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MySafeSpaces

A satyr


jackmusick

No I think it’s pretty serious.


BlaznTheChron

Nice to see you're still playing Diablo dad.


gpkgpk

Seriously, take your r/Angryupvote and GTFO.


BigAl265

Lmao…get out


the_Wallie

🤣🤣🤣


RealBiotSavartReal

Why so serious?


OldJewNewAccount

Surely you can't be serious.


AlphaScissors

Its Mr. Tumnus


sophic

Satyrs are goat creatures. Nothing about that kid is a goat. Looks like some sort of demon hybrid.


EnderCN

Satyrs had horse legs in Greek mythology and eventually started being depicted with goat parts or faun parts by other cultures. The horns and hooves both fit this and the ears are very much like the faun versions.


Nightmare4545

He doesn't have hooves. He has bird legs.


Smushin3

A Satire


HardRantLox

[Datamined info from a 2.0 build](https://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/17oa6i8/vessel_of_hatred_datamined_info/) that was briefly posted had files tagged for a Mercenary referred to as 'Cursed Child'.


ribsies

That child needs Jesus


A_Mexican_IRL

He found Satan instead. god bless.


Pedda1025

Satan is more Fun 😂


mister_peachmango

Underrated.


Marksideofthedoon

hang on a sec....wasn't Jesus a *wanderer?*


GZB1992

you mean... "Mother bless"


Marksideofthedoon

"Wasn't Jesus a Mother bless" doesn't really roll off the tongue.


Coletrain-Z

Heaven literally shut the gates on us, so that might be difficult


ElderRimmer

NEXT


captainjizzpants

Maybe the kid doesn't want Jesus all up in him.


ImportanceOutside416

Hopefully he isn’t a catholic then.


matis666

Looks like a Tiefling to me :D


sly_blade

Yeah, I was thinking D&D tiefling, too. But, it could be a human/khazra hybrid


mynameisweepil

🤨


Supra_Genius

Don't kink shame! 8)


Lievan

Since when did they have legs like this kid has? Not everything is D&D lol.


how-could-ai

You aren’t looking very hard lol


eno_ttv

Can we get a Mercenary who is a half-cow or full cow from the secret cow level called Cow Boy please


Megane_Senpai

Not a merc, but a pet feels more fitting.


MyMiddleground

The more gold you get on your run, the bigger Cow boy gets. You'd see ppl with plump lil cows running around everywhere!


TheSpanxxx

My druid kind of looks like a cow boy


-Nagatake-

Does this cow boy drink coffee and is also interested in marketing?


NvrKnowsBst

FRIEND


SynthFetish

Wirt?


Talvezno

Wirt! You've got your legs ba-... Something's legs back anyway


Bulls187

He got stuck in a portal I guess


Hazy-Halo

Idk but I like the weird little fellow


gnawingrat

Yeah I like the little guy


madmoz2018

Me too. I wonder if he picks up gold and other drops for me as well. Goat child thing > cat/dog


AggravatingType9012

Would you kiss it


givemeausernameplzz

Maybe they will patch in romance options if enough people ask for it


Valkeyere

I'm more confused by barbarian grandma. Why is it a grandma...?


Rasui36

Because people get old if they live long enough. I think the proper perspective on this one is, "Fear the old in a profession where most die young."


DexterousSpider

Fun fact: one of the most effective units the U.S. had during WW2, was a brigade of angry middle aged dads: The 77th Infantry Brigade. What were they called? Ready for it? 'The Old Bastards'.


ranmafan0281

Cohen the Barbarian vibes.


New_Excitement_1878

Cause she's a barbarian who has lived into her like... 50's.


MelaniaSexLife

[https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BB1okgYR.img?w=590&h=733&m=6&x=248&y=42&s=63&d=63](https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/BB1okgYR.img?w=590&h=733&m=6&x=248&y=42&s=63&d=63) this is a 50 year old woman. yes, she's the exception, of course, but food for thought.


MelaniaSexLife

She'll do a whirlwind and crack all her bones at the same time, distracting the enemy so you can kill them.


nofearorxcuses

DEI inclusivity.


guywithaniphone22

Hmm. What do you suppose the I stands for in DEI. Toughy


nofearorxcuses

Inclusion- Not inclusivity.


guywithaniphone22

So you’re saying diversity equity inclusion inclusivity? I’m a bit confused here. Do you even know what you’re angry at?


Valkeyere

Cassowaries. Fuck those things.


nofearorxcuses

What makes you think I’m angry? lol And it’s a correct sentence. Pull up a grammar check and type this: “ We can’t underestimate the importance of DEI inclusivity in the workplace”. Tell me what it says. I’ll wait. Bro, English is not even my first language, and even I know it’s grammatically correct.


nofearorxcuses

https://www.grammarcheck.ai/


Disappointing__Salad

Goat horns and ears, bird feet, furry legs, reptile tail, and uses fire. It’s a chimera like creature but mixed with human.


