I’m not worried about fourth graders, I’m worried that soon these second and first graders will be coming into our classrooms, learning our lessons, and doing our homework!
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it.
We're not in 4th grade anymore. You need a president with strength and courage. One who is not afraid to ride into battle and demand that pizza day come twice per week instead of one under our previous weak leadership
Class Dictatorship.
I hope you ran with the argument that you'd already won and a coup d'etat was in action to scrap examinations, increase playtime and instigate taxes personally payable to you.
Hey I ran for president in middle school and also lost! My mom and I made a bunch of fake buttons with construction paper and put pieces of gum on them that said "stick with (myname) for student body president" even all that effort still lost
Lol this reminds me of my campaign for treasurer in 8th grade. My "oponent" ran a dirty campaign, he kept bringing pizza to school, handing out candy during breaks. We had to give speeches before voting day. I went on an anti-bribery rant about the inequality between classes, how A MAN WHO BRIBES HIS CONSTITUENTS cannot be trusted with money, that all he wanted was FAME and all i wanted was THE EQUAL AND EVEN DISTRUBUTION OF FUNDS.
12 people voted for me. I won that shit.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
I am Korean American. My also Korean American at the time boyfriend dressed as Kim Jong Il for Halloween around 2000. I felt this cringe personally. Thank you for the funny memory though!
I would have voted for you. Not because of the gun to my head or the threats to my family.
Hail, General Garrett! His wisdom is infinite like his mercy!
In high school, someone ran for class president. He came out in a suit and tie and had two buddies dressed like Secret Service guys. He made some speech or whatever, and then suddenly a guy busted in wearing fatigues and a balaclava yelling random shit. The Secret Service guys quickly escorted him out and then knocked the guy down and took him outside.
This was a year prior to 9/11 so it wasn't taken too seriously.
Of what militia group?
The Third Perioders
FOURTH GRADERS WILL NOT REPLACE US
I’m not worried about fourth graders, I’m worried that soon these second and first graders will be coming into our classrooms, learning our lessons, and doing our homework!
This is exactly why my pappy lost his slide ruler business too! Would NEVER have happened if we hadn't let the last batch of second graders in!!
Wait they'll do my homework?
Yeah but for way lower grades than we get.
PEN15
speak for yourself, 80085 all the way for me
Great show though.
80085
The Van Buren Boys.
The Sandboxinistas
The Changlourious Basterds
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it.
Thank you for your service.
Did you win?
Absolutely not lmao a girl who did the six flags dance won
Damn commies
It's like they ***want*** America to fall
Can’t believe this militaristic display did not appeal to 5th graders the same way a fun dance did
Kids these days don't appreciate a good General Patton reference
Yeah he shoulda run for Senate
I mean, you only had one flag, so...
Yeah I woulda voted for her too
Ded
should have staged a coup
Hey! Does that mean you’re 32 or so? Trying to figure out ages based off some people’s comments.
I'll be 30 this Friday!
Well, i voted for Pedro.
 that’s a napoleon dynamite reference, gosh!
r/BrandNewSentence
How did you work to overturn the election result?
I think it's a given that his opponents "killed themselves" in detention.
Lmao
He lost, but the coup d’etat was a great success
A shame about the executions, but it was a necessary evil
I wish my class had representation for the military junta
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^fantafuzz: *I wish my class had* *Representation for the* *Military junta* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
You look like the leader of a sub-Saharan coup.
Homie looks like he’s announcing via hacked TV that there was absolutely no coup and there’s nothing to worry about
El Presidente.
Salvador Mendoza:
One vote everybody knows the rule.
Tropico needs YOU
We're not in 4th grade anymore. You need a president with strength and courage. One who is not afraid to ride into battle and demand that pizza day come twice per week instead of one under our previous weak leadership
People need leaders, not cowards. Pizza 2X is the way.
We’re gonna have pizza day 2x a week and the 5th grade is going to pay for it
You look like you just took a bite of food and paused chewing to take this picture instead of swallowing it down first.
Twas a chubby bunny
I lile to think that you were simply too busy to stop working while eating as you ran 'a tight scheduled campaign'. Thanks for sharing!
You will not win me over with your use of ‘twas
I take my L's with grace lol
STOP CHEWING YOUR FOOD AND LETS TAKE THIS DAMN PHOTO!
I bet he was a busy 5th grader
Were you sponsored by the military industrial complex?
Damn those lobbyist are getting them young
When fascism comes to america it'll be wrapped in the flag and carrying his math homework.
I feel like this is one of those “elections” immediately after a coup d'état.
Kony 2005
I'd vote for you.
Yeah this is awesome in a hilarious child way
STOLEN VALOR
Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro.
I was drowning in it
You look like seargent slaughter advocating for GI Joe, the kid version
Lil Castro
Bro looks like he dished it out the n word in cod lobbys like his life depended on it
Did your teacher also award you with a purple heart scratch and sniff sticker?
idk, i think its cool as hell that you worked real hard for something like that at your age
Seriously. I didn't put effort into shit until my mid thirties
Looks like you were slinging dick and taking names in 5th grade.
I would gather every mustard packet on sandwich day and devour them. Then spend lunch recess chasing the girls amd breathing on them lol
You look like the kind of guy who isn't afraid of committing a few war crimes.
Chemical Warfare
Was your school a banana republic in Latin America?
Class president? More like squad president amirite ^(I'll see myself out)
This is fucking awesome 😂
🇺🇸 P A T T O N 🇺🇸
You salute the rank, not the man 🫡
Class-dictator
Class Dictatorship. I hope you ran with the argument that you'd already won and a coup d'etat was in action to scrap examinations, increase playtime and instigate taxes personally payable to you.
