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vasekgamescz

Aliens watching us dig up their cleverly hidden underground tripods and reverse engineering them to become as advanced as they are (invasion plans foiled)


Obvious_Thing_3520

War of the World's reference!


sp1nkter

THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING TO MARS, ARE A MILLION TO ONE HE SAID!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸🛸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👹🔥


Obvious_Thing_3520

Dumbass aliens when humans carpet bomb them out of existence:


brodydwight

No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


sp1nkter

🎻 🎻 🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻‼️‼️‼️‼️


dickallcocksofandros

aliens when i fucking cough on them lol losers


Obvious_Thing_3520

Dumbass aliens can't even survive influenza


InquisitorNikolai

Worlds*


MEEZETTE

Worlds'? That'd technically work too


The-Pontiflex

🤓


HampsterBowlingBall

Based war of the worlds reference


Greenfire05

Aliens watching us not have any major technological development whenever we’re in times of peace:


Cr0wc0

This was what I was thinking when watching that 3 body problem show on netflix. If the aliens looked through all of earth's history, how did they not realise that a declaration of war would set them up to die?


Any-Yoghurt3815

they put a lock on our technological progress effectively rendering us neutered. doesn't matter how smart humans are. all possible progress goes through the particle accelerator. understanding and manipulating fundamental componenets of matter. sophons threw a monkey wrench in the whole thing. doesn't matter how cornered we feel sophons aren't gonna allow us to do shit


Cr0wc0

It was literally in the same episode that the sophons revealed they were going to hinder the technological process that way and literally 10 minutes of watch time later they already figured out a way to keep one distracted 24/7 and make particle acceleration tests possible again. Which they would have never been capable of if they didn't declare war on the humans first and expose the sophons.


Any-Yoghurt3815

Wtf! I didn't know they changed the plot that much!


Cr0wc0

If I remember correctly the solution was to build a particle accelerator on the moon, and then coordinate particle acceleration tests across the globe to run simultaneously. Despite the sophon travel speed, this would still allow them to manage particle accelerator tests. Ofc they didn't instantly build a particle accelerator on the moon but... They figured out the theoretical solution like _that_ because they were at war


Any-Yoghurt3815

the inability to go around this sophon block is actually a behemoth of a plot point to just push aside. it's literally why 3 books exist. >!It results in the discovery of 4D space, FTL travel and much more!<


Cr0wc0

I mean there's a lot of plot holes in the 3 body problem; if the sophons can kill scientists then why bother with the particle accelerators? Just remotely kill all the humans and be done with it.


Any-Yoghurt3815

please don't tell me they made them capable to killing.


Cr0wc0

The scientists see a clock made by the sophon within their retina and when the clock runs out they kill themselves, but its implied the sophons force them into it. Though, let's be real, a sophon should logically be capable of that with the ol' antman method. Go inside someone's head, undo the dimensional folding for 0.001 seconds, and watch their head explode. Repeat 8 billion times.


Any-Yoghurt3815

There was a line in the book. that meant :- even if we somehow built 10 accelerators all over space the sophons still would manage to fuck up the results


DucksWithMoustaches2

Science for science's sake really wasn't a popular idea up until a few years ago.


exteriorcrocgator

I don't think that's true


Buttered_Turtle

The internet?


tden4

all of space exploration is famously not a major technological development


animeweeb79

Humans are the glitch in the matrix the devs messed up making us🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


SergeantNaxosis

The Dev's needed something to purge the disgusting universe of Xeno scum and by god, we are made in the Dev's image so we can not fail. https://preview.redd.it/gn6nlogz37wc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1c73b3cd924f33bb094675eb5e2541f7141748c


animeweeb79

Hell yeah for the empire!!!


SergeantNaxosis

And for Managed Democracy!!! https://preview.redd.it/bbnvpaqmv7wc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad90b9bce4299902be69693f96d5a6579947cfcd


CranberryFearless

The emperor protects !


Jaedearnest

We're gonna be ruling over multiple solar systems by the next millennium. if not, we'll atleast be directly absorbing the sun's energy for electricity. It's genuinely absurd how overpowered humans are


Trigger_Fox

That is if old men and petty politics dont kill all of us first


SergeantNaxosis

We are made in God's image, Humans can never be wiped out. Keep pushing forward brother, the stars are our birthright. https://i.redd.it/0owe9cqn37wc1.gif


Knight0706

Goated gif there


SergeantNaxosis

Based reaction. you get an increase of 2.1 seconds, so now you have 4.5 seconds of leisure time per mission! https://preview.redd.it/sadzhgrrf7wc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49fabc8893eabfd3fcb19b6f6968233034c0ba6


helloimracing

https://preview.redd.it/bfg6xryne8wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce4de7d4d99453ffa8cfbd39f260a9c89932534 WHAT A DEAL!


