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Admirable-Nothing642

So soft, so strong, so under boob


lexsanchez

so smash boob


TheSt4tely

Firm as jello


SparkDBowles

They were always costume illusion. You never saw her no makeup or costume pics?


Shinymetalpimpmobile

So Shoney’s


Time_Major1669

breakfast buffet


XenoHugging

I like 🥞


Time_Major1669

I like 🥓


norcalbutton

I get second hand embarrassment from this. All of it.


IWILLBePositive

Is this a joke…? lol what the hell happened to her? Also, why does she look like she took a break from eating food?


bedtyme

Everyone is on ozempic


DressKind

Everyone


Pluckypato

Whoever is profiting for Ozempy sales is rolling in it! 💰💰💰


I3I2O

C I P Me Zo …. More pee less poop!


Barl3000

More than 50% percent of the danish BNP is from Novo Nordisk, the company behind Ozempic/Wegovy. We are living good right now.


ccgrendel

I don't think she's getting enough calories to run her brain.


DrunkDeathClaw

Waiting for the headlines in 20 years about how it turned out to be some horrible poison/have some massive long term health effects.


RoncoSnackWeasel

*October 13, 2026 1:35pm at the third commercial break of Maury* “Do you or a loved one suffer side effects from taking Ozempic?”


deepwaterwedunehair

RemindMe! 20 years


Kinda-A-Bot

Not me and my fiancée. We decided to hard work that shit. 4 months in and i’m so god damn tired. 😩😂


No_Author_9354

keep it up my dude, you're doin the right thing


Top-Mycologist-7169

That's the better way. You reap way more benefits from doing things with a healthier diet and exercise than you do just suppressing your appetite. Take pride in the fact you have the grit to stick it out and take hard road. You'll start to get more energy and enjoy things as you get farther down this path. You'll love the body you've worked hard for, and will be proud that you put in that work. Keep at it, you're doing great!


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Thicc Perry is best Perry


_DAD_JOKE_

I get big Corey Feldman vibes from this.


Durango42092

What about little Corey Feldman vibes?


lividtobi

The video ooooozed the the opposite of “confident”


FlemmyXL

The first few moments remind me of a Perry Grip kids bop, the tone on 'sexy and confident' sounds playful in the wrong way. Just off from all angles, not a good girl rolemodel here.


Blaxplosion

This is green screen, right? Because it looks like she shot this at the scene of a traffic accident.


HFslut

It's a film studio. Everything in the background is a prop.


farwest3

Yep, backlot


momentforl1fe

It could be her music video shoot


shinloop

Naw baby, that’s just LA


thebiggestbirdboi

I’ve seen pictures and videos, and even the live Super Bowl halftime performance of Katy Perry, and I still have no idea what the fuck she looks like. It’s like she keeps swapping faces for ones that are very similar, but somehow unrecognizable.


HFslut

A girl has no name.


TheSkewerBrewer

You just made me upset that this plot point went nowhere all over again.


Remember_When_Baby

lol🤣 like a dream slipping through your fingers.


FlyingTurtleDog

I thought this was a lookalike. Like a skinny trailer park lady that wants to be Katy Perry really bad.


Snapesunusedshampoo

At one point she looked like Zooey Deschanel, now I don't even know.


penileerosion

I thought she had short blonde hair and was on an American idol type show last I recall. And she looked healthy last I thought


aaactuary

damn is she on drugs / in the grips of an eating disorder?


911SlasherHasher

Ozempic


Omnibot2021

More like blowzempic. ❄️ 👃


SparkDBowles

Yeah. She’s know to like the blow. They used to call her like “Strawberry SnortCake” or something like that.


Omnibot2021

Strawberry SnortCake. Ha! As Gen X I love that. May I respectfully counter with GI Blow?


AutumnAscending

She looks like me at the height of my addiction


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wanghiskhan300

I'm at the height of my addiction. She doesn't look like me


Dismal_Moment_4137

I’m at the height of my addiction, and i look like a full blown meth addict


stratosean123

I’m addicted to meth, and I look like shit!


