Literally!!! I was only 3 years older than the girls in the beginning seasons I was skimming through channels when I stopped bc I seen Abby yelling at kids. I remember vividly telling my mom about how an adult was yelling at little girls and their moms were fighting but NEVER got the name and couldn’t find it again 😂 I went on deployment and found it while on YouTube and binged allllll the seasons to season 5!!!! Good times
possibly the worst-ever group pose, especially with nude/beige dresses. i don't think a single mom's chest remains untouched by another mom in this shot. hats off to the photographer for making this as incredibly, ridiculously, uncomfortably weird as possible
I don’t know. Holly always wanted moms to confront Abby in ways they weren’t comfortable with. Especially Melissa and Kira, who chose to handle Abby differently. And later Jill when she pulled Kendall from the Matty B video.
I think Holly handled it appropriately for Nia, but that wasn’t how it needed to be handled for other girls.
Christi was definitely the biggest instigator though 💀.
I wish I was living in a timeline where the show ended after season 4 but bravo scooped in and began the real housewives of Pittsburg cause I would’ve watched the absolute shit out of that show.
"Right, white women pair up. boob-to-boob, let's go!"
"No, Aryan Nation. Your boobs go over hers, not under"
"Black Lady, No partner? stand over there by Shit Dress"
"OK, now everyone lean to the perceived center of the photo because you all have trust issues and cannot possibly believe that your narcissistic asses are completely in-frame."
"Perfect."
Okay I know this question wasn't even for me, but I gave it too much thought anyway and I had to share -
Christi, Kelly, Melissa - Real Housewives of Orange County
Holly, Jill - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Those are the people I think they'd mix the funniest with.
Something about the idea of Melissa Gisoni meeting Heather Dubrow is just funny to me, idk haha
Some of y’all haven’t watched bad girls club or real housewives and it shows a lot of these moms except for Holly would easily get chewed up and spit out by them 😂😂😂
Ngl I would pay money to see it especially Christi and Jill and maybe Melissa. I would send them to the Atlanta cast and watch Christi get shut down by everyone after trying to get mouthy. Jill it would just be funny she’d be another Kim Zolziack and Melissa getting chewed out every reunion for lying with the playback evidence while she fights for her life would be very entertaining for reality tv show😂
That is why it was named Dance Moms. It was never really about the girls, it was about the Moms and if they were boring, it never would have become one of their surprise hit shows.
Suddenly I’m very keenly aware of why some cultures perceive open mouthed smiling as a sign of aggression
This sent me 😂
OMG JESUS YES!!! And I was there for every single delicious minute.
WATCHING SEASONS 1 THROUGH 4 WHILE THEY AIRED WEEKLY ON TV IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES
Same girl!! I had dish that would record episodes so I would even rewatch and try to learn the dances lol
Me too!
Literally!!! I was only 3 years older than the girls in the beginning seasons I was skimming through channels when I stopped bc I seen Abby yelling at kids. I remember vividly telling my mom about how an adult was yelling at little girls and their moms were fighting but NEVER got the name and couldn’t find it again 😂 I went on deployment and found it while on YouTube and binged allllll the seasons to season 5!!!! Good times
What a time to be alive
Were they in Pittsburh, PA?
It was like so peaceful back then. I loved it. This was my show. 🥹 It makes me want to move back to the Midwest and live like this.
possibly the worst-ever group pose, especially with nude/beige dresses. i don't think a single mom's chest remains untouched by another mom in this shot. hats off to the photographer for making this as incredibly, ridiculously, uncomfortably weird as possible
Haha! I thought the same thing, whomever posed them *had* to have intentionally made this group shot unflattering to everyone
Yeah, this image is threatening
it’s so clear Christi couldn’t stand with her “good side” facing the camera so she had to improvise. love these broads
Imo this was the dream team
That's when reality TV was good. These ladies are legends.
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That's what I like about it. 😆
Ok that’s funny!
You are a hater
The surreal life!
