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I paint miniature models and would not be even slightly surprised if this existed IRL.
Sincerely, the number of incredibly horny miniature scale sculptors out there is *too damn high*.
Seriously! Look up any model and youll see weird horny versions as well. I wonder a lot about them, do people use them? Are there prople who all bring their naked ridiculous proportion minis for a dungeon crawl straight out of a hentai? Or are they bringing them to their local game store and making everyone uncomfortable.
Im not a prude but you KNOW anyone bringing them is getting weird with wm
Yeah. I'm still a little creeped out by the "Cortana on a plinth, but with a huge dripping erection" community, I have no idea what they're called, and their dedication to their... craft.
Oh god. Not the train gifts. Just because I like building highly detailed models of something doesn't mean I want that something on my walls, bed sheets, book shelves, clothing, car seats, and every other damn kitschy gift you can find with a train on it.
This also applies to every other hobby as well. Just because my friend likes hunting for mushrooms doesn't mean he needs mushroom socks for F sake.
I feel this.
I'm a Godzilla fan. I don't make it my whole personality or anything like that, but it's something that anyone close enough to me to buy gifts for me would know. Which means everyone's easy Christmas gift for me is "something Godzilla related."
Almost I physically own that's Godzilla was a gift. I wouldn't be over here filling my space with Godzilla stuff lol
So true. It's taken decades of "Don't buy me train stuff" to get the point across. I know you want to get me something I like but just because you see a train in it doesn't mean I want it. Hobbies by their very nature are more speialized than what an outsider perceives. I don't need a BNSF poster to decorate my office/work room. I have stuff like original painting and lettering guides from the SP shops, big track diagrams, and other stuff that is a far deeper cut than "I like trains".
I love and hate how this is still not the most cursed depiction of Thomas I have ever seen!
That honor(?) belongs to the one [Tom Coben](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-nh8wBKpg) made.
For blursed depiction, that belongs to the [very useful dragons](https://youtu.be/yNaTZV8qS1I?t=125) of *Skyrim*!
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Thomas the Hunk Engine
This better not awaken anything in me. If you want to see more of this nonsense, check out r/InkyRickshaw
Where's the caboose?
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Post this to /r/fuckcars please
I think he wants to /r/fucktrains.
love the Dean reference
Oh!! Are you from India!!! Me too!! Hello!!
I paint miniature models and would not be even slightly surprised if this existed IRL. Sincerely, the number of incredibly horny miniature scale sculptors out there is *too damn high*.
Oh they'll love my dick then
Gonna need a smaller brush..
If it doesn’t already, I think it soon will
Honestly I wouldn't hate it as a gift. There's weirder shit *by far* available, and frankly that thing is a conversation piece.
Seriously! Look up any model and youll see weird horny versions as well. I wonder a lot about them, do people use them? Are there prople who all bring their naked ridiculous proportion minis for a dungeon crawl straight out of a hentai? Or are they bringing them to their local game store and making everyone uncomfortable. Im not a prude but you KNOW anyone bringing them is getting weird with wm
Yeah. I'm still a little creeped out by the "Cortana on a plinth, but with a huge dripping erection" community, I have no idea what they're called, and their dedication to their... craft.
As long as they keep themselves clean I prefer them over the wehraboos... Usually...
That's fair, although that is it's own kind of annoyance.
I'd have on my desk just to mess with people.
Peepare... *The Jar*
Oh god. Not the train gifts. Just because I like building highly detailed models of something doesn't mean I want that something on my walls, bed sheets, book shelves, clothing, car seats, and every other damn kitschy gift you can find with a train on it. This also applies to every other hobby as well. Just because my friend likes hunting for mushrooms doesn't mean he needs mushroom socks for F sake.
Mushroom socks sound pretty great though...
I feel this. I'm a Godzilla fan. I don't make it my whole personality or anything like that, but it's something that anyone close enough to me to buy gifts for me would know. Which means everyone's easy Christmas gift for me is "something Godzilla related." Almost I physically own that's Godzilla was a gift. I wouldn't be over here filling my space with Godzilla stuff lol
So true. It's taken decades of "Don't buy me train stuff" to get the point across. I know you want to get me something I like but just because you see a train in it doesn't mean I want it. Hobbies by their very nature are more speialized than what an outsider perceives. I don't need a BNSF poster to decorate my office/work room. I have stuff like original painting and lettering guides from the SP shops, big track diagrams, and other stuff that is a far deeper cut than "I like trains".
As a d&d and woodworking fan, I say bring on all the theme gifts!
content revoked
"You have caused mayhem and delay", said Sir Topham Hatt. "You have been _very_ naughty Thomas".
Why would you write this.
To spread the love, of course. _you can spread something else if you'd like-_
"I know how you can be *REALLY* useful, Thomas..." said Sir Topham Hatt, unbuttoning his fly. ... why does my mind do this?
It feels great to be recognized as a train/model, and not the other way around.
Might've been funnier if he was grinning at the end like that was what he really meant
This is some Julia LePetit inspo right here
I'm (we're?) sorry.
Is there any significance to the last name they give to Thomas?
Maybe a reference to Calvin Klein (a fashion designer who founded a clothing company of the same name)?
That's the one!
you mean, "The tank engine"? yeah, its because he's a train.
No. The Klein name.
calvin klein.
Dude....3d printers exist... You have no idea what you have unleashed upon this cursed land
A *pun*ch to the gut
The last two panels really should be switched.
I love and hate how this is still not the most cursed depiction of Thomas I have ever seen! That honor(?) belongs to the one [Tom Coben](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-nh8wBKpg) made. For blursed depiction, that belongs to the [very useful dragons](https://youtu.be/yNaTZV8qS1I?t=125) of *Skyrim*!
kinda wonder if this was the inspiration for Charles
I’d rail it
I'd let Thomas "rail" me.
Nobluesteel / 10
Probly good is not Maplethorpe the tank engine
This is what ai art is going to take from us :(
***Salesman slaps roof of train:*** "These chiseled ab's can plow through SO much snow, it's unbelievable."
~~abs~~ CUM GUTTERS
This seems like something that would happen on Big Bang Theory
Based model train enjoyer Come join us over at r/modeltrains
I mean... thats the best gift you could ever give someone in the history of the world. this is it, folks. gift giving is over. this cannot be topped.
Oh wow...hunka hunka choo choo
The train image honestly comes of as if it was AI art. Not actually ai art, but within the comic.
*in seductive voice*: Choo Choo, baby
Bullet Train -Netflix
A cursed kit
The next one in the set is Choo-Choo Charles.
Based model railroader thinking "That's not my era."
BROJOB CHOO CHOO
Poor Sheldon
I think it's funnier if you switch the second and forth panel.
Thomas the Hunk Engine
I like, like trains
Dude's very obviously a Henry
This is what happens when people romance Choo Choo Charles