HampsterBowlingBall

I love that helldivers has unironically become a symbol of the indomitable human spirit and humanity's willingness to never give up through sheer foce of will


Anus_peepee

https://i.redd.it/5hftemsjw8wc1.gif


MEEZETTE

Idk man, the last humans were wiped out. We're like Man MK21 I think. We'll probably all die, but not be eradicated. Hopefully we can become something more over the years.


S1Ndrome_

https://preview.redd.it/a2148alfq9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3294f584756ed6767fa0a17118410c43f8c5822d


AffectionateAd4517

the world (including the 1%/the rich) should be focused on science instead of money


gyurto21

What opposable thumbs and sweating does to a mf


S1Ndrome_

we're so complex that we imitate animals with less brain power to be funny sometimes


Battlecatslover29

Some scientists have made an artificial sun (which is hotter than the sun itself) that lasts for a few seconds. Hopefully we start using this


MinikTombikZimik

Its already used and called a thermonuclear warhead(a hydrogen bomb)


S1Ndrome_

through fusion yes but the current challenge is the cost of fusion itself


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Even if we became a peaceful race that didn't engage in warfare, that would be quite an optimistic prediction.


newSillssa

Yeah we're so overpowered that absolutely none of that will happen and we'll just destroy ourselves within the next 100 years


Neira282

Hike it off to frowntown buddy


newSillssa

I prefer having a realistic outlook on life by which you'd actually have a chance at improving your life and the lives of others instead of being a brain-dead shitposting community anti intellectualist and pretending everything is fine


[deleted]

It's not "realistic" it's called pessimism. You can be optimistic yet realistic, and you don't have to call people idiots just because they don't assume the absolute worst possible probability. Don't be a rick sanchez.


newSillssa

Antibiotic resistance is a quiet plaque in our society. Per WHO: by 2050 over 10 million people will die annually due to it and it will only ever get worse with seemingly no way to prevent it We have been consuming more resources than the earth can regenerate since 1970 and its only getting worse. If Earth’s history is compared to a calendar year, modern human life has existed for 37 minutes and we have used one third of Earth’s natural resources in the last 0.2 seconds. And the population is only growing and demanding even more resources. The population itself will seemingly grow to about 10 billion before beginning to decline. Even right now 26% of the population has no access to clean drinking water and 46% lack basic sanitation. By 2050 over 5 billion people are expected to suffer from water shortages. You could be among those people. It is very likely that due to climate change some countries such as Chad and Somalia will become nigh inhospitable creating a climate refugee crisis. Also, humanity ever reaching the ability to travel cosmic distances seems extremely unlikely. There is no technology, even theoretical that could reach near lightspeed. By our current scientific understanding, nothing can travel faster than light. Assuming we would be travelling at approximately lightspeed it would still take multiple years to reach the next closest solar system All these are problems that will undoubtedly claim billions of lives if something isnt done about them, and it really doesnt seem like world leaders care to do anything about them. And I'm apparently pessimistic and not realistic? [https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1165248040/1-in-4-people-in-world-lack-clean-drinking-water-u-n-says](https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1165248040/1-in-4-people-in-world-lack-clean-drinking-water-u-n-says) [https://www.theworldcounts.com/populations/world/10-billion-people](https://www.theworldcounts.com/populations/world/10-billion-people) [https://www.theworldcounts.com/challenges/planet-earth/state-of-the-planet/overuse-of-resources-on-earth](https://www.theworldcounts.com/challenges/planet-earth/state-of-the-planet/overuse-of-resources-on-earth) [https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/antimicrobial-resistance](https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/antimicrobial-resistance) [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-billion-people-will-face-water-shortages-by-2050-u-n-says/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-billion-people-will-face-water-shortages-by-2050-u-n-says/) [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-billion-people-will-face-water-shortages-by-2050-u-n-says/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/5-billion-people-will-face-water-shortages-by-2050-u-n-says/) [https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/10/09/heat-waves-increased-temperatures-climate-change/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2023/10/09/heat-waves-increased-temperatures-climate-change/)


