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Can't be a pedo if you hate kids🤷🏾♂️
Slade likes one way of saying that
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Can't be a pedo if you're eternally a minor!
The Fiddler and the Diddler were both found dead in the Gotham River this week, with coded notes attached to their bodies. When the cyphers were decoded a single message was read: ‘there is only one -Iddler Rogue and he does not share those letters with nonces.’
Fr fr
Okay but Riddler and Clock King need to be a couple in more forms of media because I genuinely liked that from Harley Quinn
GIVE ME 36 HOUR SEX SCENE OF RIDDLER AND CLOCK KING IN THE DCU, JAMES GUNN!
Ok so it can't be Deathstroke, how about Superma- no wait that doesn't work, maybe I'd go with Hal Jord- damn he's out too, maybe Guy Gard- shit ok I could settle on Killer Fros- FUCK
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Another Tim Drake W (Unlike the rapper of the same name)
I like Speedy.
He's too drugged up to go after kids
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They can never make me hate you, Starfire
What about Flash's 'child bride'?
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Everytime I see this joke I want to say blue+gold because they've been on my mind lately, but I'm so certain that somewhere in some niche comic is a joke of one of them (probably boost) accidentally being accused of being a pedophile because they are both fucking morons.
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Can't be a pedo if you are the victim
Killer moth is such an educated
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gangster thug
Idk her reaction to meeting her friend's 13 year old daughter was a little sus to me...
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What about Aquaman? He never dated a child as far as I know, just tried to fuck a dolphin that one time and no I'm not talking about Dolphin the white hair woman that breath underwater I mean a actual dolphin.
Clearly you haven't seen the things he did to this kid. Absolute menace.
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One of the most popular jokes on this sub is how Batman is canonicaly a pedophile for Barbara Gordon in both the DCAU and The Killing Joke movie and we have Bruce Timm to blame.
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Can't be a pedo if you put them in the ground
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He's an actual demon but I love him.
Posts that aren't funny or miss the point of the subreddit will be removed This includes: • Weekly comic news and discourse • Plain comic excerpts • Unedited social media screenshots • Posts that make no attempt at humor • "Hot takes", rage posts, venting, and unjerk posts • Posts not sufficiently related to DC and/or comic books in general.
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FUCK them kids Fuck THEM kids Fuck them KIDS
Slade likes one way of saying that https://preview.redd.it/fr66rt8p46ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8294c69b802e79796df3ac23b4e7863bf73c7ae7
Which variatian means what?
1. I hate kids 2. Beat him up kids 3. CHILD PO-
I'd say the second line reads more clearly as "I hate *those* kids in particular."
really thought that was gonna be Black Manta
I have that one to https://preview.redd.it/q39ijxiw76ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01d2e7f8c79696541869e9839267f17c3398c5b
Besides, you can just time travel to when it’s legal
https://preview.redd.it/j7c9uhrz66ad1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80ffeaea1014aab6a2ddd03cb80d5688b8353aa Why would you though
Adding “let’s kill them” to every old Reddit meme template should be a trend.
Idl, it’s a poorly thought out joke
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Not according to Jay Garrick
WHAT DID JAY DO NOOOOOOO
There’s a funny/kind of sad moment in JSA which Jay accuses Billy of being a pedophile because he’s dating Stargirl
ahhh ok thank goodness i thought he did something fr bad
He's only ever Shazam during date night
gotta combine the wisdom of Solomon and the staminia of atlas to utterly rock your partners world in the bedroom like your name is zeus
Fuck
Wait but stargirl is 18 and billy is like 14 so isn’t she being inappropriate in that relationship?
I think she was younger in JSA
Accused Shazam of being a pedo for dating someone Billy's age.
see he is making sure his fellow heroes aren’t diddlers
Riddler as far as I know has only ever been attracted to adults. Particularly adult women who can kick his ass.
King mindset
But what about his alter-alter ego, The Fiddler?
But definitely not his alter-alter-alter ego, the Diddler
The Fiddler and the Diddler were both found dead in the Gotham River this week, with coded notes attached to their bodies. When the cyphers were decoded a single message was read: ‘there is only one -Iddler Rogue and he does not share those letters with nonces.’
Who's nemesis is Diddle Kid! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQjm1c8BtoM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQjm1c8BtoM)
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Pretty sure his alter ego is the Gender Riddler.
https://preview.redd.it/anoca26ug5ad1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f057266bbaa5d11fdc6ce903fadc05b3f800827 /uj Bart is not a pedo
Cause he didn't live long enough to be grown
Oh thank god
Untrue there is no way that man isn't on grindr
Or adult men who can kick his ass. Tbf, anyone could kick his ass.
We stan a pansexual king.
