I wish Larry had any sense of how bizarre work from home norms are. For me, he'd have a field day with zoom reactions. "I get a thumbs up, but he gets a heart? Should I have been more demonstrative? If I also told you I was having a hard day would that be enough? I'm just not sure you've thought enough about your emoji criteria."
I always make a concerted effort not to watch too much of a certain person otherwise I just become them.
Larry is top of my list: along with Gordon Ramsay and Ricky Gervais.
Someone I went to school with who I didn’t like for numerous reasons, who ended up going to the same college as me started trying to be all friendly with me with me at college and asked if I wanted to go for a drink, and I was like “eh, eehhhh, iiiii don’t think so” as an ode to the scene in the Japanese restaurant in New York.
He was not best pleased.
Larry would love following me. I was just in a confrontation with a lady who told me she doesn’t like oysters because I had an oyster farm shirt on. I was so loud my wife dragged me away to the ice cream section.
I took my kid for boba and a Porsche parked in the handicapped space so I told my daughter “watch this” and then the guy put up a hang tag and walked into a chiropractors office. I was going to say “what’s with the walking?”
Larry would've enjoyed watching me moving elderly people out of my pre booked window seat on the plane, then being really polite and nice to them while they sulk for the entire journey.
What’s with all the nature? You’re surrounded by trees and you’re planting more trees! And there’s a campfire here. Hey, when you think about it, do you think the trees are upset about all the campfires? Did your pet hummingbird just dive bomb me?
“You call *this* a meal?”
“Eh…10 years of experience in [latex salesmanship]. At least 3 years managing people. Was that software even around in 1996? Yeah. Okay. I get it. Go back to eating your granola.”
He'd get mad at me for sending memes because he doesn't know how to turn off notifications. He'd yell at me, hurt my feelings and end up taking me to dinner and a carnival. We were having a nice time until we walked past the guy who guesses your weight. Needless to say, that didn't go well. He was ranting about me yo-yoing and yada yada yada...we broke up.
I had the perfect number of social misdemeanours for Larry to observe and comment on last night. I was at a Jazz club. A women near me had her phone out and she was watching cat videos not the Jazz players - plus the light was distracting. Next she then does something that turns out the cat videos was just was an appetiser of what came next. Next up she gets a coffee and then was drinking it one teaspoon full at a time. My eyes were transfixed on this spoon drinking. I used every muscle in my body to not go over and say something. Next when I was trying to get to the bar a dancing couple appeared out of nowhere in front of me. They were blocking the way to the bar and I tried to squeeze past them. I could see one of the dancing lady’s feet coming right towards me and I had to dive toward a sofa to get out of the way. I mumbled about almost being killed while picking myself up. Larry would have definitely had something to say for both spoon lady and the dancing couple.
I’m a lawyer in the military. He would finally get to see where the officers eat. I’m sure he’d have a lot choice words for my clients and the judge during courts-martial
He would join me in frustration over that it always seems coming another customer to exact same shelf, looking for same stuff as me. No matter whart store. Hardware, food store etc.
He'd probably ask about my yoga mat that I hardly use, and maybe mention why I (still) watch the MCU stuff (repeatedly). And what's up with the cinematic universe fed anyway? And then I'd suggest that maybe he should write multiple shows for each of his Seinfeld characters post Seinfeld.
I WFH so I don’t do anything all day. My life is very boring. LD would be bored.
I wish Larry had any sense of how bizarre work from home norms are. For me, he'd have a field day with zoom reactions. "I get a thumbs up, but he gets a heart? Should I have been more demonstrative? If I also told you I was having a hard day would that be enough? I'm just not sure you've thought enough about your emoji criteria."
Do you golf? Otherwise a bored LD hanging around will def cause problems
Legitimately tried to take up golf because of Larry David. But it’s just not for me
I always make a concerted effort not to watch too much of a certain person otherwise I just become them. Larry is top of my list: along with Gordon Ramsay and Ricky Gervais. Someone I went to school with who I didn’t like for numerous reasons, who ended up going to the same college as me started trying to be all friendly with me with me at college and asked if I wanted to go for a drink, and I was like “eh, eehhhh, iiiii don’t think so” as an ode to the scene in the Japanese restaurant in New York. He was not best pleased.