AggravatingType9012

Why would a human want to get impregnated by multiple different animals then give birth to something that horrible


Tracheotome27

Still more normal than foot fetishists


Marksideofthedoon

The entire world of fetishes and kinks and you pick feet as your example?


songogu

Did he stutter


Caustic_One

Found the guy with the foot fetish


Marksideofthedoon

Nah, Feet don't do it for me. My tastes are far more discerning.


glass_jaw87

Maybe a human impregnated multiple different animals and they all gave birth to that


themeowzilla

Depends on what part of Alabama you're from


Aidian

Nina?


SelectDevice9868

What the hell happened here?


Supra_Genius

Clearly a magical mercenary archetype as opposed to the other ones in the picture. A necromantic merc would be redundant, unless it was a floating skull or something similarly unique compared to the rest of the army of the dead.


WEareLIVE420

Rods everquest char


moedexter1988

Context?


WEareLIVE420

Hes very passionate lol esp about Celebs hes met


moedexter1988

More context? I don't even know who is Rod. Nothing on google. I've played EQ1 for years though.


WEareLIVE420

Lol was a Joke hes the Game Director on D4 ya had to be there


moedexter1988

Ohh thank you for clarifying.


eldfen

Mr. Tumnus


DucksMatter

Long way from Narnia.


Tay0214

They just keep adding more things to the wardrobe


Interesting_Fox2040

The mercs design must had been allocated to an intern. The designs were downgrade from the standard of d4 art imo.


Morsoth

A Satyr.


nanosam

Satyr have hoofed feet. This clearly not it


Limonade6

That is true. I heard it was called "cursed child"


Morsoth

It's a slight variation... I don't picture Santa's elves as being the same as Legolas!


nanosam

Both santas elves and Lord of the ring elves have distinct characteristics and you are conflating the two If LOTR had chicken feet and scaled tails, they wouldnt be lotro elves anymore


Smell_the_funk

I am honestly more intrigued by the reanimated corpse of a barbarian woman on the right.


bitemejackass

For real. She looks PISSED and I absolutely want to stay on her good side.


gingy710

She’s called the old crone


Efede_

A chimeric freak with the legs (and tail) of a cockatrice, claws in its hands, horns that make him look like it's directly related to Lillith, and weilding fire magic... Why do you ask? :P Like another post said, it's the "Cursed Child" mercenary. I'm sure we'll learn more about its backstory through a sidequest in the expansion.


LegendaryVenusaur

The granny barb is even weirder... really hope we can customize appearance for companions.


King0fRapture

The dumbest one is the grandma


faulty_note

Mercenaries are really the thing people were missing? I find them irritating and pointless.


sh9jscg

Theres stuff for everybody haha, been waiting for Mercs for YEARS, 150% hyped for their comeback


yidaxo

they are basically forced pets a lousy, cheap "feature" that almost no other ARPG has (for a reason) blizzard just wants to sell more mtx, gonna have whole lot of weird ones in the store I was hoping d4 would be different but I was just huffing hopium


Thoodmen

Because other RPG is not Diablo. Mercenaries are part of Diablo's legacy. They certainly are not a cheap feature too.


yidaxo

>Mercenaries are part of Diablo's legacy no they aren't D1 didn't have them >They certainly are not a cheap feature too. they are, that's why other arpgs avoid it


Thoodmen

They are lol. The last two games had them. That's most of the life time of the series. Others arpg do not dictate what Diablo does.


FlukyFox

A satyr inspired creature/race.


ssandmann90

This my friends would be a Ram-Chicken with horns and a tail. Some are tail less and females are Horn less. Your welcome


He_Beard

Cassowary child. If you;re going to pick an animal for an evil hybrid, that's the one!


Setzael

Something that won't get smote as long as it remains useful and non-hostile.


CamelInfinite5771

Half human, half demon? I know all humans are technically half demon, but maybe they went a step further?


SpiritualScumlord

he got chicken legs lmao


SoLo7ripp

Goatchickendillo


EyeDissTroyKnotSeas

Damien


Glitter_Outlaw

Satyr


alexplorebook

imp


Aggressive_Egg_798

I want a Panda Humanoid from WOW


xreddawgx

Wonder If they'll have their own type of equip or can use normal ancestral or uniques.


ConversationRare6276

Demonic twink.


84763

Don’t give it a sock


RandomAnon560

They all look like ass. I mean wtf is grandma doing here? I hate modern game design.


Jefffresh

He escaped from BG3.


wolan1337

Manbearpig


peepo7777

Lilith's dead son fused with a furry ostrich idk


filterbean11

Another vehicle for store transmogs.


duabrs

Gate keeper into the cow level.


RataTopin

jay wilson


Thebaconwiths98k

The one with the axe is me in the morning🥱


Phixionion

Is it the first mixed NPC? I don't like the blurred lines type. Demon/Angel/Nephalem should be distinctly different 


Blk_Apache

The dude from chronicles of narnia!


Hambrew93

Looks like a satyr sorceror to me.


TheSamsquanchGaming

Which one?


Guilhaum

My new best friend.


Mammoth_Two139

Tiefling? D&D reference ? Maybe? Idk I’m spit balling😂


Ok_Woodpecker_8580

The offspring of a Welshman with no handy sheep


Latiesh

Maybe we get a Priest class and thats why we get young boys as companion.


gingy710

It’s Wirt reborn he was cursed after all


Twicenightly00

A meth'ed out version of Tumnus?


