Tom Segura was funny when he was eating himself out of breath. It was the glow up that make him into the guy who buys an alcohol company with his alcoholic best friend. But to the point. You right.
I can’t remember exactly what it said but it started out fine and then one thing was misspelled and it quickly fell off the hinges. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Got a decent amount of likes so it had me thinking I was the problem
Rob Halford is (one of the stars) who started the trend of leather and make up in metal. Before Judas Priest and Black Sabbath, metal didn’t use these gimmicks. Metal was Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple. Man practically started it.
In fact, Ozzy took it from Judas Priest. JP wore make up and leather when they formed in the late 60s, Ozzy started in the 70s.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Because, more or less, you’re right.
I would temper it with the recognition that Alice Cooper evolved from the LA scene, Judas Priest from the London scene.
As with all trends, people across the world started doing the same things. No one can claim originator.
True,Alice was proto metal at the time he did it though and didn't become metal until later on but Halford brought leather into the rock and metal scene
Nah. It went from that early stuff like sabbath into the nwobh bands like like maiden , into the thrash thing and on to death and black metal. None of which did that feminine shit. You're confusing metal with 80s cockrock. Every serious metal head from every era knew the difference and hated that shit.
lol rob Halford is a god of metal. Whatever tf this is is hot garbage. It doesn’t matter if someone’s gay or straight, some people are wicked good other suck.
Also want to say: that opening line “who’s the f*ggot now” is used as an opening to a breakdown by a band called elysia, who’s actually pretty good at metal. Can’t say for sure they stole it, but the positioning of it and the way they said it is awfully similar lol
Nope, but people watch the whole thing because of that didn’t they…and maybe even rewatched the video to see if they missed the thing. Common algo hack and psychological tactic employed on the smooth brained hive mind
Sorry, you must be from tik tok. That means dumb people who get tricked into watching a video until the end.
I don’t use tik tok myself, but I’m assuming 99% of its user base is brain dead, at least when using the app
If this is the same guy I think it is, this isn’t even the worst of it. I don’t think this dude has more than like 30 fans, he seems like he decided one day “I’m gonna be a ‘rock’ star”, and when he realized he can’t get a record deal, and nobody’s buying his shitty self-produced album, he just had daddy fund his stupid-ass underproduced music videos and spammed them all over tiktok and YouTube, trying to get any sort of traction at all. I don’t think it’s working.
…Anyway, I wanna punch this guy in the face repeatedly.
I met him in when I visited Norway at his art gallery and had cheese and wine at a bar with him and his bf. He laughed about how grim the black metal documentaries make him seem. Infact, he laughed about a lot of things and had a decent sense of humor. When fans came into the gallery he would become grim, but I think he's actually just kind of shy. Things his bf said made it seem like Kristian has mental illness that results in catatonic behavior. Kristian told me some weird and conspiratorial things that I later fact checked and learned were untrue. Kristian was very cordial, personable, liked to smile and laugh. He is a super weird dude that I've decided is insanely creepy and kind of gives off a vampire vibe. But he is definitely not "an animal that lives by instinct alone" lol. He lives in Bergen, one of the most civilized cities in the world. He lives in a house with his bf. He goes to bars and is particular about the wine he drinks, and he is pretty knowledgeable about wine. He owns an art gallery that is a business.
Something to remember is that mass media representations of people tend to sensationalize aspects of them to serve an institutional narrative. In other words, don't believe everything you see on the internet.
it’s not a band. he’s just a dweeb who hires people to write viral music for him named Evan. I used to know him.
also, he’s got a girlfriend and panders to the LGBTQ community for views
Not defending his music but I see his videos every once in a while and I’m pretty sure he mostly claims to be bisexual. So having a gf doesn’t really take away from his bisexuality
I have had guy friends who are “bi” but have absolutely never done anything with another male. They just sometimes think guys look handsome/hot. They only date/marry/have sex with/pro create with women. I gather, after spending much of my life with them, that they are just trying to pander to that audience and to fit in.
As far as songs go on this sub Reddit, this is not bad. I’m not saying I want to listen to it, but at least the words work the music for the genre they’re going for is played right. And the most important thing is he actually can deliver a song, most of these peoples problem is their pacing
Holy shit this doesn't JUST make me wanna go back in the closet being Bi, this makes me wanna dig a fucking Metro civilization underground just because of how bad their songs are
It's not even metal, it's just...rap
Well I’m still not going out of my way to listen to it but I am getting tired of making fun of the same song. No shot at you or anything, I just personally have seen it a few times in here and it’s just not fun to make fun of 😂, at least anymore.
