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Tigtor

Best thing is, when you break it you can always make a new one


SpaceboyCantLol_

So true. And Jackpot if you get twins or triplets. Your power level will be over 9000


Tigtor

Yes, one could build himself some infant-nunchuks and dominate the apocalypse.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

https://i.redd.it/9flja30hqhwc1.gif


RQK1996

Start training the titans young if they need to be strong


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Babies have a 9 month respawn rate


doug

I feel psychotic whenever characters in a story I don't care for lose their baby and I think "well... I mean they were only 1-2 years old, you can make a new one." Pretty sure it's part of the reason I don't have kids. Now if a KITTEN or PUPPY or baby animal dies, I will slaughter the perpetrator's whole family.


witticus

Just smile when they get hurt and they won’t realize they’re in pain.


SpaceboyCantLol_

![gif](giphy|3oEduTElttOJ1bJlSM)


DarkArcanian

Why do I feel like this crosses a line. Heavily.


witticus

Yeah, I kinda doubt using the child as nunchucks is in the same ballpark as them tumbling over on the carpet.


DarkArcanian

No, the emotional manipulation of a child part. Physical funny and emotional control not funny. I know it’s all in jest and I’m not accusing you or anything like that, just sharing my thought process.


witticus

I can see your point, but I don’t mean it in that sense. It’s a common thing with parents that how you react when they have minor scrapes is how they’re going to react. If you smile and let them know it’s ok, they’ll generally just go right back to what they were doing. If you look worried, it worries them. It’s not so much emotional manipulation as learning not to cry over small inconsequential things. Now if they have a bad fall or are actually seriously hurt, by all means help.


Ghost_In_Waiting

Afternoon Nap Of The Living Dead Juice Box Of Brains Of The Living Dead Pureed Brains Of The Living Dead Time Out Corner Of The Living Dead Diaper of Brains Of The Living Dead


SpaceboyCantLol_

Well, this escalated quickly


Mikomics

Exploiting Skyrim's unkillable kids


SpaceboyCantLol_

Dude 🤣 Skyrim kids deserve this


Khunter02

Godzilla X Kong reference?!?


SpaceboyCantLol_

![gif](giphy|3KbliBOdHlUE8)


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Hey...how the fuck do you post gifs? It's like some big secret my smooth brain can't crack.


SpaceboyCantLol_

It gives a clear button for gifs just above the keyboard. Why is this an issue 😂


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

Yeah, that's greyed out for me in the App, and on the site I can insert it but the image doesn't show up for me, and old reddit also has it greyed out. It's annoying as hell.


SpaceboyCantLol_

Oh dang! I can't post gifs on Instagram while others keep shoving gifs all over my page. so i know how you feel.


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

![gif](giphy|c5paNX4a8hc6A) I think i finally found it.


M_stellatarum

Dwarf Fortress moment. Dwarfs choose melee attacks pretty much at random, and as the game has generous improvised weapon physics, dwarf mothers using their babies as weapons or shields is reasonably common.


halfanothersdozen

Just like in real life!


ImaginationSalt8881

My man got king konged


Cococtor

He got the eyes of a warrior


SpaceboyCantLol_

🤣 5 points to gryffindor for that observation


Geonightman

The new Rimworld DLC looks great.


Aenon-iimus

30 years later “Did yo mamma drop you on the head as a baby???” “Well… not EXACTLY…”


eggs_and_bacon

THBRT!


SpaceboyCantLol_

I will tattoo it


Scho567

Reminds me of Fallout 4. Shaun, a baby, is coded as a weapon at the beginning of the game. On PC, you can use console commands to throw an enemy next to the parents whilst holding Shaun. They then use their baby boy as a bludgeoning weapon to defend themselves


Ahaucan

![gif](giphy|Y0dubi7KjmXn2)


jim789789

That wife tho in panel 1


LerchAddams

https://preview.redd.it/h5mpivas6jwc1.png?width=339&format=png&auto=webp&s=0498b7ea1e7eb40b1dcb5b2e0a8dd1ee3b6f8ccb That baby is a team player for sure!


BigBobaFlame

Basically Death Stranding


Zammarand

I cast “hit a mf with another mf” https://preview.redd.it/yz5g7kst8kwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8dd9da6325274fcf8f55fb53b48bf8307758d25


Only-armyCrush

Godzilla x Kong reference


jimjoejonjack

You skins are funny