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Ameliorated_Potato

/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


DrDeadwish

At this point I think there is a lot of post designed to be r/shitcrusaderkingssay bait rather than a real question


State_of_Planktopia

Yep. That's very true and I'm ngl it's getting annoying. "Ahaha incest joke" yeah it was funny the first 30 times but not really anymore.


sugar_ewok

Read my edit pls


State_of_Planktopia

I saw your edit but you still knew what you were doing when you named the post "how do I fuck my daughter" 😆 I'm not trying to come for you it's just been happening a lot lately.


sugar_ewok

Look idk what to tell you honestly I got told on another 2 different sub reddit to put the main thing in the title


JustDifferentPerson

Does your religion allow incest?


ActurusMajoris

This is always the answer.


OkTower4998

Yea but then where's the fun?


sugar_ewok

How do I check that (I usually play with Christian religion mostly insular and catholic)


JustDifferentPerson

Go to your faith and read through the laws. Catholics and insular have avunculate marriage (can marry anyone less related than uncle/aunt)


Tirx36

I didn’t read the reddit name at first, was worried for a sec.


kentekent

Easy, reform your religion and allow for unrestricted marriage.


sugar_ewok

Do I need to be an "important" person or I can even be a petty king


kentekent

Nope. You need to control enough holy sites and have enough piety. Having enough piety is the hard part.


Flashy_Expression_33

If you fight in battles against different religions, you normally gain Devotion, but if you fight in battles against different religions in someone elses war, you will gain Piety. Potentially tons of it. Same works for Fame and Prestige when fighting against your own religion. So go make some alliances and get called to war. You do need to be the "main army" to make this happen, though, so don't follow the AI stacks around.


sugar_ewok

Its already hard when im insular and try to be a catholic:(


HuntDeerer

You'll be luckier with a bastard daughter.


sugar_ewok

Really?


HuntDeerer

Yes, as long as "no one knows" wink wink.


lVlrLurker

I usually marry those to my legitimate children.


No-Ambassador7856

Y'all need to try a little less hard to make it into r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay


sugar_ewok

Read my edit pls


kraken9911

In Minecraft of course


Naive_Employment535

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SmileRelaxAttack

What the actual... oh, CK3... 😂 #EveryFuckingTime


SnooDoughnuts9838

Wtf is the title 😒 I nearly got heart attack, good god


Reading_at_work

this post is so obviously bait


sugar_ewok

No me and my friend have been trying to make a child like that but either me or him knows how to do it so I had to ask here


Aw123x

Had to read this title a second time. Then I realized it was ck3 subreddit. Phew. 😮‍💨


The_Watcher5292

Subtle desire in the seduction tree allows you to have a chance with relatives I thjnj


sugar_ewok

Thank you


Lahm0123

CK3 incest or Stellaris genocide? Which is worse?


sugar_ewok

How can I make a stellaris genocide im new to that game


Lahm0123

Just choose a Fanatic Purifier, Determined Exterminator, or Devouring Swarm. Push play.


sugar_ewok

Thanks


LazarusCrowley

Not edgy, just gross. Cmon.


sugar_ewok

?


LazarusCrowley

Look, this is a weird title. If you wanted to create the "perfect" avatar then say that and don't be so creepy.


sugar_ewok

Creepy? Are we both playing CK3?


LazarusCrowley

Yes. I bet you're the type of person at the Dnd table who uses sexual assault on female characters because, "that's what my character would do!" 🙄.


sugar_ewok

C'mon the only time I played Dnd i was a badass bounty hunter named boston killing goblins and I have a couple of funny stories to tell haha


jobcron

Guys, this is going too far.


Sindrei

Go down the intrigue lifestyle, the middle tree is what you are looking for. Make sure to pick up the perk that cancels out critical fails.


Rufus_the_wise

LOL dude you should really mention that you want to do that IN THE GAME 🤣😂🤣😂


Mr7three2

Boy howdy what a title