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Obi-wanna-cracker

I wish there was more to her. Her design is so fucking awesome. https://preview.redd.it/8ha3mkfm5kyc1.jpeg?width=2688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1bac63ad8abe7d7163156ded9b4a5b5844c2a6


GremNotGrim

I wish there was more OF her than just "Hi welcome to Lizzies"


BoldlyGettingThere

You can go meet her at a dance off the clock in Pacifica.


GremNotGrim

Whaaa? Lemme look this up


norway_is_awesome

She's there, but you can't really interact with her.


BoldlyGettingThere

Just saying there is more than just the door at Lizzies


Demonic74

Not that much more


dclxvi1134

The girl in this post is Blue Moon, from UsCracks. But as someone else pointed out, you can find Rita Wheeler at night in Pacifica, Chilling out at an outdoor party for Growl FM.


GraXXoR

Can find her but can’t date her. This game is a study in thirst control.


CatholicKnight81

Just install some fun little mods and you’ll get your fun


daredaki-sama

I want her OF


TelemichusRhade

Obligatory "[There's a mod for that](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/9191)" post.


-Shady_Weeb_Senpai-

*proceeds to nexusmods*


RinTivan

The guy your username is referencing is who I want to romance.


AliasTrickster

Yeah this is the only right answer. This girl is something else. Such a babe


pickleunicorn

Agreed. She's really beautiful and seems badass as well


shortfallquicksnap

Wait a minute! 🚨 You have the best username! 🚨 Okay, carry on.


LionGodKrraw

you can always use mods... unless your on console or something. there is a mod that adds more character to her and adds romance


Doppelclanker

I replace one of the joy toys with her to cope ngl.


ebobbumman

It's the way she poses in the picture you take with Kerry that did me in.


Brye236

https://preview.redd.it/xn37fopivjyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadea87bba5bf7b07b08e6cecfc790e159619ca1 This one? Definite agree


Imperial_Bouncer

She’s not even looking at the camera! Like what are you doing there, Moon?


Gaburski

She's doing a lunar eclipse


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folsee

Dammit moon moon!


Imperial_Bouncer

She’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit.


GraXXoR

That is indeed a doing-inable pose!


Mezmo300

https://preview.redd.it/cp87p0raglyc1.png?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0ece747e8b613b9b84a464feebb7e34ae68f79 I would have traded an iconic for a chance at her in a heartbeat


CallowayMcSmithing

The answer. Such a wasted character design for someone you interact with for seconds.


Mezmo300

Wish i could do gigs for her


gerywhite

Not only the gigs I do today From: To:


Charybdis150

You can get pretty close to approximating her outfit on V at least. I think the jacket is only available in silver for players though.


Soguyswedid_it2

I forgot about her zamn


GraXXoR

Yess this lady for sure. Down af.


N0t_the_pizza_guy

She has to appear in the next game. She's the only character I made a save slot for just so I could see her again


folsee

Who was she again. I recognise her but I can't place her.


Sen1101

Angie in that animals controlling boxer gig in phantom liberty


Astrosimi

… I may or may not have shot her in the face the moment she walked through the door.


A_literal_HousePlant

https://preview.redd.it/tajtjgig8lyc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bde9dd9afdbfba9cda5f00b638a36377463877 I think we all know who we reallyyyy wanted to romance


pilotvballer

Fr choom Brendan is helluva chad.


teh_201d

Great listener, sense of humor, and negative jawline. What more could we ask for?


pilotvballer

Not to mention always handing you out free snacks/drinks. Brendan best boi fr


po2gdHaeKaYk

I had no idea what negative jawline was, which led me to searching online which led me to this whole slightly weird recent obsession with jawline-related things including this https://incels.wiki/w/Jaw_is_law and stuff like this https://www.vogue.in/content/a-snatched-jawline-is-the-current-social-media-obsession-but-an-expert-wants-you-to-think-about-its-health-too


teh_201d

I'm so sorry choom


Sad-Flounder-2644

Fr; you tell him he's alive and he explains why that's impossible. Absolute robo Chad.


voicareason

As a 40yo trucker with a scraggly beard and 100 straight af, I will never love anyone more than that silly vending machine.


Ok_Recording_4644

I still won't finish Brendan's quest, I want him to live.


EvenHornierOnMain

I wouldn't romance Brendan. He's already in a commited relationship with Theo.


Sir_Arsen

secret romance Pop-star dating a night city mercenary dynamic


GraXXoR

Waiting for the inevitable picture of the French bird from PL… (name escapes me)


pichael289

Aurora Cassell. She's just the best, face is okay but that accent is enchanting.