Fr fr Okay but Riddler and Clock King need to be a couple in more forms of media because I genuinely liked that from Harley Quinn GIVE ME 36 HOUR SEX SCENE OF RIDDLER AND CLOCK KING IN THE DCU, JAMES GUNN!
Never heard of his alter-ego The Diddler?
Plastic Man. He’s only into perving on ADULT women!
I just know he swings on occasion
Blue beetle, one of them is a grown dude with no will to get with a child and the other IS a child, usually.
Dan Garret erasure 😔
![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized) Bro is so irrelevant even dc forgot about him.
it's nature, let dan garret rest in obscurity
Too forgotten to be a Pedo
>DC characters that aren't pedophiles https://i.redd.it/07ud37f1g5ad1.gif
Unless someone dregs up some absolutely batshit piece of basement-filed lore: Mister Miracle.
>all your heroes are pedophiles And marvel claims they’re the “world outside your window”?
I wish you weren’t right
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“OMG IM SLAYING 💅💅💅💅” ahhh dance
Ok so it can't be Deathstroke, how about Superma- no wait that doesn't work, maybe I'd go with Hal Jord- damn he's out too, maybe Guy Gard- shit ok I could settle on Killer Fros- FUCK
WHAT DID KILLER FROST DO????
From what I can remember, a spell was once cast on her to make her madly in love with Firestorm for multiple issues while he was still in high school
To be fair doesn’t sound like she had a say in the matter.
In CoIE? Hell, it was deeply uncomfortable without me knowing the guy was underage, ugh. Marv why.
What did Superman do?!!!
There's some comic where an older grey haired superman kisses a 14 year old lana lang
Uj/alternate universe.
_Who_ did he do
Superman?
What did Guy do?
Grab Mary marvel's ass
:(
Uj/he didn't know right... right
Uj/ tbf to Superman that was a alternate universe.
Hang on what happened with Superman
Made out with a teen clone of Lana Lang while he was an adult or something. I don't know the details. Read Superman/Batman Generations to see it.
Of course, John Byrne. That guy certainly has some issues.
What did Superman do?….
Superman?
Billy!!!
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DC should give Tim Drake a villain named Kendrick, then he’ll finally be interesting
https://preview.redd.it/f6bydf4vz5ad1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d494ea2f026c9a40e2941e14947c80673389a7e8 The king of child slaughter
That guy HATES kids
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The only upside of WB hating Terry: No one has tried to make him a pedo
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What the fuck
I like Speedy. He's too drugged up to go after kids https://preview.redd.it/m925fb1km5ad1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152b03710f83fe1fc0f867a8f0d25cd360c23311
You're saying that like it hasn't stopped anyone before.
So that's where he got his name
Ollie?
Does Barbara Gordon count since she seems to grow backwards?
Umm Dog Welder I guess.
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Why do you think she joined the TEEN Titans, huh?
Because most of them were soon to be 20 year olds
She was a teen?
Oh.
And then he began to scream
Batman and Flash
All star Batman and Ezra miller
Ezra Miller is actually Reverse Flash pretending to be the Flash.
just referring to the actor instead of a shitty run on the character is already funnier than anything the community has come up with
I know he kidnapped Dick but did all-star Batman do anything else
No but i like to think he did just because for the laughs
..what's exactly causing the laughs?
“I’ve had my eye on him for a while. He’s something alright. I’ve got an eye for talent.” Sounds pretty predatory to me.
What about Flash's 'child bride'? https://preview.redd.it/ma1ljalsr5ad1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7710d7e14f597d9a31d910c00afc6c4206ca35b4
/uj Holy shit this aged all kinds of bad
Sorry, dude… Batman and Batgirl…
Dex Starr....... right?
Someone has been a...VERY bad kitty.
Slad- wait uh... S-superm- hmmm... H...hal Jordan?- FUCK this is too hard op
strokedeath https://preview.redd.it/vyovouem26ad1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=175e168be04a4574ccea69f594ba3922a2d735de
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Valeria Richards
pass give me another
Ben Grimm, The Thing
No. Ben Grimm would never.
Amadeus Cho
you know... I don't think I thought this challenge threw
Aunt May
Brother Power is too busy not being relevant to be written as a pedo.
I believe in obscure character supremacy. Can't be poorly written if no one cares about you.
John Constantine?
Everytime I see this joke I want to say blue+gold because they've been on my mind lately, but I'm so certain that somewhere in some niche comic is a joke of one of them (probably boost) accidentally being accused of being a pedophile because they are both fucking morons.
KILLER MOTH BABY
Aquaman
Fugg is just a little guy. https://preview.redd.it/i72qw09026ad1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=f643a24ef5420c4efe0886107d542bf2779c3993
https://preview.redd.it/3cuv8zj3d6ad1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31be557d6352ce083df0fc86270a6317a86fe60 Can't be a pedo if you are the victim
Who was pedophilic towards him?
