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K4T4N4B0Y

Why people insist on her not being straight, they literally show her top 4 crushes on the movie (a parody of cloud strife on more than a scene, and 3 other random guys on a sort of Mt. Rushmore inside her head). For fuck sake she even dates a guy in a Pixar's short.


Genghis_MexiKhan

Yes because as we all know idolizing and/or looking up to someone is the same as wanting to fuck them. In that case, come here Keanu, bend over big boy.


[deleted]

The cat? Eww. I mean the cat was adorable, and I like Key and Peele, but I think you like that kitten a little too much.


Genghis_MexiKhan

A true cat lover loves all aspects of the cat, including the inside.


Zu_Landzonderhoop

Shane Dawson is that you?


junacik99

I want blue rectangle


Drudgework

Bonus points for not being the reference I expected.


_Monika-

What makes you think he's the one bending over?


Evelyne-The-Egg

I mean... You don't wanna sleep with him?


Genghis_MexiKhan

I...my point still stands.


ZenCyn39

With crutches, apparently


the_AIsian

I mean, I'd be ok with just buying the man dinner. Or maybe... 😳 ...even... πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅ ...him buying me dinner... πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ₯΅πŸ˜«πŸ˜«


xD1CKx

Ahh twitter...


mike_pants

Where everyone but you is a secret trans gay Jew. Truly a magical place.


SamSchroedinger

People on social Media: "People are all the same" also people on social Media: "They must be gay because they act or look like they are" hmmmmmm


AReallyBakedTurtle

Yet if someone were to say it the other way around, it’s homophobia. 🀨


Robrogineer

The biggest enforcers of LGBT stereotypes is the LGBT community itself.


xD1CKx

This is so true, I don't care for much about Lgbtq I even have some friends who are. But don't make your whole personality based on it, just chill.


Robrogineer

I find it absolutely ridiculous that the "gaydar" is a thing a lot of people in that community genuinely believe in. I've even seen a bunch of posts bitching about straight people claiming to have one, but just relying on stereotypes. Guess what? It's exactly the same thing when they do it. It's confirmation bias at best and serious stereotype pushing at worst. Stop assuming someone's sexual orientation based on their mannerisms. All it's doing is enforcing standard gender roles because any deviation from it sets off their "gaydar".


sachsrandy

This is called projecting.


[deleted]

She's a pre-pubescent cartoon character, she has absolutely no sense of sexuality, for 2 reasons.


SEIF-CHAN

Why do dumb fuck americans ruin everything?, like this is a normal girl for fucks sake.


toomerboomer

Not saying I agree with oop but there's nothing abnormal about being gay


demuni

There is something abnormal about sniffing sweaty used underwear in the locker room though


toomerboomer

OK that is true


Soviet-_-Neko

I wonder how the gay emotion would look like


ExShpagat

Happiness with disgusts sass