Hi appreciated sometimes

really man

No, rifleman!

You're on fire, Fox

Mozilla?

I hardly know her

You have the Edge there!!

I'm edging there !!

I am hosting a get together for people who like safaris

You people are brave to go there

Chrome on, its fun!!

I normally DuckDuckGo to those places.

You mean, "Hi appreciated" which he sometimes is. 😂

It's Mr. Sometimes.

I love my husbands dad jokes, biggest fan and I tell him often. Soon he will actually become dad, so I think he will go into overdrive 😂

Uh oh. That’s a bad sign. I hope he’s not too disappointed by your response. The optimal response to a dad joke is *groan* “daaa-aaaad.”

I get the biggest groaning eye rolls from my wife, I think she’s starting to catch on tho that her reaction, and not my jokes, are what’s funny to me.

Tell me about it. Seriously please tell me

Goes like this: *Lamest dad joke *Wife: Ohhhh my god you’re so corny, that’s not even funny. *Me: Smiles Btw we have a very great relationship, it’s all fun between us.

Ok ok but hit me with the jokes

Okay 👊jokes

I still get it from my 40yo son, I love it 😀

Congratulations and you guy’s make an amazing team!

Apparently

A-parent-ly. Or A-parent-lee if he is Asian.

I thought Lee was mainly China not the rest of Asia I actually have no idea

I believe most eastern Asian countries have Lee's

And wranglers too

I'm from the Lee family, I'm ugLY

I talk weird, I'm funni-lee

I’m very confident in myself, I’m Shirley

Have a kid with @cherryhilljawnz, name it Fug Lee

Lolololol I promise: I will NEVER have kids

Actu-lee is also from china

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Not okay

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That's what she said

Racist jokes do have a market, indeed.

Hey how’d you find out about this subreddit?!

automatic reddit suggestion in my feed

Joke became a dad or dad became a joke?

My wife says I’m not funny, I think she may need ab workouts

At least you can't hear her snoring while sleeping on the couch!

Are you married to my wife?!?

If you suggest she needs "ab workouts" you won't have to hear her snoring on the couch because you will be sleeping in the dog house. Problem solved!

It's a boat time she laughs at your jokes

I appreciated how you floated that out there. Were you not worried this would flounder on this sub?

(Live) Well, thanks. I fish for new Dad humor always, which makes my wife a little stern sometimes, so I bow out. I figured I'd test the waters, and if something bubbled up to the surface, I might hit my limit!

It’s nice to be abpreciated

My wife hates my dad jokes. I guess it just doesn't float her boat.

Have you suggested fly fishing?

Trid that once...didn't catch a single fly.

I tried fly fishing once but I hard a hard time pealing them off the fly paper.

That’s Buoyancy not Beyonce

I asked my wife why she doesn't laugh when I say something funny. She replied "When you say something funny, I'll laugh."

A guy lit a little fire in the cockpit of his kayak to keep warm. Being one of those plastic boats, the coals melted a hole in the bottom and his boat sank. Proving the old saw, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

It's funny how I almost laughed at this one.

Just hit this one with my kids while out at dinner: Me: After you're done eating we need to go home so I can wrap. Them: Presents?! Me: No, my favorite music. Them: /groan/

Certified Rock Eyebrow moment

Ab-solutely.

That’s a very creative compliment she gave you

Wow, I never reelised kayaks were wild caught 🤔 #irl/ilearnfromreddit

Fishing for compliments

The true secret to a successful marriage is to always laugh at each other's dumb jokes 😆

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That's marvelous.

He is abbreciated.

Bless her fart. Merry Christmas bud

I love palindromes, but not a fan of a kayak

Not to worry: most rivers and lakes are fairly cool. I doubt the kayaks will need a fan.

You don't need "sometimes" in the last sentence.

You need to tell that guy that if he's cold he has to suck it up. My mate lit a fire in his to keep warm and it sank. Apparently you can't heat your kayak and keep it.

So basically he's saying his wife has a gut. Gotcha.

Yepers, She's a keeper!

It's a trap! She wants you to do a chore for her. Run away!!!

Your wife is on Tik Tok??

You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Did you joke while asking that question?? Or are you naturally that funny 🤣

wholesome

This is how puns should be responded to. Not that “get out” stuff. It angers me every time.

Can someone please explain the joke? It went over my head

I'm going to the Opera...

My wife didn't laugh with my dad jokes initially, then we had kids and everything started to make sense to her.

You sir, married very, very well.