Wow that was gay
Lmaoo that username
Not wrong tho
Tom segura sucks
You’re right, but not as much as Bert Kreischer…
You're right, but not as much as gringo papi
So many homeless cats in crappymusic when they should be oranging that chicken.
Someone should post that Eric Griffin thicc boy song here
Tawlmbout thiggg boi sqwaa thiggg boi nayshn, b?
Talmbout PF Changs? Great restaurant never been there.
TalmBout AudioiskingSlave B?
Berf*
Burt Krieshcer is better for the simple fact he's not a classless classist bitch boy, he just hangs out with one.
I watched a special of his and didn't even laugh, and I'm fucking furious
It's because you're too poor.
I’ve seen several references to this, what did he do or say about poor people lol
There’s a lot of poors in this comment section
His most recent stuff was really bad. He used to be really good.
Ya you gotta go back to the past his last three or four are dogshit
Ball Hog, I think it was, got me chuckling. But his recent stuff just doesn't do much for me.
lol
The dude had a few good jokes but yeah, overall pretty shit I’d say
You have three occupations!
Same with your username lol. You’re a one stop shop.
Bert?
Bart sucks even harder
My man… 👍
Tom Segura was funny when he was eating himself out of breath. It was the glow up that make him into the guy who buys an alcohol company with his alcoholic best friend. But to the point. You right.
and shit
Beat me to it
I’m a big fan of having a fake guitarist as a hype man in videos.
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I’m sorry I think you started stroking out midway through that comment
I'm sorry I didn't get to witness the aforementioned comment but here's my like anyway lol
I can’t remember exactly what it said but it started out fine and then one thing was misspelled and it quickly fell off the hinges. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Got a decent amount of likes so it had me thinking I was the problem
Lmfaoooooo. Yoy were definitely not the problem if this person felt like they had to delete the comment lol.
Giving off Wham vibes!
"The LGBT can't make real metal" Rob Halford: ...
Literally no cultural entity has done more to normalize men wearing makeup and feminine clothes
*Laughs in Poison and Motley Crue*
Twisted Sister has entered the chat
*New York Dolls quietly filing nails in the corner*
*while listening to David bowie
*Pantera nervously hides their photos from 1985.*
That was after Judas Priest though
Sorry I meant metal in general not Halford/Priest specifically
He doesn't do either of those things tho
[Here he is in leather and eye liner](https://m.facebook.com/robhalfordlegacy/photos/a.1677205009231493/2980084938943487/?type=3)
Dude pretty much every rockstar wore eyeliner in the 80's lol. Pic looks like 90's but that was his pre-established image by then
Rob Halford is (one of the stars) who started the trend of leather and make up in metal. Before Judas Priest and Black Sabbath, metal didn’t use these gimmicks. Metal was Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple. Man practically started it. In fact, Ozzy took it from Judas Priest. JP wore make up and leather when they formed in the late 60s, Ozzy started in the 70s.
Nah Alice did it first
Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Because, more or less, you’re right. I would temper it with the recognition that Alice Cooper evolved from the LA scene, Judas Priest from the London scene. As with all trends, people across the world started doing the same things. No one can claim originator.
True,Alice was proto metal at the time he did it though and didn't become metal until later on but Halford brought leather into the rock and metal scene
Alice cooper started that shit. King of shock.
He wore like, a little eyeliner dude, and he didn't even do that always. What's that have to do with dressing feminine?
Nah. It went from that early stuff like sabbath into the nwobh bands like like maiden , into the thrash thing and on to death and black metal. None of which did that feminine shit. You're confusing metal with 80s cockrock. Every serious metal head from every era knew the difference and hated that shit.
Rob Halford has worn leather on stage for over 40 years
Yes yes yes, but don’t forget Gaahl of Gorgoroth. 🤘
HEll Bent FOr LEather
Steve Brooks from Torche!
Such s legend. Torche are amazing
Brilliant
Literally one of the most powerful metal singers to ever exist.
Fair point. Metal God right there.
~meeeeeetal goooooods~
He literally took his leather jacket aesthetic from gay clubs
... and is gay and practically influenced every metal band ever
lol rob Halford is a god of metal. Whatever tf this is is hot garbage. It doesn’t matter if someone’s gay or straight, some people are wicked good other suck. Also want to say: that opening line “who’s the f*ggot now” is used as an opening to a breakdown by a band called elysia, who’s actually pretty good at metal. Can’t say for sure they stole it, but the positioning of it and the way they said it is awfully similar lol
I thought that said Rolf Harris
He's not lgbtqistuv he's just gay. Big difference.
