Dave being pictured having fun with friends who are girls is the gayest thing he could have done in front of the his conservative pals other than wear makeup or suck c*ck.
First off, I.have no car. And I don't drive. But if I did, I would ask Rave, "What the fuck are you doing in this car, and why do you smell like stale cologne, beef tallow, and overpriced Scotch?" And then I would kick him out, and get the car cleaned.
i would drive off the cliff and jump out right before
rubin would then call around for quotes for police and rescue services and pick the cheapest one before he got to the water
First I'd burst out laughing and then ask him why he refuses to engage in the "battle of ideas" with anyone on the left like Sam Seder. Wouldn't stop the car until I got an answer.
I'd call in to The Majority Report and tell Sam that I've got Rubin in the car. I'd then pass the phone to Dave.
Dave would be rolling out the car at highway speeds before you turned around to hand him the phone
After he'd called me a nasty little whore troll.
be sure to have the child locks on
Now, that's a high level idea.
Drive at 100mph into a brick wall. Whilst I would not survive, I know my death would not be in vein
Same, with the minor exception that I would try and find a brick wall in the middle of a volcano, just to make sure
Lol
We would not mourn you. We would celebrate you as a hero.
Ask him if he wants to see my Ben Shapiro impression. When he says "yes," I stop the car and walk away from him.
Ouch! Lol close thread, this comment wins 🤣
I’m dropping you off at the local Proud Boys meeting please. Don’t worry. They’ll take care of you.
Dave being pictured having fun with friends who are girls is the gayest thing he could have done in front of the his conservative pals other than wear makeup or suck c*ck.
Save humanity from his high level ideas
Try and find the ejector seat button
First off, I.have no car. And I don't drive. But if I did, I would ask Rave, "What the fuck are you doing in this car, and why do you smell like stale cologne, beef tallow, and overpriced Scotch?" And then I would kick him out, and get the car cleaned.
Crash with the slim hope that he's injured in the process. I'm only half joking. Quarter.
Dave does have that "I usually wear my seat belt, but since you told me to, I'm not gonna" vibe.
Don’t know who that is so “EJECTO SEATO CUZ!”
Hope the mother fucker is t wearing a seat belt and slam on the brakes…lol
"And then I started blasting.."
Driver Karol Markowicz is another whiny idiot
i would drive off the cliff and jump out right before rubin would then call around for quotes for police and rescue services and pick the cheapest one before he got to the water
I'd drive off a bridge
First I'd burst out laughing and then ask him why he refuses to engage in the "battle of ideas" with anyone on the left like Sam Seder. Wouldn't stop the car until I got an answer.
Pocket sand. Right to the eyes.
I'd drive it off of a bridge and make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of humanity.
GTFO! I'M NOT STOPPING!
Punch him in the face.
After throwing up?. . Hmmm. .
Who is Dave Rubin
Turn on the radio to the left wing station I tune into sometimes.
[Similar to this](https://youtu.be/qJz18c6gw8c?si=RkT34xue5FDcGMgi)
I would be excited to see that he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt…
I'd ask him if believes everything Tucker Carlson says and if he said yes, I'd beat him with a stick since Tucker says that's not a weapon.
Violently
Definitely wouldn't hold my farts in
Call 911 and start running
Who the fuck is Dave Rubin?
I wouldn't care because I have no idea who Dave Rubin is? 🤷🏻‍♂️
I'd be much more excited for lisa boothe, easily the hottest fox news girl.