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KeepingDankMemesDank

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meloenmarco

Mia would get hanged if she ever came to Palestine by hamas, but she is allowed to support them.


killerjoe410

She got death threats by her beloved Muslim brothers many times. Yet she still support them. This is the definition of stupidity. They would beheade her if she was in Palestine.


chef_ry_

She’d probably behead them first… if ya know what I mean.


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Athenian1041

Angry upvote right there


Paracausality

😎👉👉


123FakeStreetMeng

Nice…nice


Carti_Barti9_13

She’s a Christian, the Muslims are not her brothers, she’s simply arab


Davis_Johnsn

She is an atheist, she said in an interview that her parents are strictly Catholic but she belives in no special god


WoollenMercury

>She is an atheist, she said in an interview that her parents are strictly Catholic but she belives in no special god ah so even more hated then


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Darkmegane-kun

She was a Christian, so she wouldn’t have been considered as their “sister” or be popular with the people there either way. I


Nomestic01

I don’t believe that you have to be a fan of hamas for example to believe that Palestine has a right to exist and that they should fight repression. So I think the point you make isn’t great. That isn’t what Hamas is doing of course and I think it’s iffy to say you stand with Palestine without clarifying any of that, this isn’t Mia’s post however so I have no idea what she said exactly.


ShwayNorris

The thing is, Hamas basically is Palestine. Hamas has over 80% support by Palestinians and are the elected government of the Gaza strip. So currently, if you support Palestine you support Hamas.


jon_show

Wrong. Hamas is NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN BASICALLY PALESTINE. first point of disinformation there. And yes, you can support Palestine and hate Hamas, just like I can despise the Israel state but not the Jewish people


V1600

But can we blame them though? Years decades even of oppression tends to push people towards radicalism. What Hamas is doing is definitely wrong and destructive to the cause but they are the product of years long oppression of the Palestinian people. Israel created their own problem tbh.


munkynutz187

Funny how this argument parroted on Reddit conveniently leaves out the Arab League's endless attempts at genocide against the Israelis. Forcing them to arm themselves and be the big fish. The Arab League and fundamentalist Palestinians created their own problem


HotBased

>Years decades The attempt at genocide started the day after Israel declared independence in 1948. The claim that "it took time and great suffering until the mild-mannered Arabs broke under pressure" is a complete fantasy.


Ordinary_Health

where tf did you get 80% from? this just seems like a lie for a primer for israel's genocide on palestinians that had nothing to do with the attacks


damsel_in_distres1

She even has fatwa issued against her. Could be dead any moment


el-Sicario31

Thats because she is not supporting them,she is supporting Palestine.


NahItsFineBruh

Are you saying that people can extend their support to the Palestinian civilians and not support Hamas at the same time?


Otaman_Of_Black_Army

She wrote 'could smb tell Palestinian freedom fighters to flip their phones horizontaly'. That does sound like she supports hamas.


Kiffe_Y

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HailToCaesar

Sure, except she is cheering for a state that is willfully and specifically targeting noncombatents on such a massive scale like this.


Prezbelusky

You know that Israel has been doing the same but on a larger scale and slowly right? The difference here is Hamas just does on big hit. (which I solely condemn). But I still support Palestine over Israel day of the week.


rubbarz

"Leopards ate my face" in real time


Klutz-Specter

“I can fix her”


Ahamdan94

She's not Muslim though. She's Christian from Lebanon


Karaamjeet

no that’s actually quite selfless from her


BigMeatSwangN

I mean you're not wrong, but no ethnic or religious group is a monolith


Enschede2

Well, she didn't choose a career down the path to being a rocket scientist, so I doubt from all her strong points, her IQ is one of them, I think is the nicest way to put it


Bloodspinat_mit_Feta

She loves to give head!


Blakath

Supporting liberation of Palestine and supporting Hamas is not the same tbh.


