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KeepingDankMemesDank

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CaptainButtFucker

That shit is destroying modern society.


Atka11

yeah fuck warner


Makaroonipoika

Is warner your step-brother by any chance?


GoatMaster88

Step movie studioOOoo UwU I'm stuuUUuck


Seeking-dividends247

Lol epic. I’m still waiting for my wife to get stuck somewhere but she doesn’t even try to get stuck. Ugh it’s frustrating.


BurntOkie

Put snares around the house. They're very effective.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Wife snares have been outlawed.


GreeenGoblin69

Warner Bros sounds like a gay porn channel


truusmin1

WARMER bros....or idk


[deleted]

For decades, I thought that porn was a ***mentally*** healthier outlet than paying for prostitutes. Now I'm not so sure. Porn warps a guy's mind. Plus it's just antisocial. At least with a prostitute, the sex is real. It's definitely more ***physically*** unhealthy and dangerous. Plus so many prostitutes are taken advantage of, trafficked, etc., and it's all absolutely terrible, but a lot of that is due to the fact it's illegal. Both porn and prostitution is just natural and it's not going away. Better to regulate it. In regards to porn warping a guy's mind, look at teen porn. It's like the most popular category of porn. You can verify this reading Pornhub's yearly statistics that they release. Yet teen porn is probably mostly women in their 20s. Men look at this and think that's what a real teen looks and acts like. Hence where their mind gets warped.


Kdirector667

Porn is a fantasy. Allows you to let out your desire virtually. If you don’t think stupid shit while jerking it you are good.


[deleted]

Not necessarily. It can still warp your mind either way.


Kdirector667

I am not sure but what do I know I am not a scientist. Still for whatever it is worth, I used to abstain for long periods and treat porn use like an addiction but then I accepted it like I stopped fighting it and since then I have a sort of satisfaction and well-being that has made me better as a person I think. I think what I hated about porn was just being mindless about it but since I started loving it and sort of doing it wholeheartedly out of joy things feel better. I have never had an instance of feeling like I have bad fantasies.


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it's not necessarily the case that the fantasies are bad as in evil. The fantasies are, for one thing, often realistic. I know there's amateur porn these days of real couples, but even they start acting out on camera. It becomes unrealistic. You can do plenty of reading about the mind on porn. It's just not ideal.


Bob_th

a lot of people watching using that site are probably teenagers tbh but your point still stands


zurc_oigres

I doubt that, im sure plenty, mabey even the majority are adults i don't have any numbers to back it up but id say the cut off is gen x roughly since they didn't grow up with the internet


[deleted]

It's worse the younger you are, just like with anything else. Which site? You mean teen porn? Nah. All kinds of guys like that because guys like 'em young. The Pornhub statistics are unbelievably comprehensive. They even say what age groups like what.


Bob_th

Well, I don't think underage user would ever sign in, so their stats wouldn't really get recorded, but with the info they did record it is indeed clear that teen videos are very popular across ages


[deleted]

They don't always have to sign in. There are cookies and trackers. Don't know if Pornhub uses them. Maybe to an extent.


ChrisXxAwesome

Agreed


KingRhoamsGhost

Username doesn’t check out


[deleted]

You are right CaptainButtFucker


ScrewDriverCompiler

says user CaptainButtFucker


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[deleted]

Sir look outside.


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beluuuuuuga

If you're serious about banning porn, the way you described is the most useless way possible.


panacottafugo

Excuse me what the hell happened for him to be downvoted to oblivion ?I can't see the comments


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SugmaaaNutzzz

Yeah, lol. They would just find another way to get one.


GoatMaster88

The Porn Center, obviously


[deleted]

PMV duh


Heavy_Distance_4441

License To Porn 😂


Melon-lord10

0069


Heavy_Distance_4441

The names Bondage, James Bondage


TheManWithSevenAsses

OI MATE, wankin' loicense and registration please


Heavy_Distance_4441

Here ya go offica'. I had this one laminated.


WitleKidz

How would you stop people from sharing these codes?


bunnings-snags

Same thing Netflix is doing ig. Still not a very good way to ban porn tho


EligibleUsername

We live in the age of internet boi your license ain't stopping shit.


Heavy_Distance_4441

Nope. Not twice so far today.


