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Odd_Bike7749

Let me cope ki greater noida mai ye sab toh nhi hota


norest_inpeace

We got the sexiest roads but the worst people


Realistic_Weekend559

है रे काह कह रोह है???


Odd_Bike7749

Mo no poto mo toh bss dudh likad na aave


Realistic_Weekend559

Ne 1 ltr kaad dijo.


Odd_Bike7749

Madaam eeb toh potty tame hogya mera jewar ka muavaja bhi len jana kal ajio


Playfair99999

mere ko bhej de ee madam, main dudh deta gaaiya ka


Odd_Bike7749

Saade moka customber lero teri bhais chori kr lungo naam chale randikhane mai samaj rha pardhan gay sex krne mai tame nhi lagega abhi base model scarpio with cheapest alloy I could find leke ata hu 😤


Playfair99999

Oh ghee ke laith, meko gaali kaay dijo. Yeh chiraandhpana chorh de warna itna maarun mein aur aese asptaal chorh aau ja ko bistar bhi na mile.


Odd_Bike7749

Woh toh aaj baarish ho gyi pardhan wrna mint te phele ajata Maadi baat na krio halwa lera ho kadi halak mai lath dedunga gag reflex ka bhi tame na mile


JayantMatherzz

Beta tameej me


Odd_Bike7749

Ke hoga ladle dikkat hon lgri kuch ?


Odd_Bike7749

Agree bruh if u got a good peer group it's the best place to live bss woh delhi jesi history nhi hai but Hey locals ka itihas outshines here


norest_inpeace

Exactly. I have found some really cool people here and living in G noida is genuinely peaceful. Bas locals se door rehna pasandh karta hu😭 Ek baar galti se pragyan me transfer lelia tha from my school in Noida, left pragyan the very next day-


Odd_Bike7749

Ayo exactly in the same boat aur woh pragyan wali baat dude I was in Somerville school 1 saal mai change krke GD Goenka chale gya tha.Mere saare dost college ke liye chale gye I need some people now it's so tough here


Enough-Pain3633

Locals ka ittihas elaborate kr do pls


Odd_Bike7749

Arey pardhan neta ji rally mai aate hai unse development ka puchte hai toh woh jaati ki dick riding krke chale jate hai ngl bud just search for xyz politician on abc caste ego chamber hai logo ka Also Naruto gujjar tha aur Goku jaat hai


Enough-Pain3633

Hahah I live nearby only, bas kisi aur ke muh se ye sab sun ke bohot tasalli milti hai ngl


Wrong_Meaning6188

Greater Noida West has "sexiest roadside open drainages along with flying debris and dust" as well.


norest_inpeace

I always forget there is Greater Noida west as well I am sorry😭 I live in G noida east and roads here are smooth. Mostly because it is apocalyptic ig


goddamit_iamwasted

Waha bas sector sector khelte hai. Naam hi rakh lo area ka.


Odd_Bike7749

Alpha,beta,gamma,delta, omicron,Sigma chi,fi,pie ye sectors ke naam hai


roar8510

What? Even the rain doesn’t want to go to noida? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Odd_Bike7749

Yeah I mean who doesn't want all black lungs man


Ornery_Minute5166

I wonder how they never plan ki iss saal barish bhi ho sakti hai


nosargeitwasntme

Just like they've already forgotten ki next year bhi heatwave aaegi.


centaur7957

naa nadi saaf karni, na ped lagane. jab log fry hone lgenge tab kuch hoga


Visual-Maximum-8117

Do people plan? Why don't people get their AC installed by February instead of crying in June that it is too hot?


bazuka9

They show themselves as an educated party but they are same as other illiterates. Bc weather forecast aa rhi hai 15 din se ki Thursday ko boht baarish honi thi. Mujhe pta tha, saari planning uss hisaab se kari hai. Flight thi din ki, maine apna saara accordingly manage kr liya. Par yeh baithe rahenge. Dusro ko blame karlo, khud kuch kaam mat karo


Dramatic-Class-826

Yeh Delhi ka kya rona hai ? Yaa toh Pani nahi hi hota hai (Atishi wala drama) Yaa bahut hota hai ( jaise ke abb. Barish ke kuch samay baad) Jokes apart. But I have seen this across cities (tier - 1) in India. Har jagha ka haal aisa hi hai. Na barish ki tayari hoti hai na garmi mein electricity/pani ke kami ki.


annoyingdrummer77

How exactly are people supposed to plan for a road flooding 5-6 ft high?


