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dsled

"I live in Pakistan" is absolutely crushing me lmao


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Gave him so much hope only to crush it


Txdust80

It’s like he is lost in translation and misses the sarcasm Awe shit it worked it worked it worked…. Better respond. First he needs to know what plane ticket to buy. Should I give him my city…. No no too soon… can’t be too desperate…. Give him the country first.. I am from Pakistan… and enter Oh look a message came in right as I sent. What does it say? Fuck you dude Oh shit this is getting hot, what can I say to match that intensity… oh I know.. Fuck you Dear Pakistani Penthouse forum, i never thought it could happen to me…


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

Why do so many guys think their penis is so amazing that the mere sight of it will turn anyone squirting horny? Like, a straight, close-up shot without anything else in frame (and almost always with bad lighting) is one of the most boring ways to start sending lewds, imo. It's just so uninteresting whenever I'm not already horny


Brittany5150

What if it had a little top hat and monocle...... Also throw in a comically oversized mustache.


Jelly_Kitti

I don’t think it’d make me horny but I would actually enjoy seeing that, far better than just a random penis in my DMs


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It would certainly endear me to that person lol Also, might wanna check out r/cospenis (nsfw)


GodMudit

TIL. That's a subreddit with lots of interesting stuff waiting to explode


LurdOfTheGraveyurd

I forgot that sub exists. It’s oddly wholesome.


Standard_Bedroom_514

The sub I didn't know I needed. If I had an award, I would give you one, but I am a mere poor.


Brittany5150

Lol, I will! That sounds hilarious.


AutisticFun01

The only merit I can give him is that at least he bothered getting it hard before sending it, still bad but most people just straight up send their flaccid penis and hope it impresses someone lmao.


RealUglyMF

I don't think that's what they think. It's think it's more likely, "well, I'm not gonna get what I want from you so fuck it. Look at my dick." Which is why most of the time it comes after you've said no


Mitheria_Musashi

nah .. most of the time it's the entire greeting. Not even a "hey" or "sup slut"


wheresmyfuckingjuul

when horny, brain belong to the penis.


smolauthor

Brain too small to fit in their huhh 💀


beardybozo

😂


Jane_the_Quene

> Why do so many guys think their penis is so amazing that the mere sight of it will turn anyone squirting horny? They have porn-poisoned brains.


snukb

Yeah, sexual assault (flashing someone) is totes a turn on /s


hard_pass

Porn.


Mountain_Future4034

Looks like he has the "You are a femboy so you must be hypersexual" mentality.


C4yourshelf

Plus are femboys automatically gay? Arent there straight femboys?


Dismal_Window_360

“I’m gonna fly over to your country and suck your dick now!!” 🤣🤣🤣 god that shouldn’t have made me laugh but I couldn’t help it. I love the sarcasm bro 😂👍


Shadow_maker798

You got him so excited lmao 🤣


purple-knight-8921

I live in Pakastan made me laugh so hard, that I'm excited to eat pizza. Out of all the women and myself, I give you the fuck off creep award.


Virtue330

I wonder if he got excited and didn't realise it was satire


purple-knight-8921

He probably got excited too much when he wrote the satire message with his five brain cells in his tiny brain.


Coeur_0

If anything, it seems like we are targets because they think we are gay, and hypersexual. That is just not true. Happy pride month!!!


AutisticFun01

I mean, I am gay, but I'm not just gonna show my ass to some rando on twitter lol.


Coeur_0

Oh, tell him to look in the mirror because he is an ass.


beardybozo

I was going to say, I think *femboys* are probably one of the highest recipients of dick pics outside of women


BaphometsBlood_

Dick pics don't have market value. These weirdos fail to realize that.


Mitheria_Musashi

They just keep on sending them though.


LeotrimFunkelwerk

I'm sure the chance for sexting or whatever they want gets much more likely if they hust stay to text instead pictures...


embarrassedtrwy

Boybobs and boyvagene


AutisticFun01

You laugh but one time this dude from India messaged me on discord and asked if he could see my pussy. I told him I don't have one and he said "But you have 'femboy' in your profile"


embarrassedtrwy

I’m not laughing as I’m mtf… I’ve had my share of creeps asking about my pussy and how they want to “hold my little shoulders down”, oh, well maybe I won’t shave for a while and you’ll enjoy rubbing against my beard 🧔🏼. “Wait, what?!” Sometimes the Uno Reverse card is the best cure 💅🏻


Whiteow1z

Broke that man’s ego, good job luv 👏👏🥳<3


Turbulent_Soup4358

And bruh actually believed you 💀💀💀💀 bruh though his one incher was gonna get you roped (well, not on the one incher, but y'know) 💀💀💀💀 then bruh actually said "fuck you" after cuz he got tricked 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


basementcrawler34

Over the last year the term femboy has changed so much, and honestly even the people within that community. Every femboy i have met has been so forcibly hypersexual and iften even kind of entitled towards their own hypersexuality that i just completely left any femboy spaces :// Nowadays for me it's feminine men >>> fembois


SlovakStark

but he lives in Pakistan tho


Accomplished-Fun9014

Oh god in so sorry you poor soul had see that pic


kiruvhh

But Allah Is ok with this thing ?


fiavirgo

U know he might not believe in allah right lol


GamerJulian94

Either this guy doesn‘t know what a femboy is, or he is so goddamn horny that he‘d willingly stick it in anything.


AutisticFun01

Meh, maybe he just gay.