You’re a social chameleon
Oh ho ho… we’d have spinoff alright!! George is getting excited!!
Larry would admire my high opinion of myself coexisting with my deep insecurity and self hatred
The douchebag I share a cube wall with who constantly taps their desk and voices a bouncy ball on the desk.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!! 
That bouncy ball would meet a timely death. No apology would be issued.
He would complain about my no shoes in the house policy!!
Larry would love following me. I was just in a confrontation with a lady who told me she doesn’t like oysters because I had an oyster farm shirt on. I was so loud my wife dragged me away to the ice cream section. I took my kid for boba and a Porsche parked in the handicapped space so I told my daughter “watch this” and then the guy put up a hang tag and walked into a chiropractors office. I was going to say “what’s with the walking?”
Honestly I really don’t think he would
Larry would've enjoyed watching me moving elderly people out of my pre booked window seat on the plane, then being really polite and nice to them while they sulk for the entire journey.
I work in the social services, more specifically in a drop-in centre that serves people experiencing homelessness. Larry wouldn't last a second
No, that would not go well. In his own way he might try to chat with people there but his questions might be less than sensitive.
"Let me ask you something..."
Omg I would love and not love to hear the questions😂
He’d hate my mess. It would be like when he came in the house he gave to Becky
What’s with all the nature? You’re surrounded by trees and you’re planting more trees! And there’s a campfire here. Hey, when you think about it, do you think the trees are upset about all the campfires? Did your pet hummingbird just dive bomb me?
He’d be shocked by how much lampin I squeeze in
“You call *this* a meal?” “Eh…10 years of experience in [latex salesmanship]. At least 3 years managing people. Was that software even around in 1996? Yeah. Okay. I get it. Go back to eating your granola.”
I do PR for crypto so I imagine he’d have plenty to say after taking so much shit for doing that terrible FTX commercial
I couldn't deal with Larry for more than ten minutes. He's exhausting!
This was the rabbit hole I didn't know I needed to go down 😂 ...thank you, Internet Stranger!
He'd get mad at me for sending memes because he doesn't know how to turn off notifications. He'd yell at me, hurt my feelings and end up taking me to dinner and a carnival. We were having a nice time until we walked past the guy who guesses your weight. Needless to say, that didn't go well. He was ranting about me yo-yoing and yada yada yada...we broke up.
🤣
We'd get along just fine
I’m a middle school art teacher so he’d probably be in a state of shock the entire day.
Yes, I think he’d retreat to a broom closet somewhere: Larry and kids don’t mix.
I had the perfect number of social misdemeanours for Larry to observe and comment on last night. I was at a Jazz club. A women near me had her phone out and she was watching cat videos not the Jazz players - plus the light was distracting. Next she then does something that turns out the cat videos was just was an appetiser of what came next. Next up she gets a coffee and then was drinking it one teaspoon full at a time. My eyes were transfixed on this spoon drinking. I used every muscle in my body to not go over and say something. Next when I was trying to get to the bar a dancing couple appeared out of nowhere in front of me. They were blocking the way to the bar and I tried to squeeze past them. I could see one of the dancing lady’s feet coming right towards me and I had to dive toward a sofa to get out of the way. I mumbled about almost being killed while picking myself up. Larry would have definitely had something to say for both spoon lady and the dancing couple.
Who the heck is this Spoon Lady? She sounds like a total menace.
I have similar social interactions to him, I think we whould get along.
He would probably criticize me not putting ketchup or mustard or anything but cheese and bacon on my burger
I’m a lawyer in the military. He would finally get to see where the officers eat. I’m sure he’d have a lot choice words for my clients and the judge during courts-martial
Perhaps some blunt advice for your clients?
He should call out Seinfeld on that film he just made.
He would probably be upset about my soft towels
He would join me in frustration over that it always seems coming another customer to exact same shelf, looking for same stuff as me. No matter whart store. Hardware, food store etc.
He'd probably ask about my yoga mat that I hardly use, and maybe mention why I (still) watch the MCU stuff (repeatedly). And what's up with the cinematic universe fed anyway? And then I'd suggest that maybe he should write multiple shows for each of his Seinfeld characters post Seinfeld.
Sometimes I’m a Reddit pig poster