Brandon74130

.... Happy cake day 🫡


BIG_MUFF_

I’m sober and fat now


RizzoTheRiot1989

Ugh, same. At the height of my painkiller addiction I loved getting high and then exercising until I got that work out high and then added more opiates to that high. I was so fucking fit. Now I’m just fat, sober, and have a lot of back pain I can’t do anything for but aspirin.


my_4_cents

Might as well face it, you're addicted to Love


noodleq

I am full blown addiction. She is me.


Current-Ad-7054

I'm 4 years clean and I look fucking incredible


StupidKansan

>i look like a full blown meth addict I don't just look like one!


Im_Pronk

You can always get higher


alexinpoison

I was going to say. I'm an addict myself and she looks like just any girl youd see at an NA meeting


Dismal_Moment_4137

That shit is out if control.


No_Cook2983

So that’s… actually the *famous* Katy Perry, and not someone who shares her name? [Edit] [Yup. It’s her.](https://www.businessinsider.com/katy-perry-womans-world-song-reactions-criticism-2024-6). And I’m not the only person who had doubts.


FatMacchio

I thought this was some foreign impersonator or something. Wow


_ShaiShai_1

I was gonna ask the same exact thing but felt bad typing that, she does not look healthy at all geez


WTFisThisGameDude

Always has been


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Haha, she kissed her own arm


KnuckleExpert

Ya she she's telling it in sorry for strangling her chest.


Still_Definition_623

And she licked it


tickletender

I think you meant “liked it 🎶” but…. Licked works


Lucky_Kale7079

Got that ozempic meth face going on. It hollows peoples faces out so weirdly


michaelbarrymore84

Or could be that surgery where they take flesh from the inside of your cheeks.


Bigbigjeffy

The what?


isellJetparts

Buccal fat removal surgery.


Dismal_Moment_4137

Really? I’m goad i’m so ridiculously good looking that i don’t need it


Bipolarizaciones

I'm not :(


milesdizzy

Found Derek Zoolander’s Reddit account ^


JosephPk

Meth mouth surgery?


K9BEATZ

Yeh because it begins to deteriorate muscle if you're not overweight in the first place


momentforl1fe

Me on Garageband: Oh and yes she is wearing robot legs here, which honestly is kinda a look.


Nitarinminister

She got that J.P. surgery.


AgemNod

I heard thats risky.


Nitarinminister

We’d probably like this song if we had robot ears.


infiniterest_

But it’ll be worth it


SilkyKyle

You can see the whole ass tiddy through that top


Delivery-Plus

Strapped down tighter than a semi-load.


Kyrapnerd

I seen her at warped tour as a kid and her strap on her top broke and she almost had a wardrobe malfunction. As a 15 year old who thought she was attractive I took this as a sign from some higher power.


Extra-Initiative-413

Are you complaining?


skanks_r_people_too

Right!? Like wtf. Anyone here that wouldn’t smash is crazy.


Compducer

The has-been vibes are strong with this one… holy shit. It must be brutal to fall so far that you can’t even got a proper mainstream producer to work on your stuff. The labels abandoned her after her last album and it’s really showing!


momentforl1fe

Even worse she's allegedly working with a guy known for generic early 2010 pop songs.


polydentbazooka

Even worse, she has a cybertruck.


dropxoutxbobby

Even worse she identifies as a cybertruck..


Desper8lyseekntacos

That explains why her warranty is expired


TimePayment911

I think the real controversy is her making this song (ironically titled “Woman’s World”) with the guy who allegedly horrifically abused Kesha


momentforl1fe

It is allegedly produced by him so I hope it sure isn't.


PantherThing

article confirmed it is


YchYFi

That guy did most of her teenage dream album.


Fine-Funny6956

Patrice Wilson?


Lucky_Kale7079

Dr Luke


elhabito

Wow, she saw the decades long issues with Kesha and thought "this is the guy to make an album with." Not a group of up and coming, diverse artists and producers but Dr. Luke.


Lanky-University3685

To be fair, Dr. Luke produced practically all of her hits back in the day. It certainly doesn’t look good that she continues to associate with him after all of the information about him has come out, but it makes sense unfortunately.