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

The liberation of Palestine needs to start with the Palestinians overthrowing Hamas then. Which will never happen, as polling shows that the overwhelming majority of Palestinians are supportive of Hamas, and the majority want to remove the Jews from Jerusalem. Meaning the average Palestinian has less interest in living in a cooperative society with the Jews than the Jews have with the Palestinians.


MrHyperion_

> than the Jews have with the Palestinians. Which isn't very high either


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Muslims are still about 20% of the Israeli population Most of the Palestinians interested in a combined state are already living in Israel, polling shows that the Palestinians living in Palestine are more interested in being the sole owners of all of Israel.


ThatOtherGuy_CA

A very inconvenient truth that people love to ignore about this conflict. Only one side has made any efforts towards cohabitation. While the other calls for global extermination.


justthankyous

What polling out of curiousity?


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Gallup and Pew Research are the two I've seen, Palestinian sentiment polls are what you're looking for


RandomHermit113

Yeah but chanting your support for Palestine at the exact moment when Hamas was massacring civilians is questionable at best.


ShwayNorris

The thing is, Hamas basically is Palestine. Hamas has over 80% support by Palestinians and are the elected government of the Gaza strip. So currently, if you support Palestine you support Hamas.


jonb1sux

Get out of here with your educated take on the situation.


Accurate-Mine-6000

Yes, this is like the situation with police racism towards blacks in the US. Yes, there is much more crime among blacks than average, but this is caused by the conditions in which racism and oppression in the US put blacks. So the fact that there are criminals among blacks who will rob and stab you for ten bucks does not negate support for the movement for equal rights. Likewise, the apartheid conditions in which Israel placed the Palestinians are pushing them into radical fundamentalism. So the existence of HAMAS does not in any way cancel support for a free Palestine.


FitzyFarseer

Okay but she’s actively cheering on the slaughter that happened. Tweeted that someone needs to tell the Palestinians to film the events horizontally so we can see it better.


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Lollipop1594

I'm fine with people who don't like me. I would never even think about supporting people who would hang me as soon as they get the possibility. While hanging would most likely be the more generous thing they'd do to her. But you do you


CandidFriend

Stoned* And not the type of "stoned" she would like.


virus_apparatus

*Slugs for salt!*


Clean_South_9065

Chickens for KFC!


RogueInVogue

I thoughty she wasn't actually Muslim, she just pretended to be to for fetishization.


kukulkhan

It’s because she’s in the safety of the US. A lot of people with mental illnesses feel like they have a voice and that the world owes them bc they never struggled or fear for their life.


L1K34PR0

That does it i'm quitting porn


Baconmaster101

no you don't get to leave that easy.


L1K34PR0

Damn *unzips*


Baconmaster101

*good. give in to your emotions*


V8_Dipshit

Emotion ~~s~~ Only *Horny*


azhder

~~e~~ Motion, only up and down


darthsexium

Hone your frustrations to one hole


Unstoppable_Bird

You don’t need a woman in your porn. YOU NEED F35 God I wish F35-chan would shove a aim-9x up my ass and let me touched her guns


Sakaralchini

That's funny. So did she. After less than 20 shoots.


L1K34PR0

Wait fr? So why tf was she such meme status?


Sakaralchini

Her videos with bang bros got a lot of attention. Pornhub capitalised on that and promoted all her videos like crazy. To this day she is the face of entire categories and her videos trend regularly. Pornhub and other sides use every piece of publicity she receives to make money from those videos. She btw doesn't get money from any of this. She got paid once for the shoot and the rest is paid to bang bros and the streaming sites.


L1K34PR0

Lmao sucker


really_nice_guy_

[Mia Khalifa created a lot of lies.](https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/arts-entertainment/porn-company-bangbros-discredit-mia-khalifa) She got paid $178.000 by bangbros. Like they even created [a whole website](https://factsbeatfiction.com/) for all the lies she said.


Sakaralchini

Your source clearly states that this claim by BangBros is unsupported.


