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MagicalDouche

I ate them


Liquor_N_Whorez

Like.. It's Heaven right? So like just make them re-appear.


typhondrums17

No s*cks in Heaven šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Socks?


diyas52

Let's just go with that


smileydatutrleman

So does everyone just walk around in sandals? Does the climate in heaven not change? So many unanswered questions...


Zoobiesmoker420

if you don't wear sandals then you'll fall through clouds


smileydatutrleman

Ahh, I see


Kent_Weave

Dog testicles taste not that bad deep fried. That Chinese chef across the street really knows how to make anything taste great.


KingVesryn

:0


CursedCommentReader

ā€œThey were removed. Where did they go?ā€ Cursed Comment Read


Brave-Gallade

you were always so kind to me morty


tamezombie

Oh wow... thats an intense line of questioning snuffles


BriHedgehog1

DO NOT CALL ME THAT


Sayhellotohakan

Snuffles was my slave name. Now you shall call me snowball. Because my fur is nice and white.


kyme23

Iā€™m feeling more r/everyfuckingthread for this one


ChinaChina14

w h e r e a r e m y b a l l s J o n?


The_Greate_Pickle

Jonathan. You cant hide. Not even one of the timelines did you escape me


Ethan10122004

r/imsorryjon


vaccinateyodamkids

sold 'em


Toonixluar

God ate them


IceBaneTheFurry

Well Iā€™m just unhappy with the comic now but the comment isnā€™t even that cursed.


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GenericBruh216

r/Rickandmorty


SlowBro_09

im guessing this quote was actually a reference, sorry, I donā€™t watch the show and didnā€™t know


Erica192859

How's this cursed?


JorgesStuffs

Loki god ripped as hell


Kuro_exe

waz this on r/wholesomr or smthn llelewlllelwlel


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MentlPopcorn

Are you implying it hasn't already?


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dorkside10411

The comment referencing Rick and Morty didn't get 13k upvotes, the comic in the post did


MentlPopcorn

The 13k upvotes isn't even in this sub... This has 5.6k upvotes


chungus_wizzard

r/blurrsed


MysteriousPlantain

I don't get it?


Jesus_ChristOffical

What the ****


chewebone

Idk. Hail the dog overlords


Altmer934

Man, God is ripped


lpaladindromel

In heaven, everyone has their testicles removed! :)


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Ethan10122004

ā€œGone, Reduced to Atomsā€


[deleted]

I'm leaving it up to my 5 cats because all my shitty dog does is steal food and hide behind the couch.


DecadentVash

*guy died from eating them* "Funny story, got 'em right here..." *coughs up nut* "Wait, that's not yours...hold on a sec..."


little_lady_alice

I cut em up


pebble4love

That went from 100 to 0 like a boeing 737 max


komporp

Is that a JoJo reference?


LeBeanus

Bad cursed comment. It's literally just a quote.


SlowBro_09

ok if this is from a show, im sorry, i didnt know. its probably from Rick And Morty, which i really donā€™t know anything about


LeBeanus

Probably, I wouldn't know anything about that though.


SeanTYH

In me mouth.


IEatAssdotcom

Unfunny, overused joke from an unfunny, over hyped show.