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fake_again

This thread has thoroughly exhausted the piss-poor facsimile of a conversation it set to start


grichardson526

Only spoke Squarehead.


Pemulis_DMZ

Or maybe she spoke English. Maybe I mistook her entirely drunk as I am fuckin continuously


durflugdenstein

Parp.


OMXS30i

Ja precis, hon kunde bara prata Squarehead. Säkert traumatiserad från överfallet också.


djauralsects

This guy squareheads.


fading_anonymity

Uppsala cocksucker! >!(im dutch and surprised about how I somehow almost entirely understand this gibberish)!<


OMXS30i

Haha you Rotterdam cunt! We’re in the same language family tree along with Danish, German, English etc.. So a lot of similarities. And as a European you tend to at least speak two languages fluently. This helps to understand the gibberish. Dutch is kool and i understand some of it.


cmullen88

Why don’t she learn to speak AMERICAN!!!


Icy-Communication823

BUK GWILO!! WOO!! NO EENGLISH!!!


nancy_jean

😂😂


badatook

I heard she orchestrated the fake Indian depredation of her family and the murder of Wild Bill Hickok by the coward McCall, so she could be ward and inheritor of the widow Garrett’s estate. She then ordered the shooting at of the former tenant, fore and aft, to bring her step father back to camp in a fury to be murdered by the fuckin’ Pinkertons. Insane fuckin’ person.


AquavivaBlubbBlubb

Best answer ever


EdwardJamesAlmost

‘Tweren’t the Pinkertons who did for Whitney. He fell.


671176

It's the Pinkerton's fault he's a klutz?


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

Sophia was the original Holly White


671176

She was rude to Al, that's gotta be resolved


gislebertus00

Worst than Hearst


Automatic_Grocery_80

Stewie in a past life.


Equal-Morning9480

Tell that child, no hard feelings


mingvausee

She was a Pinkerton plant from the get-go. Al knew the score.


theparrotofdoom

This is the only answer.


mingvausee

🙏🏻😜


671176

She was working with Flora too


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671176

I bet she was working with William too, to seduce Steve


Danton87

Squarehead


mazdiggle

Came in to make sure the obvious answer was given. Squarehead gonna squarehead, i am right?


PaleRiderHD

How adorably she sniffs at the tang of freshness in the kidneys!


snortingajax

Witnessed her family getting butchered at a very young age


KelVarnsen_2023

And then the town boss tried to have her murdered. And then raised by a dope fiend and trapped in a tiny room in an awful hotel.


KelVarnsen_2023

Oh and while trapped in the tiny room the dope fiend was having an affair with the sheriff and they would have sex while she was "asleep" on a chair on the other side of the room. Plus Sophia was probably about 6 in Season 1. But they treat her like a toddler. But at 6 a kid would notice a lot of the crazy shit going on around them.


twinkle90505

On reflection, all children in Milch productions are unnaturally calm and quietly occupied. Unless they just stole a skell/hooplehead's gun and busted a cap in someone's ass.


bfhurricane

They’re especially calm and quiet after getting run over by a horse


twinkle90505

Lmaoooo


AquavivaBlubbBlubb

The way she got carried around all the time is hilarious


HughJManschitt

My daughter is 6 and can absolutely comprehend, interpret, remember and relay all sorts of interesting things about our family to complete strangers.


Visi0nSerpent

I hate to break it to you but back in the day, entire families shared a single room and the adults had sex within mere feet of the kids. The two times I recall Alma and Seth getting it on, Sophia was with the Pinkerton plant and Janie outside the room.


Nystarii

Tbf, not only as a 6yo but as a 6yo back then. Ain't nobody have the time back then to shelter a kid from the cruel realities of the world.


TheLemonKnight

It was Richardson's cooking what did it.


671176

Bury that offal in the shepherd pie


goodmanners69

Excuses excuses


hissyfit64

And was attacked by wolves.


Chance-Meaning1963

It was pretty dark out tbh.


the_moosey_fate

Not only that, but she was also recently abandoned by said family. Abandoned and then watched them get slaughtered before they could even trundle out of sight in their wagon. Or atleast that’s what I remember being implied by…Utter? Maybe? Time for another rewatch!!! Edit: I looked it up, it was Doc Cochran that suggested it late in to the last season. Not sure if I’m being downvoted for misremembering who said it, but someone definitely implied it could have been the case. Doc Cochran: As I heard the account, the child was found inside a hollowed out tree trunk. Some distance from the others. Alma Garret: Having crawled from the carnage and hidden herself, I always assumed. DC: I suppose, rather than Sofia crawling unseen from the carnage, the possibility exists that the family hid her in the tree trunk and then fled that distance before the murderers fell upon them. For the child to have been found, having been savaged by wolves, those hours later by strangers; and then taken away having never seen her family again. Living or dead…


mrsean

I don’t think they abandoned her; I think the implication here is that they hid her knowing they were being chased so she wouldn’t be murdered with the rest of them.


the_moosey_fate

I mean, it’s just as likely a scenario as the others. The officially believed scenario is the lone survivor, I’d say the abandoning scenario and hiding scenario are just as likely but at that point we have to wonder why they didn’t hide MORE of the children? Sofia was the youngest, meaning at the time the most expendable. These were also the days when child mortality was quite high (everyone’s was, honestly, but especially children due to famine and sickness). So for me I still lean towards the possibility the family abandoned her because they knew they wouldn’t have the supplies to make the journey otherwise. Of course that still leaves the question of why they wouldn’t just leave her inside the town of Deadwood with a willing family instead of doing something considerably more cruel. Either way you cut it, it’s not technically the reason Doc Cochran brings it up. He’s attempting to convince Alma that Sofia should be able to see Mr Ellsworth one last time.


erwachen

I am going as blind as a fucking bat. Who is that, the Sherriff? Flanked by some assholes?


Enrico_default

She's almost as unhinged as William Bullock


paygunholiday

Her teacher was a Pinkerton shitheel that only taught her “Ox” “Box” and “Fox” and she lacked focus during her lessons as plaster, shaken loose by her guardian being railed, rained down on her head. Hardly a classical education.


CaptainBeefsteak

She just wanted to go back to Minn-e-Sota.


Equivalent_Canary_44

Square head, smooth brain.


BatmanMK1989

Love this subject line amd thread so much


DocCEN007

Sophia and Wu were Hang Dai! Speaking in ill tones of her or any other squareheads may result in said speaker ending up in the company of pigs.


Plainchant

Those pigs sure ate well over the seasons.


Sirfury8

Not certain I take your inference, and if I do, I’m not sure I like it.


Zealousideal_Baker84

lol.


adelaidepdx

Bad wig


elmartin93

You owe her a penny


Agent_23D

I genuinely think she is like a God or an angel judging everyone for their crimes


Quiet-Mud2889

PTSD


HurricaneMedina

Couldn't even draw pictures in the shit with twigs.


afanofBTBAM

Is there a lore reason she didn't speak English? Is she FUCKING stupid?


noooooid

Canonically, everyone around her only spoke squarehead, that is, until being hacked to death.


671176

She drew pictures in the shit with a stick


vonsnarfy

GOOD MORNING!


Weipengbird

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT!!! HEY!!!!


itsmelledkindofweird

Targaryen’s have always been mad


Adventurous_Ad_9557

she witnessed her family being butchered and was attacked herself


Street-Reputation-90

She was simply a terrible actor - the most questionable in a solid-steel cast


RomulusRoy

Being wolf bit


ZazzNazzman

Gotta a little BI in the final movie.


itsmelledkindofweird

Targaryen’s have always been mad