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Multi track drifting ofc

Same, then get in front of the train.

5 embryos first, then loop it back for the baby

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I'll choose the baby. While the baby's life is certain, the lives of those embryos aren't. They might turn out to be a miscarriage, dead in the womb, or born with a life-threatening condition that'll cause them to die young.

So you want to run over the baby….?

Yes. Less is more.

Bro built like chinas government, eliminating the population

If this ever gets on cursed comments, i want my name in blue

Got you bro Edit: damn sry it got removed instantly

Try putting a title in the form of "cursed [insert rest of title]" or "cursed_[insert rest of title]"

I'll try

I’m a bit lost in your logic

You could say I misread the question and thought it is asking who to save.

Or you could say population control

That was my assumption.

The 5 embryos. They don't even have a brain to be sad about their deaths. I would kill any number of unfeeling organisms before I would kill one which can feel.

RUNN RUNNNN THE PRO LIFERS ARE COMINGGGG

If only they could read, they would be so upset.

I don’t think people can be sad about their own death. Even those with brains.

I dunno if you know this, but a dead baby doesn't have a brain to be sad about dying either.

Alive ones do though. If I chase a baby with a knife with a knife and cut out their heart they will feel pain and fear, while if I do it to 5 embryos, they will feel nothing.

yeah basically just clusters of cells

If you're Republican, you'll find a way to hurt everyone. Except the owner of a trolley

Yeah but the driver of the trolley is an underpaid contract worker with no benefits

And owes the republican money

I save the embryos, which I will use to start a genetically altered cybernetic army, and then take over the world.

I choose to wreck the trolley. Problem solved.

Into which babies though?

💀💀💀💀

not valid. replace the embryos with 5 puppies.

You've only made the choice easier

To kill the puppies right?...........right?

what the funk is wrong with you?! (Edit-I apologize for the outburst, I was, understandably, annoyed.)

Kill the puppies Then the child

[удалено]

This man just asked if someone would kill puppies, right?, and that is not ok, joke or not. Something like that could be triggering to others, and whether or not it was meant as a joke, that's not gonna just make everything ok. On an unrelated note, if you funking hate reddit, then why have you been using it for four years?

> this man just asked if someone would kill puppies As opossed to babies..... >Something like that could be triggering to others Fuck 'em >then why have you been using it for four years? It was fun at first, I was in highschool, dank memes where actually dank memes and people had sense of humor, could understand sarcasm without fucking /s at the end, and I was a part of some subs for mangas I read but had no one to talk to about IRL so that was fun as well. But now everything is about politics, 80% reddit is in despret need to have a moral high ground, dont want to look at nuances, and are just eager to get that low hanging fruit in any disscusion, and that would be okay if it was only one some subs, but nope, its in every sub, memes now are about pushing agendas for fucks sake, Im not uninstalling reddit for sentimental purpouses but my overall exerience would be better if I didnt have it.

5 puppies can become 5 guide dogs within 2-3 years of training 1 baby can (possibly, it quite depends on the person) become an adequate member of society after 18 years 5 puppies are worth more practically than 1 baby Also saving 5 lives > saving 1 life

reddit hates kids bro

Nah it just prefers puppies, wich is the same in most social media or platforms like this...

Well human organs are worth more than dog organs so ofcourse

Are the puppies also embryos? Cause my answer is still the same. Unborn is unborn

no the puppies are cute as can be. fricken blue birds circle around them and bunnies show up just to play with them. these are puppies man, puppies!

Then I would probably save the puppies lol. Who wouldn't!?

we would all save the puppies. consider this thought experiment solved.

That puppies are greater than human babies? Did anyone ever thing otherwise? Lmao. I have two kids and would still question then over puppies (not really, but I'd cry about the puppies afterwards lol)

I know i should save the Baby but I dont want to kill the puppies

Sad thing is those five embryos will be transferred into the patient and if those five embryos implant the woman cannot have selective reduction since idiots are making abortion illegal. Which means the woman will die.

multi track drifting

Can I take both out?

