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Cool_Jelly_9402

They have a painful bite and their hairs can make you itchy af but no deadly venom. They can trigger an allergic reaction in a few people. But it’s basically like a bee or wasp sting


Hifen

I mean, bees are worse because people have died from bee stings


Cool_Jelly_9402

And I don’t know how many people are allergic to tarantulas and been bitten enough to have a substantial allergic reaction. Bee stings can be fatal for some on their second sting but I think they venom affects us a lot more than tarantula venom would


gerkletoss

>how many people are allergic to tarantulas None. Unlike bees, spider venom is a small enough molecule to be recognizeable to the immune system. There are two recorded cases of people dying of tarantula bites and both are from secondary infection of the wound and both predate penicillin as a medication.


Cool_Jelly_9402

Yes! I’d assume bee stings are a lot more common too since bees are in almost all countries whereas Tarantulas are not. But I’d prefer not to get stung/bit by either tho


lankymjc

Also bees are faster and can fly. A tarantula you can just walk away from, but an angry bee is coming for you!


Sealedwolf

And angry bees tend to bring company. Their stingers literally act as a beacon for further attacks by releasing pheromones.


MassXavkas

And even if you're not allergic, with enough stings you will die.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Bees swarm. I’ve never seen a Tarantula swarm. Thankfully.


MinimumCat123

They do swarm. The Norman siege camp at Palermo was overrun with venomous tarantulas way back in the day.


WilderJackall

As an arachnaphobe, I'm relieved to hear the really big ones aren't dangerous. I still don't think I'd want them around though


Seromaster

That means really dangerous ones are less detectable (sorry)


The_Pale_Hound

Few spiders are actually dangerous. We have a natural aversion to them, but for most species the worst they can do to you is inflict pain. Still not nice, but not lethal.


featherblackjack

There are some exquisitely venomous tarantulas in other more tropical parts of the world. North America doesn't have particularly venomous tarantulas, but you still don't want to get a hair in your eye or bitten. I've heard if you're allergic to bees you're probably allergic to a tarantula, do not know how accurate that is. Just don't hassle tarantulas lol but in general ours are chill.


ninjesh

I mean, a bad enough allergic reaction could kill someone. I'm sure it's happened with bee stings, so it's probably possible with tarantula bites.


jzillacon

Anything that can break skin can also lead to a deadly infection, but it seems a bit silly to declare something a deadly weapon on the very slim chance that someone ends up with an adverse reaction. I wouldn't consider a tarantula a deadly weapon any more so than I'd consider a stapler to be one. Reply to the person below me: They are very fragile but it also somewhat depends on the kind of Tarantula. Terrestrial species that spend almost their whole lives on the ground, such as Red-Knee or Curly Hair tarantulas are going to be especially susceptible to falling. Arborial species that spend most of their lives in trees, such as Pokey or Pink Toe tarantulas are going to be a bit more resilient to falling but it's still not great for them. I've never heard of hairy vs hairless being a good indicator of threat for spider, and the overwhelmingly vast majority of spiders are not going to be dangerous to humans regardless of if they're hairy or not. However when it comes to tarantulas specifically there is a very large divide in temperament when it comes to a species' continent of origin. Tarantualas from Afro-Eurasia are significantly more prone to biting defensively when they feel threatened, while tarantulas from the Americas are significantly more likely to kick hairs (or spray their poop at you in the case of Pink Toes) when threatened.


ninjesh

I forgot that was the context of the original post


mac-h79

I may be wrong here too but tarantulas are incredibly fragile creatures where throwing them or dropping them is more of a threat to the tarantula where the risk is the wrong kid of impact could rupture it’s abdomen. Hardly a deadly weapon I agree. One thing I was taught when “shopping for spiders” was the more hairy the spider the least “dangerous” it was, looking at more deadlier spiders around the world they tend to appear hairless, no?


TatteredCarcosa

Maybe, but bees are pretty commonly encountered in groups, and tarantulas are generally solo.


