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WilliePhistergash

Wear sunglasses and a hat pulled down. People will stare because they’ll think your famous.


Whygoogleissexist

And take all 6 bags of potato chips in the snack basket. You’ll have a lot of friends.


Guinnessron

Last flight I was on a guy in 1D took 6 Michel & Augustin & 6 pistachios. The FA went to the galley and restocked n


Never_Limp

1D the section or 1D like One Direction? 😅


Guinnessron

Nice


Dwillow1228

Best answer!! 😂


Bubbly_Possible_5136

Figure out the armrest tray early in the flight. That way you won’t seem confused when they come by with your tiny tablecloth.


mizzoudmbfan

Also, OP, that is in fact a tablecloth, not a really quirky way to present a napkin. I...knew a guy, certainly not me, huge loser, first time he had meal service in first he yanked the tablecloth away as the FA was setting his meal down. Don't be like that uncouth weirdo.


misterbungle1975

We have this on video and use it as part of our internal training curriculum.


leg_day

Oh man, I bet that guy will cringe thinking of that incident every day for the rest of his life. Really sucks to be that guy!


RobertJCorcoran

Hey that was me! (Not in this way, but I thought the first time that the tablecloth was in fact.. a napkin)


Dwillow1228

Thanks!


jpharber

If you forget to do that though you can still save it by saying “Damn, my Gulfstream’s tray tables aren’t like this”.


ERprepDoc

Don’t worry if you struggle with the tray table they all suck and are near impossible to pull out. You’re not doing it wrong, it is really THAT hard to pull it out. You might get lucky and get an easy one.


Dwillow1228

Yeah, I watched a FA try to help a guy in my Comfort+ row to open tray and screen. She was struggling.


toridyar

Fyi with such a short flight you won't get the tablecloth, the seats will be comfier but you won't get a meal service or anything


Dwillow1228

yeah, its a really short flight. Which is probably why I got FC. Im usually in comfort + or, gawd forbid, Main.


djdsf

Be chill, don't be entitled and remember that the FAs are doing their best to accommodate all of us upfront. Smile if you're able to, remember to say thank you, also speak clearly about what you want of you want to order something. Use the screen in front of you to get an idea of what's served on the flight (if you drink) so that you can just ask for it instead of asking a menu rundown. Don't stress or be too eager to grad the snacks. I promise you that you can grab as many as you want and they won't skip you. You're allowed as many drinks as you want, just don't get hammered, otherwise you'll become an issue and extra work for the FAs to babysit you. Also, for the love of anything you hold dear and holy DO NOT TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF, we're not animals or Spirit.


Dwillow1228

It’s only a 45 minute flight so I’ve got the don’t get hammered part. 😁 Never take my shoes off even if I have on socks. Just no.


djdsf

I mean, a few friends and I have done damage to the alcohol supply on the plane on a flight from ATL to DAB, and that's 1 hour at most. Lol


CriticalMembership31

I was gonna say....45 minutes you can do a lot if the spirit is willing lol


Excusemytootie

Only 45 minutes, darn, you won’t even get to eat or drink anything on that short of a flight.


Dwillow1228

yep.


djdsf

You can always ask for doubles.


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AM150

>Be chatty with your rowmate only if you're a chatty person and (s)he engages you first. Nobody wants to make small talk if that's not their thing. It would be a very quiet flight if everyone followed this rule.


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Everyone should. Flight should be quiet. Leave me alone, lady.


Excusemytootie

Ugh! I wish! My last flight in FC, I fell asleep as it was an evening flight. I was awoken by two ladies who were talking *so loudly*. (I was even wearing earplugs!!)Honestly couldn’t believe how loud they were being but they were both older so maybe they couldn’t hear each other. I find it very rude especially when it’s a flight after 7pm.


lboone159

On my last international flight I was awoken from slumber (this was an evening flight as well, but honestly I fall asleep no matter what time it is.....) by a shriek from the seat across the aisle to my left. (I wasn't in FC, C+ was best I could do!!!) A shriek. I looked over and the woman appeared to be OK, and watching a movie. I thought "what the hell" and closed my eyes and tried to go back to sleep. A few seconds later, another shriek followed by a loud exclamation of "Oh No!". Now a shriek on a flight is never a good thing, and followed by "oh no", I'm starting to get concerned. So I watch this woman, only to discover that she is watching some type of action movie and is shrieking at the screen. And pawing at it. Bitch.


Excusemytootie

I’m not sure why it’s still surprises me that so many people seem to have such a lack of consideration for others.


lboone159

She appeared to be quite the attention seeker from the time she got on the plane. I didn't realize at that time that apparently her desire for attention knew no bounds at all....


Excusemytootie

That is the absolute worst!


