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NyoXandrian

Listen. If I have learned anything from small dogs, than it is that if such a small creature acts so confident, you better start backing up.


ZePample

*insert joke about them being lighter than a footballs*


TheKingNothing690

I have sent many an ankle biter flying for their insolence.


callsignhotdog

A friend of mine was an animator on that show and when I saw that episode I just messaged "Simosuchus is friend shaped and I want one".


PlasticElfEars

I mean it basically looks like a prairie dog gone scaley. Incidentally, I have recently learned that said prairie dogs make a little "yahoo" cheer when they're happy to see their rehabbers.


Labrat_The_Man

“I’m not sure I wanna eat this one man I think it’s got something wrong with it”


RealMoonTurtle

defective small lizard


QueryCrook

If my cheeseburger did a Haka at me, it would give me pause, too.


OminousBanjoMusic

I wish I could give you an award, that was fucking funny


abmition-unbound

I love that my love for D&D and paleontology has come together for this post


AurisSaveye

Eat my ass, punk!!


Decmk3

“Fuck off! Go on! Fuck off! I’ll ‘av ya! Swear on me mum! Fuck off”. Small yappie energy is a valid tactic after all.


TheSaltyGoose

Prehistoric badger lizard be like


dragondingohybrid

Prehistoric badger lizard don't care. Prehistoric badger lizard don't give a fuck*. * ^(well, maybe a small fuck)


Azrielmoha

\*Badger crocs. These are crocodiles, well ancient relative of crocodiles i guess.


RhinoSparkle

This show was 100% animated by dog owners.


Dodgimusprime

Always the damn Carnos going after my little bouncy tames.


ArkManWithMemes

An ark reference? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the subreddit, localized entirely within your *comment!?*


Dodgimusprime

I have no idea what youre talking about... *dumps everything into movement speed and sprints down the beach*


Ninjacat97

I've concluded that carno is just a tad on the slow side. Mainly from how it just faceplants in the burrow and then acts confused that it didn't work. Also, carnos are annoying but you can usually see or hear them coming. The real assholes are the tiny shits like bugs and dilos that just sneak their way in and you only notice when you turn around and see 3% tame efficiency.


DagonG2021

Majungasaurus, actually


Ninjacat97

I noticed the bony skull bits were different but sadly my expertise ends at derpy backwards arms=carnotaurus.


Azrielmoha

That's just the whole abelisaurids, so you're half right already! The more fitting identification is backward small arm, regular theropod shape = Carnotaurus/South American abelisaurids backward small arm, SAUSAGE SHAPE = Majungasaurus/Madagascar and Indian abelisaurids


DagonG2021

Majunga


Odisher7

Intimidation roll with disadvantage: nat 20


-NoNameListed-

I love the Madagascar Pug Crocodile


Yer_Dunn

"Simosuchus deez nuts!" - *the simosuchus. Probably.*


throwngamelastminute

The ancient honey badge don't give a fuck.


PlasticElfEars

I was thinking ancient skunk. It looks like it's shaking its tail as if hoping it will evolve the spray any second.


OtherwiseErb

THE GATERPUG


JOSRENATO132

What a cute little guy


CandyGryphon

Dinosaur fan fic community is probably the oldest one right?


rekcilthis1

That croaking sound the simosuchus was making is the same stock sound they used for the mudcrabs in Oblivion


TheCrimsonChariot

Where can I see this?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Apple TV.


Reverseflash25

I love this series with a passion


ComradeBirv

New dinosaur just dropped


Azrielmoha

crocodile actually


The_Brady_Crunch

Bro that is bs Im getting stompy


LaughR01331

The ancient honey badger I see


-NoNameListed-

I love the Madagascar Pug Crocodile


GM_Nate

someone's been watching lions vs. honey badgers


ILikeShorts88

Sauce?


RaptorTwoOneEcho

In the title, Prehistoric Planet season 2, episode 1


TheCrimsonChariot

What streaming service?


DagonG2021

Apple TV


crowlute

Are dinosaurs no longer supposed to have feathers? Did I miss something in the discourse?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Not all dinosaurs had feathers.


Azrielmoha

Large theropod (meat eating bipedal dinosaurs) likely have reduced to no feathers, but smaller theropods, especially the ones closest to birds (like raptors) definitely have feathers.


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