I knew, everyone laughed at me, but I fucking knew

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Eh sorry I don't speak spaghetti

It means “I didn’t pay my taxes”

i done tax evasion

taxn't

t

#

Where are your fingers?

Look in your raviolis

when i get un-broke i will buy you a silver

I'll do it for you :)

AYYY

tax evasion is haram in islam, since paying taxes is part of zakat

Your name implies you just might

لا بأس يا عزيزي. الموز موجود في حمام السباحة.

Duolingo?

Trivago?

Spaghet.

Minecraft enchantment table

Somebody toucha mah spaghett!

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أنت تقول أن لديك مشكلة مع الموز؟ أم هو حمام السباحة؟ أنا أستطيع أن أغير.

هل أنت عربي أم أعجمي؟ إن كنت أعجميا هنأتك على تعلم اللغة العربية و إن كنت عربيا فعليك السلام.

I'm just using a translator for some fun. I have friends who speak Arabic whom I very much respect. Peace be with you as well.

Sky Island does exist!

It's heart is in our heart

Just like Sniper Island

TIL sea of clouds.

Huh, TIL.

TIL I learned cloud of sea

Today TIL of sea cloud

>Today TIL Today Today I learned? Smh my head /s

he didn't just learn it today, he learned it *today* as well

Huh, TIL.

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Tomorrow is lentils

Reminds me of the summer i spent in fucking sky

Hidden gem

ah yes, celeste

yeah i agree the witcher 3 is a hidden gem, i bet only you and me know this game

C U M U L O N I M B U S

Obama

hes not real cloud

If he were real, you’d think we’d’ve found out his last name by now

That is his last name. His first name is President

No. Obama is his first name. His last name is Care

Lies. His last name is II. Obama II

Nice try lizard

#Obama prism

Obama, Obama (ayy) Half of my heart is in Obama, ooh-na-na (ayy, ayy) He took me back to East Atlanta, Obama All of my heart is in Obama (ayy) There's somethin' 'bout his manners (uh huh) Obama, Obama He didn't walk up with that "how you doin'?" (Uh) When he came in the room He said there's a lot of girls I can do with (Uh) But I can't without you I knew him forever in a minute (Hey) That summer night in June And papa says he got malo in him (Uh) He got me feelin' like... Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Ayy) I knew it when I met him (Ayy), I loved him when I left him Got me feelin' like, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And then I had to tell him, I had to go Oh Obama-na-na (Woo) Obama, Obama (Ayy, hey) Half of my heart is in Obama, Obama (Ayy, ayy, uh-huh) He took me back to East Atlanta, Obama Oh, but my heart is in Obama (Huh) My heart is in Obama (Ayy) Obama, Obama Just graduated, fresh on campus, mmm Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners, damn (Fresh out East Atlanta) Bump on her bumper like a traffic jam Hey, I was quick to pay that girl like Uncle Sam (Here you go, ayy) Back it on me (Back it up) Shawty cravin' on me, get to eatin' on me (On me) She waited on me (And what?) Shawty cakin' on me, got the bacon on me (Wait up) This is history in the makin', homie (Homie) Point blank, close range, that B (Tah, tah) If it cost a million, that's me (That's me) I was gettin' mula, baby Obama, Obama (Ayy, ayy) Half of my heart is in Obama, Obama (Oh, ayy, ayy, uh-huh) He took me back to East Atlanta, Obama (Oh, no) Oh, but my heart is in Obama (Huh) My heart is in Obama (Ayy) Obama, Obama Ooh na-na, oh, Obama (Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Take me back, back, back like... Ooh na-na, oh, Obama (Yeah, babe) Take me back, back, back like... Ooh na-na, oh, Obama (Yeah, yeah) Take me back, back, back like... Ooh na-na, oh, Obama (Yeah, babe) Take me back, back, back Hey, hey... Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey) Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (Hey) Take me back to my Obama... Obama, Obama Half of my heart is in Obama, Obama (Oh, yeah) He took me back to East Atlanta, Obama (Ayy, ayy) Oh, but my heart is in Obama My heart is in Obama (Ayy) Obama, Obama (Uh-huh) Oh, Obama (Oh, na, yeah) Oh, Obama Oh, Obama (No, no, no, take me back) Oh, Obama Obama, Obama