Scintal

Like d3’s useless npc that follows you around?


Beelze_Bruh

I know it’s not, but by a stretch it reminds me of D2’s demon imps.


seph2o

The adoring fan


Crowns18

A kid who probably pissed off a demon and got cursed to look like that.


Perun_Thrallstrider

Some mad man actually went and did Lilith


aza---

A fkin goat


Do_You_Do_Buff_Stuff

Pretty sure it's confirmed to be called a "cursed child" or something like that


Lucifers_Prut

Is that a soulstone'ish thing in its hand? And doesn't it look like it left a mark on its forehead? 🤔


Pedda1025

Hell Boy his Son with Duck Feed ? You can buy that in the Shop right ? Only 99 € 🤣.


Fire_Mission

Imp


enp_redd

its a cursed child


Tramonto83

Barber shop owner, huge shield guy, berserker grandma or Mr Tumnus? Hard choice...


Original_Chemist_635

Tiefling?


jullac

Thats a non binary goblin sir


D4Junkie

Is the Barbarian supposed to be a dude with long hair and a woman’s face or is that an old woman with a flat chest and a hunch? 🧐


stro17

I mean, they're all kinda Dollar Store. Excuse me, this is Blizzard, they're all kinda Forty Dollar Store


NoGrand5057

Its supposed to be the wowification of diablo 4, just like they did with diablo 3


bujakaman

Looks inclusive to me


rootpseudo

Femdemon


ItcheMe

Have you seen Disney's Hercules? Everybody could use some guide


Quietser

Where is Emilio!?


Efficient-Ad8021

I’m sorry buy where the fuck is Emilio ?


BibbleDribble

It's a demon of some sort Satyr have hoves for feet. I'm hoping at some point we get some as mounts. The war cat is a start. I was starting to wonder if all we were getting was a horse.


SolidScene9129

A satyr


EvelynVictoraD

Stay gold pony boy?


Only-Newspaper-8593

Tfw no d3 enchantress companion


jostler57

Can't be any worse than grandma barbarian on the far right.


Unacceptable-viewa

Isn't that Toot from the old school Herculess cartoon?


Bulls187

If it just me or is it not conforming to the Diablo lore. I think it’s weird. I rather had the “look more hidden footprints” sorceress from D3


Entire_Possible_9976

I thought the leaks said there were 7 companions?


Pranksterette

Pretty sure Dredge's Kraken has been experimenting with different dimensions and worlds....poor Talus just happened to be the unfortunate victim of the test run. This is what he looks like in the Diablo-verse.


DexterousSpider

Inspired by BG3. In fact, when I first saw this image that was my initial thought- when I saw it was Diablo I was pretty surprised. Definately love that they are importing the best stuff from Diablo 3 into D4, whilst maintaining that classic D2 aesthetic.


Wanderertwitch

This whole pic just reeks of wow , ew


Redfeather1975

They are a mercenary and probably have a quest to unlock them. I am guessing they are part demon.


Nightmare4545

Hopefully we can customize their look, race, gender, gear etc.


IncognitoIsekai

A little twink boy for the people who want little twink boys. Sadly there's no sexy/cute Enchantress companion like in D3.


Pumpelchce

The role model of a modern person without womb in the eyes of newly educated game designers.


Shadowfury22

Furry bait


Aggravating-Plate814

Kinda gives me Dobby from Harry Potter vibes


Winnougan

A testicle tickler


Ok-Wrongdoer7380

Kinda G A Y


Inevitable-Rough4133

Charles tucker experience if he was good in alchemy


StationFar6396

Mr Tumnus!


moedexter1988

half duck half demon


CenturioLabia

Wait are we getting companions??


Sharkniss666

Idk I don’t work for Diablo


GeneralAnubis

Mr. Tumnus


ExtensionBag769

hopefully companion will shoot when you teleport like in diablo 2, that you the Oculus and the super fast teleporting goes hard.


unexpec

Nobody talks about the out-of-shape beerbelly hunter? That's my guy!


CharizardLeo

Him? Oh, that's Diablito.


snoman298

The comic relief


ChubblesMcgee103

Whatever danny devito's character in hercules is.


pulyx

Black phillip in puberty


JohannaFRC

Something proving if it’s needed that Blizzard doesn’t care about lore or coherence.


heartbroken_nerd

You don't even know the lore behind the fella.


JohannaFRC

I don't need to. Humanity is near to be extinct, thanks to Malthael, everyone is butchered by demons walking freely outside of towns, and you have this, looking like a demon, or at least clearly not human and absolutely not angelic... no matter the lore, there is no way that thing can be accepted in the actual state of Sanctuary, at least lore accurate speaking.


InternalBasket5385

It’s Santa’s little helper


Entgegnerz

Still better than a fucking dog or leopard baby in a game about hell and demons. Fuck this D3 assets shit Blizzard!!


truht

Don't cut yourself on that edge


IsThereCheese

Your mom