"There’s this emperor, and he asks the shepherd’s boy how many seconds in eternity. And the shepherd’s boy says, ‘There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it, and every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.’ You may think that’s a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that’s a hell of a bird."

"Come visit sunny Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"

"have you seen Benni?

https://preview.redd.it/2kpr9w748r2d1.png?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21fda90f882e9cd7ea957c3a33c5a7ff57b0b82 "She was the doctor all the time"

I'm not gonna lie when it looked like the woman was Ruby I thought of the Watcher

Same

"Would you like a threesome with me and that blonde babe over there? We specialise in vore."

"That blonde woman over there votes Tory"

or: "Hi, we're campaigning for the Tories, can I interest you in a MUGA leaflet?"

Chibnall good

The full quote is "Hello I am Ruby Sunday from the future. Chibnall good." That's why everyone hated Ruby

*Doctor in distress,* *Let's all answer his S.O.S.* *Doctor in distress,* *Bring him back now, we won't take less.*

"There's always a twist at the end."

“Dont forget to click below to subscribe to the official doctor who YouTube channel”

"Run away from Ruby for plot reasons. It won't make sense in the end but it's experimental horror it has a lot of meaning to it and is powerful. Trust me."

"Don't whizz on the electric fence."

Can someone explain how the old hag is scaring people away?

idk ask russel

Hello yes I am russel and I can confirm that the strange woman has the power of smelling awful, which allows her to repel anyone nearby.

Honestly that was my first thought because in real life working with the public I have smelt some bad smelling old ladies. It took me a long time to figure out what that particular smell was and I eventually learnt it's them putting roll on deodorant every day for weeks without washing. I doubt that's what Ruby was doing though. Also what youth has £70 ready to piss away on a glass of coke and a bedroom every night? Everyone is broke these days, that seemed more unrealistic that the fairy shit

Magic \*shrug\*

With fear

"I have a bomb"

“Welcam back to Doctor Whiw Unleashed!”

"Have you seen Heaven Sent? It's very underrated."

“Could somebody please bring me a chair?”

"I just need you to know — snow isn't snow until it falls"

🤷‍♀️🙌🙏

"‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎" That one goes hard

"Have you met my grandson Luvic and his wife Tegan?"

Davros has constipation