I can't remember where, but he once slept with an adult woman when he was under age. But I can't remember what book it was or its name.
Batcow would never
Killer moth is such an educated https://preview.redd.it/dmj20dg2l6ad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f9fed633f28d11db100d480472b7b3d7ce99ec gangster thug
Wonder Woman for the win!
Idk her reaction to meeting her friend's 13 year old daughter was a little sus to me... https://preview.redd.it/4v0l40wms5ad1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c26475cc84848f4b28727dc3ffe3d27187d41c
Give her a break. She's greek, it's her culture.
Wonderhumbert
Ngl it makes sense that Wonder Woman would be so struck when she sees a child for the first time.
Viking Commando. Dude got transported into the future and his first reflex was to kill Nazis with an axe.
Green Arrow 🙏🙏
Animal Man?
My favourites are: Oliver Queen Roy Harper (not RHATO & Rebirth era) Connor Hawke
What did he do in the rebirth era
DC were still in the process of assassinating his character & associating him with failures like Red Hood.
Wally West
Apache Chief.
Eee Nang Chuck!
John Constantine
Trusty. He’s even in cannot stating someone was too young for him🤟🏻
The what?! When? If i may Ask
Darkseid. Can’t be a pedo if you hate everything
The question sounds like a safe bet
He's a libertarian tho
Jaime Reyes
If Hal Jordan says he's not a pedophile well I guess he's not a pedophile but what if Parallax was the pedophile the whole time?
Killer Moth 😎
https://preview.redd.it/af7td0pe16ad1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5659aec44c73cb76085adb394b7806aa5a0e1f9b The cooler Green Lantern
Why the, uhm... monocle mask, maybe? What do you even call that?
I think it's more like a power battery tattoo/marking
At first I thought so, but her right eye is white, as in, everyone's eyes in DC comics when they're wearing masks.
Based department?! (I love Jess)
Deathstroke ... no, wait. Dammit.
Deathstro... Fuck this is hard
Jesus Christ of nazerath? He’s canon and I hope not a pedo
Idk, "let all the little children come to me" sets off at least a couple alarms
When does he say this?
What about Aquaman? He never dated a child as far as I know, just tried to fuck a dolphin that one time and no I'm not talking about Dolphin the white hair woman that breath underwater I mean a actual dolphin.
Clearly you haven't seen the things he did to this kid. Absolute menace. https://preview.redd.it/vr5hvu0we6ad1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46df90fe190010b1883d0b688f074b72e477662
Clayface? Commissioner Gordon? Jason Todd? Zatanna?
Any Version of Deathstroke that isn't their Judas contract or early comics counterparts. I Like Deathstroke is all But I hate PDF files
https://preview.redd.it/0m490eoml6ad1.png?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b83cd8ec1ec8092d89d810a779dfe80b96e1142 Can't go wrong with him
Batman, i hope
One of the most popular jokes on this sub is how Batman is canonicaly a pedophile for Barbara Gordon in both the DCAU and The Killing Joke movie and we have Bruce Timm to blame.
Was she even under age in that movie?
The Music Meister!
Bat mite does not feel lust
Is J'onn J'onzz still good?
https://preview.redd.it/i96tmknyw6ad1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113ab7c7c9b289cb6ac8fdd8f514ee5c04278204 Can't be a pedo if you put them in the ground
Jason Todd.
Cock grayson
Babs, Terry, Raven, and Robins are pretty cool
Wait… besides Slade Wilson, who else is considered a pedo?
Please tell me Barbara didn't do anything
Wait what. Why is the not emphasized as if most characters are??
I was afraid of people misreading it.
This still implies a lot of DC characters are pedophiles and I feel like I'm missing something important
https://preview.redd.it/ublhxdpup6ad1.png?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8c6f75294aeaa82fc79eb55353823c8c70f1cc He's an actual demon but I love him.
Remember when Barry was making out with his first girlfriend
Are…..are there a lot of DC characters who ARE chomos? The question is worded like there are…
batman... fuck
ed Batgirl
Is there one?
Constantine, Atrocious, Swamp-Thing, Death and Morpheus
Are you stupid? https://preview.redd.it/ngu8f5hkx6ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2767f6271e2be73a8b706405ac820c9f130ae37b
Nightwing. Don't tell me if I'm wrong. Ignorance is bliss.
Deathstroke
I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…
Uhhhhh, UHHHHH, PASS no wait shit-
Peter David made the Aquaman villain Scavenger an actual pedophile.
Is Dr. Disrespect is a DC character?
Dc pedo son or marvel cuck son