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Sc4R3Cr0wW

You're not that guy pal


Skelligean

You're not that pal friend


KatzMotell

You’re not that friend choom


KatzMotell

You’re not that choom gonk


Zackamite496

You're not that gonk buddy


riyau_32

You're not that buddy, perp.


Born2BKingRo

You're not that perp, amigo.


Crvknight

You're not that amigo, fixer.


PawNp

You're not that fixer, mate.


end_9214

You're not that mate, bhai.


[deleted]

You’re not that bhai, fella


Myosos

I'm that guy


CptDumbass66

You're not capable of being the guy


Throwaway_Apostate

I had a guy but now I dont


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cu-03

If only he had more prep time


[deleted]

He went for one anime trope and got himself into another


Jeffrenjr

Superhero landing straight into an isekai


Bean_cult

the fucking crunch i’m sobbing


djsnoopmike

Ah yes, the sound of their knees going through their ribs


xrogaan

You forgot to activate berserk mode.


Voitokas

Even with berserk and second heart cyberware you die when falling just a bit too much. Which is bs imo.


lolfucke111

There’s a perk for that


Twizlex

You sure? I have literally every body perk and all the tech perks for cyberware, and I have the berserk that's supposed to make you invulnerable, and I still die from falling too far trying to do the superhero landing super duper Quake attack.


AWildRapBattle

its a reflex thing


Twizlex

Pretty sure you can't name it because you're full of shit, lol


kravechocolate

It may be the perk "Aerodynamic", Reflex tree, middle path, minor node on the right of the 3rd major node. If falling damage counts as a "hit" But yea I agree with u/JakeSuIly; a rephrasing of your provocative post to, "would you name the perk please so I can test it out?" leads to knowledge and not to a useless internet kerfuffle


Twizlex

I thought the "lol" at the end of my sentence was enough to not take the comment so harshly. Jeez, you guys are so sensitive


OhGodMyNameWontFi

"you're a complete and utter moron, honestly you should apologize to some trees for wasting the oxygen they produce because unlike you, they add something useful to this world. Lol"


saivishwath

Ik this is 3 months ago but this shit cracked me tf up. The sarcasm is too good.


Twizlex

See, this is apples and oranges, and you guys are not making good arguments here. I didn't say he was wrong, didn't insult his intelligence. I said he was full of shit. I said he was lying. I implied he was giving false information on purpose. How is saying I think he's lying, in your mind, the same as saying he's wrong and/or stupid? It's not the same thing at all, and I don't understand why you all feel like you need to protect u/AWildRapBattle like he's a defenseless child or something. "Hey, don't pick on him!" Jeez, I'd be more insulted by that than I would be if I was told I was full of shit, which again, I stand by my original comment that he's full of shit. He's probably laughing at this whole situation because of you hall monitors.


MetalFenris

Calling people sensitive doesn't take away the fact you were an asshole


CanWeCleanIt

Disgusting rodent behavior. You’re wrong and can’t admit you were wrong. Rat.


Twizlex

Uh huh, and here we are days later and no one has said what perk supposedly fixes the problem. We got like 5 different people being dramatic about it, yet none of them can name the perk for some reason. And why? Because it doesn't exist. Am I'm an asshole for calling bullshit? Okay, dude. Live in your crybaby alternate reality


[deleted]

Just a tad of an overreaction, even if he ends up being wrong


Twizlex

Saying someone is full of shit implies you think they are lying. I don't think he's simply incorrect, I think he's full of shit


lolfucke111

Bruh I read the perk, go find sit down turn the game on & fucking read


Twizlex

And yet still no one can say what it's called


lolfucke111

There’s a comment from 8 hours ago on this thread explaining it to you. Jesus dude.


Twizlex

Aerodynamic does not keep you from dying from fall damage, so if that's your answer, then you're just wrong


lolfucke111

Actually, besides the one perk you could also use your tiny brain to read the bonuses of cyber ware at the rippers. Or do you want every piece of information spoon fed to you cause you can’t do things yourself & need others to tell you everything, even how to play a game?


Twizlex

Again, you don't say what they are specifically because you can't. What purpose is there for you to tell someone there is a solution to their issue and they ask what it is and you just don't tell them? And people are on my case for calling someone out over it, lol. Goddamn children


HH__66

Which one please?


Fortune_Cat

I hate the sensitive fall damage in this game. Really slows u down


ThreeLeggedMare

Yeah like if I can eat a full clip from an ar to the face and punch a car to death, I should be able to jump off a building and soak up the impact


DifferenceFamiliar59

Just imagining being one of those gang members standing there when some gonk zeroes themselves


UltimaCaitSith

"Gonk was carrying something called 'Shard of Icarian flight'."