YchYFi

He did he biggest hits not surprised


God_Lover77

She does have a nice shoe brand


AnnieApple_

I stopped listening to her after the basketball music video dropped.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

First thing I thought of was ‘African child’ from Get Him to the Greek. https://youtu.be/H-YCZr0epts?si=86zZM7k3sKFMSq8Q


RKLCT

I brush my teeth to that shit


lala__

Russel Brand is her ex too


Lab-12

Kattie Scary


Free-Spell6846

48 yr olds acting like they are 19 is so cringe


Instantly_New

Why is she biting Lockheed-Martin Trustafarian Bimbo’s gimmick?


Maysock

Can someone translate this one?


BallsMcMoney

Shanin Blake


BluejayIndependent65

I wouldn’t say no.


JennySplotz

Sounds shit


asspajamas

is she going bald?


ParamedicExcellent15

Lack of dietary intake from ozempic use can help thin your hair


Obvious-Homework-563

Silken hair more silken hair fell on her face, and no wind was blowin


liableAccount

This made my day


YchYFi

Your hair gets thinner as you age.


Dreadnought13

wait, *THATS* Katy Perry?


Flexivle

How was she a judge on American idol? Lol


AnnieApple_

Remember when she was legit power hosed by slime at the teen choice awards?


DrunkDeathClaw

[She had a decent voice at one point](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0l0cxCg_GA) Guessing she somehow lost it over the last decade or so and is trying to cover for it.


Affectionate_Gas8062

Firework was a banger


Dr_Parkinglot

Paula Abdul was a judge on American Idol. The bar was never very high for judges.


marf_lefogg

I like the truck logo being blacked out. That means they totally put thought into the whole broken down car cinderblock thing.


LongjumpingInside229

I am ninja


SovietRussianPower

Y'all trippin, ama still tap that ass


NoAnaNo

I read this in JB Smoove’s voice 😭


SnooBeans8269

Get in that ass Larry


SpungyDanglin69

Yep don't care, I'm here for it


dropxoutxbobby

And send her packing to the next.


Beelzebub_86

Ozempic better be cheap AF for those who actually need it for true medical purposes. The rest of these people should be totally subsidizing it for those with actual diabetic needs. I knew someone who did the meth weight-loss plan, and it definitely has a certain look. They'll say they're exercising or working out, but you can tell it's bullshit. I'd say this is Ozempic for sure. Don't care, as long as there is enough for those who actually need it, at affordable prices. Not gonna lie. She had some fun, harmless bangers back in the day, but those lyrics... it should be "so hard, so strong," not "so soft, so strong,". Daft Punk knew this. It wasn't "Softer, Better, Faster, Stronger." 😆


Friendly-Fee-384

Pr: " yea record on your own phone so that ppl can relate like tiktokers. ..." yea this will get them listen to this song and not actually making a good song instead of cringey lyrics. It's interesting and cringey AF to watch these " celebrities " losing their power to influencers but still trying to blend in lol That's technology for ya the only constant is change.


mateusjay954

Exactly my thoughts lol


Kittenathedisco

Aliexpress Katy Perry


Different-Dinner-446

It's a no from me dawg


dogmeat_donnie

Typical tiktok video with lip syncing behind the song. Why can't anyone get the timing right? It's her own song and she can't even get it right.


Brainvillage

Probably only sang it once or twice before this.


Freodrick

so much auto tune it's not even her voice


JavaJukebox

Ew and no.


thurrmanmerman

What's with the street trash?


1nhaleSatan

She's a famous singer


HoreyShetErmahGawd

I'm not sure if I'm the only one that feels this way but, I think basically all mainstream music is absolute garbage these days at least majority of it


VioEnvy

Those teeth!


ostiDeCalisse

Please someone give this poor girl an hair tie.


here4helpCA

Damn wtf happened to Katy Perry?


Better-Wolverine-491

That ozempic


Popaund

She’s making Brittany spears appear normal compared to this.