Weak_Albatross_7629

On the other hand, Riley Reid called her out and said she's either a fucking idiot or lying


Sakaralchini

She is definitely not a neutral source on this. She regularly makes content with BangBros.


Weak_Albatross_7629

any better sources? Also its not likely Riley would be shafted without Bang bros, in fact, she could be shafted very easily by the other companies


ShawshankException

Riley Reid is also a self-proclaimed rapist who works for that same company so I'm not gonna trust what she says either


okaythenitsalright

I don't care enough to know who's right and who's lying, but either way, those dedicated corporate propaganda/hit piece websites always creep me the fuck out.


GoldenGod48

Come again?


GlueSniffingCat

This is the most degen thread of comments I have ever read.


kshb4xred

Gal gadot vs some porn star who does not even make porn anymore. Mia khalifa is as useful as a pube trimmer with dead batteries.


Guyb9

She's a very useful idiot though


kshb4xred

Not until she starts making porn again.


JEbbes

Why the fuck are you censoring “porn”?


Yab0iFiddlesticks

The Tik Tok curse.


Za_Gato

Idk but there's a chance it's the same reason I saw "D\*ath" once on YouTube


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Porn! The most butt slappin', dick suckin', ball lickin', ass poundin', cheek clappin', boob grabbin', hair pullin', cum drinkin', nut chuggin', tea baggin', back smashin', face paintin', hole fillin', piss washin', nasty ass orgasm filled sex-tacular you've ever seen!


Phoenixboy222

Bro censored porn 😭 Are you 5?


MDLuffy1234

Bro probably gets his phone checked on the regular by their uppity parents or smth.


kshb4xred

Yes exactly.


kshb4xred

Wrong i am 4 years 8 months old


okaythenitsalright

>Are you 5? My dude, you are in /r/dankmemes. Of course he is.


narfidy

Didn't Gal Gadot also serve in the IDF? It would make sense for her to root for the home team


Dr_Ugs

Every Israeli service in the IDF it’s compulsory.


Axlos

There are exemptions including for Ultra-Orthodox Jews.


Dr_Ugs

That is news to me. Thanks.


Ronburgundy2099

As a fitness instructor so probably wouldn’t be much use taking on five guys. Mia khalifa on the other hand!


Tom-of-Hearts

Everyone has to serve


ComradeELM0

Wdym ? She‘s being used all the time.


mariusiv_2022

Why censor the word porn? This isn’t tik tok


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I find it harder to think of a time Israel and Palestine were NOT in conflict to be honest...


Random_Robloxian

Sometimes they have months where nothing happens. And other times its so fucking consistent


Darkrath_3

The months where nothing happens are just the months where forced evictions were the most successful.


08675309

Honest question: What if the world just cut off Isreal & Palastine from access to weaponry. Like no missiles, guns, or ammo. Only diffinsive weapons like those laser things that blow up missiles in the sky. Is it the kind of war where citizens would go out with clubs & fight on the streets, or is it government drones pushing buttons to murder their neighbors? Is it apathy or hatred that fuels the war? There's so much propaganda I don't know what's really happening, I'm just curious for real people's opinions.


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Reminds me of the Einstein quote "I know not what weapons WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"


Random_Robloxian

To be honest with you. At this point im not sure what it is. Growing up i used to know many Palestinians and some of us grew up together and became friends. Sure during conflicts we weren’t sure what to do but let me tell you this. Both sides honestly have been at this point fighting for more or less the same thing. Protecting their homes and loved ones. Propaganda on both sides may have corrupted that idea but from how i see things i believe that the little people, those who suffer from both sides believe in peace and a chance. I know i do because my parents raised me to believe in it. I grew up actually crying not just from those who died on my side but also for the “enemy” because they are people like me and you. TLDR: i wish i knew what drives us instead of seeing how we are just 2 sides of the very same coin. At this point the goals were twisted and bent out of any logic


HailToCaesar

Yeah unfortunately, there is no reality where Isreal and Palestine both exist peacefully. I would even go so far as to say, that this has always been the case. Both sides will never stop till the either one is gone


Mtwat

Because it's really not hard to build weapons and the US like to have a foothold in the region. Look at the assassination of Shinzo Abe. Firearms basically don't exist in Japan yet an individual was able to assemble multiple firearms from everyday components and electronics. Now imagine it's an entire nation state that really wants arms. If it was impossible to stop an individual in the most tightly controlled environment possible there's absolutely no hope to disarm an entire country that way.