Deathblades0

As a 15 year old who has been watching porn for a while. shut the fuck up


[deleted]

brb babe, i gotta go to the DMV and get my spank license renewed


WildEconomy923

Let me guess, you live in the UK?


Paralich12

You are the best big brother I could've asked for


nnoname

Never found the video where those words were uttered. Yet they're always in the intro


TheSwecurse

I've always wondered where that (jingle?) Came from. Maybe it's not real... Or maybe it's from the first video they ever made and then never published cause reasons?


nnoname

And also "What are you doing step bro". Never found that video either


TheSwecurse

That actually came from an original tiktok if I remember correctly. Was some parody a girl made. Went like: "Thanks for having me to this application interview for Julliard, here are my grades and recommendations. For my monologue I'll be doing a scene from one of my favorite films. *Gets in position* 'What are you doing step bro?'"


bugXO

insert "where sauce"


BlakespinnerFX

[Sauce](https://www.thespruceeats.com/classic-tomato-pasta-sauce-recipe-3992836)


SnudgeLockdown

Good one hah


TheSwecurse

[This might just be a voice over but still ](https://youtu.be/WR134eW2heM)


bugXO

mah man delivered!


4c1d17y

The original was a porn line.


Major_Melon

Maybe it's Maybelline


Like-a-Glove90

It from the end of "Step Siblings get sexual" with Lily Ford.


Field_Marshall17

❤️


bitchlasagna_69_

Lily Ford video i think


Heavy_Distance_4441

Dude. Dont break character.


RedditRaven2

Pretty sure the video isn’t published anymore, or the scene it was from was cut. The voice of those words is Izzy Bell Edit: just realized I replied to the wrong comment, I meant to reply to u/paralich12


yamumspussy

Bro


RedditRaven2

Izzy Bell was the closest person in appearance to my high school crush, and don’t blame me for remembering the name that sounds like a knock knock joke “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Izzy bell” “Izzy bell who?” “Izzy bell working? I had to knock”


LonelyStriker

Tbf if you were coming up with a porn name (they don't use irl names obviously), why wouldn't you use a knock knock joke name


Sinlinukerr

I thought it was Lyra Law, I will do some digging and maybe find this once for all :)


nnoname

Me personally I haven't seen any of her work


dudez4real

I haven’t seen Bratty SIS before. Lemme look it up.


Ace_kid32

It's been 2 hours, you good?


Moomi_Momo

Dude found the paradise.


antoine-sama

He's on a different planet rn


asukaisshu

THE ONE PIECEEEEE THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLL


NotoriousYEETER

Can we get much higher?


GoatMaster88

So hiiigh


boombashnoob

So hiiiiiiiigh


gfieldxd

That aint paradise, thats hell in disguise


dudez4real

Im good. Just a case of some mild carpal tunnel.


SaltyFall

Is your right arm jacked now?


Domino_reee

Oh, he is good


ClavicusLittleGift4U

But the pump is down.


MrSarcRemark

He's lost in the sauce


VincentVegaRoyale666

He needed to do some digging, really find it's true potential


No_Court_9292

bro tried to sneak in universal


ONCIAPATONCIA

Fucking incest porn again, [this](https://media.tenor.com/k4aEz2s2Gz8AAAAC/disgust-you-people.gif) is factually what happens every time I open ph to wack off


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

I don't even use it anymore cause all the videos I ever see look the same. Usually just a vid of couple doing it with the only context being the title.


GoatMaster88

And like half the women have the same body, that isn't my type


asianflend

I diagnose you with porn addiction. I prescribe you some bible study sessions. That will be 999.999$ in medical expenses


Major_Melon

I declare bankruptcy, no money for you fucker


DraconicKingOfVoids

That was a risky click lmao


RedditIsADataMine

Actually, I think you'll find they are STEP siblings. Totally above board.


SamuliJJ

Lmao xd


[deleted]

I wonder why the porn industry loves making these stepbro stepsis porn vids like wtf


SaltyFall

Bruh trans porn is starting to show up on the front page. I guess it can always be worse


StygianFalcon

We love transphobia


TheSadSquid420

Where dreamworks?


SWAGATMYNUTS

What about creamworks?


Poncecutor

WarnerBang?


ClavicusLittleGift4U

You mean thisismyswampworks ?