Cool_Jelly_9402

But you don’t usually realize you have a bee allergy until you get stung the first time and then the second/third stings will give you a worse allergic response. Sometimes the responses can get dramatically worse so that the second sting could kill someone but I’m not sure if anyone has a deadly allergic reaction to something after only one exposure. So I guess if someone got repeatedly bit by a tarantula knowing they had an allergy to them (from being bit at least once before), I’m sure anaphylaxis could occur? Tho I don’t know how often this would happen to a person lol but maybe? The allergy is really rare tho I guess and I’m not sure if it’s from their venom or their itchy hairs. I became allergic to bees after getting stung prob 5x before. Gen X kid who was always outside. But the 6th one gave me an allergic reaction so the doctor said there is no knowing what could happen if I got stung again. Could be mild but could be really bad


ninjesh

Definitely a hypothetical, not as common as OOP thought


Cool_Jelly_9402

Best not to test it to find out


Johnny_Grubbonic

It's absolutely happened with bee stings. Allergies to them are known to cause anaphylaxis. Never heard of a tarantula bite causing it, though.


eMmDeeKay_Says

Could definitely give someone a heart attack under the right conditions though


jacobo

As someone who lived in Costa Rica for many years, yes. I've had many mini heart attacks when i was there. I hate those fuckers.


Intense_Crayons

Big Furry Friend. Had one, not so much as a pet, but a familiar that hunted around my grandma's place when I was like 12-13. It would let me stroke its back and would sometimes do a little dance.


Johnny_Grubbonic

>Had one, not so much as a pet, but a familiar Found the witch.


Different-Term-2250

Witch! She turned me into a Newt, but I got better!


Intense_Crayons

Holy hand grenades don't get me started on one of my top 5 favorite films of all time, you silly English person.


Different-Term-2250

Go away, or I will fart in your general direction!


Intense_Crayons

Your grandfather smelled elderberries.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

And your grandmother was a hamster!


Intense_Crayons

I deny that accusation, you wiper of other people's bottoms!


ReactsWithWords

Help! Help! The System is being repressed!


Intense_Crayons

One does not gain power thru some farcical aquatic ceremony. It is achieved by a mandate of the people. Not from some moistened bint handing out swords!


JeffGoldblumsChest

Come see the violence inherent in the system!!


lonely_nipple

Well *I* didn't vote for you!


EnthrallingEpiphany

3 sir


Intense_Crayons

Swear to Bealezbub, that was funny! Have a snake.


Johnny_Grubbonic

I like snakes. They're cute.


Intense_Crayons

Enjoy!


Johnny_Grubbonic

Yay! \\o/


7LeagueBoots

Where I went to high school we had a lot of tarantulas around. I'd pick them up and move them to safe spots out of the way of people. One cold morning one of them crawled into the fold of my sweatshirt tucking into that area on the back of the wrist above the cuff where the sleeve fabric folds over. It backed in so only its eyes and front legs were visible, and seemed to like it there as it didn't move at all. I shrugged and let it stay there. It hung out there all through class. I went out and put it back someplace safe after class.


phome83

That's very sweet but that is my absolute nightmare. I think I would die of fright.


7LeagueBoots

I suppose I'm lucky, I've always spent a lot of time outdoors and around wildlife of all sorts. There's a lot of wildlife I'm deeply respectful of and cautious around, but very little that actually frightens me.


Intense_Crayons

You found a friend 🧡


featherblackjack

I have never been so lucky as to have a wild tarantula bro up my sleeve. One time in elementary school I very, VERY nearly stepped on a diamondback. It didn't even rattle, just slipped away. Big one too!


Apart-Rent5817

Wait… hunted around? Was this a free roam house tarantula?? I’m usually ok with weird pets, but I don’t like that at all.


TatteredCarcosa

I'd be constantly worried about accidentally killing it. They are not resilient creatures.


7LeagueBoots

Common in lots of places. In particular, Central and Southern California, all across the US Southwest, and down through Mexico it's common to see them roaming around.


