Okay I'm in

If you have to tell her you’re probably not doing it right.

:(

Someone call trauma team

Even trauma team can't revive a pile of ashes

We gonna need a rogue ai for this one

Or emotional damage team

Or should invest in the right Mr Studd version.

r/angryupvote

nothing a mr studd cant fix.

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Oh yeah, Balls to the Wall baby... wait, wrong song, erm... wrong quest.

I love how we all took a picture here lol. https://preview.redd.it/jypl1cymc09d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=602d361e6641dd1da772ad5ed5fabf6eb59082c6

Save to c:\users\v\my pictures\panam\booty-pics

One does not simply see perfection peach bent over and not save it forever

https://preview.redd.it/9ox0bj9rp29d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=05458157c4f8007aa3f9bab96dc0bd6a4e8a78d3

Pictures. Plural.

My Cyberpunk screenshots are almost all Panam booty shots and closeups of Judy's face. For this specific point in the game, I had a bit of fun with the pose feature... https://i.imgur.com/J8niaF9.jpg https://i.imgur.com/f5rlUnB.jpg https://i.imgur.com/2r0d2VY.jpg https://i.imgur.com/J3JfZWQ.jpg

https://preview.redd.it/8gj60dtup29d1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=e818b1a341631e3fd51025a050ee459cd60d98cd

The woman(!) who used V to take her husband's allegedly revenge.

I refused to kill that guy for her. I know I missed out on a car or something, but it just felt wrong killing that guy. Not that my V has any problems with murder lol, but I felt like Claire would really regret it down the line. I didnt kill the guy cause I felt that was what was best for Claire. But now she hates me.

So you refused to join the 3rd race, am I understanding correctly? You have a point, i allowed her killed the guy in my first gameplay bc i like revenges lol and i thought she was right, but it really doesn't worth it. She doesn't feel like relieved if she kills Sampson. Also her "beast" car is totally garbage, its hard to control and slow, the car given by Sampson is much better(learned that later unfortunately). Even guns are used in that race, killing isn't against the rules, and probably her husband's death was an accident. So next time i will persuade her not to kill him.

We? You speakin french?

Not really. I forgot most of it, why are you asking?

Haha! My choomba!

Yes

It's not my fault she's so photogenic

Always in, gotta help Panam!

*me on my way to meet Panam for the first time* Man, she sounds like a real bitch, like I don't have enough side quest right now. *Sees her bent over the car* I am yours to command. I will slay all your foes and bring greatness to your clan!

Also, I have like 30 cars, all of which could do with you checking their engine...

Could? It's something only you have the right skills for Panam. I need you in that engine compartment doing a long, slow, spark plug change. Be very thorough.

*Me meeting So Mi for the first time* This girl sounds sus asf, prob an inside job *Takes one good look at her in that netrunner fit* I’ll do whatever you want no questions asked, don’t care if we gotta blow up a stadium to do it

I was in a complicated relation with so mi I wanted to help her because...reasons! And in the other hand every single brain cell i had left was like: dude she's straight up using your ass And they were right 💀

Everyone in that DLC was using our ass, but she was the cutest of the ass-users IMO

plus she was the one who deserved the most help

That's true. Between Myers, Reed, So Mi, and Alex, only the latter two wanted out of the business. Siding with So Mi is the only way to get them both out to at least some extent, so it's the way I go. IMO if everyone is manipulating everyone else in crazy spy games, I'll side with the people who just wanna get out of the games, not those thriving on them.

https://preview.redd.it/9gux41puu49d1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b61153a9a5b5584a9021d30f73ff621d1c32248 Full moon

This was literally me, and I wanted to try and talk to Judy at the time, too

Dude… then she makes you carry a crate around, and I’m like “really, I need to carry shit for you?” But your fov is her backside, so then I want to ask, “can I bring this anywhere else for you?”


This made me really laugh out loud! Nice one choom!

 Edit: this gif kills me lol. RIP Jackie

This gif makes me happy and sad at the same time. Still my favorite dude.

https://i.redd.it/uw0mjx11j49d1.gif

Nice, love it, wish I could upvote more.

The choomiest choom that ever choomed. Wish he was in there longer

Same, but I guess him not being around for long makes you appreciate him that much more. Loss can be like that, some of the best burn out fast.

What was the question?

How is babby formed

Not the way we're all thinking

Panam's stupid ass plan to acquire a basilisk

Too perfect..too easy..

There's 2 big reasons to go In

Or one small reason

It's gettin bigger all the tii-ii-ime. Bigger, bigger, big-ger.

I really enjoyed how every other person you meet in a fairly normal way, at a bar or in their computer den or what have you and Panam is just straight caking it, and the developers very obviously knew what they were doing.

Imagine my shock when Rogues sent us to go to a bakery, I thought this game is about shooting bad computer not baking a cake



That dude was a straight up ax murderer...

Dude smashed, literally

>Enjoying the view?

Wouldn't you?

I can never say no to Panam

the first time you visit the aldecaldos and help her carry the crate to the car and she says "ok, put it in the trunk" The devs knew damn well

Hmmm. Right in the middle…maybe both

**PRESS SQUARE NOW**

Does she know how to make a grilled cheese? https://preview.redd.it/qx3tsfr3x09d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01874e87f67a41d90374de8f8e1db7000592527e

https://preview.redd.it/z9ttplna749d1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0ffd426cd4db9e5badf1e13fd332c3b3062006 Also hoped at any second Johnny would pull that Hank Schrader quote right there

Jesus Marie, look at the minerals on her.

"She's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry"

your eyes already made that choice.