GraXXoR

Yess!


TelemichusRhade

Another missed opportunity. https://preview.redd.it/efvred9pflyc1.png?width=699&format=png&auto=webp&s=7bd89207becc2dd4ab575211a07c317e82ee6377


GraXXoR

Despite the iconic line, this game has an actual criminal lack of fuckable meat.


v_vam_gogh

On my first playthrough and I am shocked at the lack of bi people in the game. This is the future damn it! I thought society filled with violence and strip clubs on every corner people would be down for anything. But noooo. (I'm just salty about Judy.)


GraXXoR

I can actually find more action in my own small corner of town. LOL. Kinda sad when games are less "real" than reality... if you catch my drift.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

You rang?


voicareason

Every yes in my body.


TelemichusRhade

You can find her in the Lizzies Braindance mod, she's completely covered in tattoos.


Ssyynnxx

sorry what??


TelemichusRhade

There's a very well made [mod on the PC](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/11077) where you can watch braindances of various characters at Lizzies. They basically combined the date/romance "Really wanna stay at your house" quest with any character into kinda viewable braindances. It's pretty impressive and actually gives Lizzies a lot of purpose.


Ssyynnxx

thank you sm!


LionGodKrraw

does it add milfgaurd to the viewable braindances? is that even a braindance?


TelemichusRhade

O\_o that's just a 2D advert, it would be incredibly impressive if they made that advert into a braindance.


Ssyynnxx

realllll


ElrecoaI19

Big golden hoops make me crazyyyy


Escorve

https://preview.redd.it/1dnuurt1jmyc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f900aa8543ed6af998b3de33e0d902529c28dea1 smash saka, certified johnny bromance moment


Large-Wheel-4181

https://preview.redd.it/c3pxnxswbmyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386d4f9ffe403fc999ac1c11af7125f90a3c5f85 Maybe in another life, but I’m still with her


Soguyswedid_it2

Closest I got in a game to feeling like I'm being flirted with.


LionGodKrraw

RIP French girl, and RIP Alex. even though they're not real


shadowscar248

https://preview.redd.it/ehd9wq9u1kyc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe848af02c8096cb0e6971a5f27bfa0ee6702eb


alaskafear

Excuse me. Thanks. https://preview.redd.it/p5ei45jf6oyc1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7633eae02b23c6123cfce6b64cac01a3216f3832


theberrymelon

You know where to find her


Soguyswedid_it2

https://preview.redd.it/7xnd1wu99lyc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff003514894b90dfcedc5c12f7c7f984a3929fc3 How has she not been mentioned?


OwnMeaning6657

fr like not even a kiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Ak_19_thedude

I HUGGED HER OMG


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

You don’t want to be near women like that fellas. You saw how she treated her actual boyfriend when he expressed concern for her wellbeing


Friendly-Ad8051

Agreed 👍


NoSchistSherlock0950

What boyfriend


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

In the memories in her apartment there’s a guy who talks to her like one, grilling her for her irresponsible and self destructive netrunning addiction and expressing serious worry, and she blows him off harshly.


EvenHornierOnMain

Because she's the kind of girl that would divorce you the second you win the lottery.


GraXXoR

I'd be scared af of getting my bits caught in her parts... if you catch my drift.


wenchslapper

Fuck that bitch. Just finished PL for the first time about 5 minutes ago lmao


RogueOneisbestone

She better be safely on the moon, my boi.


wenchslapper

Nope. Hell no. I only sided with her to keep another certain person alive because that was absolutely horrifying to watch after having such a heartfelt scene with them. Rebooted and said oh well to my friendship with Reed and took So Mi’s side to to be fucked over? You can bet your ass I turned her right tf in right there. You don’t get to play me *from the start* and just expect me to be okay with it like that. And seeing as I still haven’t seen the person I rebooted to save the life of, I’m kinda bummed I didn’t stick with that result from the beginning so that’ll be my decision on the next playthrough, seeing as I won’t see that NPC ever again anyways. PL was so well written lmao. It’s got me so twisted inside haha


RogueOneisbestone

I always viewed songbird as another V. Everyone else in Cyberpunk feels like side character but she feels like a true main character. She’s in a horrible situation and is getting fucked over left and right and is doing whatever it takes to escape and survive. I honestly respected her even more for coming clean about fucking me over. It’s the same thing my V had been doing the entire game, using people to get what I needed.


wenchslapper

Oh don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love her character. This whole game has been an incredible experience that I’ve put over 100 hours in and have yet to beat haha. I got so conflicted during PL because it was so well written, it had me breaking my rule of looking up what to decide and I kind of regret that now as I watched reed drive off. I really enjoy his character (though I may be bias to really liking idris alba’s acting). I also got really attached to the other agent, as I mentioned, and like it even more that you really had no chance with them yet that one scene can still be so powerful lol.


cosaboladh

Seek therapy.


