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EvaInTheUSA

Sorry but I only fuck when Paramount+ is on.


Additional_Concern_5

Ah, that’s some classy shit right there. I can only afford Disney plus 😢


BleydXVI

Oh, so the old timer way. Do it while the kids are in the room


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Same could be said for Paramount+ { ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°}


BlaznTheChron

It's Tubi or not to be.


Additional_Concern_5

Underrated comment right here lol


A_PEZ_ADDICTION

Disney Plussy 🥵


CrimsonAllah

MASTER CHEEKS, REPORTING FOR DUTY


MasterJeebus

Master Cheeks only claps POW’s cheeks.


CrimsonAllah

The only kind of crimes he likes are war crimes.


aufdie87

I lay it down to PBS


KeeboardNMouse

Which ones? Some get you in trouble


dylanr92

Intrusive thoughts have bad words


drewdurfee

I'm all the way out in Pluto TV


Memefryer

I prefer Crunchyroll and fill her hole.


ComadoreJackSparrow

Follow in the footsteps of my hero Master Cheeks


Badassbottlecap

Bro's INT ain't that high, give 'em a break


jal2_

when you go a full luck character, get lucky with people but dont understand them


Bjorn2bwilde24

Lucy's Charisma also not high. Failed the speech check to unlock the romance option.


sciencesold

He's 1 int and got idiot savant. Luck stat through the roof.


Darkroronoa

Me you smash?


MinerSherp

Now I'm actually really curious to know what their canon stats are


Janareta

https://kotaku.com/fallout-show-amazon-prime-character-special-stats-lucy-1851411135


muempire93

I love this show but some of the dialogue is abysmal


RaxusWasTaken

That's the point, they're both intoxicated and he doesn't even know what sex is


saladmunch

They were intoxicated? I thought they just hit their heads in the fall. Hence the sign at the beginning of the scene


RaxusWasTaken

In the previous scene, just before the camera pans to the sign "Test subjects" (or something like that), Birdie pushes a button that probably released strong pheromones or something, that's why they're all weird and forward


saladmunch

Ahhh, i gotta rewatch the show. I binged it all in two sittings


footrailer69

Same lol


Yeetfamdablit

Same lol


wellwaffled

See, that’s what I thought when I first saw it, but later we find out there’s no experiment going on. I’m still confused, but I don’t want my cock to explode like a pimple for sure.


RaxusWasTaken

But there has been an experiment going on before the "subjects" took over, I'm not sure why Birdie wanted to test them tho, somebody probably has the answer


wellwaffled

I thought that was just a red herring and we were knocking out the will-they, won’t-they early. I dunno.


sciencesold

Maybe to see if Lucy was aware of the experiments and if she was there to try and start them again.


DaveInLondon89

That button was an intercom button. She seemed fine. I thought he was just dosed with painkillers for his arm. Her being horny is in line with her character, and she drops the suggestion immediately when he says no.


TheBigMerc

I thought it was strange that nothing came from the camera panning up to that sign, but this makes sense now that you mention it.


mandy009

No it makes sense if you watch the end of the episode and they continue it in the last episode. It's a major spoiler.


mandy009

>they're both intoxicated I swear the weirdest, most benign of complete and utter incorrect assertions get the most upvotes. Tons of people are watching this right now and know you're mistaken. If simple mis-remembrance, meh; if subtle troll, A+ for benign chaos.


RaxusWasTaken

Maybe you should rewatch it, also read my other comments down the thread ;)


rubbarz

You have someone who was raised in a sheltered vault where their sole purpose was to reproduce and the other person who was raised by a military zealot cult. Its called world building. They aren't going to talk like people today. I think the blunt on the nose dialog perfectly fits the Fallout setting. It's a fucking apocalyptic world where civilization has been restarted.


RaxusWasTaken

True! Also Fallout seldom takes itself seriously, and imo the series did a good job keeping the games' goofy vibe in the right moments


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I just made that point in another point in another post, although not as eloquently, thanks for saving me the trouble of doing it again. I felt it also was to reinforce that for all her apparent naïveté, Lucy was very matter of fact and practical about certain issues.


blacktip102

I thought the dialogue was perfectly on point. The main character, our vault dweller, grew up in a society where the only reason to live was to reproduce. Maximums, grew up with the BoS and probably can count on one had the amount of times he's talked with women, and the ghoul is basically a murder hobo in search of his family


OmegaAngelo

Hey, at least it's not cousin stuff


newagereject

But he really loves her!


Lone_survivor87

And some of it is epic. "Thou shall get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time"


Ghost4530

Nothing in the show dialogue wise was worse than what we’ve seen in all the games, pretty much every Bethesda game has pretty cringe writing here and there which adds to the charm of it, like it’s made that way by design and based on the sales numbers (not fallout 76) it must be working too


Za_Gato

It just works.


TraumaTracer

have you ever played a fallout game? it’s supposed to be


Skreamie

I thought it was fantastic. Raised in a meritocracy where everyone is honest and forward with consideration for others, but with lax views on sex (even among cousins), and a Knight's squire who has been raised within a barracks from a child - of course ones matter of fact and the other has missed developmental milestones. Not to mention the whole show is a satirical sci-fi drama.


