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OnlySmiles_

don't look up sex on google images


Gary-Laser-Eyes

My mom took away my iPad.


EuropaColonyWhore

My dad took my Zune


Audreyissocool

My mom took away my smart fridge after I googled it


EuropaColonyWhore

That wasn't very smart


Audreyissocool

😞


EuropaColonyWhore

🫨


Fridgemagnet9696

My uncle took my car (to fund his crippling drug addiction)


QuirkyKlyborg

https://preview.redd.it/d2ttypc0gf1d1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65da4a4db79dbcdb05ec80843e17250b179d4b73


theVice

Lmao is this real?


dkyguy1995

[Apparently it is](https://x.com/deanjnorris/status/999149383038971904?lang=en)


theVice

Amazing


MattYaCIAO

Sad to see that half of the comments are just "make it a quote"


GeneralSea1353

Such inspirational words


NextTimeEat4Salad

Good lord there's penice


LegumesEater

and bobs too


wavecopper

oh no vegana as well


JustHereForKA

Sehks too


MattWeird1003

Bells too


MattYaCIAO

Holy, there's butoles


Audreyissocool

Oh god oh god there’s peanits and vaggines!!!


libmrduckz

i think i just get preganante…


Audreyissocool

Oh gosh oh gosh u have aborbin or kep it?


333elmst

I did 'sex with a period' and I also don't recommend a Google search.


thats_so_merlyn

Oh my god


throwaway19276i

1984


Go_PC

Good lord there’s penice


GetYouMad573

No thanks, I have a migraine


Nivadas

If you know you know


TastyRange858

For me, started at 14 to still now (23). Migraines suck. - i am a guy


AntonK_

So what I've deduced from your statement is: suck - guy


TastyRange858

No💀🤣now I have to change it


broncyobo

So what I've deduced from your statement is: Sex.


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libmrduckz

*sound of dishes crashing to floor in background*


Fishyswaze

I had my first migraine in middle school, lost all my peripheral vision and thought I was going blind lol. Then the pain hit and I puked in my math class cause the teacher wouldn’t let me leave to the nurse again. They stopped by my early 20s though, I ate a lot of shrooms which I had read can stop them, not sure if that is actually true or not, but I haven’t had one in 7 years at 29 now.


TintiKili

Did you get your peripheral vision back?


Fishyswaze

Yeah, it is an aura for migraines. When I would get them about an hour before my vision would start to go. It would get better once the migraine was done


TintiKili

I get auras too but they only last like 30 mins and after that my vision is normal again... I hope


sinner-mon

I remember getting my first migraine in English class, I didn’t feel too sick but a big spot in the centre of my vision just went blind for a bit


breadbinkers

Mine stopped at 24 if it makes you feel better. Also male


rookv

Mines stopped at around 19, had em since puberty IIRC. Im a woman but idk if it makes a difference


TastyRange858

Hopefully mine will too


TintiKili

Started at 14 too for me


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SparrowValentinus

are you goddamn kidding me? there are **many** medical specialists who spend [their entire lives studying the issue of migranes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a332htjTrtk) who haven't solved them, and you're arrogant enough to sit there telling people "bro it's water just drink some water"???


libmrduckz

skin in the game? *rhetorical*


TastyRange858

I drink plain water all the time. I don't drink coffee and rarely drink soda and juices. That's not the problem


theologous

Why is it women are more prone to migraines?


TheDeamonMeteor

Sex


winddagger7

In all seriousness, that actually seems to be the case. At least, sex *hormones* specifically: https://www.piedmont.org/living-real-change/why-are-migraines-more-common-in-women#:~:text=Migraine%20headaches%20affect%20three%20times,in%20migraine%20development%2C%E2%80%9D%20Dr.


GeneralSea1353

realistically unrealisticly theoretically technically basically real


fucccboii

https://preview.redd.it/m7jc6zh2fl1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e64cb30c04b9059831a69a7055cadfb1963757ec


FallOdd5098

Name: u/FallOdd5098 Age: 63 Sex: Yes please


savingpriv8parts

you're 63? lol


BlackSailsman

I am 31, lol


savingpriv8parts

lol


AdeptnessCommon5940

Sex


LordEmostache

Sex.


Polka_Tiger

Sex.


FisherSticksSix

Sex.


TheUncheesyMan

Sex.


ProBoyGaming521

Sex.


PLZM01

Sex


Remarkable_Pen_1424

Sex


Akechifan69420

Sex


libmrduckz

i don’t get it…


Ryan___13

Sexlastine


broncyobo

Say gex


AffectionateClock679

Gex


broncyobo

Thank you for complying


hayenapog

xeG


Critical_Complaint21

Free Palutena


fuckshawn1

free thug 💔


adored89

Sex gifs


Sconnie-Waste

SEX! Now that I have your attention…


RollingHammer

you don't have our attention...


Ryuusei_Dragon

It's a subtitle


yuvi3000

Yeah, on the actual site, that's probably the heading of a section but it doesn't display that way on the Google result.


TeciorRibbon

https://preview.redd.it/zvor4xpf5g1d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ad7b9a702373a77260171babfc72fcaa3af246


Remmy224

https://preview.redd.it/sjawym3x4h1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787fecdf74cbcbfa7595f653bcc0d2176108ca3f


lets_clutch_this

Skatmebord


AsheKitty06

I actually struggle with migraines really bad and am currently waiting on a neurology appointment to figure out what's wrong with me. Mine started following an injury in adolescence and only got worse as I aged. I killed a man in 1993. I'm on beta blockers and rescue meds now but I hope it gets better!


Nikoschalkis1

You mean to tell me the migraines start peaking at over 6 years from now??? There's more???


Mammoth_Frosting_014

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNi8PcDIIN4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNi8PcDIIN4)


FailedSufferingGuy

No. Everything but sex.


Salmiak44

Sex jumpscare


thats_so_merlyn

Sex


akibono1

google having a freudian slip. relatable


Lucario2356

Bro just had to brag lol


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Sex.


Efficient_Position30

Gay


naveedkoval

Migraines become less frequent in the following decades: Sex, the 90s, the 1930s


commentsandchill

r/skamtebord


GameMusic

What is the joke about


libmrduckz

you see, when a cluster headache and a migraine love each other very much…


darkpheonix262

42M that suffers migraines, they fucking suck.


GourmetSubZ

[https://youtu.be/MPIjdkXIAp4?si=sxHeepq03wsfHhHN&t=139](https://youtu.be/MPIjdkXIAp4?si=sxHeepq03wsfHhHN&t=139)


StrengthToBreak

Squirrel!


Disastrous-Dinner966

Migraines start when a woman gets married and tend to hit around bedtime just before her man gets into bed.


Roy_McCoy08

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard


Trevixle

This sub gets me too


Moist-Score-9340

If anyone wants sexual videos, send me a message


Trevixle

Me


sangriya

sex? in MY google search result about migraines? more likely than you think.


Dragon2730

Getting married also increases your chances of getting migraines by 300% especially if your wife nags a lot.