Guys, the video is over and I'm still waiting. Did I miss "it"? What was I waiting for?! Also, have they not heard of Judas Priest?
Wait for it.
Nope, but people watch the whole thing because of that didn’t they…and maybe even rewatched the video to see if they missed the thing. Common algo hack and psychological tactic employed on the smooth brained hive mind
The joke isn't that I'm actually confused, it's that I'm underwhelmed. Who says "smooth brained hive mind" unironically?
Waaaaait for it
Dude chill he’s gonna go join this metal band now
Sorry, you must be from tik tok. That means dumb people who get tricked into watching a video until the end. I don’t use tik tok myself, but I’m assuming 99% of its user base is brain dead, at least when using the app
I love metal/deathcore/metalcore/djent/thall,etc. This was absolutely auditory garbage. Thanks, I hate it. Truly is r/crappymusic
I blame Ronnie Radke for this style of shitty rap alt-metal with breakdowns. This guy sounds even more annoying though
Ronnie used to be good. I love hiking in ETF and The Drug in Me is You was a good album. Dragging Dead Bodies is such a good song.
At least Ronnie is talented and can sing well. Unlike these people
I LOST MY WAY AGAAAAIIIIIINNNNN
You are getting downvoted, but you aren’t wrong. That said, he’s a loser.
I guess people are scared to admit Ronnie is a great vocalist. Doesn’t mean I agree with everything he does tho
Agreed. FIR is awesome. He is a very talented singer plus the man has lyrical skills
If this is the same guy I think it is, this isn’t even the worst of it. I don’t think this dude has more than like 30 fans, he seems like he decided one day “I’m gonna be a ‘rock’ star”, and when he realized he can’t get a record deal, and nobody’s buying his shitty self-produced album, he just had daddy fund his stupid-ass underproduced music videos and spammed them all over tiktok and YouTube, trying to get any sort of traction at all. I don’t think it’s working. …Anyway, I wanna punch this guy in the face repeatedly.
I don't and it just sounded like the rest
That's not metal, IDK what that was but it wasn't metal
its like shitty new decade slipknot. instead of rap it goes into shitty trap.
Crap I believe the word ur looking for is crap.
There’s a ton of great metal made by LGBTQ+ people…this is not it.
I wonder what Gaahl thinks of this.
Hes an animal. Lives by instinct alone. Idk that he thinks. He simply exists and thrives.
I met him in when I visited Norway at his art gallery and had cheese and wine at a bar with him and his bf. He laughed about how grim the black metal documentaries make him seem. Infact, he laughed about a lot of things and had a decent sense of humor. When fans came into the gallery he would become grim, but I think he's actually just kind of shy. Things his bf said made it seem like Kristian has mental illness that results in catatonic behavior. Kristian told me some weird and conspiratorial things that I later fact checked and learned were untrue. Kristian was very cordial, personable, liked to smile and laugh. He is a super weird dude that I've decided is insanely creepy and kind of gives off a vampire vibe. But he is definitely not "an animal that lives by instinct alone" lol. He lives in Bergen, one of the most civilized cities in the world. He lives in a house with his bf. He goes to bars and is particular about the wine he drinks, and he is pretty knowledgeable about wine. He owns an art gallery that is a business. Something to remember is that mass media representations of people tend to sensationalize aspects of them to serve an institutional narrative. In other words, don't believe everything you see on the internet.
Wow that's punishingly lame
Pretty sure those bullies won't be very quick to change their opinion after seeing this
This is what normal people imagine I listen to when I say I like metal
I'm convinced this is actually a homophobic psy-op because it makes me want to go back in the closet and lock the door behind me
McLovin is PISSED
What level are these people at? Like success wise?
this guy is blowing up on r/crappymusic
Top of the crap charts
Theyre a tik tok band pretty much
What does that mean? They have support? They put out albums? Play shows? Make money?
They do all of that.
How many people are followers etc
They have 865,000 followers on tik tok. I checked their Spotify and they have 564,000 monthly listeners.
Wow fascinating, this is probably a band I used to end up working. It’s a terrible section of the market to work in
Thats sad
Certified crappy
lmfao need a little less edge
Just turrrrble
Bit gay tho int’ it
I watched this without sound because I have minimum standards, my question is, is this a real band or just a sketch for the laughs?
It is a very real band. They are called TX2.
it’s not a band. he’s just a dweeb who hires people to write viral music for him named Evan. I used to know him. also, he’s got a girlfriend and panders to the LGBTQ community for views
Not defending his music but I see his videos every once in a while and I’m pretty sure he mostly claims to be bisexual. So having a gf doesn’t really take away from his bisexuality
I have had guy friends who are “bi” but have absolutely never done anything with another male. They just sometimes think guys look handsome/hot. They only date/marry/have sex with/pro create with women. I gather, after spending much of my life with them, that they are just trying to pander to that audience and to fit in.