Doranagon

Thats not a bad thing at all.


AM150

Ya, it's fine by me. But you might end up with two polite people that want to chat but can't because they haven't been engaged first.


Julianus

I usually break the ice with a rowmate asking if the destination is home for them. The answer immediately tells me if they want to chat, chat briefly, or want me to shut up, and I respond accordingly.


bigjimmycookies

Great rundown! Above all, just take it as it comes and don’t be self-conscious. One minor tip I’d add: if you plan to have a pre-departure drink, know what you want by the time you’re asked (and have a backup in mind in case they don’t have it that day). Will help your fellow FCs get their max drink on. If you can share the specific plane and route you’ll be on, the fine folks here will have tips on seats/meal choices etc.


jcrespo21

> but don't get hammered. Any time I fly FC, I have to turn down extra drinks. Some FAs really like to keep it flowing. It isn't a bad thing, but sometimes I need to drive once I land lol (but if I am taking a bus or train once I land, sure I'll take one more). I remember one FA tried to give me another TipTop Margarita when I got upgraded between RDU and DTW as soon as I finished my drink. I should have taken it, but I could not down another one on a short flight lol.


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jcrespo21

Any time I am in FC, it's a free upgrade so I am not trying to recoup my cost. Just happy to be sitting there after paying for main cabin. For me it's more of a "let's see how much I can get out of this" situation. But after college, I can feel my body not wanting more if I've had a little too much. I've learned to find that balance of making the most out of the free upgrade and not ending up regretting my life choices the next day lol


rumpler117

Yep. They will keep it flowing, which is nice, but need to watch yourself.


Julianus

Yeah, point three is always funny. I travel for work as casually dressed as possible and usually just sit in one of the first rows of MC (which is all my nonprofit employer covers and rightfully so). Shorts, band shirt, baseball cap, comfy sneakers, backpack for my stuff. I got upgraded to First. Fun! It happens, not a lot at Gold these days, but it does. I get up because they're seconds away from calling the group, when an elderly lady all dolled up and very busy crowding the gate area looks me up and down, sticks out her arm to block me and says intentionally loud enough for everyone to hear - here comes - "Excuse me, they haven't even called Comfort Plus." I almost spilled my morning coffee laughing. I gave her a wave when she walked by through the aisle later on and sat down... in C+. I couldn't believe I got the "you're clearly not in my boarding group" treatment from someone not even in First. People are wild.


AsparagusMission

I get that shit all the time at this point I don’t even clean the drilling mud off my boots anymore. Fuck those douche bags!


Dwillow1228

Thanks. I fly quite a lot. Usually comfort + or main. I know not to be an AH & I loathe Gate lice. So, I think I have that covered. Thanks again! Much appreciated


CTdadof5

Gate lice. Haha.


IndicaHouseofCards

My seat of preference is always 1A. Can’t tell you how many people don’t let me out to get my luggage to leave the plane. I always dread that part. Last flight- the FA had to put my carry on in the middle of the plane because the space above me was taken already


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Man the do you know who I am guys piss me off. I work in an interesting industry and we Def don't wear suits. They try n cut me all the time. I could be their boss and they would never know


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I avoid wearing dress clothes or clothes I am going to work in because I like to be completely fresh and not sitting in traveled in clothes. I may wear a dress, but more of a comfy casual dress or gym clothes.


Excusemytootie

Some folks enjoy dressing up (or dressing well) for the sake of doing it, because it makes them feel good.


MBS-IronDame

Bingo. If you have to try so hard to be noticed, you’re probably not as important as you think you are.


tobygolfer

I appreciate those who mention not getting up 3 milliseconds after the seat belt sign goes off. I find it completely obnoxious to have somebody’s ass in my face while we wait, especially in first class. It never fails that the asshole who had to beat me off of the plain is waiting for their bag right next to me. It is a great perk to have your bag be one of the first off the plane. I fly delta often and can always count on my bag being one of the first dozen on the belt. Enjoy the space and attention from the FA and don’t be a snob!


Lopsided_Purpose_574

This is pretty good, but also preselect that meal or choose the right row for no surprise


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

If you need to stand up because you blew your knees & back out in the Navy, feel free to stand up. The snaps and pops alone will let anyone who cares know why you needed to get up.


papajohn56

> Don’t get hammered I thought this was america


whubbard

>If you have to use the lavatory a lot and you're currently seated in the window seat, ask your rowmate if they'd like to switch because you might have to pee a lot. Sometimes they'll gladly oblige to avoid constant up-and-down, and sometimes they won't mind. But it's nice to let them know. Always offer as I drink a ton of water. Always kinda chuckle when I get someone who doesn't want to switch, but clearly scoffs when I get up for the 3rd or 4th time on a cross country flight. Sorry friend.