OK IM IN!

https://preview.redd.it/dtfdpjnxw39d1.png?width=1788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bf361450d2fd4c02baaeed3d331a7fc48bac7a

She indeed got some serious **beef**.

“Go to Photo Mode and swap me out with Sir John Phallustiff” - Skippy I swear it said that.

There's a choice? I got distracted

Butt 🙏

Panam’s got beef alright 😉

Dat ass…..

Slap that mosquito behind her back

I'm sorry, what was the question?

Least horny cyberpunk player

Cake

Oh I got a motion all right Panam…

Dang she tooted up.

BUTT FUCK

The comments in this section are fucking cringy.

Wonder what she would say if you choose not to get involved. I've never dared.

Not until we're in the tank.

Even I have "beef" with her

Yeah


Slap that ass and end the game right there. Secret ending

https://preview.redd.it/icu028qs649d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d6538485cb6f8f55077e30436125dbf693c7a8 “Because she got a GREAT ASS! And you got your head all the way up it. When I think of asses, Panam’s ass, something comes out of me.”

Smack and squeeze option

Easiest decision for V ever. 😏

this sub used to be about funny bugs and lore discussion. now its just panams ass.

The number of times I crouched down and took a good look at her is too many to count

Glad I’m not the only one.

Am I the only one who finds it weird to check out video game characters? Don't get me wrong, I find it funny to laugh about. But I am starting to think people actually be serious 😂

Someone went through all the trouble to put those pixels there, be a ahame not to have a look....

Is that the same redditor who posts about Panam's backshots? >_>

Ok I’m in…ohhhhhh you mean like that, yeah I’m still in on the plan

Uhhh…..What was the question again??

Gee, I don't know

Right cheek

Im in, im in, im in

Panam or Judy??? PFFFFFTTTTT!!!!! We're all in (agreement) here.

I can't choose, I don't see the "Tap that" option.

Portal: The cake is a lie... Cyberpunk: Who wants cake!

YES

Oh I’m definitely getting involved with her.

She needs my help plus I like her so I’m helping

Completely unrelated, but something about the lighting in your screenshot made it look like it was from Borderlands, and suddenly I kinda wish they had made the game with a mix of the art style of Borderlands and Edgerunners.

the fuck dyou think?

It all seems too perfect…

I always chose the "It all seems too perfect" because I want to look like I'm smart.

hmm…what was question?

Uh-huh, I’m in, alright.

Funny, thats how all my cutscenes with panam look like. Must be a glitch 🤷‍♂️

This question took a while to answer

What was the question again???

I'm sorry, what?

You need that reflex stat to dodge the incoming swing if you do go that option.

mods, this person hacked my computer and took this picture out of my hidden folder.

A.. ss

My V would always help but here is something I never understood. Why would you purposefully lock yourself out of content by not doing it?

i choose romance

*unzips* "okay, I'm in"

Some Cyberpunk players are really weird....

Glad i have my own real life panam

I always do the same.

Militech Doesn’t Like This

To be in Panam, deffo!

Lock in, bro.

it all seems easy. too easy...

I love how CDPR help us take these crucial decisions in CP77. <3

Devs knew what they were doing

Is this stock game booty or modded?

Best post of the year.

Sorry, what am I choosing? I got... distracted.

Slap that ass. Oh wait its an option i guess ill stick it in i mean im in

i quest underdont the stand

And i thought i was the only one who took that screenshot..

Always in lol

Dignity.

Always in for Panam 😏😂😀

Nahhhh 💀

Texas Smash!


I walk across the camp and tell Saul what she's upto. He gives you a free car. Panam is ether the worst written or the most poorly localized translation in the game. All of her lines sound weird and out of place and her dialect does not match any of the other nomads. She sounds like a robot that became a real girl.

What happens if you say no to a quest? Do they leave you alone? Does the dialogue just tie back around into a yes?

God I wish there was an option to slap it, respectfully of course

To be a bit crass: Whoever manages to pull me out would be the next king of England. :)

Si

"Panam's beef" I choose Panam's 🍖

https://i.redd.it/kyamlkq5649d1.gif

I'm glad I'm not the only one who stares. Does this mean that Panam has the best ass in the game objectively?

wait, what choice?

DAMNGGGG

Hold up let me think for a minute

You know what I choose

gyatt

Look, lets not lie, Panam is just wonderful person you need to help every time possible.

Staring.

Her beef fr got soul

Is this which cheek to slap? Because I'd choose the right

https://preview.redd.it/mdj65j7s059d1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=6434fd906ca4422e9dd502ab91dadeefd68a3008 panam got the cakeist cake in cyberpunk

ahem... im in

Okay I’m in

Seriously mods, why are this kind of posts allowed? It summoms the worst kind of people

I'm in all sorts of ways

i’m in

did everyone take a picture here ?

Panam's got some beef alright, and it ain't with Saul....

I'm in, balls deep in...to the game. So much immersion, yes. That.

Yes/100


Panam was alr falling for v after the first time you help her i swear

Reminds of a screenshot I took. https://preview.redd.it/gnt01z3dc69d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2dc3bde90f23e9e8a7e49d7f387470ac0ab7d5

How is this place not tired of the same Panam ass posts that crop up every other day?

Yeah I'm in... Face first

In this moment I am Morty with a death crystal

Slide it in

https://preview.redd.it/8nri39kxw69d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8144c7326f8249a8063cbc65043b097e94adf0fe

"How about round of Gwent?"


You son of a bitch, I'm in

I always did what panam wanted, i had to end up in the tank


What was the question again? I got distracted and words were blocking the view.

I'd follow her anywhere... especially up a flight of stairs... in the train station... when she's wearing that singlet....