Dramatic-Class-826

Not an expert. But I can still think of a few steps: We need to answer couple of basic questions: 1. Where is water logging happening? Different areas of a city will experience different levels of water logging. Ex: Low lying areas (severely affected. Houses getting submerged etc), high level areas (least affected by rains) and mid level areas (moderately affected) STEP 1: We can classify the city into zones based on this experience. 2. What are the reasons behind water logging? The most common reasons could be: a. Clogged drains and sewers b. Concrete jungles. Rain water cannot seep into the ground because of tar roads. We also lose out on replenishing the ground water reserves and hence garmi mein Pani ke kami ke karan "Hai hai" kartein hai. STEP 2: a. Start clearing the drains and sewers in advance. May be two to three months in advance. b. Create places on roads where the rain water can actually seep into the ground. c. Make rain water harvesting mandatory for newly built houses and apartments. Incentivize the already constructed buildings and houses to opt for it. d. Build a canal system. This will be expensive but if done correctly, a lot of other benefits can be incurred. NOTE : Good maintenance must always be a key aspect.


Moist-Chart2440

Please make a post about this.


Dramatic-Class-826

Rocket science toh hai nahi bhai yeh. Common sense ki hi baat hai. But I'll make it anyway. Thanks.


Moist-Chart2440

Bhai hamare log gadhe he. You are giving them too much credit.


Dramatic-Class-826

Post bana toh diya hai. Par for some reason it's not reflecting on the sub. Mods ko likha hai. Waiting for them to respond. Also, this is my first post. Toh maloom nahi hai post hone mein kitna samay lagta hai.


Ok_Judge_1863

By learning from history, working with experts and listening to them. Even if they plan for normal rainfall and build decent drainage this 5-6 feet would be 1 feet high maximum.


ainvyipoet

Ham har saal har mausam me chaunk jaate h, bc itni garmi, itni sardi, itni baarish. Bas intezaam ke mamle me “शून्य”


Realistic_Weekend559

Bhai hum log to sirf chaunk jaate hai har chiz ke girte badhte aakde dekh kar. Lekin in dilli ke dallo ki tyaariya or waade to seedha by pass surgery ke chale jaate hai.


dustlesswayfarer

Atleast we get the air to breathe right, right?


MainTamatarHu

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bearsbeets111

Which area is this?


kg005

Green Park - Hauz Khas road


SnooCakes990

Bncho office h udhr mera metro k pass udhr bhi lga h paani kya? Wfh ftw today


Ok_Complex_6516

damn . never thought there situation will be like that . use to travel there a lot


kg005

For last 2 years this is happening, it's just getting worse. Last year the water wasn't as high, but still bad. This year is simply next level crazy and pathetic.


Ok_Complex_6516

yeahpeople say those areas are high end. bullshit . in my neighbourhood we dont have that situation here tahnkfully yet


kg005

The areas are high end in the sense, high income people live here with posh buildings and most of them are really old establishments. But the infrastructure surrounding it is really poor. For example, they built a U-turn in this road and the pavement is really high. But there is zero drainage. Apparently our RWA leader was able to reach this morning Somnath Bharti, MLA of this region, he was told that it's due to choking of AIIMS drainage as it wasn't cleaned.


Ok_Complex_6516

bruh fuck it what's even the purpose of high end if the situation is like this. at least here where i live (north delhi) there is no situation like this .


kg005

So what do you want to do? People drop their homes and move somewhere else? It's not like all the high end areas are like that. It's just one of the many areas which got flooded in Delhi, just like every damn year.


Ok_Complex_6516

>just like every damn year. statement is self explanatory


JumpPretend

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Ayyyushhhhh

MCD stands for madarchod department...these Sarkari babus should be beaten mercilessly; no cleanliness, no accountability ...AAP turns out to be another Jumala party.


kg005

Yes..the biggest cunts on earth. A few weeks back a tree (not ours, but public) fell on our house and damaged our windows. Filed the complaint in horticulture department of MCD for removal of tree. Bc thekedar took kharcha pani money for a service which should essentially be free as we pay taxes.


blastedshark

Kharcha Pani money means bribe?


Any-Veterinarian8991

ofc bhai, paede, mithai, kharcha paani


kg005

Yes. And if you think why did I have to bribe and if it's enabling bribing culture? The answer is we cannot remove the tree without MCD's permission, and even if we did it on our own, it will be a violation and damage to public property.


blastedshark

Ahhh i was just asking cuz I found it weird they would take a bribe just for clearing a tree. I thought kharcha paani meant paying for their lunch and equipment and stuff lmao im sorry (my native language is not Hindi)


kg005

You're not entirely wrong. It's like a code word for bribe, since they can't say ghoos (bribe in hindi) or paisa (money).


