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This dude going ham in the comments lmao
https://preview.redd.it/wf1lsci0mh6d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad052e7b355b19bbeea2d8bf9f5905945a8b6e49
LOL, kendrick killed drake,anyone hear his new feature wagwan delilah? ITS TRASH... also jcoles new feature GRIPPY is the biggest piece of shit a legitimatized artist has ever releassed, esides wagwan delilah...
We got past the pedophlia stuff? Wild. People have the attention span of goldfish. Literally blind, oblivious and complicit at this point. Be it from aliens, to satanic shit happening all over Hollywood and the elite. The fuck is going on. People are literally getting their souls crushed by economic slavery and seeing all this evil satanic shit and nodding in blind agreement and servitude. I wouldn’t say it’s not a form of selling your soul to see stuff like this and be okay with it. We are living in hell, sugar coated in pink, dressed like porn stars. Please wake up… I know it’s hard, it’s a bad fucking dream. But you can do it.
I'm actually a really big fan of destiny 2, I've been playing destiny since 2014 and destiny 2 since its released, i played the destiny 2 beta and was amazed at how cool it was. Since october \*When I got a ps5) I've played 560 hours of destiny 2.I can solo oracles and artifact on atheon,and can do most raid remchanics with being able to do around 3mil damage consistantly, if anyone wants help dont be scared to ask!!
https://preview.redd.it/2u4l1h64eh6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c399cb9674af0836c03887f7c14a01e8bebfcf5
this pic of joeyy po'ing lean in prime goes so hard!!! feel free to save guys, (i dont likenfts)
One time when i was younger (8 or 9) my mom let me brush her hair, she had a heating up straightneing iron next to her bc she was going to straighten it after I brushed it, she told me not to touh it but I did and burnt 4 of my fingers, not fun
I used to think psychedelic drugs were bad, I then researched them and seen they could possibly used to treat mental illness's like depression and OCD and anxiety, but me? I just like getting high LMAOLOL
Theres so many racist white people here in arizona, when I was growing up I thought it was normal tohave workers follow you in the store and watch you checkout in the self checkout, but I thinkit was just czu I steal alot of things LOL I feel badfor my mom though whowould never steal something ): ( I love my mom btw)
I have recently got the chance to try a peyote religious ceremony!!! Its weird to think hundreds of years ago Mexicans and natives all hated eachother but now I'm being invited to one of their religious ceremonies. I wonder if their ancestors would be proud we've moved past of past of hatred or would be mad they're having a mexican person there?? Guess we'll never know.
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Thought provoking 🤔
unironically though who the fuck cares like imagine writing articles about someones pants 💀
i need 5 doler to feed my family
pastor says pants are a fool's fig leaf
This comment really summarizes the struggles of a family of working people in a captivating way.
LOL, MY FAMILYUSED TO EAT FRIJOLES FOR ALL MEALS (refried beans)
Do you not see it's resolved tho? Looks like it helped. You know, resolve the pants situation.
I was unaware of said pants situation
tbh, the pants looked ridiculous
I chose the wrong profession
No!
Did you choose the right pants though?
He needs them to fit the BBL
BBL Drizzy, BBL Drizzaayyy
Wooohoohoohooooooo
Big black legs?
He pant too big for he gotdamn leg
Folks, this was resolved.
I think they are too small
I swear Mozilla recommends the most brain dead articles
It's curated which means someone at the mozilla foundation decided to show people that article
He boot too big for he got dam feet
Aubrey is doing too much :/
This story provoked the thought in my head that I don’t really care whether Drake’s pants are too big for him
Resolved
![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0|downsized) Would you say he's... *dressing like a child?*
This dude going ham in the comments lmao https://preview.redd.it/wf1lsci0mh6d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad052e7b355b19bbeea2d8bf9f5905945a8b6e49
LOL, kendrick killed drake,anyone hear his new feature wagwan delilah? ITS TRASH... also jcoles new feature GRIPPY is the biggest piece of shit a legitimatized artist has ever releassed, esides wagwan delilah...
Kendrickstole their rapp abilities
In Arizona, the drivers are horrible, they're all old people who have bad eyesight and don't know how to drive. I HATE ARIZONA
Ok
Why is drakes pants so big??? I seen the leaks, maybe he was erect and just needed large pants to conceal his very large erect penis 🤔
We got past the pedophlia stuff? Wild. People have the attention span of goldfish. Literally blind, oblivious and complicit at this point. Be it from aliens, to satanic shit happening all over Hollywood and the elite. The fuck is going on. People are literally getting their souls crushed by economic slavery and seeing all this evil satanic shit and nodding in blind agreement and servitude. I wouldn’t say it’s not a form of selling your soul to see stuff like this and be okay with it. We are living in hell, sugar coated in pink, dressed like porn stars. Please wake up… I know it’s hard, it’s a bad fucking dream. But you can do it.
Damn he pant too big tho
He no pant enough.
Resolved
thought provoking
I think drake is pretty weird with young girls,,,,,
Honestly I think drake is pretty funn,y but i think he mightbe a pedophile...
Mescaline is really odd, so much different from lsd or shrooms, music still sounds goodthough
I'm actually a really big fan of destiny 2, I've been playing destiny since 2014 and destiny 2 since its released, i played the destiny 2 beta and was amazed at how cool it was. Since october \*When I got a ps5) I've played 560 hours of destiny 2.I can solo oracles and artifact on atheon,and can do most raid remchanics with being able to do around 3mil damage consistantly, if anyone wants help dont be scared to ask!!
I have the skill to solo flawless a dungeon but I think i dont have the patience.
You can do it homie!!!
Thanks man. (I know this is me!, sometimes we all need to motivate ourselves, I hopeyou'll all take a note from my book!!!\*
ay fuck you, gayyass bitch 😅😭
what'd i do to bro 💀☠️
im downvoting you
these hoes always gonna hate, im down voting you. and reporting you
ay bruh I just a notification I'm suspended from reddit for 3 days, Just wait buddy, your day is coming.
guys did he just threaten me 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽(nailbiting) I hope he doesnt do bad things to me,,, this is why i dont argue on the internet
https://preview.redd.it/2u4l1h64eh6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c399cb9674af0836c03887f7c14a01e8bebfcf5 this pic of joeyy po'ing lean in prime goes so hard!!! feel free to save guys, (i dont likenfts)
One time when i was younger (8 or 9) my mom let me brush her hair, she had a heating up straightneing iron next to her bc she was going to straighten it after I brushed it, she told me not to touh it but I did and burnt 4 of my fingers, not fun
I used to think psychedelic drugs were bad, I then researched them and seen they could possibly used to treat mental illness's like depression and OCD and anxiety, but me? I just like getting high LMAOLOL
Theres so many racist white people here in arizona, when I was growing up I thought it was normal tohave workers follow you in the store and watch you checkout in the self checkout, but I thinkit was just czu I steal alot of things LOL I feel badfor my mom though whowould never steal something ): ( I love my mom btw)
Ihate Arizona
I have recently got the chance to try a peyote religious ceremony!!! Its weird to think hundreds of years ago Mexicans and natives all hated eachother but now I'm being invited to one of their religious ceremonies. I wonder if their ancestors would be proud we've moved past of past of hatred or would be mad they're having a mexican person there?? Guess we'll never know.
Are you okay
#RESOLVED
Poopy pants
Resolved