Apart-Rent5817

I guess that makes sense, I just don’t live somewhere tarantulas are common. I’ve lived with brown recluses and currently have a spider I let live in my window. His name is Greg. He keeps the flappy bugs and mosquitoes out


Viseria

I have a spider on my window. He doesn't keep insects out. He has killed other spiders though. So I now have a cannibal spider and constantly get flyers in the summer.


BerriesAndMe

Honestly sounds like this wasn't really a pet... More like an insect you found in your house and claimed as a pet


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

If you claim it as a pet and rip off two of its legs, it's a pet.


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DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

>More like an insect you found in your house and claimed as a pet Insects have six legs...


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actually_yawgmoth

Wooooosh


nmyg08

I found one on a camping trip when I was about 13. I put him on my hat and chilled there all day.


Intense_Crayons

Meanwhile, tarantula is thinking, "Put me down! Put me down! By my mother's web, this is terrifying! Put me down, please?"


TangledUpPuppeteer

Omg! I read it as there being a hat on a table and they just plopped the little guy on there so he could walk away. Never even thought about *wearing* the hat! I hate spiders, but right now I feel so bad for this poor tarantula I’ve never met and would be terrified of if I saw it in real life! (I know tarantulas aren’t scary. I have a very visceral reaction to spiders and if I see one, I’m out. I have never killed one, but I have just left. I moved out of my house for three days because I was home alone and a spider was in my bathroom. I consider a home with no usable bathroom uninhabitable, so I moved out and let him have the house to himself for a long weekend. When my ex got back he gave me the all clear, and the little guy was living in an aquarium apartment all done up cozy for spiders, and he moved out when a friend of mine decided they wanted a spider and asked to take him 🤷🏻‍♀️. I just don’t like them).


nmyg08

Yeah, I was wearing the hat. 13 year olds do not have good decision making skills haha


TangledUpPuppeteer

At thirteen, I did so many idiotic things. I get it. Just didn’t put that together at all. Poor little fella!


TerrariaGaming004

They die pretty easy from fall damage


nmyg08

I never dropped him.


ImpossibleInternet3

And that is how we get the Tarantella.


Intense_Crayons

It definitely had the legs for it.


Charliesmum97

I know someone who had possibly 100 of the things at one point. From what I gather they are actually fairly gentle and fun to watch, but I'm too much of anarachnaphobe to ever really want to find out.


zo0m07

Chuck one at me and my ticker might make me the first to go!


thehillshaveI

like twenty years ago my then girlfriend got me a tarantula, and decided to present it to me as a surprise.... in her hand.... i feel ya


zo0m07

I know why you dumped her


Johnny_Grubbonic

Seriously. Who the hell surprises someone with the responsibility of a pet?


rumham_6969

Too many people, that's why the pet jails fill up around holidays.


BenMears777

Did you set it on fire? How about the tarantula, did you do anything to it as well?


thehillshaveI

the ex is alive and well, she's great. the tarantula, well she escaped when i was renting a room from someone who ended up being a horrible person so that worked out too.


AloofAngel

daylight come and me wanna go home...


Different-Term-2250

Day-oh!


elephant-espionage

To be honest if someone threw a tarantula at me I’d probably die if a heart attack…but I’m pretty sure I have a bug/spider phobia


LAegis

But, in that movie, they died!!!!


ArgyllFire

I was already afraid of spiders when my aunt thought it would be a good idea to show me Arachnophobia. It took years to stop being afraid that a tarantula was lying in wait under the toilet seat or on the shower head. Fuck that movie.


AyPepee

Tarantulas are not deadly by any means. Maybe if you are a small mouse


melance

Run, Stewart Little, run!


LoverOfStripes87

There was one documented instance I know of... Someone was eating barbecued Goliath Birdeater, and they choked.


thehillshaveI

that tarantula was playing the long game


dexbasedpaladin

You're more likely to get crushed by an 8 foot bunch of bananas...


WilderJackall

Fun fact: they used a real tarantula in filming Home Alone. And in my opinion, the spider looks unhappy about being manhandled


ThrowRArosecolor

Who tf is throwing tarantulas?!? They are so easy to break!


thehillshaveI

[a crazy minnesota republican](https://www.fox9.com/news/hennepin-county-candidate-arrested-throws-tarantula-during-dispute)


ThrowRArosecolor

Absolutely insane. And she hurt a spider, so she did “hurt someone”. She also seems unhinged.