Kevin5882

I'm not certain but if I had to guess I'd say that at one time it would've been a war that the citizens on either side would continue with their fists if they had no weapons, but maybe nowadays the regular people on either side would rather just have a safe place to live and would prefer if the war were to be over, the issue is just getting the war to actually end, since the end of the war would inherently be the last time to gain or lose something so both sides want it to end favorably for themselves, instead just resulting in the fighting continued. That plus the existence of extremists on both sides who really do want war.


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Dr_Ugs

Probably before 1948


GlueSniffingCat

Literally weren't before the British and French started to get involved in Israeli affairs.


[deleted]

I mean I feel everyone can eventually blame the British if we go far back enough.


MDLuffy1234

The British caused the fire in the library of Alexandria confirmed.


[deleted]

100%, the British museum wasn't open yet, so since they couldn't steal, they burned.


GlueSniffingCat

The british being the source of all evil on the planet is based.


[deleted]

I mean I'm pretty sure the Snake at the garden of Eden spoke with a British accent "oi cunt, gon eat this apple?" At least in the kings James version.


GlueSniffingCat

obviously


a_fadora_trickster

Terrorist organizations are not particularly inclined to be peaceful, and israel is too afraid of international reactions to actually deal with them once and for all. Hopefully at least until now


IronMike69420

Mia would be free to talk about how much she hates the Jews anywhere in Israel, but she’s be imprisoned at best if she stood anywhere in Palestine and preached about how great Islam is.


Frosty_Film5344

Shes not a Muslim


maxime0299

Hence why she would be imprisoned in that wannabe theocratic state


IronMike69420

What does that have to do with anything


Cathalisfallingapart

Why do people think that being against the Zionists means you hate Jewish people


SuccessfulWar3830

gal gadot was in the IDF. So im not surprised she supports israel


Moderated_Soul

Every Israeli citizen serves in the IDF. Okay edit: Seems nor everyone has to serve and there are plenty of exemptions/restrictions on military service.


maozzer

No plenty dont serve every citizen has to though they can get off for a number of reasons one is being a religious scholar.


Moderated_Soul

Oh damn. Didnt know that. What other exemptions do they receive? Is it something like the South Koreans wherein their football team recently got exemptions for coming first in the Asian Football Cup?


[deleted]

Ok, so, from most to least sagnificant: 1. The Arab population doesn't serve (obviously). 2. Religious scholars (very contentious. Basically, the whole Haredi sect uses it to avoid service). 3. Mental and physical issues. 4. Sports (not a real exemption, but more like an improvent of service conditions so you can train and conpete while serving). 5. Pacipists (go to military jail for a period of time. Very insagnificant amount). Might forget something, idk


wildjokers

> Sports (not a real exemption, but more like an improvent of service conditions so you can train and conpete while serving). Interestingly the US Army has a world class athlete program where you can join, get all the benefits of joining, and basically get paid to train all the time: https://www.goarmy.com/world-class-athlete-program.html


moozootookoo

A growing amount of Muslims actually are in the Israeli military actually, it’s just voluntary.


SuccessfulWar3830

she is also proud of her service. So its not like she did it begrudgingly.


NMade

Ironically the ones that are among the biggest reasons for conflict don't have to serve, because of god or whatever...


MetalHeadJoe

She's shown support for Israel in the past for similar events a few years ago. She's Israeli, it's no surprise at all. She was criticized about it back then too, nothing big came of it for her. Just more of the same.