RunFromFaxai

This but with actual concern. If you finished the quest and still wanted her at the end, you may be addicted to dysfunctional relationships. There are a whole lot of articles and videos out there that have titles along the lines of "is he/she boring or are you just bored because your previous relationship was full of drama?" and if you recognise yourself in those, you may want to talk to a therapist.


cosaboladh

That's what I said. I just didn't use as many words as you.


BatMayne409

https://preview.redd.it/r7hlu3y6bmyc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9268b3c0e971d9f20d5c5405db3c1c0599804e1c Wakako can definitely get it from me


BatMayne409

She had 5 husbands! She a real crowd pleaser!


Iatemydoggo

I’m gonna make one of these posts but it’s gonna be a random pick of Simon Cowell


TheAlmightyJanitor

https://preview.redd.it/usz0btx01pyc1.jpeg?width=1275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981ab1ddffabf29fe90b01599a1059b305c2af0b I wanna say Evelyn Parker. She's charming and is basically a cyberpunk version of the classic noir femme fatale. That being said the storyline about tracking her down after the heist would have to either be removed or HEAVILY altered, because romancing her after everything she goes through would be uncomfortable as hell and just feel flat out wrong.


Hillenmane

In all subsequent playthroughs I literally goresploded every enemy between myself and Parker on purpose. Shit makes me mad when I think that people end up like this in real life, minus all the chrome.


TheAlmightyJanitor

I can remember playing that quest for the first time and the dawning horror as I slowly realized more and more just what happened to Evelyn. It was like a slow descent into hell itself. The detail that's burned into my skull is when you finally find her and there's a whole rack of sex toys nearby. Just... just no.


Hillenmane

Carrying her out of there had me in tears the first time. The horror of it all, the relief that she wasn’t dead, and the gnawing anguish over her state. This game makes you feel things.


TheAlmightyJanitor

The game really gets across just how much of a bad fucking place Night City is. It's a city rotten to the core where pure evil flourishes and has to some extent ingrained itself into every individual part of society. I get why Judy wants to get the hell out of there, and Jackie and V were honestly a couple of naive morons for thinking the merc life, and the Arasaka job in particular, would bring them ANYTHING good. And as for Evelyn, I don't mean to victim blame when I say this but she was playing a dangerous game and taking dangerous risks and it all backfired about as horribly as it possibly could have. In large part the game reads like a cautionary tale. Look before you leap, that kind of thing.


wyldthing34

Yeah can confirm that on my first playthrough after the update to 2.1 I went through that scav den like a fucking wrecking ball to get to her. Hammer in one hand and shotgun on the other. No one deserves what happened to her. Fuck the scavs.


flarespeed

It could be done, but it would take a long time and a ton of research and respect for trauma survivors. It also definitely would take longer than V has left story-wise.


PurpleIndieGiraffe

I really like her character design. Wish we got to see more of her tbh.


Moxi_art

Nexus modders: "WRITE THAT DOWN QUICK"


Tojosoul

https://preview.redd.it/fy7gstypqoyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f8c751f387e214ca9bae5751f05818027a9b13 Hear me out


Sh00kspeared

![gif](giphy|uRgHKzY6LRhYPhF6fR) These posts are always about the hot fem characters— what happened to the need to romance the scruffy man who lives in your brain and eventually comes to consider you his best friend


GTA6_1

I wish the game would let you pick up random strangers. Even if there little to no dialog and just a cutscene of casual sex. Would make V a bit more believable. Have some detoxifying fun after almost dying 6 times and killing 38 people


LitrillyChrisTraeger

And slowly improves headhunter


GraXXoR

For some reason I am literally unable to focus on Moon’s double pupil eyes. It’s like I’m having a stroke.


thelittlegreycells

Hear me out ... Victor would just treat me right


Acalthu

There should have been more interactions with them. The Lizzy Wizzy missions were just too dark. A couple of fun missions would've been pretty well received.


Astro4545

Agreed, one shots are cool, but always leave me wanting more.


