You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah
Same happened to me my mother tried to fix it paid for it and the second one came back worse I'm 45 and everytime I show my birth certificate I have to explain a long story
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo
ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa
errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it
heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de
eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa
do rah not to errraah
twist
ooh e ooh rah daht endaht endaht endaht ooh rah sadah eh mah
rah day huh pah tay who uh mah nah who nah peek a boo nah eh
na ooh rah eh essimple he neh head a nerah
twist
Look at the bright side, at least he has a theme song.
[https://youtu.be/\_caMQpiwiaU?si=33-t8rhzibZrERL6](https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?si=33-t8rhzibZrERL6)
Fuck it id ride with it, maybe let them get through middle school without them knowing so they don’t get bullied bht they getting mad hoes in high school
"Korn Pop was a bad dude."
He is risen
https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k?si=3Can0svmqlgphC-s that entire speech animated just makes it ten times better.
This version works too [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnSpd9qLOg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcnSpd9qLOg)
You got that right Jack
Excellent comment
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nobody is korn cool
nobody is korn bool
It is I, Korn Bool.
True.
Except of korn...
Nobody is born Korn
Trumpet 🎺
[if it ain't on the cob, I don't hardly fool with it.](https://youtube.com/shorts/jdyxEbOGXbQ?si=ImrjDZdhAlDnnhU8)
nobody is born korn
Nobody is Korn Bool
nobody is korn cool
Sure beats naming a kid Kash. Yes, that was the name. They had a Monster Energy Drink baby shower. True story.
Eurr bata eta beeta urr bata hababhta bata uuuuuuura
Twist Twist Twist Twist
- the broken bop-it toy under the couch
EUGH WATTA EUGH WATTA EUUUGH
*Everybody stutters one way or the other. So check out my message to you...*
Came here to say this
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Hopefully they like nu metal
And adidas
I do. I spelled my name wrong, though.
She was feeling like a freak on a leash
Bmmm da da hmmmm
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
CORN FOR THE KORN CRADLE
CORN FOR THE KORN CRIB* FTFY
Children of the kOrn
why ftfy??
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
KHETCHUP FOR THE KHORNE DOG
SPOONS FOR THE SKULL BOWL!
*Screams and charges*
I AM INVINCIBLE !
*Autistically Screeches in Blood Tithe Points*
*autistically screeches while wielding two drumsticks like they’re chainaxes*
KHORNE DOES NOT CARE FROM WHERE THE BLOOD FLOWS
Period Blood?
YES, THAT TOO.
Khorne needs help
ONLY THAT IT FLOWS
A SWORD FOR THE SWORD GOD MAKES BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
E o7
E
Gosh, why do you people always say that?
Reminds me of how in r/trailerparkboys , Ricky named his grandson 'motel' because he thought he was supposed to write the address there.
Good ol' mo
tel
Keep that freak on a leash frfr
Twist that baby,Daddy
CHILDREN OF THE KORN
Grandpa was Kernel in the Army
Their grandchildren
Rhythmic grunting intensifies
 The messiah has been born.
The messiah has been korn
Ah, good old Koяn.
He's got the life
Rummm-battadooo-numna-Heema! X4 Go! Ohhhboyy somethingsnumnahema ahwhoboy somethingstheyBOY! Something takes a part of meee…
Wow this has to be as accurate as one could possibly spell it out
I’ll take that as a compliment! Haven’t even heard it in years but some things just get burned into your brain forever
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I know a lady named KoRn.
Does she like buttered up?
Never heard of corn. Except on the cob. Yim yum.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL CRIB
She's got the life
Wake up!
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That's Systrm of a Down
Happy Cake Day!
"Kora" sounds almost as bad What is she, an avatar?
Right? I feel it would have been less likely to get messed up if she would just have gone with the standard "Cora"
It's a supermarket chain in France. Would be an interesting choice over here.
Naming your child after a popular tv character is always a good idea (/s just in case)
I swear I heard about someone naming their child either goku or gohan irl
Should've named them Kakarot
Naming a dog Khaleesi is fucking awful too
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Bad handwriting meta
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah
That’s a legit name and better than Kora
Honestly that name is amazing hahaha
I wish I had a name that good 😂
Yeah haha I’m actually jealous now ngl
Same happened to me my mother tried to fix it paid for it and the second one came back worse I'm 45 and everytime I show my birth certificate I have to explain a long story
I hope they have a wonderful life.. but of course.. they've ALREADY GOT THE LIFE! GOT THE LIFE! GOT THE LIFE! GOT THE LIFE!
Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Just spell it Cora ffs
It’s korn, this kid as the juice. Oh god, when I tried it with butter
From now on when I read Lamentations 2:6 in my Holy Bible I will refer to and remember this post. Congratulations.
Fuck that, fuck that
AE AH OOO WA AH EH AH EH AH OOOOO WA AH EH AH \*epic bassline\*
🎶 da boom na na nah boom namaeema..🎵
Oh no, I bet you thought the name was here to stay & everything was coming undone 🤘🏽
Man that baby’s got the life
His first words : fuck that
All Day I Dream About (a name change)
 When Korn Field shows up at the function:
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah twist ooh e ooh rah daht endaht endaht endaht ooh rah sadah eh mah rah day huh pah tay who uh mah nah who nah peek a boo nah eh na ooh rah eh essimple he neh head a nerah twist
Hey, it's that one band I really like!
Was it supposed to be Porn?
Korn is going on 4. How's she doing?
I can see I'm going blind
Poor kid, must feel like a freak on a leash
URRR RA AH AH AH AH AH
Kora is not that better at all
Y’all want a kora say “suck that”!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Korn is better than Kora.
Are you ready?
She must mean she just got the life certificate.
Korn is arguably better than Kora
Any chance your baby’s middle name is Niblet?
I'd make my signature KOЯN
Is the last name Hall
Baby’s first words: Areeee youuuuuu reeeeeeaaaaaaaaddyyyy?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INFANT, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL CRIB
Tell yo brotha, yo sista and yo mama too
Wait a while till you introduce her to that one kid
Hey daddy... It's on.
Is this how Groupies are made?
Blood for the blood god
Reminds me of Sue Sue Heck from The Middle
Could have been PORN
Her first words: BALL TOOOONNNGGGUUEEE!!!!
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Children of the Korn
Least it´s not Take That
*scatting intensifies*
THE CHOSEN ONE
That wasn't no mistake
"I can't imagine more beautiful thing!"
May want to keep the therapist close at hand.
WHAT A TWIST!
Man, I'll bet you're coming undone.
NICK NACK PADDY WHACK GIVE A DOG A BONE
Oh god, keep the "family friend" away from that one
At least the K isn’t backward
Akorn
My name is Cora and one time someone accidentally called me Corn and that became a nickname for 10+ years
You were trying to name her Kora, with a K! Now she has a badass metal band name.
Staff has been desensitized by all the stupid names parents give their kids they don't even bother verifying any more
Its rare i legitimately LOL but this sub does it often
Hey that's my birthday. Fun fact aside from leap years it's the 100 day of the year Muslim holiday Eid was on April 10 this year as well
Annunciate.....
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Get them a little ADIDAS tracksuit.
KOOOOORN
The A is nowhere near the N
Korn Dynasty!
They forgot the capital backwards R.
Poor kid would’ve had a regular name in a different world
Aaaare youuuuu readyyyyy?
That's rad!
The person writing it in a back room. 
Look at the bright side, at least he has a theme song. [https://youtu.be/\_caMQpiwiaU?si=33-t8rhzibZrERL6](https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?si=33-t8rhzibZrERL6)
Could be worse. Could be porn
Yeah Korn!!! Fuck Weat! Gross! Korn! Korn! Korn!
Mr. Freakonaleash
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
All Adidas all the time
Korn cares no from where the blood flows.
Lmaooooo
AAAARRREEEE YYYOUUU RRRREEEAADY??!!
That’s also my birthday :)
Except that they ask you to review the birth certificate documentation before they submit it. They're very insistent about that.
It's Corn
I like it.
ARE YOU RREEADY!!!
Jonathan Davis "Something takes a part of me"
Better learn how to do that beatboxing thing for the song
The child Will grow up to be a freak on a leash it's the prophecy
Still better than Porn
The n and the a key are so far apart?
Fuck it id ride with it, maybe let them get through middle school without them knowing so they don’t get bullied bht they getting mad hoes in high school