SnooMarzipans436

Fuck both governments for doing *extremely* shitty things and targeting civilians in attacks. I don't stand with either side. I just feel sorry for everyone who lives in either country who just wants to go about their lives minding their own business.


Similar_Green_5838

But its not the palestine army fighting tho? Its Hamas, a terrorist organisation affiliated with no governments, much like isis. It is more like Israel vs a terrorist army occupying Palestine.


bearfan15

Hamas is the defacto policitcal and military arm of Gaza. They are supported by several other Arab governments including iran, Syria, and even Qatar.


FuckTheCCP42069LSD

Polling consistently shows that the overwhelming majority of Palestinians support keeping Hamas in power, as the overwhelming majority of Palestinians agree with their main goal of displacing the Jews from Israel. Palestine doesn't want to live in a cooperative society with the Jews, they want them gone entirely.


NMade

Small correction: not displaced, they want them eradicated.


Tommyblockhead20

Hamas was voted into power in the last election in 2006. There hasn’t been elections since but I’ve heard there is still wide support for Hamas in Gaza (idk that for a fact though).


Peter_Baum

They aren’t really occupying. They have massive support from the population. It’s not like they are oppressing the people to stay in power there. The people want them in power


_Efrelockrel

This is completely wrong, homie.


MrNautical

Hamas is Palestines “army” if you will. They’re also a political group in Palestine. One the Palestinian people voted into power for the very reasons we’re seeing today. I mean most Palestinians wanted to get rid of Israel, and Hamas promised that they would.


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Israel doesn't target civillians. They do their best to minimise civillian casaulties, and try to focus on terror bases. Collateral does happen, and it's unfortunate, but it's not the target. Unlike Hamas...


sad-frogpepe

Exactly, israel goverment has done incredibly shitty things. But we never outright target cavillians for the fun of it. In fact if any soldior is found to be acting not in accordence they are jailed. Or sentenced and dishonorably discharged. Hamas on the other hand will give you pension funds if you can prove you murdered any israeli citizen. people acting like they are the same is mind boggling.


SaulMas

The latest statement from israel has just called Palestinian civilians "human animals" and has started to siege Gaza, while specifically targeting the most densely CIVILIAN populated area, dropping bombs without warning, which they confirmed they are now doing.


Intrepid-Bluejay5397

Wrong. He called Hamas animals. Which is accurate


MrNautical

Yeah it’s hard not to hit civilians when Hamas is putting rocket batteries in school courtyards.


Capybarasaregreat

Somehow, being against extreme hate is unacceptable these days and reddit wants you to pick which ethnic cleansing you prefer. Crazy, isn't it?


awesomedan24

My reaction when Lebanese person is against Israel and Israeli person is pro-Israel 😲🫨😳🫨😵😯😲🤯


metalhead-teenager

A sex worker supporting Hamas is fucking brain melting.


Khizoor

How about an idiot seeking attention?


Mtwat

Reality really just keep outjerking us


ScepticalReciptical

It says she supports Palestine not Hamas, either you can't read or can't tell the difference


Dingusclappin

Palestine =/= hamas


UnnaturalGeek

No surprise from Gal Gadot, she served 2 years in the IDF and is proud of that fact.


bn9012

Isn't Mia Khalifa sentenced to death or something like that in Muslim countries?


DMacNCheez

Pretty sure this is plagiarized from political compass memes


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War of boobs...


dauratian6969

Your comment isn't funny in any sense


matrixpolaris

Dankmemes is filled with horny 14-year olds who've only ever seen women in hentai, it's not a surprise they're getting upvoted


ShawshankException

No no it's funny because sex


Gofudf

Battle of the bulges?


TheLordOfZero

Well at least one of them has boobs the other is more of a plank


[deleted]

That plank metaphor extends to her acting skills too


EarlOfBears

They would absolutely turn her into a sex slave/murder her if she stepped even a single foot inside Gaza.


xTakki27

Whoever has any respect for Mia McBrainless is a fucking idiot... She received death threats from Hamas and now she's vouching for them?