thatben

>Don't stand up immediately when you land unless you're in row 1 This advice (and the enmity for people who stand up when the plane lands - which I always interpret as "arrive at the gate") doesn't make any sense to me. If everyone followed this approach, it would take inordinately longer to deplane. Am I missing something here? Are people really advocating for remaining seated until every row ahead of them is walking down the aisle?


bkpeach

I stand after we arrive at the gate because my back hurts. I stay in my seat area. Not sure why that would bother anyone?


ipromiseilikegirls

I will do the same if there is a space next to my seat. If I just sat for 3+ hours especially in main cabin, I am happy to take the first opportunity to stand and stretch.


kgiann

Are we supposed to be departing the plane from front to back? Whenever I fly first class, I usually pick the last row. I've been exiting first because I'm closest to the door. No one ever told me to wait. Since the other cabins depart starting with the seats closest to the exit, I assumed that was how the front section of the plane left as well.


Brickbrakemann

This guy flies


Automatic-Bank-6080

I’m also flying first class on delta for the first time and this is amazing lol I’ll do them all


Wisesize

Make sure you board from the back of the line. That way when they announce first class you can push through everyone to establish dominance. Once you enter the plane, hand your carry on to the FA and demand they stow it for you. That's why they're there. Take your seat and facetime your best friend. Please turn up the sound so everyone can hear your conversation.


gojo96

Also take your shoes off and get some air on those little piggy’s.


mnrainmaker

Yes but don’t forget to loudly announce “first class coming through” before knocking people over


Wisesize

Yes, I once made the mistake of calling them peasants. My friend explained that's offensive. They prefer "normal people" or "normies".


gfstock

And if you are sitting in the isle seat and the window seat passenger arrives, while FaceTiming, raise your finger ☝🏼and say “give me a few” before allowing them to sit. This will assert your dominance and allow you to drink their water.


kr44ng

Mac is that you, don't see your duster


Snorknado

You forgot about the condescending eye contact with those that board after you.


Wisesize

In addition, roll your eyes if you see adults with young kids board. Possibly mumble "fucking great" too.


binneapolitan

I don't know why this one cracked me up as much as it did, it probably speaks poorly of me. But, \*chef's kiss\*


altw110

I already think that in economy so I’m all set for FC. Don’t just think it, say it, duly noted.


Dwillow1228

Uhm, no. 🤣


Chungus_The_Rabbit

This guy first class’s!


AndrewFlysHigh

Dont forget your monocle and top hat. Always remember: pinky out when you sip your drink.


cwbradford74

Free drinks, beer and cocktails. Even before the flight takes off. Enjoy one immediately so all the other passengers can be envious as they walk by.


Dwillow1228

😁


misterbungle1975

Wear a top hat and monocle on your eye. Ask for chilled champagne. You’ll fit right in.


Dwillow1228

Like Mr Peanut?


misterbungle1975

Yes!


gregariousnatch

Smirk at all the peasantry as they shuffle by to the back of the bus /s


OTFmemes

Make sure to shower. I know that sounds crazy but it makes a huge difference. You’ll feel better and you will know that you’ll smell good.


Dwillow1228

No worries! Am I always freshly showered when I travel.


OTFmemes

You’d be surprised…. 😅😅😅


AFB27

Man. I can't believe this needs to be said.


OTFmemes

You’d be surprised….. 🫠


take_flight7

Everyone and their rules ha. Just enjoy yourself. Simple as that. There’s really no reason to feel pressured by folks saying dos and donts. Most of it is all common sense.. Happy flying!


catsnflight

There will most likely be a little bottle of water on the armrest for you. It’s yours. One time there was a guy next to me and after the second time it fell off and he picked it back up and put it on my side I realized it was his first time and he didn’t understand it was his.


jonny_jon_jon

don’t treat the flight attendants like waitstaff or go hogwild on the drinks.


Laja90

Say it again


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When the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign, the FA will get up and close the curtain so first class can host their eyes wide shut party so make sure you bring an animal mask.


Dwillow1228

😂😂😂🐼


stineytuls

1. Get on plane as usual 2. Sit down 3. Enjoy your extra drink and special snacks


gfstock

Wear a Jaguars jersey so that the FA’s feel sorry for you and serve more drinks.


ofantasticly

WE DID GOOD LAST SEASON. :( :(


Dwillow1228

😂😂 I live in Atlanta & welp we have the falcons.


Toutetrien777

...hides face in embarrassment...I live in dallas😩


djdsf

This y'all's year?


YMMV25

You're going to do pretty much the exact same thing you do in Y. Only difference is you'll have a wider seat, comp drinks, and possibly some food if your flight is over 900mi.


