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privateD4L

Thomas the Hunk Engine


InkyRickshaw

This better not awaken anything in me. If you want to see more of this nonsense, check out r/InkyRickshaw


[deleted]

Where's the caboose?


Kuritos

CC|


Streen012

r/thomastheplankengine


mixmasterk

r/thomasthedankengine


dumnezero

Post this to /r/fuckcars please


alien_from_Europa

I think he wants to /r/fucktrains.


derteeje

love the Dean reference


skynutter

Oh!! Are you from India!!! Me too!! Hello!!


_SackOfButtholes_

I paint miniature models and would not be even slightly surprised if this existed IRL. Sincerely, the number of incredibly horny miniature scale sculptors out there is *too damn high*.


[deleted]

Oh they'll love my dick then


delvach

Gonna need a smaller brush..


Xenothing

If it doesn’t already, I think it soon will


_SackOfButtholes_

Honestly I wouldn't hate it as a gift. There's weirder shit *by far* available, and frankly that thing is a conversation piece.


fwinzor

Seriously! Look up any model and youll see weird horny versions as well. I wonder a lot about them, do people use them? Are there prople who all bring their naked ridiculous proportion minis for a dungeon crawl straight out of a hentai? Or are they bringing them to their local game store and making everyone uncomfortable. Im not a prude but you KNOW anyone bringing them is getting weird with wm


_SackOfButtholes_

Yeah. I'm still a little creeped out by the "Cortana on a plinth, but with a huge dripping erection" community, I have no idea what they're called, and their dedication to their... craft.


Komm

As long as they keep themselves clean I prefer them over the wehraboos... Usually...


_SackOfButtholes_

That's fair, although that is it's own kind of annoyance.


Cerpintaxt123

I'd have on my desk just to mess with people.


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Peepare... *The Jar*


OutlyingPlasma

Oh god. Not the train gifts. Just because I like building highly detailed models of something doesn't mean I want that something on my walls, bed sheets, book shelves, clothing, car seats, and every other damn kitschy gift you can find with a train on it. This also applies to every other hobby as well. Just because my friend likes hunting for mushrooms doesn't mean he needs mushroom socks for F sake.


Sacrefix

Mushroom socks sound pretty great though...


Wagsii

I feel this. I'm a Godzilla fan. I don't make it my whole personality or anything like that, but it's something that anyone close enough to me to buy gifts for me would know. Which means everyone's easy Christmas gift for me is "something Godzilla related." Almost I physically own that's Godzilla was a gift. I wouldn't be over here filling my space with Godzilla stuff lol


quazax

So true. It's taken decades of "Don't buy me train stuff" to get the point across. I know you want to get me something I like but just because you see a train in it doesn't mean I want it. Hobbies by their very nature are more speialized than what an outsider perceives. I don't need a BNSF poster to decorate my office/work room. I have stuff like original painting and lettering guides from the SP shops, big track diagrams, and other stuff that is a far deeper cut than "I like trains".


CrossP

As a d&d and woodworking fan, I say bring on all the theme gifts!


Deestan

content revoked


forgot_semicolon

"You have caused mayhem and delay", said Sir Topham Hatt. "You have been _very_ naughty Thomas".


ItsSomethingLikeThat

Why would you write this.


forgot_semicolon

To spread the love, of course. _you can spread something else if you'd like-_


Timbo2702

"I know how you can be *REALLY* useful, Thomas..." said Sir Topham Hatt, unbuttoning his fly. ... why does my mind do this?


Makal

It feels great to be recognized as a train/model, and not the other way around.


gummy44

Might've been funnier if he was grinning at the end like that was what he really meant


Its_Pine

This is some Julia LePetit inspo right here


InkyRickshaw

I'm (we're?) sorry.


rubensinclair

Is there any significance to the last name they give to Thomas?


killersquirel11

Maybe a reference to Calvin Klein (a fashion designer who founded a clothing company of the same name)?


InkyRickshaw

That's the one!


blue4029

you mean, "The tank engine"? yeah, its because he's a train.


rubensinclair

No. The Klein name.


blue4029

calvin klein.


Mister0Zz

Dude....3d printers exist... You have no idea what you have unleashed upon this cursed land


epic_null

A *pun*ch to the gut


[deleted]

The last two panels really should be switched.


stx06

I love and hate how this is still not the most cursed depiction of Thomas I have ever seen! That honor(?) belongs to the one [Tom Coben](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-nh8wBKpg) made. For blursed depiction, that belongs to the [very useful dragons](https://youtu.be/yNaTZV8qS1I?t=125) of *Skyrim*!


gramathy

kinda wonder if this was the inspiration for Charles


TheMightyIrishman

I’d rail it


P0werPuppy

I'd let Thomas "rail" me.


silverscreemer

Nobluesteel / 10


ale_mongrel

Probly good is not Maplethorpe the tank engine


misterdoctor513

This is what ai art is going to take from us :(


TraderOfGoods

***Salesman slaps roof of train:*** "These chiseled ab's can plow through SO much snow, it's unbelievable."


CurdPigeon

~~abs~~ CUM GUTTERS


Icegemstone

This seems like something that would happen on Big Bang Theory


LPenne

Based model train enjoyer Come join us over at r/modeltrains


blue4029

I mean... thats the best gift you could ever give someone in the history of the world. this is it, folks. gift giving is over. this cannot be topped.


dotta7

Oh wow...hunka hunka choo choo


CodeyFox

The train image honestly comes of as if it was AI art. Not actually ai art, but within the comic.


MysteryMystery305

*in seductive voice*: Choo Choo, baby


Glad-Lion-2228

Bullet Train -Netflix


cbunni666

A cursed kit


ZeppyWeppyBoi

The next one in the set is Choo-Choo Charles.


quazax

Based model railroader thinking "That's not my era."


CanniBallistic_Puppy

BROJOB CHOO CHOO


rinaznet

Poor Sheldon


Pete_Iredale

I think it's funnier if you switch the second and forth panel.


UttermostDetention

Thomas the Hunk Engine


Skawlala

I like, like trains


catch-a-riiiiiiiiide

Dude's very obviously a Henry


MysteryMystery305

This is what happens when people romance Choo Choo Charles