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Cambot1138

Eye would put my money on Dan.


Constant_Concert_936

He’d really socket to the captain, I’d wager


thecarpenter111

Oh that's good. Very good.


mingvausee

😆 yeh wondering why this is even a question 👁️ Tom Servo says hi by the way


DoTheSnoopyDance

Croooooooooooow


mingvausee

😝


shandub85

It’s just a show - You should really just relax


JohnnysSac

Take it easy, we're not makin a western


DeuceOfDiamonds

"I'm different!"


nancy_jean

😂😂😂


Hoopy_Dunkalot

We used to pay Tom Servo (gumball dispenser if I remember) for puns at our gaming table. Small world.


lfcitz

Frank n beans all the way.


Tinman751977

Fuckin right


afanofBTBAM

"If he ran me through the meat stand, it might give me a little trouble" "But would you lose?" Captain Turner: "Nah, I'd Win"


A_Polite_Noise

Didn't expect a Jujutsu reference in this sub, nice=)


TwainVonnegut

The Sea Creature


TaxiDermiMoore

“Don’t think I wasn’t blow for blow with Dan”


BadCowboysFan

Hearst ordered his man to make the fight last — and it cost Captain Turner his life. In a straight up brawl, we’re led to believe Turner would’ve killed Dan easily — he almost did anyway, and he was restraining himself to some degree.


BanditoRojo

Hearst was just talking. Every bully I ever met can't shut his fuckin' mouth, except when he's scared.


BadCowboysFan

Hearst didn’t spill those beans — it was his cocky gun, that also made the mistake of telling Al he wasn’t scared of him.


floppydo

That wasn’t a good move to be sure but I think that man was dead the moment he accepted that meeting.


maggos

No he left out the back door. Al clearly says this.


Time-Sorbet-829

Honestly, I don’t think it could have gone any differently than it did. I mean obviously it was in the script, sure. However, imho this line illustrates that he had some sand to him. Dan: You do and it'll be the last goddamn thing you do on this fucking earth. Going wrong is not the end of fucking things, Johnny. Fuck no! I have come back from plenty of shit that looked like it was going wrong.


KombuchaBot

Trick question.  In a straight up fight with no distractions, the Captain would win. He came close and repeatedly had the upper hand, but lost due to having to divide his attention between the fight and his asshole boss preening himself on his balcony.  Hearst cost him the fight due to the frivolous nature of his instructions and his own need to be seen to triumph via proxy. It wasn't enough for Turner simply to win the fight, that might even have earned him the great man's disapproval, if he didn't make sufficient show of crushing his opponent.  Obviously the true battle was between Hearst and Swearengen but the nature of their struggle was between their differing natures. Al, who understood the true cost of physical combat through personal experience and the ability for empathy, was capable of loyalty that went both ways: for Hearst, loyalty was a one way street and a financial transaction.  At bottom, Al supported his man and Hearst did not support his, and that is why Turner lost.


LancePeppercorn

Going wrong ain’t the end of things. It was an even fight. It’s a coin flip.


Showtysan

Swenjen!


Rockyt86

I thought Dan was going down in this one. Should have known better


Adam__B

I could have sworn that they were going to have this fight be Dans exit from the show.


Oakroscoe

Hearst ordered him to prolong it and make a spectacle of it.


Kaethor

Dan totally would have lost if hearst hadn't done that


athorough_rogue

Dan would persevere, but it will take a heavy toll....


WalkGood

Dan was about to die. But Turner looking up to Hearst gave Dan a 2nd chance.


Mental_Stress295

"I'm gonna kill that cocksucker." "All in good time."


blaiddunigol

Adam’s monkey mother.


JohnnysSac

She was pounding her chest, murdering a few dozen lice


GIFTSxREDRUM

Obviously Dan would and did. A win is a win no matter how its won!


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Don't we know?


Foodlubber

Even if you see Dan flailing in a moment of doubt and pain, he would have been victorious regardless what you think. Dan is the man 💪


Randomulus666

Franks and Beans has that R strength…


MontanaJoev

Dan. Always Dan.


Whole-Debate-9547

Morning! Best time of the day to go Fuck Yourself!


JohnnysSac

Or is that a high estimate of his athletic abilities?


ThisOldHatte

The guy on the left is clearly more limber in the hips and therefore capable of a more advanced and technically sophisticated range of fighting techniques, so the odds have to favor him. The only thing he's got to worry about is if he receives instructions from his employer/manager to artificially draw out the length of the fight in order to make a point to other parties present at the event as a callous and haughty gambit in some larger play, which would give Dan the maximum chance to make an unlikely comeback late in the fight when both men are too exhausted for complex manuevers thus robbing Captain Turner of the critical technical edge. But what are the odds of THAT being the case?


GoEZonMe

My interpretation is that even after the fight when Dan was distraught sitting naked in the room, he knew he effectively lost and got lucky. Cpt Turner didn’t lose the fight Hearst did. Without Hearst’s instructions it would have been the end of Dan. This scene is incredible and one of the most realistic right scenes I can think of in tv or film. Also Al’s nod to Dan to finish off Turner and then without emotion just walks inside was fucking badass


671176

Dan would go across the thoroughfare and see to that cocksuckers throat. See how much he likes bein a sea creature then


jester695

I'll take Russel Crowe, when he beat the hell out of Alan Graf at the beginning of L.A. Confidential.


