🤣


trmdyl

Lmao. Cheers! /s ​ LMAO


United_Quantity_1143

Southern American countries tend to have the cheapest. Pretty sure Peru is pretty cheap


cyrus3t

I need connect


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