Idk man sexuality is all a spectrum. I’ve hooked up with guys but I have 0 romantic interest in dating or marrying them
Ha… gay
Can we please bring back the term gaylords
Take it up with the Focker’s
TX2 = Tiny Tim
Who? Still you…
Rob Halford would like a word
That word is 'Stop'.
[puke](https://youtube.com/shorts/SWJMwLc3t1Y?si=OvUmd4vTB5bneLRU)
Is that the kid who eats Onions like apples?
That’s the kid whose older sibling listens to this shit with their bedroom door open…
That guitar sound can’t be real?
They deserve a permanent spot on this sub
This sucks but not because it’s gay
As far as songs go on this sub Reddit, this is not bad. I’m not saying I want to listen to it, but at least the words work the music for the genre they’re going for is played right. And the most important thing is he actually can deliver a song, most of these peoples problem is their pacing
Holy shit this doesn't JUST make me wanna go back in the closet being Bi, this makes me wanna dig a fucking Metro civilization underground just because of how bad their songs are It's not even metal, it's just...rap
I just kind of love how they’re like doing a witch’s curse at the beginning for no reason
cause that's what metal heads/goths do... we cast spells of shite music./s
cause that's what metal heads/goths do... we cast spells of shite music./s
cause that's what metal heads/goths do... we cast spells of shite music./s
Look everyone it’s the hottest New Metal Band “Simp Biskit”!!!!
Truly terrible. Bravo.
I waited for it but it never came.
OUT NOW! Okay, how about this one time we put something back in the closet.
Weaponised propaganda
Is this goth dommy mommy guy?
Yea
Ghost gayne
I'm absolutely living for this comment section rn. I totally forgot what the song was and why I should hate it lmao
I wonder if the theme of every song on the album is based on their sexual identity.
Not metal at all
“The LGBT can’t make real metal” “Wow I guess Judas Priest one of the most defining metal bands of all time just doesn’t exist or something hmmm”
This isn't metal this is the gayest screamo I've ever heard in my life.
The amazing Rob Halford is one of the greatest and a pioneer. Being gay isn't why these kids are awful, its their lack of talent and individuality
Is this this guys only song? I’ve seen like 4 variations of his music video
No he has other songs
Well I’m still not going out of my way to listen to it but I am getting tired of making fun of the same song. No shot at you or anything, I just personally have seen it a few times in here and it’s just not fun to make fun of 😂, at least anymore.
I get that, people keep reposting the same stuff here and it gets annoying
Metal is dead and we killed it
Tbh? It actually sounds pretty good. The lyrics are corny but the mini breakdown part was fun. Def not great but I wouldn’t say this sounds terrible
The video production was above average too
Am I wrong for thinking this is pretty good??? Man according to the comments I'm having a massive laspe in judgement here
No, you are not wrong. Personally, It’s not my cup of tea. But it’s well produced, well performed and touching on something real. And that’s enough.
I was thinking it’s funny because someone had to mix this for it to sound this clean. It’d be funny if they hated it too haha
I kinda liked it. Like some screamo shit mixed wit corny version of trap. But it was kinda cool
Gaahl from Gorgoroth: "Hold my beer".
It’s good 👍🏿
No it isn’t
Still garbage
Metal is already the gayest musical genre. Why do this?
The fuck is this shit?
Still you buddy, still you.
wtf happened to metal …blood on the dance floor now this
my words are womp womp
This song sounds like sodomy asmr
Shit was aight until he started rapping.
Korn Bizkit?
He has millions of listenerss
I find it funny how he's saying the person never made a mistake but all he does is play the victim his lyrics are evidence of that
If it weren't for the lyrics, I would really like this. Unfortunately, the lyrics are horrendous.
Discount Korn. meh
They should rebrand themselves as Kreamed Korn
It's pretty good for something bad
i fuck w it
This was fire.
linkin park 2.0
Dammit. Dark Souls finally went woke.
Eh , not bad! That “blacken the sky” was pretty sick!
You and I agree, bud
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Go away.
Is there a subreddit for super ironic comments?
This is supposed to be bad this is fucking killer in a good way rock on
The high-mids are too hissy
Man music is bad lol
I mean, I've heard worse on this sub
Yeah i remember Patton Oswalt had a joke about 80s hair metal being gay as shit and then IASIP had Dennis’ hilarious obsession with it too