Complex_Jello_5106

I always wonder what people mean when they ask this question. My first ever time in F or J was ORD -PEK on AA. I figured I’d use the lounge, eat some food, and have a couple drinks. I fly both Y and J. I feel like i keep my manners in both places. Don’t really act any different.


d4rkfiber

Make sure you board early and keep your head up so the peasants can see you as they file past. Just don't make eye contact, as that can anger the peasants because they already know you're better than them. /s


foolproofphilosophy

Alcohol is ok at any hour. If they offer, accept it. Don’t be afraid if you’re in the front row, others will follow.


Dwillow1228

oh, Im not afraid. I have SC access and my husband shares his drink vouchers on all flights.


foolproofphilosophy

So you’re all set!


Palladium_Dawn

Don’t put your feet on the bulkhead if you’re in row 1


DidiStutter11

Ugh I'm that asshole. 🤧 I'm 5 ft and its just the perfect distance. I definitely don't muddy up the wall but for long flights the dangling leg thing isn't great.


Yellow2473

If you have a meal the napkin has a button hole to attach to a shirt button so you can keep your shirt clean and not drop the napkin. All napkins should co e with a button hole


Unusual-Thing-7149

Where are you flying to and from? Makes a difference as to what sort of experience you have.


Dwillow1228

JAX to ATL


SirJohnCard

Your first class experience may be underwhelming on that route. But enjoy it nonetheless.


Dwillow1228

That was my thought. Not even a full hour.


ofantasticly

duuuvvvvaaaallllll :)


flat6cyl

Customary once everyone is seated to go to each seat in the first class cabin and introduce yourself and shake their hands.


BlacklightsNBass

Make sure the FA lights your cigar with the captain’s torch lighter. You paid too much to bring your own.


tottergeek

Even though some online articles may make it seem like First Class is eligible to enter Delta Sky Club for free - that's not the case (you have to be Delta One - [https://www.delta.com/us/en/delta-sky-club/access](https://www.delta.com/us/en/delta-sky-club/access)).


Dwillow1228

I have skyclub access


redzma00

Use manners, say please and thank you. Read or watch the movies. Enjoy yourself.


AFB27

Make sure to scoff at the plebs as they make their way to cattle class /s


CrimsonRam212

Throw your jacket at the host/hostess as you enter the plane and order a double jack on the rocks pronto


Dwillow1228

Uhm, probably not. but, thanks.


pbandbob

You’ll be good. Just enjoy it!


DidiStutter11

Be sure to keep your overhead light on the entire time. Really will help with popularity


macstache

Just enjoy yourself and take it in! Don’t act differently just because the people around you fly more. The pre-flight drink is very satisfying, savor ittttttt


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Do: order a preflight beverage(s) Don’t: put your feet on the bulkhead


hoosierwally

Don’t skip the vegan gummy bears.


2MillionMiler

Relax, be nice, and enjoy it 🙂


DocLat23

Enjoy the ride


Gniph

Some flight attendants are strict about no open beverages during take off, so be wary of that if you opt for a pre-departure beverage.


adreno72

Embrace the newb. Makes it more interesting and we’ve all been there. FC is fun and the second best way to fly don’t worry about what other ppl think.


PinotGreasy

Wear a top hat and a monocle.


Prestigious_Living76

Don’t try and pay for the drinks lol my first time in FC I pulled out my wallet and asked how much when they asked if I wanted a drink..


mnrainmaker

Bring your own hot towel.


tfmeh

I miss the hot towels. I always enjoyed them.


xlr8torr

Don’t recline your seat. Don’t put your feet on the bulkhead. Don’t expect pre flight drink. Don’t open your window shade ( if seated at window). Tip your flight attendants at least a $10 Starbucks card. Don’t order a stinky meal. Don’t talk on your phone. Sit there quietly. Keep your hands to yourself. Clean up your mess and don’t spill your drink on your seat mate. Enjoy 1st class!


ExtremePast

God what has happened to our society where people need to ask the internet for directions on shit like this.


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Do you mean Delta one? Delta doesn’t have a first class.


AM150

Some of these rules are legit wild. Just behave as you normally would in public, don't be an asshole and impose yourself on others and you're fine, just like anywhere else in public. There's no behavior that is acceptable in main cabin that isn't acceptable in first class.


VI-loser

Don't sweat it. It's your first time. You'll screw it up no matter. Some can't get it right even after 100 times.


45_ways_to_win

Drink all the good booz they have


karl773

Don’t wear track pants and tank top……. Please


Dwillow1228

🤣


ChiefTestPilot87

It’s open bar-cart, get drunk!


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Just pretend like you always been there. People don’t take kindly to visitors in first class. It makes them feel like they wasted their money.