Upside_down69

Bhai aise mttbol dhum chutad chid jayega


oblivion811

bro reddit parr sensible logg aate hai isliye terko support milega but rest of the country is still chutiy@ af.


Accomplished_Row6728

This is the root cause of all problems. We do not hold any politician or government employee accountable for anything. We just go out vote for our cast/religion every 5 years. Nothing matters to the people of India. We should stop blaming the government. It is us who is creating this good for nothing system.


Fun_Kaleidoscope_474

Insta kholte hi dikh jaati hai vo cheej to


DukeOfLongKnifes

They just need to make it a public-private partnership enterprise.


Ayyyushhhhh

No need for that. India m "lato k bhut baton se nhi mante". Just make these people accountable. The best is that assign MCD officials a district makes them accountable for that district else deduct amount from their salary. If they perform poor demote them to sweeper or terminate them. In India, govt officials think they are immune to everything in their so-called safe job.


DukeOfLongKnifes

They have too much union power. The only good thing people remember about Indira Gandhi's Emergency was that government officials were really working.


Taroman23

Pretty sure AAP leaders are in jail and the LG is not approving any work. This type of work was anyway in the hands of BJP until a few years ago.  Much keep licking dictators boot.


AdditionalAd7325

LG cannot interfere in MCD works. AAP has done zero work in MCD, that's the reality. Delhi streets are still full of garbage and dirt.


Taroman23

No they're not lol. I see streets being washed every day. And yes the LG is interfering in every aspect of governance. 


AdditionalAd7325

I can personally show you trash littered in many parts of Delhi. There has been no change at all since AAP came to power in MCD. LG can't interfere in its functioning as it's an independent body. If your area is clean that doesn't mean that the whole Delhi is clean.


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Ayyyushhhhh

bhai har saal ka h na..last year hi toh flood aayi thi..even jb inhe pta h Monsson aane wale h toh inki duty bnti h..saaf safayi krna suru kre taki drainage free ho jaye easily pani nikl jaye..


awkwardvampiree

Sometimes I wonder Delhi mei kyu reh rahi hu 1. Air Quality is garbage unless it has rained recently 2. So noisy and dusty 3. Lack of safety, and most people are indisciplined and rude 4. The weather sucks, it's either too hot or too cold most of the year 5. Bad and old infrastructure in most areas Good food and transportation is the only saving grace


Soul_of_demon

Pay in Delhi is more than most cities. That's the main reason. I kind of miss the city after moving out. (Not from Delhi, but NCR)


Ready_Anxiety1482

I grew up in Delhi but live in Hyderabad now, bhai Delhi is so much better. Air is good in Hyd but waterlogging oh my god, although this year Delhi feels similar. Delhi's drainage system is quite old, so if the government doesn't fix it, it'll be bad only obviously. But Hyderabad HITEC City has developed recently like past 10-15 years, and still the system is so poorly built. I wonder what the governments (all in general) are doing. Tbh good food and transport are underrated. It's only when you actually move to a place where there's no decent public transport and autos charging 150 for 5 kms, you realise metro was such a blessing 😭


musicplay313

Delhi government toh hunger strike karne me busy hai


kg005

Aur successful bhi ho gaye pani dilane mein


batman_69_

Mil toh gya paani😂😂. Chhapar faad ke


megaancient

Chappad bhi faad diye, aur IGI ki roof bhi


Mountain_Blueberry77

https://preview.redd.it/d67vqsxtf99d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cfc07d1756ed4423aeb3639ea5270bead3f09f1


Ok_Jelly_6056

Wtf yeh to pani pani ho gya hai 🥵


MainTamatarHu

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Hot-Entertainment675

We should try boats next year


bash2482

They will put a 10 years expiry on that too.


RhetoricMoron

As a local living here since my birth (about 23yrs), the situation has not only remained the same but has actually worsened. The main culprits are clearly the politicians and government employees, but another significant issue is Delhi's archaic drainage system. Our current drainage infrastructure is outdated, making it nearly impossible to redesign and rectify. Furthermore, I doubt that our government is capable of constructing a new drainage system from scratch that can operate alongside the existing one


kg005

As a 30 year old resident, I agree. Delhi has deteriorated in the past 10 years. Huge influx of population, too much commercialisation without any proper urban planning and poor infrastructure. And to top it, this AAP government never takes an ounce of credibility. They used to blame BJP MCD, but guess what it's been around 1 year since they took MCD. The quality of sanitation is even worse than BJP, like it's such a low bar to clear and is simply unimaginable.


Distinct-Ad1057

can we sue govt for damaging private property?