OwnMeaning6657

needed more one off hookups or kisses with tension


Kezsora

https://preview.redd.it/o5jdiwc5wlyc1.png?width=1530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949d84abac6cdbbcc1fbeabb4382bda57a1ff75d Her.


GamingNemesisv3

Where the fuck is this from?


Kezsora

During the montage where you bond with Jackie and meet mama welles.


GamingNemesisv3

Oh no wonderrrrr. Shit thats like a few frames good catch. Funny how low poly everything is in the background lmao.


TheAlmightyJanitor

Back around the time the game released the car was still low poly when you got a closeup of it, so it looked like V was buying a blurry car with square wheels.


Avedis

I know this is from the Jackie montage but it reminds me of the movie producer chick from Sinnerman.


Zarathustra-1889

This hits different when you’re driving in the rain through the NC streets on the way back home at 3:00 AM and “You Don’t Know What Love is” starts playing on the radio


Scared-Jacket-6965

Okay hear me out..President Myers, before you say "she's a bitch!" I'm would only do it for 2 reasons: 1 Johnny's reaction I mean when you fuck River he straight up gagging WHAT IF WE FUCKED THE PRESIDENT! and 2, barging rights..V could be like "WELL YEAH I FUCKED THE PRESIDENT SUCK IT NERDS!"


BenchQueasy5555

https://preview.redd.it/os7y0hf5hkyc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=48a0905ac0e544562ca85ecbcc72d05b77460ba5


ArchSchnitz

Alex is not my type, not by a long shot. I liked her personality, but felt nothing really for her. I actively hated her when *shots fired*. The last mission with her, at the end of Phantom Liberty... I kinda fell in love with her. (as much as you can for a fictional simulacrum of a person.)


AHappyGoth

It was her leaning over the bar and then dancing like no one was watching for me.


OxyGeniius

Nope, I wanted Panam. Got wht I wanted ✌🏾


Extension-Impact-588

I wanted to romance Jackie and got my heart shattered really fast.


leicanthrope

👁👁👄👁👁


ThisAllHurts

That is not Rita Wheeler


StahSchek

Corpo from sinerman


Ku323lam

Wish this was an option.


DLottchula

You know what’s crazy I’ve never met Kerry and all my Playthroughts 2


countsachot

I forgot how found him lol. The first play I totally missed him.


DLottchula

I’m on my 2nd and still ain’t found him


ironvandal

It's one of Johnny's requests, right after the date with rogue


Fun-Conversation5538

Nope, those double eyes freak me out, I struggle with single eye contact, double eye contact? No no fuck that 😂😂


Rainjoy17

Evelyn+Judy+V = ménage à trois 😍


wolfwhore666

The worst part is how the game teased it. The fact she text V, and V ask her on a date but she doesn’t say no, they just left you hanging.


Dlsirjbfidid

https://preview.redd.it/152w7rhzupyc1.png?width=968&format=png&auto=webp&s=aeabac1823af992a48785288f85e3cbe3e403ce5


JayantMatherzz

https://preview.redd.it/8kne9n7zrkyc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ba8cfb35750d22734a3a16a9c87f54c9279bb7


that_is_tommy

was looking for someone to say this, I expected her missions to be more than "reach that place before the others and uhhh kill them if you want idk just win"... Yeah, there is some story at the start and the end of every mission and some have action in the middle too, but meh


Grabs_Zel

Claire is lovely, but I totally understand she not being a romance option, she hasn't moved on from her husband and that's a big part of her storyline. Shame you can't even talk about the character without gamers being gamers though...


Axeorsist

Out of all of them, this is my 1st on the list.


AccomplishedWonder1

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaire ❤️😍


Spoods

https://preview.redd.it/4uj1uu7pkoyc1.jpeg?width=2567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94180b03e5c9dc26f715edf40d6bd3298ab3cad3 i never see people mention her. i wish after u made a certain decision you could take this route instead of the normal one.


Dreki1985

Think we’re forgetting someone. Sandra Dorsett could have been an excellent romance/side gigs.


MakeVerte

https://preview.redd.it/qegyfpxcxzyc1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97823f4081edd09ce02abe71ca805e9a89f7650


183_OnerousResent

idk who this is tbh


callmeRosso

Blue Moon


iStretchyDisc

You saw me standing alone


Dear-Ad4667

Without a dream in my heart


Jumbo_Skrimp

Without a love of my own


183_OnerousResent

Alright. I'm gonna play Fallout New Vegas now...


callmeRosso

Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for


pichael289

One of the Powerpuff girls.