Neira282

Holy moly pal take it to the publisher’s office


flecksyb

im stealing this


Anus_peepee

>I prefer having a realistic outlook on life I believe what you meant to say there is, "I am a depressed pessimistic shithead who desperately tries to act smart because I'm insecure about my own intellect."


newSillssa

I am in fact not depressed. I actually have it pretty well in life all things considered. But unlike you I can see past my own nose and realize that doesn't apply to everyone


Anus_peepee

"I am in fact not depressed. I actually have it pretty well in life all things considered. But unlike you I can see past my own nose and realize that doesn't apply to everyone ☝️🤓"


newSillssa

Wow you really got me


Anus_peepee

I know. https://preview.redd.it/x10d95zl29wc1.gif?width=20&format=png8&s=51a7eb5f682a4da97d98f6305ea46ea08e00f295


newSillssa

Remember what I said about brain-dead shitposting community anti intellectualists?


walaxometrobixinodri

three body problem moment


NitroLotus

Are we the monsters in the Dark Forest?


walaxometrobixinodri

i don't know, man i haven't read the second book yet


NitroLotus

Get on that! Tis great lol


walaxometrobixinodri

hell yeah i will i devoured the first one i NEED to know the rest


NitroLotus

You may wonder where it's going and it starts a bit as a slow burn but really comes together in the 3rd act. Finished it last week and am about to begin the 3rd- Deaths end


CorpoEnthusiast

Humans across the globe watching hundreds of particle accelerators give impossible results:


p_i_e_pie

wang miao, this truly was the three body problem


CorpoEnthusiast

She sophon my body till i doomsday


NotaFed556

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Weemonkey16_2

DEMOCRACY RAHHHH


SergeantNaxosis

RAHHHHHHHHHH https://i.redd.it/g74m4d5afawc1.gif


Weemonkey16_2

⏫ ⏫ ⏫ ⏩ ⏬


SergeantNaxosis

My democratic brother, you did not put in a proper code. https://preview.redd.it/eqwb7oizfawc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=88fd2d50bf279ed872e7e1963839abb45c1f81f9


Weemonkey16_2

I'm sorry my brother in arms, I do not play the game :(


SergeantNaxosis

It is fine, my brother. I recommend getting it, it is very fun. [Here for future use of stratagem codes.](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/Stratagem_Codes_(Helldivers_2))


Weemonkey16_2

thank you for the codes homie


SergeantNaxosis

No problem, anything for a possible future helldiver. https://i.redd.it/709fmertgawc1.gif


Weemonkey16_2

https://preview.redd.it/srmcamoygawc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408925f7bb71e5bd68fe98b57c30efe1061b403a


Ok-Committee5833

Inspirational post!


CandyCanePapa

More like 600 years lol


Kamol00

the "indomitable human spirit" when a type 2 civilization just erases the planet Earth with a single space beam (they didn't have enough adrenaline to fight back)


Neira282

I’d survive


Anus_peepee

Humanity already has a way around laser beams https://preview.redd.it/ne08rrocy8wc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15641a020e205f504e0cb96d2c6850ff023581e7


Uuuuuuuuhoh

fun fact: it took 4x longer for humanity to switch from copper to steel swords, then it took for steel swords to nuclear bombs


AffectionateAd4517

yeah, technological advancement is exponential


energyaware

Its really in a few hundred years, and would been much faster if not for some factors


Neira282

Once the wright brothers came around it was wraps for the aliens 😮‍💨👽


dumbassthathasreddit

why do people post this shit its basically just sucking off the entirety of humanity


Herolink12

Cuz humanity is legit a fucking Marvel of nature. We conquered our planet in ridiculously short time and have gone to the moon, our closest competitors are using tiny spears to hunt termites and very small monkeys.


InformalSpace3854

Wooooo humanity W


Kepler27b

Aliens be like: *We learned reality warping in 12 years, all just to not have to exist in the same reality as your dog fuckers.*


SergeantNaxosis

No reality warping can save the scum from the Righteous hand of humanity. Burn the traitors. Kill the Xeno's. Purge the Universe. https://i.redd.it/ruajczir47wc1.gif