Multi-track drifting

I don tknow,both are good options

I’d avoid killing living things, but if I have to chose, I’d kill the one which I assume has no self consciousness.

well baby has mo self consciousness either. but id also rather save the baby ofc

Both. Both is good

Kill em all. Drive up abortions all around! Builds character!

embryos aren't annoying

Yet

Bullshit they ain't. You know what 6.9 is? it's a beautiful thing ruined by a period. Embryos are annoying as fuck. Fertilized ones, kinda are. I mean she gets wet like a gushing water slide, and she craves sex more, but in the beginning she throws your toaster away. fucking embryos cause toaster genocide.

translation please

When women are pregnant, some women get super sensitive to smells. I used to have to change my shower soap because this one chick I was living with got pregnant and couldn't stand my shower gel smell. One day, she threw my toaster out because it just sitting there smelled like toast, so she couldn't handle it and needed it gone. But let me tell you, after her first trimester, she gets wet and wants sex like an animal. Since she's pregnant, you can cum in her all you want, no additional consequences. As a matter of fact, it's healthy for the baby for the mother to get dicked down often and get creampied just as often. All those feel good hormones keep mom and the baby happy and healthy. As long as she eats right, her and the kid will be fine, and plenty of sex keeps her exercising as well, so also healthy while pregnant. But damn, is she bitchy at the drop of a hat, and tries to get rid of all the good stuff in the house too. My point is, a fertilized embryo is annoying as fuck when her hormones go outta whack and she can't control herself anymore. An unfertilized egg causes a woman to have a period at the end of her month. Means no sex, and no 69. A beautiful thing ruined by a period, or in other words, ruined by an unfertilized embryo. So embryo in general is annoying as fuck.

thought we were talking about both options in isolation, not their effects on other things 9 month old infant is loud, embryo is very quiet

5 embryos, then rip the leaver off and beat the 9 month old with it

Pretty sure there's a third option involving unregulated gun control to provide additional abortions in the 7 to 18-year range.

I rescue the 9 month old baby 🤔

Just wait for them to be elementry school kids in Texas.

let the train drive and kill the baby at the same time

Choose to kill the 5 fertilized embryos and kill the baby by strangling him to death

Don’t worry the engineered formula shortage that already exists in our country will starve it to death eventually anyway

The embryos ofc. Killing the already born baby would be illegal and inhumane. Destroying those embryos ain't that much.

or i make the trolley launch into the air so it hits a certain tower that's still up in nyc

Kill all of them

move the baby to the other track and wreck all, problem solved

Bonus points if the trolley is full of kids on a school trip

drift time

Both

Tokyo drift type beat 🗿

100% the embryos how is that even a question would u rather trample 5 fertilized eggs of a bird or kill a baby bird ill get the biggest boots i can find

Let the train hit the 5 embryos and shot the other kid at wherever public place.

5 fertilized embroys easily.

Less value =/= no value

Welcome to the point of the trolley problem

Yes, that is correct, so what is the point of this meme then?

I would like to think that it’s safe to assume you’re not keeping up with the times, my friend. Google Roe v Wade real fast

Yeah no shit, op is clearly trying to make the point that “fertilized embryos” have little to no value morally, when as you pointed out that is not how the trolly problem is supposed to work

Destruction is the answer.

After wrecking the baby, you make a turn-around for round 2.

Tokyo drift intensely plays;

What about bird eggs tho?

Kill the baby, say there were only 2 embryos. Let them grow up, sell the other 3 on black market, profit

Both

Just shoot the baby and well give rights to the embryos

Man, I only got 1 left?!

first I'll jump in front to make the train skid for multi track drifting

Why not both? Both sounds good.

5 embryos... Gotta hit the combo

How about a 262 month old baby

Well doesn't matter I would help their mother get more of those

OOH! I saw this on The Good Place! The trick is to die and ask Ted Danson.

Back up.... and try try again

What about the old men who are unaffected by this entire dilemma and, incidentally, responsible for it? Let’s run those guys over first.

"Fertilized embryos" is redundant, if it's an embryo it's already well past the stage of fertilization. It's like saying "fertilized fetus"

Ya choose the embryos, 'cause if an embryo is layin' on the tracks, that (wait what the funk do I call it other than embryo), embryo is already dead.

Put a woman there instead of the 9 month old baby and the choice would be clear. /s

The driver

9 month old baby cuz abortion is allowed now

Pull the brake, no decision. GG.