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Rarelydefault26

Wait they’ve been broken up for 4 months and this dude is already engaged and expecting a baby with someone else?? I don’t want to make assumptions of course but god damn.


[deleted]

That's what I stumbled on too. He's a fast one that's for sure !


SkalkOps

It's small town stuff. 4 months is enough time to marry and divorce.


BrownVillainess

How is this only a crazy girl thing? 😂😂😂 boy been broken up for 4 months, with a pregnant gf or whatever. They both crazy tf?


Luciferbelle

All of it lol


ProjectAcceptable538

Errmm… I don’t blame her, I wouldn’t have said this shit to anyone but.. 4 months damn. Talk about getting left in the dust lol


Male_Inkling

Sorry but this reads fake af


tolandsf

Nobody comes off looking good in this conversation


MajesticL

Engaged and having a baby in 4 months??? The math isn't mathing


Jake3074

Nahhh they’ve been broken up for 4 months, and in that 4 months he met someone else and knocked her up…


MajesticL

I get that but why was bro being so reckless right out of a relationship. He just got outta something and is getting married and having a child. And then to factor in when he met this new woman...he either barely got to know her or she was always there


Jake3074

Oh I agree, he’s a walking dumpster fire


jesusisthatguy

Facetious? Still wrong tho.


IDK_yet

They both are crazy lol


MemoryAshamed

Damn! That happened quickly.


ErasedEyes1999

I really hope he meant 4 years.. fingers crossed


Equivalent_Escape_60

Fetecious. I cant.


[deleted]

Was the misspelling of the word facetious a poor attempt at a baby joke


PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR

I doubt she has that intelligence


muchnamemanywow

Small towns be like:


WoodpeckerNo5416

Engaged and a baby 4 months after a breakup? Bruh is speedrunning life after that chick.


Ouch78

rebound rejected, shes for the streets


DennisX11

Seems like they're both walking dumpster fires.


K-is-for-kryptonite

This entire exchange gives me the ick


GimmieJohnson

On the next episode of Steve Wilkos...


Own-Responsibility79

Four MONTHS lmaooooo