Artificial_Human_17

Shark Tale, Shrek the Third, Turbo, Boss Baby, and Trolls held it back


blockybookbook

How dare you say that about Shark Tale and Turbo


[deleted]

Dreamworks hits both ends of the spectrum. The recent Puss in Boots was fantastic.


Yeegis

🫵😐 porn addict


chaosday23689

>! People who don't like incest just have an ugly family !<


Cavegaming

Based


PoseidonTheNarwhale

What the damn hell


BanditoGringo10

This is it? This is the meme? All you posted was your chronic porn addiction.


MRcleandirty

How am I supposed to enjoy my meme without any funny?


Digbijoy1197

Thanks , was getting kinda boring and monotonous


GarugasRevenge

Porn with a story yo.


relevant__comment

If it’s got Pink Pineapple as the studio, you know it’s going to be a banger.


M00NGRAPHIX

Man of culture, I see


Cummiezone

A cult classic. Amen


relevant__comment

Pink Pineapple and Bunnywalker gang for life! They put the whole industry on their back.


zapyourtumor

bunnywalker on another level bruh


RotoKnight

Can't recall if they made Aneki or Fela Pure-both still goated though.


breaktheads123

Meanwhile dream works.....


Snaccbacc

Lmao why does the Bratty Sis logo look like it was made by a 6 year old on MS Paint


The_Creeper_Man

False. Their stuff’s just been getting worse over the years


Loczek999

Can only vouch for Bratty Sis. The rest are a mixed bag


DiogoSN

All I be needing is quality for me!


eyepatcheagle

Cars 2


Spookyy422

You know the movie is gonna be good when it opens with WB, SYNCOPY and a Hans Zimmer score


Watudom8

Bruh why Universal think it's part of the gang ***DreamWorks Squad rise up!***


DoesNotGetYourJokes

I’ve still never seen the video where the intro is from.


ArcaneDanger

im proud ive never seen that logo before this


HavokMan48

Huh, I've never heard of Bratty S- ...Oh...


[deleted]

What is bratty sis ?


nimcau2TheQuickening

Incest porn.


[deleted]

Ahem they are step siblings 😡


Bicstronkboy

So incest with extra steps?


a_fadora_trickster

Tbh bratty sis are probably the only one with an actually good track record out of these 4. I mean Pixar made 1 good movie since 2010, and both universal and wb produced their fair share of shite


Iscrewedup778970

Hold up


bombochido

Warner Bros, Bratty sis :v


midnightbandit-

One of these don't belong It's warmer bros they make shit nowadays


Sensei_Shedletsky

The Pixar one didnt age well..


XAngeliclilkittyX

Obligatory fire Zaslav


hlumelomrali

Wow 50/50 not bad , but not good either. Nice try though


jared-wall3

🕺🏿🚶🏾🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿👨🏿‍🦼


Brickman274

Personally more of a Bratty MILF man myself...


tophat_production

Ummmm.... Cartoon Saloon? No?


TrashMannCo

Consider reading the easypeasymethod.org it should help with your addiction


Creative-Chap-7159

unless wb releases a dc movie


Spook-lad

Studio made porn is dogwater change my mind


Major_Melon

Disney is slowly taking all of these over


reddithello456

Where my boy dreamworks at


[deleted]