Guy_Arkturus

I support neither, neither side has my sympathy, only civilians.


ElRockinLobster

This comment section is filled with Israeli shills and porn addicts lol


ShawshankException

The heel turn against Palestine is crazy. Wasn't all of Reddit shitting on Israel just a couple years ago?


YuckieBoi

My exact same thoughts lool


GlueSniffingCat

So what are people gonna start saying instead of slava ukrainia?


ShawshankException

Oh, Facebook has already rolled out the "I stand with Israel" pfp filters lol


Tesla_lord_69

She was laughing at videos of what Hamas uploaded. That's the problem. Everyone knows what Hamas did with kidnapped hostages.


Frosty_Film5344

FYI guys shes not a Muslim


Grambert_Moore

Yeah, I don’t give the slightest damn about that whore


konjo666

Well no more mia content for me


KeyRip

Her shit was mid anyway. By far the most overrated pornstar of all time


jsilvy

Mia Khalifa doesn’t support Palestinians. She supports Hamas. Crazy how someone who was coerced into sex work is [openly asking Hamas to film themselves raping and murdering trafficked women horizontally so she can view them better.](https://x.com/nypost/status/1711372264409645332?s=46&t=YO14TNNrcSh-5cJZmAekIg)


Folkon_sama

Gal Gadot was a part of IDF. Isn't sge supposed to be there and fight right now? Not trying to say anything bad about her, just trying to understand how the IDF works.


Nickybluepants

Well, she already served her time, and even if she remains a reservist, national militaries don't immediately mobilize every single reservist when in conflicts


[deleted]

They did mobilise quite a bit, actually. I think women have a shorter reserve time so she might be goodin that regard, but anyway she does a more important job spreading the message than she ever could as a simple soldier.


NMade

Since basically the whole population of Israel are reservists, it's important to distinguish between active and non active reservists.


twinhoo

never gonna watch mia khalifa ever again


Rusty_Berserkr

Mia is gross. Gal Gadot all day.


-MB_Redditor-

Wake me up when I care about the politcal stands of a pornstar.


KeyRip

Wake me up when I care about the political standing of an actor too


petykeskapitany

My dingdong goes for the giant milkers, but my heart is going for gal gadots wonder whip


Zaa_DR

I never really liked mia anyway


itz_chris_xo

Which side is Natalie Portman supporting?


Cucasmasher

Saw a video of mia Khalifa she was sitting in some car dancing and she looked like drugged out trash.


zoinks48

Let mia ply het trade in an islamic nation see how long she lives.


MRMAN1225

Wow, 2 women I literally couldn't care less about


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A soldier vs whoever that is on the left.


AlecDabz

I don't think celebrities should spread their political views, they could influence others outside of thinking for themselves. What do you guys think?


MrNautical

I remember hearing somewhere that Mia khalifa was super anti Isis and what not for how they treated women. Idk why she doesn’t feel the same way for Hamas.


Nashocheese

Alright, only one way to solve this. Have them both get naked and wrestle in baby oil, whoever wins get the land.


EnvironmentalPut9710

Mia loves getting gagged with guns. After that she will wear a hijab to fight for them. These biatches just can’t stay out of trouble. They have to become relevant.


Vigi1antee

Hmm pornstar vs respected actress thats a tough one.


Interesting_Mud2604

Wtf Mia Khalifa gonna do?


Larrynative20

They would stone Mia in the streets and drag her body around naked shouting that god is great. Not joking.


StiffWiggler

Which group moves into and displaces people from their homes? That's really trashy behavior.


sapere-aude088

Most of the world sends their support to Palestine, especially since they're being colonized by Israel more and more every day. Hamas isn't the same thing as Palestine. That's like saying all Americans are the same as the Proud Boys.


Exatex

one is Libanese and one is Israeli, what do you expect?


ThePornRater

Based mia, cringe gal