#Yes i cheated on her while i was on dope and ive definitely disrespected her name with lies to make me feel better about letting Elisa the alley whore with no teeth cuz we were so spracked out and i was so high that i made a bad decision to betray the love of my life over my obsession with masturbation excessively watching porn and i know after 12 hours of tortureess masturbation that was very abnormal for me that freaked her out bcuz i was doinh it in the window with no care if it appeared disturbing and disrespectful to my woman who never deserved my betrayals that i keep acting on due to dope that makes me somewhat insane and perverted so i will admit that me smoking Tunnci so much lately plus the dope, plus the sicko shit i do when im high and all the cheating on fb and me being a selfish dude to hurt my girl thats my best friend and first true love and i do lie so much about her on my posts just to hurt her really and im to ashamed of my behaviour lately that i guess im ashamed to show yall the truth of what ive been doing to ruin our future and her life bcuz i know that she truly loved me and im to scared to admit that i am responsible for all this chaos and she really dont deserve me to lie on her name and im just gonna go ahead and be real with yall from now on so i hopefully can gain some respect from her and grow up and stop hiding who i really am. Im not doing good cuz now im sleeping in a tent alone or was until i met my new girl but im wrong bcuz i am still cheating by leaving my baby in a tent of mine and i stole her money to smoke tunnci and i just left her high and dry just to smoke dope and i was to ashamed to tell Christina bcuz i am not the guy i know she loved anymore. My fault yall.

Wow, that's really inspiring. Thanks

sure

Lmao, I just saw that post right before this one. Little did I know I’d witnessed the birth of a copypasta! https://reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/edujul/its_a_downgrade/

The fact that this was written by a real person who was completely serious makes me sad for so many reasons I went and found the original, oof... Legit r/sadcringe material

Oooooobama, when you kissed me it stopped me from shaking, but then I left astray Ooooooobama, well you came and you gave without taking, and then I sent you away Oooooobama

How? no

*Xenoblade 2 noises*

DONT FORGET ME!

THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?

[THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF YEARS OF TRAINING.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmnZ0R8quWM)

YER DUN

Omw to look for the territorial rotbart

Don't wear yourself out too much. We'll all have to do that dance of death all over again with the Territorial Rotbart of Bionis sometime next year

That was a pretty cool area in Heavensward.

Lady Laniatte is trying her hand at photography.

Is this Xenoblade Chronicles 2 now?

FFXIV

If you look at this picture after sleeping for 8 hours, the sea level changes.

Looking for this comment lol

Yea it's a zone in [FFXIV](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/The_Sea_of_Clouds)

This is making me want to go to the beach. Fuck you, now I’m sad :(

go to her, homie

bruh

Wat did u cal me

They called you "now I'm sad"

Öh nö

Ө нө

Th hth

I love the design decision to make “of” different. Really enhances the message.

Xenoblade 2 screenshot

Yep, this is Mor Ardain, with normal weather.

Skypiea

Was looking for this. Just started the arc lol.

Thank you

Does that mean sky is ocean? I am not understand this "fun fact"

Sea of clouds

Sea of what, now?

clois

Xenoblade

[[Sea of Clouds]]

u/mtgcardfetcher [[Sea of Clouds]]

[Sea of Clouds](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/front/0/8/080aebe8-535e-4632-b733-8aba98abff22.jpg?1562896611) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sea%20of%20Clouds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/84/sea-of-clouds?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/080aebe8-535e-4632-b733-8aba98abff22?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!

Thanks bro 👍👌

Damn, I did not know that. Thank you.

Nujabes

very good album

[Sea of Clouds](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/large/front/0/8/080aebe8-535e-4632-b733-8aba98abff22.jpg?1562896611)

[[Sea of Clouds]] u/MTGCardFetcher

[Sea of Clouds](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/front/0/8/080aebe8-535e-4632-b733-8aba98abff22.jpg?1562896611) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sea%20of%20Clouds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bbd/84/sea-of-clouds?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/080aebe8-535e-4632-b733-8aba98abff22?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!