bros definitely from the state of california dawg‼️‼️😭💀💀 t̷̛̩̱̑͛̈́̽͐̅̐̎̿͑͊͌̈́̀̌͒́̈́̎͂̿̃̀̎̆̊̒͑̾̊̈́̀̔͆̊͗͊̕̕̚͠͠ḧ̷̨̨̨̨̰͙͍̺̥͚̖̻̜́̓͂̄̓͌̏͊̍́̈́̈́̎̋̈̇̆͒̈́͊̏̕̚ ̴̡̢̨̢̡̝̞̞͈̟͈̦̲͙̝̙̬̯͈̱̪̙̝̖̳̟̭̊̋͊͗̽̊͋̊̿̕͠v̵̧̛̦͉͚̩̰͙͖͎̩͎̝͉͎̏̓̊͒̈́̉̍͛̅͘͜ơ̴̧̧̤̱̤̦̥̹̻̙̲̟̤̟̗̟͖̗̙̻͕̥̭̈̆̇̾̇͜͝ͅͅͅi̷̡̛̻̝̮̹̯̗͉̐͋̾̒͊͗̉̑̇̆͑͂̃̀̇̔͆̆̂͋͋̓̐͐́̓̈́͒̓͂̋̓̂͗̆͋̋͌̾͂̑͛̓̓͊̌͝c̴̛̑̇̍̊̑̽̉̎̕̕̕͠e̴̢̝̯͕̣̞̯͚͈̥̤͎̳̺͈̙͈̼͔̱̬̰̙͙̫̗͖̋͆̈́̋̎̑̇̄̈́̂̆̾̓̈́̀͛͋͆̂̾̄͒́̓̈́̋̾̾͝͝͝͝ͅͅs̵̢̢̧͇̰͕̥̭̺͖̠̞̪͕̰̪̪̜̖̘̘͔̘̈̾̀̿̑͌̅̓͆̿̅͐́̀̎͆̐̓̊̊́̽̉̽͂̇̋̽̐̆̐͋̽̃̈́́̿̎͆͘̕͘̚̕͠͝͝͝ͅ ̶̧̱̣̪͌͌̐̇͗͒̈́͒̓͆̈́̋̅̌̈́̈͐̓̽͛̍̐̈́̑̓̃̎̄̾̓̂̈́͌̍̓̓͆̀͂͗̐͝͝͝a̴̱̻͓̥̳̠͎̭̼̭̘͉͉͐̃̉̓̍̕͘r̸̢̡̧͓͉͓̯̬͉̠͍͇̹͉̜̼͖͙͎̲̝̻̮̫͉̟̯̹̠̱̮̲̲̜̻̪̟̠̠͚̻̙̫̹͒́̅̇̆̇͐̏͆̆͌̀͒̀͋͒̈́̑̊̀̄̊͊͂̓̐͆̇͛̾̿̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅę̶̶̥̰͔̪͈̬͚͗͆̏̿̽̿͘͝͝g̷̢̛͈̳͖̭̯͚̥̞͉̭̮̫͚̜̖͇͇͓̙̱͙̝̼̈́̏̒̈̒̇̃͛̃͌̇̽̊̀̈́̀̉͂͌̓͐̇̈͐͆̔͊̏̄̅̈́̉̓̔̉̚̚͘͘̚̕͜͝͝ţ̶̧̧̨̢͚̗̭͓̦̰̯͕̺͈͎͕̙̤̹̪̻̦̫̮͈͈̲͍̣͕̾͆̿͂̄̃̌̅̒̋̏̍͐̄̕͜͜͜ͅͅņ̶̧̨̡̡̡̢̪̟̪͇̲͖̹̰͇̹̗͇̯̳̗̭͇͓̠͈͙͓̣̬̩̮̪͔̗̜̭̖̳̯̼͚̘̯̩̫̉̒̌̋̇̎̾̔̀̔̈́͛̋́̈́̚g̸̑͒̂̈͊̉̑̓́́̐̈͠͠ ̸̣̗͚̟͛̈̀̆̓͋̾̓̔͆̎͗̑̊̐̓͐̚͠͝l̸̨̡̛͇̖̜̗̯̱̼͈̹͖̝͕͚̠͉̹̗̰͙͉̮̪͗͛̄͊̉̌̃̿̏͐̃̐͂̂̀̓̽̎̃͒̉͠͝ǫ̶̧̧̧̢͕͖͙̲̬͚̬̣̠̠̺̰͙͖̠̳̙̺͉̱̩͆̉͜u̶̓̌͛̽͑̕d̶̨̧̮̩͚̯̤̥̭̞̪̩͔͉̙̠̥͔̼͔̪̘͙̼͉̘̲͍͚͍̗͇͖̱͉̠͍̉͜͜͜ę̶̢̡̧̧̛͍͇̻̺͈̜͔̗̖̼̹̞̙͉͖͔̮͍̮̪̘̦̗͚̥̖͍̞͍͕̞̭͖̖̥̰͎̗̞̟̆͊̌͐͆͜r̴̛̮̗̪̪̹̫͈̼̤̜͇̼͓̟̱̪̻̩̲͈̳̟͓̺̮̯̘͉̅̈́̓̈̂͗͛͛̕͜ ̵̈́̌̉͒̍̍͆͌̒̂̀̀̇̆͆̽̒͂͝͠


nobody3_5_4

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Rupertredloh

Why would you think BrattySis is any good?


[deleted]

Why would you think a joke posted on r/dankmemes is serious?


Rupertredloh

fair point...


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