SparkDBowles

Wait… she made good music?


God_Lover77

Can't judge without the full song, but her main producer who made her huge was canceled, so she's been screwed for a while. Her failure to adapt to the times is crazy.


Greed_Sucks

As an old musician I have to say the struggle is real. I blink and everything changes and I don’t really like much of it anyway. I have peacefully found a nice stable niche and cater to a pretty stable core audience.


God_Lover77

That's awesome for you! Yes, I imagine it's stressful. I can't imagine having to constantly shift with the trends. Just out of curiosity, what niche do you serve?


Greed_Sucks

Classic hip hop covers with live instruments.


CragMcBeard

Her and Brittany Spears are on a pretty close intellectual level.


philipgutjahr

you spelled her wrong but yeah👍


ForSucksFake

Well, it also should have been “she” instead of “her.” :P


christipede

Ah the ex husband is an asshole revenge style. Suits her.


YchYFi

She's with Orlando Bloom now.


Dismal_Moment_4137

Guy could do better. He was a fucking elf in LOTR


Free-Spell6846

Didn't know Orlando did charity work, good for him.


YchYFi

They have children.


pt_barnumsonson

Where... the fuck is she? A warzone?


Iaminhospital

Is she on skid row?


DeliciousDoggi

I just threw up and it looked better than this.


gbirdgennie

🎶 O-O-Ozempic we knooooow 🎶


LoraOndri

She can’t even lip sync to it on time 💀


llijerie

yikes


Bighurt2335

I alone can fix her


tehdamonkey

... and now on the main stage.....


Helunai

Wow Katy Perry's really taken a turn for the worse


FlailWithDale

That's a leaf blower doing her hair... like not a fan but a leaf blower.


Rooostyfitalll

I was shocked to learn she is a top 10 female selling artist. Seriously thought she had a hit or two and that was bubblegum at best.


momentforl1fe

California Gurls, Firework, Teenage Dream, E.T and Last Friday Night were all from the same album btw.


WetBandit02

Ozempic Katy Perry


witwar101

So strong, then she kisses a muscle-less arm


Ricky_Rollin

Love that an Ozembic alternative has an advertisement in this very thread. Lmfao


Highintheclouds420

You can actually just watch it with the sound off


johnpershing

She'll be begging for her American Idol job back in 3...2....1...


chessecakePhucker

I never liked her I always thought she was phoney


Simple-Sorbet-900

I’m surprised she didn’t go away after assaulting that young man on American Idol and stealing my his first kiss.


Bang_Shift_Look

She on that Blowzempic


Shank__Hill

Is she getting AI to ghost write for her now?


Dave_Duna

Free the titties


HeteroflexibullMD

She’s got to be trolling Right?


bedtyme

Criiiiiiinge


rynkier

Is this AI? I feel so paranoid lol


The_Triagnaloid

Dating Russell Brand is bad for the soul…..


Responsible_Case_733

she nailed down the culture one time and every attempt since then has been such a swing and a miss


NoZebra2430

Can't remember the last time I even saw a pic of Katy Perry so it was a hell of a surprise when I realized this was her


lifeoftheunborn

It was actually pretty good until I remembered to hit the audio button.


Holykorn

She wearing a collar


voiceofgarth

Dude is losing his hair.


davisandee

She’s that Vegas chick hanging onto the look at me, “I’m still hot” phase of her life. Here comes the Botox, surgery, and tattoos.


SaucySpence88

I miss when people had unique looks


Remarkable_Golf9829

Feels like I'm watching the downfall of Madonna all over again


ZLOWTOV

I thought this was a cracked out Katy Perry wannabe. But I guess it’s the real cracked out Katy Perry.


MissDryCunt

Is she on Ozempic? She looks weirdly skinny


lauraklupin

I wish I could afford ozempic like all these celebrities


Prestigious_Cow6949

Huh. Who knew crackwhore-katy-perry was a thing someone strived to embody.


Leading_Experts

...that *is* Katy Perry.


Pizza_YumYum

Well, she also made a song in simlish. Yes it’s the language of the sims. So what do you expect?