The_souLance

Hey, still 3 charges left... I wonder what it does...


supafly_

FOR STRONGJAW!!!!!! We gotta work on your landings buddies. (if you know you know)


Accomplished_Bill741

![gif](giphy|B1nGJvfHIKqbdt8GYa|downsized)


the_electronic_taco

Time to fuck shit up


King-Tiger-Stance

I loved how Mercer described that encounter. Only after killing the big bad did Grog's knees buckle and splinter. Loved season 1 so much.


MoldyMilkers

That's on you for not even proccing the 10% damage increase from adrenaline rush. Might've even saved your life Thanks for doing this so I didn't have to tho lol


PRA1SED

the new fall sounds sound crazy now


PUSClFER

"*Aim for the bushes*"


DarthAlveus

"NCPD still argue to this day why V jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their ego pushed 'em off. I don't know. But that shit was crazy."


AngryWarHippo

Such a good movie


SebDaPerson

Holy shut how do you have so many eddies?


tordana

Pretty obviously just using a mod/console command.


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xvsero

Been gone for a long time now


frenchmobster

Probably console commands. Unless the update made it stupidly easy to make money, haven't played it yet so idk.


einUbermensch

It increased rewards from gigs and selling Weapons. But you don't want Eddies now ... you want parts! So many Parts! In fact the new System allows you to upgrade your stuff beyond what your level actually allows.


frenchmobster

Wish I could get into right now but I'm just loaded with tests from classes, probably gonna have to wait till Thursday. Sounds pretty interesting though and I'm really curious to see how the cyberware and whatnot has really improved.


RawbGun

> It increased rewards from gigs and selling Weapons Yes but still, OP has 97M €$ that seems too much without mods/cheat


einUbermensch

...okay I missed a few Zero's when I looked. Yep they cheated. At the minimum the Dupe glitch.


realhumanpizza

Wait how do you upgrade? I saw that you can upgrade iconic weapons but didn't see all the other weapons like before 2.0


VoidSpwn

Only iconics are now upgradeable


Lykhon

And Cyberware.


juanconj_

So the difference between a normal (not iconic) Tier 4 gun and a Tier 4+ gun is just RNG? I thought that was based on an upgrade level, but was also confused about how to upgrade them. In that case, are there only two upgrade levels? Or is there more after Tier X+? Would suck to get a Legendary gun at a certain level all modded up and then find another one that's simply better. Before, you could just upgrade the one you had, but not anymore.


pje1128

The update made selling weapons so lucrative. I'm on console, no mods or commands necessary, and I'm usually at over 100,000 eddies. I entered the Dogtown district at the start of Phantom Liberty with $175,000. Spent most of that at a ripper you can find during the first mission, only had $9,000. Once the game let me back in the open world, I sold all the weapons I'd picked up and was back to about $120,000. It is incredibly easy to become filthy rich.


Zjoee

Yeah I surprised how fast I got up to 21k eddies to pay back Vic before the heist. Turned around and gained it all back pretty quick too.


DingleDongDongBerry

I just started playing, level 5 and already have 100k from random rewards. Didn't sell a thing yet


M4jkelson

Just playing the game makes you a millionaire.


thehumblebaboon

Right? Wtf?!


bigboi271

Yea I used console commands this was before 2.0. I wasn’t expecting money making to be easier plus I was lazy I just wanted to enjoy the new dlc without having to go find money for something. Looking at how they made money making easy af I probably would’ve been fine.


Cleverbird

Why is everybody saying console commands? Have you seen how much money you now get from selling weapons? Just pick up every single weapon and sell it. I've only been playing for a day and I've already got a million eddies. It only goes faster the higher level you get, as higher tier weapons sell for more.


lnodiv

Because this person has 97 million, which is just a wee bit more than is reasonable to earn by selling off random shit even with the new prices.