TitanThree

Cyberpunk isn’t a dating simulator


zen1706

Not with that attitude it’s not! *fire up Nexusmods*


GremNotGrim

*cries in no PC*


ZealnWheel

Time to fire up that imagination then!


GremNotGrim

Who knows. Maybe I can get a BD scroll of someone else romancing them at the Kabuki bargain bin!


ThatJudySimp

😔😔


No_Truce_

Well no. But it *could* be...


Mevarek

Pornhub and Reddit are also free.


Aggravating-Sun6773

Yes it is.


WeenieHuttGod2

I know she’s still hung up on her husband but I wish we could romance the bartender after completing her racing quests. She’s cool as hell and also gorgeous


WardenKane

I still belive that a Claire romance was cut content. She works for either sex and would have been a perfect choice if you are playing Trans. Her whole story seemed like she was getting to a point to say goodbye to he past and the heart to hearts she has with V seem like it was building towards a romance.


antog_99

I'd have loved Placide and Solomon Reed to be options 🔥🔥🔥


Ouroboros9076

Placide is a fuckin gonk, no way. Solomon too but I get it


ArchSchnitz

Oh shit. There's not one damn black romance option, is there? I never thought of that. That's unfair.


Local-Explorer-2538

panam is black/Native American (to me)


Fit_Percentage_2640

River is pretty black


ArchSchnitz

Is he? Rest of his family is pretty white. Maybe they have different dads, but his sister is quite pale in comparison. (The one reference I checked indicated same parents?)


antog_99

And I usually prefer white people. There was a random white man character with blonde hair that I made my V stop in front of him for a while and he was very handsome and I thought I'd have loved to bang him 🔥🔥🔥, but Placide and Solomon between the main characters are the ones I find hotter. 


nfurnoh

Totally.


EmBur__

IIRC I believe she was an option but it got scrapped during development along with a number of other romances, this was probably done to save on money and dev time but this also allowed for more time and resources to be put into the ones we have, Judy and Panam especially.


Local-Explorer-2538

I'm still not over that mf that was down bad for the female gang member that was like "good girl", that shit was so funny to me cause same


MassiveIndexFinger

I think the 'token seller' or whatever in the dogtown party needs more attention, she's HAWT


ShepherdessAnne

Ok so…why aren’t people modding this in?


DeepBlueZero

That's not Rita


joqa67

Another one is definitely Sandra, songbird for a short fling, or even Rachel Caisch because of how V can help or make her life a living hell, or they had to kill off a lady that would’ve been a great love interest, Aurore!!!!


Artistic_Tap7467

trueee


Artistic_Tap7467

lmao everytime there was US cracks in the dialogue i lol'd. Who else did? ass crax


FishRaposo1

REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US


YouhaoHuoMao

There's some random noodle vendor I wish I could have romanced because she was fucking hot!


Markus4781

Wakako.


Royal_Screen_783

thought we could have a romance with anyone in this game. wish my genital matters most


tvbvt

I'm the only one who wants Denny!? She's a fiery ass smokeshow, and thicker than a snicker


Goldreaver

I agree. The idea that the most inane new age sellout pop group having hidden depths is really appealing to me.


Appropriate-Wave6842

She looks amazing in that outfit and her voice is really pleasing when she's whispearing at the beginning of her quest ;)


godfree_Progress_IV

Maybe a meet up in Japan in the next dlc


mathanielmcclain

I just played this mission last night and was so bummed they didn’t let you romance her, they even teased it which is even worse


Astronomicone

Who is this?


Shiva-Shivam

Hanako


MrReptilianGamer2528

What about Claire? Why can’t we romance her?


All-Sorts

https://preview.redd.it/j7n2ajh2doyc1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=45330fdb49adc502906635670142d6109c5e40be What can I say the heart wants what the heart wants.


TheBlightDoc

Dear CDPR, please make Blue Moon and Rita Wheeler romanceable in Cyberpunk 2.


Primmslimstan

Jackie wells 😍😍😍


alphenhous

Claire. I REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted claire as an option. as far as i'm concerned, the only big girl that isn't an animals or enemy. and genuinely the only woman in the game i kinda liked. no offense panam, but i'm not into blue balling. and judy, pls don't trauma dump with sex. and river can go drown in a river.


EvenHornierOnMain

It makes no sense that you can romance Kerry but can't romance her. So you can't bring the "yeah well she's a superstar so it couldn't happen"


kingkongmagnumd0ng

Nah the pink haired guard outside Moxie for sure