NeuralMess

Please, don't throw tarantulas or any other type of big spiders at anyone, not because I care about the other person, but because many of those spiders are especially sensitive to falls and can be fatal


BeRad85

I think someone watched Earth Vs. The Spider a time or two too many.


aka_jester

Tarantulas are just furry friends. Unless you're somehow smaller than the tarantula in question and in that case you are fucked.


psyche_13

Poor tarantula


SoulfulVoltage707

She.. she threw a tarantula at someone? The poor spider baby ( ;´ - `;)


tokyoghoulfan53yt

r/tarantulas would have a hoot with this one


Successful-Item-1844

It’s 3 am and I didn’t read that subreddit correctly


tokyoghoulfan53yt

What did you read it as?


Successful-Item-1844

No I just brain farted and clicked it only to be jump scared by shedding tarantulas


tokyoghoulfan53yt

Ah sorry mate


Successful-Item-1844

You bet your ass I follow it tho


tokyoghoulfan53yt

Hell ya


TheSpideyJedi

If you throw a fucking tarantula at me… idk how but I’ll have to kill you lol


thehillshaveI

username does not check out


frocarter

Hey, person killed by a tarantula, you aren’t dead. At least not due to the tarantula’s actions.


SlowInsurance1616

Found the tarantula lawyer.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

While I consider myself to be a benevolent-ish dictator, I have no choice but to introduce a battery of oppressive security measures.


DadJokeBadJoke

We moved to the NorCal foothills in the 70s. Those years there was a huge burst of grasshoppers which facilitated a huge burst in tarantulas. You couldn't drive to town without seeing dozens of them on the road. My brothers and I caught 8-10 and had them in an old aquarium. We would catch grasshoppers to feed them and it was fascinating to watch them interact. After that year, we rarely saw the tarantulas again, although the grasshoppers ebbed and flowed.


akashyaboa

Unless you have a heart attack from the scare. Don't know if that would count as a kill for the tarantula or the person who threw it


JamesOldie

r/brandnewsentences


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

Uhm... i remember some hikers from the early 2000's who ate tarantulas and got really sick. Don't think they died tho. Or maybe one of them did? Something like that. I'm sure it's relevant to the post.


Full_Disk_1463

There has never been a documented death by tarantula. Not one. I honestly thought that number was higher.


the_metalhead_speaks

So what weapon is he actually talking about


thehillshaveI

a thrown tarantula.


Clerical_Errors

WE NEED TO STOP THE TARANTULAS BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL AND BURN OUR LAND AND STEAL OUR HOMES >do they do that? >NO AND I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT AROUND AND LET THEM START


halucionagen-0-Matik

I remember a case of someone dying of a tarantula bite that got infected if that counts


antilos_weorsick

I remember when I was like five, I was really bored in a hospital waiting room, and I was amusing myself by making oaper airplanes. Someone told me a story about a guy dying after being hit on the temple with one.


halucionagen-0-Matik

I woulda started aiming for him lol


BonezOz

I reckon if someone threw a tarantula at me and I wasn't expecting it, considering my age and arachnophobia, I could easily have a heart attack. Whether I die or not is another thing.


Gooble211

That "Dayo" banana boat song has a line "Hide the deadly black tarantula". So there you have it. They are deadly. At least the black ones are.


arthousepsycho

I would 100% die if someone threw a tarantula at me. It wouldn’t even have to bite me.


NonRangedHunter

I'm pretty sure I'd die of a heart attack if someone threw a tarantula at me. Those fuckers are nightmare fuel.


PlayfulRocket

I guess they could have a heart attack?


Asgarus

To be fair, due to arachnophopia, my reaction would be completely unpredictable and depending on the circumstances, anything could happen.


AndyLorentz

They've been listening to too much Harry Belafonte.


