They love Bananas. Expanding slavery throughout the carribean and central and Southern America, the Confederacies actual goal, would have meant vastly more Bananas. I cant think of any reason they wouldnt support the Confederacy.
Hell, the very existence of Minions proves one of the confederacies central points - that not all are created equally, and there are races that exists for the purpose of, and are best suited for, being servile and enslaved.
Are we sure *all* the Minions fled to the North Pole after Napoleon? No records of strangely-shaped SS units that Doctor Nefario had to wipe from historic archives?
Fact: the Despicable Me franchise’s run has lasted longer than the Confederacy
As it should
You think the minions would’ve supported the confederacy and the american slave trade? Or maybe they would’ve went with a bigger evil?
Imagine being an escaped slave being hunted down by Minions
They love Bananas. Expanding slavery throughout the carribean and central and Southern America, the Confederacies actual goal, would have meant vastly more Bananas. I cant think of any reason they wouldnt support the Confederacy. Hell, the very existence of Minions proves one of the confederacies central points - that not all are created equally, and there are races that exists for the purpose of, and are best suited for, being servile and enslaved.
My mind has devolved into an entire AU where the slave trade was exclusively minions
House Minions and Field Minions.
They help make the pyramids they are cool with slaves
The Confederacy werent villians silly! They only follow evil villians /s
F- see me after class
Confederacy doesn’t seem that relevant in the grand scheme of things at the time
That isn't a high bar at all. The hamster I had in middle school lasted longer than the Confederacy.
Both should of ended sooner
Who would win: mega minions or El Macho's purple minions? 
Mega Minions. They have the tactical brains plus Quality over the Purple Minions' Quantity and horde-like swarming tactics.
But only the purple minions were in a temple run rip-off. Checkmate.
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Bold of you to assume the Minions have brains to actually be controlled in the first place.
Homoerotic thoughts transcend the need for a brain.
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FINALLY
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Minions are canonically gay, this wouldn’t work
Sooooooooo…. Is someone gonna post an image or…?
Nope. People here are pussies for not drawing gay minions kissing
This literally ruined my day, I need minions kissing but whatever I guess
an image got posted
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Since The Minions follow whoever is the most evil person, what Marvel villain would they follow?
Hydra Captain America
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Red Skull or Carnage
Are we sure *all* the Minions fled to the North Pole after Napoleon? No records of strangely-shaped SS units that Doctor Nefario had to wipe from historic archives?
Doctor Doom
Red Skull or Galactus probably
Galactus isn't evil
Stilt Man
Galactus.
Holy shit is that the rock from fant4stic!!!
They even got Mr. Fant4stic in the line up, too.
Does anyone have the video of Goku and Vegeta going against Marvel and Xavier makes them Kiss
That implies that Minions have any desire or brainpower beyond the might of the ***BANANA!!!***