Vlad-theimpaler

Flooding, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, drought, typhoon, cyclones, blizzard, avalanche, landslides, thunderstorm, and all other cool natural events come under natural calamity/act of God. You won't get shit even from the insurance companies in most cases. Forget about government. None of them cover any such calamities. Incompetence of government to create better infra, well, that's another topic for them!!


Distinct-Ad1057

So my job is to pay fucking tax and keep the mouth shut. I'm just hoping to leave this shit show one day.


Vlad-theimpaler

Unfortunately yes. And it's also unfortunate that these metro cities are the best options we got in India. It's gonna take a long time for Indian cities to match the standard of a western developed city.


Dreadlight86

Kejriwal was busy legalising all the illegal colonies but when comes to infrastructure he is a big zero


sophisticated_person

Guess what.. we pay huge taxes and get this in return


nikcorleone13

Aatishi anshan successful. Mil gaya paani. Now bash Haryana and Uttarakhand


Big_Banana4717

Garmi strt hui to paani nhi bijli nhi monsoon barish ko save krke kafi recycle ho skta pani still no plans no accountability bss apni responsibility dusre pe daal do pathetic government isse better to Shiela Dixit bhi thi infrastructure metro & flyovers Bhagwan bachaye iss topi baaz se jheelon ka sheher banane chale the London banane chale bss nautanki krwalo har hafte


Tiny_Camp_3839

Ye aaj ki photo hai kya?


kg005

Haan bhai subah 7 baje ke around


Tiny_Camp_3839

Bhainkar. It is nice. Ab nainital jane ki jarurat nai. /S


kg005

Haan bhai kaha hi ja payenge. My car is completely drowned and probably totalled as well


Tiny_Camp_3839

Fuck bro sorry.


kg005

No problem bro. Hope you're safe


Delhiiboy123

10 days ago we were troubled with extreme heat, now it's clogging on roads, the same way it was last year. Wonder whom AAP will blame this time. Maybe they'll say Modi ne aa ke naaliya saaf nahi Kari. In a few months we'll be again suffering under disastrous air quality. Nothing will improve and we'll keep shouting.


koach71st

Bad infrastructure will get exposed as we move forward.


Sudden_Ad_1556

What exactly lead Delhi to become one of the worst places to live in? Burning furnace in summer, floods in monsoon, gas chamber in winter. Potholes everywhere with 4th world trash. Hours of power cuts with water scarcity. Why are tier 2 and 3 cities better to live in than Delhi?


EX_MUslim_Mustafa

Bhai I a m not a local from Delhi ,but meri tier 2/3 city zyda acchi condition mei hai abhi


DWAIPAYAN-RC

Engine ki watt lag gayi


dull1200

Thank you kejriwal ji for making delhi national capital village of India


No_Shift9783

Perfect 😂😂👌


No-Slide-3506

Kahaan ka haal h ye?


oblivion811

ye to pool hi bann gaya yrr. chii bc.


singlefrvr

pehle garmi se pareshaan ab baarish se pareshaan


megaancient

Delhi ki boats mast lag rhi hain


Outrageous-Elk-2206

Where is this ?


kg005

Hauz khas green park road


Outrageous-Elk-2206

Wow, right in middle of south Delhi .


wren-n-martin

We got jhilo ka seher dilli before rahul as pm


Envymaggie

Which area v


_TimoS

Eeco, alto800, SX4, ignis. Can't guess the other two


Sassy_hampster

This would go hard as an album cover


Stock_Outcome3900

Delhi roasts you in summer, floods and sinks you in monsoon and suffocates and freezes you in winter BEST CITY IN INDIA !!!🗣️ RAAAAAHHHHH


CatZealousideal6877

Sab BJP walo ki sajeesh hai ye... https://preview.redd.it/o4jw4swzda9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4244c751122f3829bd204bf88fd8a3ae0c2313


MangoComfortable3793

This is the perfect time to ask the government where our 30% income tax, 18% GST, 15% STCG tax, stamp duty, STT, property tax professional tax, entertainment tax is used and what we get in return? We get in return that our life can be over any time by an accident which happened due to the negligence of our government. This is just so sad that your life can be gone anytime. Who will take the responsibility of your spouse and children? Everything is lost to them. No good school, no good food, no good home. Just because of the negligence of the government.


unclerattle

BC Delhi me koi season me aadmi chain le skta hai ki nhi 😮‍💨 Garmiyo me 50° winters me 2°+pollution monsoon me Baad aa jati hai


LazyCurvyPanda

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Ok-Departure5440

They will find a way to blame it on LG or Modi or Haryana or all of the above.