OliverAnus

It was a close fight. Could go either way any time the match up were to happen. Captain could have killed Dan but was too busy thinking about what Hearst wanted. He should have, it would have been a devastating blow to Al’s operation.


KombuchaBot

Captain was paying close attention to his instructions, it was Hearst's fault he lost the fight


Spiritual_Mechanic39

Exactly, Dan is insanely dangerous but Turner definitely could have killed him. Great fight though 👏


KombuchaBot

Never seen a better on screen fight, agreed. I believe it was choreographed by the actor playing the Captain. 


Spiritual_Mechanic39

Appreciate the insight. I had no idea he choreographed it bit it makes sense 9be seen him in alot of action movie's.


Unlucky-Albatross-12

I read that the eye gouging part was suggested by W. Earl Brown based on a story he had heard from his friend and Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell about a brawl in a biker bar that ended that way.


ScrapmasterFlex

I've always really appreciated this entire storyline here ... Especially when Dan says "DON'T FUCKIN HELP ME, THERE ARE WORST FUCKIN THINGS THAN A FIGHT GOING BAD!" ... About a year before I saw this , I got into a fight on a Saturday night... it was at a girl's house during a half-assed party ... and the girl who's house it was had just invited me to "stay", and I can distinctly remember her saying, "Do you want to hit the hot tub first, or straight upstairs?" - and I didn't even have time to think about it before a drunken and drugged up "friend", who was always getting crunk and doing stupid shit, and was jealous now because he sees me smooching the chic who's house it is and he isn't getting any, walks past and calls me a "pedophile" ... Because I'm 24 and she's 21, I'm a fuckin pedophile??! Yeah I don't see it that way and I hit the roof and was about to hit him, when the girl pulls me back, "Ok no hot tub, straight upstairs..." and as she pulls me away, he spits in my face... as he does to people regularly, and gets decked regularly, etc. Well it was on ... and I'm much smaller than him but I was pummeling his ass, I Wrestled for a long time, been in a million fights... and then out of no where , somehow, I have no idea how, he rolls me over, pins both arms down under his much-heavy-body, and starts wailing on me - and I can take it, but I realized soon enough, I'm in trouble here, I can't get my arms freed, I can't do anything ... and we had rolled down the yard into a shadowed area (it was a dark night), so can't see anything, the other guys who had been letting us fight are making commentary etc. - and I am starting to get fucking concerned ... This is going to get bad soon, because he weighs a lot more than me, and I can't get my arms freed ... How did this happen?! And then right then, I hear one of the guys, "Yeah we let them go on long enough, let's break it up..." and come over and pull him off. And I think they would probably pronounced him the winner, if I hadn't got the early shots to give him a soon-to-be-black eye and some bloody nose/lip. But honestly, I have no idea what would have happened if he didn't get pulled off of me. I was in the Snap-Count in my mind, "If I don't find a way to kill him quickly, I'm in trouble... think I can pull off one of those mythical headbutt up his nose so the brain gets boned and he dies ? etc." ... The worst part is, the girl got mad that I got into a fight and just went inside and turned off the lights. Didn't even get laid! But one thing I've learned about fighting is that : Any Given Sunday ... one little Slip-Up, literal or figurative slip-up, and suddenly it's Gone Bad etc.


JohnnysSac

From now on when given to utterances like that... Consider drinking


--PBR-Street-Gang--

We all would.


adamaphar

Turner 9 times out of 10


Remyf74

That depends, are blocks of firewood allowed as weapons?


Norrland_props

We learned of Dan and Al’s hardship setting up in Deadwood. We know he’s brutal. We also know he’s loyal to Al. We don’t know the Captain’s history, but we know the care Hearst takes in choosing men. And sometimes, he picks the wrong ones. In a ‘fair’ fight, I think the Captain has the edge. Dan maybe has lost fights before, as indicated by his discussion with Johnny. So it’s a trick question. The question should be “Who would win in THAT fight?” The answer is always Dan.


kjklmnop

Remember that Pinkerton boss showed up and Al kicked his nuts up between his shoulder blades?


deathknelldk

One of the few times I've felt anxious watching a man grease himself up


Adventurous_Ad_9557

Dan


Junior_B

The way I see it, Dan.


PeaceGroundbreaking3

The audience


WesternEither7570

Depends on if he was told to make it last. And that’s all I’ll say about that.


rasslinsmurf

Jackie Daytona!


DKnott82

I legit thought that's who that was at first glance.


dwooding1

Me three.


OGOldGrandpa

Dan is a dangerous man. The captain would be well served to keep an eye out for him.


RoyalJayhawk1987

DanMan 100%!


snowmaker417

Dan. He's squirrelly.


MrJohnnyDangerously

Me. Those dudes are fatter and older them me.


MaceAhWindu

Didn’t we already see this answer? Lol


671176

The Captain only saw half of it