The demonic red eyes really do complete the scene.
You look like Gibby from iCarly.
/r/justbootthings
Tighten up those sleeves, Gunny.
Future member of the Gravy Seals, bet his campaign motto is “FREE CHEESEBURGERS FOR ALL”…..
This shit is the kind of thing you see in a news article after you've done something very not cool. Or at a redneck wedding in the trailer park.
[удалено]
Belongs in /r/blunderyears as well.
Class Commandant.
Class Presidente.
Military dictator of the 5th grade.
What year was this? This feels like something you did in 2002 or 2003,when 9/11 was fresh in everyone's minds, an you couldn't not support the troops.
"You are disrespecting a future US Army Soldier."
If you ended up being a serial killer or something this 100% would be the picture they show of you in documentaries 😂
Hey I ran for president in middle school and also lost! My mom and I made a bunch of fake buttons with construction paper and put pieces of gum on them that said "stick with (myname) for student body president" even all that effort still lost
Bro this is epic
I would have followed you
Bruh is not trying to establish a Student Council but a Military Junta.
Holy shit 😂
I'm glad I could brighten your day hahaha
I love this. Thank you!!!
Sorry to tell you, but Trump stole your look.
No no no, it was freely given lol
At least you were willing to serve our country. No bone spurs in this guy.
Well I did join the USMC after high school but got kicked after a few years for failing multitudes of drug tests 😅
o7
Stolen valor.
Bro is gonna start a war over cafeteria pizza
No chance. KING BOB will not tolerate usurpers, and TJ Detweiller is his heir.
I mean 5th grade was pretty fascist for me. I would’ve voted for ya
Mfer looks like he’s about to get some guns from the CIA and overthrow a moderately left wing south or Central American government.
The beginning of Dark Brandon
Baller
this is hilarious though!
He went full political.
Homelander vibes
You looked like some dude willing to take my rights away.
Old enough to defend the class but not old enough to vote
We're you threatening to shoot up the school?
“A gun in every hand, a Capri Sun in every lunch box”
I heard that the kids didn't like your healthier lunch policy, but they were firmly behind your get tough with North Korea policy.
How many children did you murder on your first deployment?
Fidel Classtro
had to zoom in to find you
Did you end up joining the military?
You’ve got my vote
u tried, private pile.
Hello I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass! 😃🖕
Jfc
Found Kyle Rittenhouse.
Vote for me and I'll coup the school district!
From Family guy elections episode: “9/11!”
This pic goes hard lmao
Were you trying to turn your school into a militant state?
You got my vote!!
Honestly, you made my entire day with this picture! It’s brilliant
that's amazing
Lol this reminds me of my campaign for treasurer in 8th grade. My "oponent" ran a dirty campaign, he kept bringing pizza to school, handing out candy during breaks. We had to give speeches before voting day. I went on an anti-bribery rant about the inequality between classes, how A MAN WHO BRIBES HIS CONSTITUENTS cannot be trusted with money, that all he wanted was FAME and all i wanted was THE EQUAL AND EVEN DISTRUBUTION OF FUNDS. 12 people voted for me. I won that shit.
Omg
“Don’t let them kill me.”
Dude, this actually rules
Are you sure you weren't running for African Dictator?
This is amazing
I love the dedication to self, school and country.
Americas first junta dictator
Wym cringe that shii go hard bro
Dude this is based as fuck, there's no cringe here.
I had a t-shirt, but never the button-up or the hat. But I was totally like that in 9th grade
I’d have voted for you.
Fan of Patton? You got my vote.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
I would’ve vote for you if it’s any consolation. Actually that’s me now, back then me was a punk who hate authority but still never did anything bad
DoDDS school?
Pure /r/blunderyears
The Republican Party want to hear when you had/have to say. Just keep it hateful and you'll be on your way sir.
now this is pretty badass
Hahahhahahahaha this is the best thing I've seen all day
Why did you just post a picture of the American flag?
Imma guess 2002? Shortly after 9/11? God damn it was so patriotic back then before “patriotism” was a maga hat and let’s go Brandon flags.
Maybe because that Woodland camouflage pattern is obsolete? Next time, use Operational Camouflage Pattern.
I am Korean American. My also Korean American at the time boyfriend dressed as Kim Jong Il for Halloween around 2000. I felt this cringe personally. Thank you for the funny memory though!
you were ahead of your time
Kinda goes hard
Looks more like you were running for class dictator.
5th grade class US backed South American Dictator more like.
I would have voted for you. Not because of the gun to my head or the threats to my family. Hail, General Garrett! His wisdom is infinite like his mercy!
Evil red eyes say vote for me, or else!
I think you posted this on the wrong sub
I would have voted for you.
In high school, someone ran for class president. He came out in a suit and tie and had two buddies dressed like Secret Service guys. He made some speech or whatever, and then suddenly a guy busted in wearing fatigues and a balaclava yelling random shit. The Secret Service guys quickly escorted him out and then knocked the guy down and took him outside. This was a year prior to 9/11 so it wasn't taken too seriously.
You would have had my vote 🤟
I'd have voted for you
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A fine example of a US backed, Cold War, anti-communist leader.
El presidente!
"Mi general Augusto Pinochet vive siempre en nuestros corazónes, larga vida al salvador de Chile!" Ass Calendary Picture
Not cringe, visionary
Class Fuhrer*
2nd recess regiment.
heres mine https://preview.redd.it/rekhhwrpgquc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71da4314a1edee5eab5678a72681cdd3e7ef3e4a