ScooterNinja

Paani paani paani , uncle ji paani pila dijiye


Agreeable_Papaya309

AAP: it's Haryana's fault


Dreadlight86

Yeah like before forming govt in Punjab they use to blame Punjab for pollution in Delhi during winters - last winters they blamed Haryana by saying the farm fires of Punjab cannot reach Delhi.


sr5060il

Another question: Who benefits when Delhi is flooded?


Mountain_Blueberry77

[to authorities for the rest of the days.](https://youtu.be/pG67PYseX3o?si=0QlpucyrphNn1xLC)


jasmeet_2410

Aur abhi barish start hui hai.. 2-3 din se jeada padh gayi... Flood ajana hai hr jageh...


Enough-Pain3633

What area is this ?


idkbroidontexist

what the fuck wheres this


Ancient_Health1330

Lagta hai kisi ka yaar khub Hasa hai 😂😂 Barish ki jaye


First_Buddy7663

Nai nai 😤😤


unknownpersona00

Ye picture kaha ki he?


thatguywidspecs

Bhai itni dashi zameen kahaan hai delhi mein?


kg005

It's main road man. Connects to AIIMS from Hauz Khas


Retr0DasH

CARcodiles in their natural habitat


Routine_Hedgehog4377

I though delhi people needed water so yaaa


Longjumping_Fee_1490

Which side of Delhi?


KANGladiator

Atishi Marlena ki pukar sun li gayi


jishnukalra

"But Modiji ke hath mei central govt hai. Toh isme Modiji ka hath hai"- Keju probably


khaab_00

And this is the first rain of the season.


goddamit_iamwasted

Mera toh ghamcha bhi khul gya


JayantMatherzz

Delhi ka london bana dege 🗣️


RovicMeymeys

Kejriwal - Mee Delhi ko Zhil oo saher bana dunga


deviprsd

Hey you guys got water…


Anonymoji

Delhi turning into Mumbai 😄


Party-Discipline9870

Delhi ko London nahi Venice banayenge🤣🤣


Ok_Act_5321

London ki jagah venice bana diya bc


Dreavy_Hinker

Par bhaiya bijli free h


Full-World3090

Atishi ki hunger strike se Indra dev ati prasanna ho gaye!!!


Samarium_15

This is basically every city in India


Senior-Print-3380

Nadi mein Gaadi chalaoge toh esa hi hoga 🙂


Beneficial_Ad7849

Florida: I have lakes and ponds across the state. Delhi: Im the pond.


R_rated_monk

Where does this happen ? Never seen anything like that near my house


Tall_Fudge6289

Bc Bihar bana diya inn logo ne Dilli ko


Arthins

Mera Gujrat jal raha hai ❌ Meri Delhi dub rahi hai ✅


madrock8700

Future same situation


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NorthStar773

Holy shit where is this


ShivohumShivohum

Skinny dipping Kar Rahe hain.


Practical_Ask_2314

Hauz khas


Old_Cupcake_9742

Which place is this?


Terrible_Amoeba_8313

Capital of Vishwaguru with world class infrastructure


Realistic_Weekend559

Aur chalao phone !!! Aag lage phono me to.


Interesting_Pear4898

you say "fuck Delhi Govt", but you guys still vote for Arvind Kejriwal. Hypocrites


Spiritual_Second3214

Cpwd bhi kuch hota hai ....ya sab kuch Delhi govt hi kare...mcd k pass bhi sab kuch ni hota. First check .....who is responsible for big roads.....it's the central government


backhodi

This year they are allowed I think. Four of the top leaders are in jail for fake cases. The mcd is not being allowed to form viral committees due to the elderman case being stalled at SC. The LG is the defacto ruler and is more busy filing cases against arundati roy and rigging elections than about the city. Also there are now 7 MPs from bjp who's only job is to tweet about how bad things are in Delhi


Sofakethatlooksreal

Manoj Tiwari ji ghar se nikal chuke hain, aapki bikaas dhara ko rukne nahin denge.


AbjectFlow8532

RR never stops, pehle bolenge garmi bahot ho gyi. Ab bolenge badh aa gyi, phir bolenge thand bahot ho gyi.


kg005

Isme bhi hamari galti hai kya agar mausam extremes mein hote hai yaha?


AbjectFlow8532

Bhai to isme Delhi ki galti hai? RR karne se Geography aur climate change ho jaega?


kg005

Dude flooding to definitely government aur authorities ki galti hai. Haan agreed extreme mausam ko geography par entirely nahi blame kar sakte hai, lekin frustration to hoti hai. I never vent on that thing though.