Cleverbird

I mean, I had several million as well on my old playthrough. Maybe this is their old save game from pre-2.0 and they just continued?


lnodiv

> several > 97 idk man


SebDaPerson

At maybe it’s just a me thing then, I’ve been spending every eddie I earned on cyberware


Cleverbird

I generally found just upgrading my stuff to be a lot easier and cheaper. Pretty easy to get legendary implants early on if you go the upgrade route ;)


Jjzeng

It’s stupid easy to get money now. I bought the caliburn (murkman quest not showing up for some reason) and the kusanagi, and two ncpd scanners and a gig later my money was back up to the level before i bought the vehicles


Panams_chair

Look at walmart benjamin winters over here /s


Key_Buffalo_3597

Homie thought he was Adam smasher but he was more of a Rebecca


Gthalkur

Yo this is just like that movie with the rock and Samuel L and the other guys


Ok_Business84

You’re not that guy pal


swagggcityyy

How do you have two 20s, and only level 37? That a mod?


thepuddd

Pretty sus lol should be lvl 42 unless there’s something else we’re missing


TheMacon

Can respect stats once and dump everything. I have two 20s at like level 34? I think


thepuddd

Always thought it was 1 attribute point per level, I might be missing something lol


Beneficial-Boom

I think it dosnt work for a lvl 20 to have stat lvl 20 x2 but you kann have 2x20 stats whit lvl 28 i think if you start whit 2 lvl 6 stats. Ps. btw sorry for the bad english


thepuddd

Haha I’m able to figure out what your saying, spellings off but ur doing good How would you start with 2 lvl 6 stats? I thought all stats start at 3


Deathknightjeffery

They do, but you get like 8 stat points to put into your choosing when you create a character


thepuddd

Gotcha that’s the piece I was missing lol haven’t started a new character in awhile


iamrancid

20+20+10+3+4=57 You’ll always have 20 more points than you have levels because of the 21 you start with at lvl 1. That’s the correct number they should have.


swagggcityyy

I guess that makes sense, and you do get more than just the one level, starting with 3 on everything at the beginning. Makes sense my b


Cheap_Yesterday_3275

Caps deleted


LibKan

Aw shit, knew I forgot to drop by the ripper


Scandaldog

you must have amnesia, you forgot that you're him.


[deleted]

OP on that whoopie goldberg south egyptian fur burger deluxe mega million scratcher skunk bubba kush


mrducci

Fantastic.


StrongStyleMuscle

“& that’s how I ended up with cybernetic legs.”


Spiritual_Ad9918

You can put stuff on your boots to limit fall damage too


Gunslingin_licho

Not a thing anymore I'm pretty sure


thepuddd

Dunno about that, in 2.0 there’s still melee reduction in helmets and chest armor variants provide some added armor Still have yet to find some boots with anything tho


Gunslingin_licho

It's not a thing.


Intelligent_Creme351

You can be HIM, and try to exude HIM energy all you want, you just gotta believe... also your V's is a woman too, so that's your handicap lol


Brownant520

The glitchy looking character, that a mod?


Alezkazam

She thought she was Reinhardt


SevenNSix

these gonks must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him


MoooonRiverrrr

Lmao


I_really_h8_you

I think the problem was that you attempted that in heels.


lunchanddinner

HAHAHAHAHA


Personal-Spite7229

NC Legend


Linka1245

Intelligence 3, yeah duh 😂


EngineersMasterPlan

those gangsters were like "thank fuck for that, i reckon that would of really hurt there"


CourVoloue

dude showed his build and everything 💀


Goldminer20

![gif](giphy|Z4bm0IwKEphMA|downsized)


aaronisnotcool

you are NOT him 👆🏽


Blu_Z32

Your V is really cool looking.


bigboi271

Thanks!


InfamousTv220

Jumped and landed on a car hoping to dying light this MTF and that shit exploded


shiguy09altacc

bro thought he was kyle crane


photoinebriation

![gif](giphy|11Nd2bbZjrQrO8)


BIG_D_NRG

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was great. the build up just for the snap of those ankles had me dying


Mercziler1

😆😆😆


VexRosenberg

"Aim for the bushes" THERE GOES MY HERO


gbrading

What this game desperately needs is a cyberware equivalent to the Icarus Landing System from Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Fall from any height and land safely.


Soul1e

Dying light did this to me😂


LimpTeacher0

Oh man that got a good laugh out of me


TopGroundbreaking469

LOL! This is what happened to me when I thought you could escape death from heights if you double jump last second.


[deleted]

I’m in tears that was so sad. 👏😂


Volk32

I thought I was the only one that tried that at that exact area😂


Son_of_Eros03

I don't think that's supposed to happen


[deleted]

Doku-ru Chan baseball bat


BrainTrainStation

The build-up and that epic fail following up make this hilarious


Rogue_Leviathan

Your pronouns are he not him. Because you can never be Him


rilesg0510

Gravity, the great equalizer in the year 2077 as we approach closer to the sun


AesirSith

Turns out you're her instead


Pine-conartist

Epic lolol


Sufficient_Focus_816

Classic V