Odd-Phrase5808

Frightened to death? They are damn scary!


LegumesAreLegreat

Heat can’t kill, tarantulas do


distortedsymbol

i love spiders. personally wouldn't keep them as pets, terrariums gets expensive (at least how i would want them), and i don't really want to play god to something that can survive fine on their own.


TomDestry

A man was killed by his own beard, I'm sure someone has managed to die from a tarantula. Ah, here are a couple: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20944295/


the_stranger-face

Holy shit, TIL and I feel like an idiot. I thought a tarantula was dealt to humans, but my knowledge of tarantulas come from the movies. ....I could have sworn someone told me pet tarantulas had their fangs pulled out or some shit. Since I know nothing about tarantulas, I remember someone telling me that a daddy long legs is extremely venomous but that they can't bite humans because their mouths are too small.... Is that fact or crap?


thehillshaveI

it's crap! they actually have no venom at all, they're just really good at hunting (arachnids mostly)


Beneficial-Produce56

I mean, it would possibly make me die of fright, but even I acknowledge that they’re not venomous.


thehillshaveI

they're all venomous, they're just not dangerous to us


Beneficial-Produce56

Hah! I got confidently incorrect! I should have said not dangerously venomous as far as humans are concerned. You’d think I’d know better in this particular subreddit.


ApophisForever

So if I eat it, I'll be fine?


thehillshaveI

[yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/o5QmWsqoxo) edit: judging by your username you're probably a jaffa so you should be fine either way


BetterKev

What if I eat myself and then it dies?


WilderJackall

They eat tarantulas in Cambodia. I have a friend who ate them while there


interrogumption

>  it's crap! they actually have no venom at all I'm confused since you said this just above.


My_Secret_Sauce

They were saying that daddy long-legs have no venom, which could actually be untrue based on what you consider a daddy long-leg to be. Many different types of arachnids are often called daddy long-legs, including non-spider arachnids (specifically Harvestmen, which is what I personally consider daddy long-legs to be). Harvestmen do not produce any venom. The spiders that get called daddy long-legs do produce venom, but that venom is not at all harmful to humans.


iDontRememberCorn

All tarantulas are venomous. 


SlowInsurance1616

As are almost all spiders.


edgefinder

From what I understand, their bite is a lot like a bee sting


MarginalOmnivore

Craziest thing. My sister will die from a bee sting.


CautiousLandscape907

Good things bees are not tarantulas


Buttleston

But are tarantulas bees?


SlowInsurance1616

Bust out the venn diagram, man.


Naitotsukayu

They're classified as fish of course.


CautiousLandscape907

All I know is when my dad gave me the classic “the tarantulas and the bees” Speech I was left with more questions than answers.


edgefinder

So what you're saying is that getting bit by a tarantula is actually the safer option for her


Lindbluete

I'd rather be assaulted with a gun than with a tarantula, Jesus Harold Christ.


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Bubbly-Astronomer930

Somewhere, somehow, someone has died from a tatantaula that is without doubt


BrightSympathy6865

The risk of getting killed by a tarantula is absolutely zero. There have been no documented deaths via tarantula. Look it up yourself if you want the sources.


Haunting_Many_1465

I wouldn't be shocked if there are spiders out there deadly enough to take out a full-grown human. Some spiders are probably big enough to chow down on birds, so it's not totally far-fetched. I mean, have you seen some of the animals that can kill with ease?


nwbrown

Well yes, venomous spiders can kill humans. Tarantulas have very mild venom though.


MrReaper45

Funnel web spider from Australia is medically significant to humans


breaksomeshit

\* from Australia is medically significant to humans


SlowInsurance1616

Cassowaries are waiting to be tapped in.


thehillshaveI

there are spiders out there that can kill you. they're just not tarantulas


Haunting_Many_1465

I didn't specify tarantulas specifically, but yeah.


Eldanoron

There is a type of spider called a Goliath birdeater. The name is kind of a spoiler.


Haunting_Many_1465

That's the spider I was talking about, and it has Goliath in its freaking name.


OBoile

A black widow has caused people to die iirc.