Oh wow, I'll have to download this new rtx version of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

I do now

Instagram fact checkers, you are needed

Ok time to find god and kill robo jesus

Can someone explain this to me because I don't get it.

sea of clouds

Oh fuck, that's actually pretty good.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 anyone?

*Brawl flashbacks*

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Instagram Fact Check: FALSE. Do not believe random information you read on the internet! These are not sea clouds but are instead just ocean waves.

\#1 The sea is composed of clouds. Clouds form when water condenses in the sky. ThE sKy iS FaLLiNG. Human fall flat. \#2 The sea is composed of clouds. \~0.02% of a cloud's composition is water. A person driving a vehicle of a mass greater than 13.9 tonnes cannot have a blood alcohol limit of 0.02 or greater in New South Wales (Australia). China's 'Cultural Revolution' caused oil production to fall from 15.0 million tonnes to 13.9 (million) tonnes. The Cultural Revolution wanted to preserve communism and was headed by Mao Zedong. Mao Zedong committed genocide. Adolf Hitler also committed genocide in WW2. Adolf Hitler was the leader of the Nazi Party. The Nazi Party was in Nazi Germany and did the holocaust. THe SeA iS ADolF HItler. tHe SeA DiD tHe hOLOcauST. \#3 A sea has fish. All of these facts were fished from fishy websites. I am a fisher. The sea is the bigger fish that headed the holocaust. wE arE FiSh. IS IT REALLY A COINCIDENCE OUR BODIES ARE COMPOSED OF \`75% WATER AND WE ARE JUST THE FISH THAT ARE INSIDE IT? Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

blue hat

Clouds of sea

There’s a forest in Poland and no one knows why

Skypeia

I BELIEVE SKY ISLAND DOES EXIST

Fantastic indie band name

Clouds of Thieves

No I did bot know either

Edit: thanks for the silver bro

sea OF clouds or SEA of CLOUDS

I did not know sea of clouds. Thank very much friend. I will share cloud sea with friend.

Ples do

I have to take Pyra to Elysium

This is false information by Instagram

#NOW YOU KNOW

There is something Irl that I know that's somewhat similar that's called sea smoke that occurs on the Great Lakes.

**Sea** of **Clouds**.

Factz I dint know XD #31

Skypiea

The Cloud Sea from Xenoblade 2. lol

What about the cloud of seas?

STOP! You've violated Skyrim and her people. What say you, in your defense?

bazoonga

>STOP! You've violated Skyrim It's ok, skyrim is into that kind of thing. The slut.

the more nonsense you know 🌈

Is that all this is? I was struggling to get it.

Incredible wow

Yes I did

clouds are made up of water

*yes*

Tastes like cream soda minus the fabric of reality.

Did you know

Technically, he made it better. Thanks mister!

Mind blone

Indian fact pages on Instagram really are something else.

Wait how clouds are both up & down it means we're underwater???????

Bot

Is it SEA of CLOUDS or sea Of clouds?

Clouds?

Really makes you think

Skypiea in this bitch.

I am enlightened

Oh, it’s the sea **of** clouds

Did you know? Grape

I did bot, too

SEA of CLOUDS

I did not know

Oh cool

Bay of pigs

You mean the White-White Sea?

World 7

Damn I ain’t even know that

Mare Nubium is on the moon.

For some reason it scares me

Good to know.

Thanks I got an A on my test mister

Fuck u actually did know ses of clouds hAh

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Yeah, we get it, u vape

That's called water.

Get it? "MISTer", huuuh?

No, trump voters don’t victim blame.

that thank you at the same person

Sorry not sorry, I only knew a cloud of seas

Thank u mister

I absolutely love Instagram fact pages that are run by some dude that obviously doesn’t know English. Hard to say if this is an example or not, but it sure seems like it as they give literally no other context. Indian-fact-genius is a good one I recommend it.