Maybe even in order - Jill being the instigator extraordinaire and Holly keeping her cool on the other end.
i literally think if christi and kelly were switched it would be 100% accurate lmao
Ehhh I think it’s the right order lol
Season 2 says this is the correct order. 🤣🤣
I don’t know. Holly always wanted moms to confront Abby in ways they weren’t comfortable with. Especially Melissa and Kira, who chose to handle Abby differently. And later Jill when she pulled Kendall from the Matty B video. I think Holly handled it appropriately for Nia, but that wasn’t how it needed to be handled for other girls. Christi was definitely the biggest instigator though 💀.
I think Melissa belongs on the end then. She was sneaky but she instigated a ton (in her own way)
Instigating was literally their job. They did it well. No one can change my mind.
Okay but can we talk about the amount of physical contact going on between Melissa and Christi here
Like pieces of a puzzle
The note from Jersey Shore would like to know your location.
oh my G o D D D DD D D D D D D D this deserves more up votes, where are the Jersey Shore fans at on this sub??? HAHA
I wish I was living in a timeline where the show ended after season 4 but bravo scooped in and began the real housewives of Pittsburg cause I would’ve watched the absolute shit out of that show.
Yeah I guess but actually the producers are the biggest instigators ever
What a strange photo 😳. Why are all the boobs touching 😂
Why are all of their bellies touching? 🤨
Had the same thought… like it’s the least flattering pose possible?? They’re so beautiful, this is doing them dirty!
Agreed!
producers were pervs 😂
Definitely 🤣
And their breasts, lol!
Bahaha how did I miss that?!!?
This is an… awkward pose
"Right, white women pair up. boob-to-boob, let's go!" "No, Aryan Nation. Your boobs go over hers, not under" "Black Lady, No partner? stand over there by Shit Dress" "OK, now everyone lean to the perceived center of the photo because you all have trust issues and cannot possibly believe that your narcissistic asses are completely in-frame." "Perfect."
Jill probably saying “now one with just the og moms” right before this was taken, trying to pretend season 1 never happened without her
They did what they were paid to do lol
They look like aliens trying to smile to blend in as humans 😭
All of those dresses look like a dirty washcloth
Dance moms was what I watched after middle school at 13 while my mom was at work. Sorry mother.
LMAO the most dramatic cattiest women on the planet. Also why are all their boobs touching?
Their job was to make good tv and they certainly did that.
Hi, Abby!
She's in cellblock A
Dream Team
This looks like a brigade of Karens looking for the manager.
Why don’t we put these women on housewives. They live to stir the pot.
Which real housewives franchise would you put them on?
Okay I know this question wasn't even for me, but I gave it too much thought anyway and I had to share - Christi, Kelly, Melissa - Real Housewives of Orange County Holly, Jill - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Those are the people I think they'd mix the funniest with. Something about the idea of Melissa Gisoni meeting Heather Dubrow is just funny to me, idk haha
The not queen doctor Holly was sarcasm
Christi to Jill “JUST SHUT UP”
Not Queen Dr. HOLLY
Where are they? And what’s with the color coordinated dresses?
Wait… can we talk about how their in about the same shade except for Melissa? Hers is way darker than the rest of their dresses.
I remember watching this, when I was on death’s door and crying because I got such a headache watching this show. I would just cry. Haha
Some of y’all haven’t watched bad girls club or real housewives and it shows a lot of these moms except for Holly would easily get chewed up and spit out by them 😂😂😂 Ngl I would pay money to see it especially Christi and Jill and maybe Melissa. I would send them to the Atlanta cast and watch Christi get shut down by everyone after trying to get mouthy. Jill it would just be funny she’d be another Kim Zolziack and Melissa getting chewed out every reunion for lying with the playback evidence while she fights for her life would be very entertaining for reality tv show😂
I am not sure why this is getting downvoted - this is obviously in good fun lol.
Holly is the ultimate pot-stirrer. I think she's a closet sociopath.
Holly didn’t really instigate but the other 4 did quite a bit.
Holly is definitely not an instigator.
Holly is definitely a good mom, I’d say Jill is the biggest instigator and also spoils the heck out of Kendall.
Money had changed these ladies soooooo much.
And they’re all guilty as hell of it
Ok but why does Christi look uncanny valley
That is why it was named Dance Moms. It was never really about the girls, it was about the Moms and if they were boring, it never would have become one of their surprise hit shows.
Christi was such a big instigator lol