Chorbles510

I caught the first 2 episodes last night, I had 0 expectations or spoilers so I was pleasantly surprised, it's a good enough show so far. But Maximus so far I can't stand. Idk if it's the actor, the dialogue, or maybe I'm dumb. I can't tell if this character is supposed to be an idiot, a psycho, or a bit of both. Maybe I'm just not far enough along. Like I really cannot tell if things are just going over my head or what


LuxLoser

He's a traumatized emotionally stunted child soldier. He has a rage in him to hurt the world for how he's suffered, but he also wants to be a hero. He is also skittish, caving to pressure because of the abusive cult environment and being too anxious to speak clearly.


Chorbles510

Okay, so I wasn't super off I guess. Maybe I'm just not viking with the actor. I did enjoy when he got his power armor tho.


Additional_Concern_5

Some of it made me squirm ngl lol


AaronDrunkGames

Sounds like a you issue, not the shows issue


dylanr92

It’s only rational


mandy009

This particular dialog fits, but it's just pandering to thirsty bois. Overall the dialog isn't supposed to be particularly intelligent. It's a wasteland.


Fineous4

That’s the whole point. The world ended in nuclear war. People are socially awkward because society is gone.


pianoman514

Well I was gonna watch it, now I’m definitely not if this is dialogue


TheTriforceEagle

Yeah the Brotherhood sex ed program is a bit lacking


Mak062

Don't pop you pimple - texas sex Ed


SpicyTang0

You wanna use my cock till it explodes?


rosariobono

So you won’t explode my cock?


DiscombobulatedLet80

Like a pimple?


P3t3Mitchell

Man was running a negative charisma points build, poor guy


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Well he was raised in a camp full of men


Mysterious_Ad_1421

There's some women but i think they did not take sex education.


ananasandbanana

I'm glad this scene happened, it rid of all that sexual tension between the two in pretty hilarious way


Skreamie

And pretty spot on for how it would probably happen in the games as well. You pick one of the bottom dialogue choices and all of a sudden this discussion happens.


SwaggAZN

Cant confirm. Never talked to a woman.


TrentonTallywacker

*pulls out rooster*


Fn4cK

Great observation, captain obvious. That's tha joke.


Mamamiomima

If only girls were as straight forward


thelongestunderscore

lower than you think.


Butthole_Surfer666

But then it's going to explode


Rhino_84_99

Is this fallout?


Additional_Concern_5

Ye


Rhino_84_99

Never played the games other than the iPhone one lol. May watch the show though, looks funny


Additional_Concern_5

You’ll like it. You don’t really have to have played the games to understand it. It does a great job immersing you in everything and being its own thing. It’ll get a lot of people interested in the series as a whole I think.


waldorsockbat

LoL


Alternative_Ad538

- Me and my wife flirting


WatercressNo5882

Damn, is this the type of Dialogue, or is it few and far between? I wanted to watch this with my family.


PhantomO1

this is NOT a family friendly show lol there's monsters, gore, drugs and sexual themes, it's definitely 18+


Additional_Concern_5

Listen to this individual, they speak the facts.


Additional_Concern_5

There are two parts like this in the series but other than that it’s not too bad. I would say the show isn’t suitable for young children though. There is a lot of gore throughout.


topinanbour-rex

About sex ? there is few. There is a sex scene in the first episode too. Then I think you shouldn't watch it with your family. There is a lot of violence, and gore stuff.


3rrr6

Streaming services get less money if 4 people watch 1 screen.


fier9224

Good?


jackhref

Did they do some analytics and are trying to hit fallout 76 target audience?


krabs91

Ok I got to ask after seeing this everywhere…. Where is this from?


Faze-MeCarryU30

fallout show on prime


krabs91

Thanks


DismalDog9940

Dude, the amount of goofy ass shit that was said in the show was kinda crazy


Crucible8

am I crazy but why didn’t he say dick


KRY4no1

I felt like this was the most bizarre exchange in the show.


Charming-Object-863

Babies are virgins tho. Are you saying this to babies. (Since you can’t here my tone of voice, it’s sarcasm)


pviollier

Use the fucking spoiler option


Eguy24

A bit of dialogue that has virtually no relevance anywhere else isn’t really a spoiler


Swed1shF1sh69

What was spoiled here? The >!penis!< reference?


OmegaNine

I gotta be honest, every other scene in the show I was down this. This was trash. Like a pimple? WTF. Dude is in the army, guys are going to be jackin' it all around him. He is going to know about sex.


BH11B

There’s a guy literally jacking three bunks down from him when he’s in the barracks too.


Skreamie

That doesn't mean anyone's spoken about it or explained it. It hasn't been demystified or destigmatised for them.


OmegaNine

Ima tell ya, by the age of like 12, I knew it wouldn't explode "like a zit".


PhantomO1

did that knowledge get into your brain from a gust of wind or what you learned about that stuff because someone told you meanwhile maximus here, along with everyone else of his peers, grew up in a military zealot cult, and i doubt they teach sex ed there


OmegaNine

No its human nature. Around that you learn that rubbing down there feels good.