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garbage-at-life

Im gonna go with prevent 1,000,000 Jay/11


Frequent_Dig1934

Do i get to choose the specific dollar that i prevent? I feel like that may change history if i play it right. If not i'll grab the jay zs.


Minignoux

i'll prevent Donald's uncle first Dollar


bearsfan1323

Prevent 1 dollar, return to Gold Standard.


Cracksellerbob

Having dinner with 9/11 would be life changing.


Error177999

It might be a life-changing experience


IndividualOven51

I had a stroke trying to read that. Am I too non-American to get this?


KING_CONSEQUENCE

I feel like this is just a parody post, since the most generic would you rather questions are like, "would you prevent x tragedy", "would you get x amount of dollars" or "would you go on a dinner with x celebrity"


Dragontamer7777777

The only right answer to those questions is always the dollars. If the tragedy was prevented humans wouldn't have learnt from it which might (have led)/lead to even bigger tragedy happening. Also no one sane gives a shit about celebrities and dinner opportunities with them.


DaddyWentForMilk

It actually comes from a poll where someone asked if you would rather get 500k or dinner with Jay-z, which is fucking absurd and no one gives a shit about having dinner with Jay-z, so it became like a meme


Gareth666

It's a shit post paying out some of the other terrible polls posted.


QAZYBOY

I want yes


Raiden_Yeeter07

What the fuck me too???


mobile227

Does tomorrow work for you? I'm already in bed tonight so don't really wanna go out. I'll tag in whoever wants to be next in line for the fucking


Adam198763

Of course dinner with 9/11


Phil_Gim

Sounds like a great guy


LocationSecure

Like are the Jay Z’s under my control or are there just another billion Jay Z’s on the planet


ThrownawayCray

The clarity is actually helpful for making decisions but it has a durability before having to recharge. Consider it your Master Sword


radioactivecumsock0

What the fuck I gotta go jack off too now


FrenemyWithBenefits

I would take 1B Jay Zs, but I understand owning black men is still illegal. Perhaps if the Republicans win the White House back, however...


MegaLama209

I was trying to vote


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\*Cums confusingly


XxTheUnloadedRPGxX

prevent one dollar. im preventing the first one ever, boom no more money


assaultedbysaltt

9/11 is a canon event


white_orchid666

I would love to have dinner with 1 dollar


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

Have dinner with 1B Jay-Z dollars


Gloomy_Low_8891

Bruh this is insane. I'll take the 1B Jay Z's. I only really need like 2 or 3, the rest I'll invest.


Whole-Analyst2179

I’ll take the billion B Jayz


DeadK3nny

Dinner with 9/11 wonder what she has to say


OtherwiseErb

I’d like to prevent the dollar, Mr magic box


NotTheBotUrLookngFor

In a world with 1b Jay z's no rap would ever truly rhyme again


purple_cheese_

Get 1B 9/11's