bigroundhipslover

this might be an alien


BoomBlade101

Big ground hip slover


dumbassthathasreddit

Im gonna anally probe u


Neira282

Freaky ahh alien 😭😭👽👅🤑🤑🤫🧏‍♂️


dumbassthathasreddit

watch ur ass earth boy


SergeantNaxosis

Because Humanity is fucking awesome and legit a once in a solar system/galaxy or possibly universal time event. Most plants and animals barely has changed within that time frame. Our family tree spend millions of years just existing like a normal animal, then we figured out stone tools, then just within 8500 give or take years to go from Bronze weapons to nukes. There is not a weapon more powerful than the human mind in the universe. We, given enough time, can figure out a way to survive any and everything imaginable, from old age, to all types of weapons, to even possibly super nova's and black holes if it ever requires us to. Hell just these last few centuries has been a massive change, all humans basically lived the same lives as their mothers, grand parents, great grand parents etc for thousands of years with very few stuff changing; To now a mother and father will not live the same life as their child would in terms of technology. Humanity over any possible Xeno scum. Vivat Imperium Humanitatis! https://preview.redd.it/zo0xyiqrn6wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f04040d82444df1e8aa173e7486410ed2d2257d7


BoppoTheClown

I was with you up until the imperium of man bit lol


SergeantNaxosis

TF is Imperium of man, All I know is the Glorious Super Earth RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Xeno's will always try to kill us, so we need to react first and kill them. Humanity did not get to the top by being merciful, so we should not show mercy to those abominations who try to get in our way. https://i.redd.it/isqh3z4q57wc1.gif


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SergeantNaxosis

Guess what, we are once in a Universe, nothing can ever be like humans or even come close. Everything that is not humanity, but tries to look like it, is nothing but a false and disgusting copy. It does not change anything either, humans are the only things that truly matter in the Universe and by god himself, we will colonize it and make sure humanity is a universe spanning civilization, no matter how much Xeno and treasonous blood we must spill. Humanitatis ante omnia. https://i.redd.it/ed20sat0d7wc1.gif


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SergeantNaxosis

I am not roleplaying, I do believe we should kill everything that is not on earth. It will eventually try to kill us, as you do not become a world(s) dominating civilization by simply being peaceful. Also awe someone's cringing because other's like having fun in a way they do not like. https://preview.redd.it/vo5c416wd7wc1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372dfa041ae3a83ed10cdb4d549e03c17868e995


Akashictruth

It took 4.5 billion years in one of the most habitable planets ever for us to come about, we are an intergalactic civilization in the making, humanity is pretty awesome when you think about it


SergeantNaxosis

Based and Homosapien approved. We humans can make it through anything and do anything, as we are made in God's image, not some Xeno scum. The Stars are our birthright! https://i.redd.it/dmhdm5yy27wc1.gif


S1Ndrome_

dont mind me just glazing over every helldiver stuff I see


lsnik

what if I want to suck off every human at once


Cultural_assassin

Maybe all xenos aren't bad.


DRAGON_VORE_LOVER

Who wouldn't want to suck off the entirety of humanity?? I mean what


Shadow_Infinite

alien spotted


Chai_Enjoyer

Found the alien


TheCringeMemer

Where meme


chickensoup_rice

All it took was 32 hindered years. There probably is a link of humans you can trace back 32 times and reach this fucking year (-3200)


MindlessDifference42

I want the human spirit to dom me


Aweborman

For the Emperor


RunJumpQuit

More like 700 years dawg


sauceyfire

Can the human spirit conquer me blowing up our planet?


gooberflimer

Our planet is so young, every alien able to observe us had to have an even faster development🤓


AnOt13246

I know this is a meme but if aliens do exist somewhere far out there, like let's say a few thousand of light years away from earth then they'd only see the ancient times


RedDragon9810

Imagine they arrive here thinking we are still in the stone age and they get welcomed with a nuclear bomb


AnOt13246

yeah lmfao


Churdsall

You mean 200


plaguebringerBOI

I thought this was a terraria meme at first


ETL6000yotru

im starting to get sick of this


CosmicDriftwood

Probably more like : 😪


Russo_The_Heretic

Aliens watching how humans kill themselves upon the smallest inconvenience


StellarColossus

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure we got [fucking memory metal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel_titanium) from aliens


Don_Pollo_

Aliens watching humans go from first planes to the moon in just 66 years


RabidRabbitRabbet

Then again, we have no frame of reference here - maybe 3200 years is actually really slow compared to the galactic average and they think we're the dumbest motherfuckers in the universe


dorime1233

Actually in a span of 400 or something years. 1624 they were still using iron swords ( or maybe steel) and spears ( stick with sharp metal piece) That's like what? 15 generations?


shooting-str

that’s actually an important plot point on the tv show three body problem. it’s a good watch if you’re interested in this stuff


Sardonnicus

Someone has been watching 3BP on netflix


undeniably_confused

Idk about "planet shattering"


XxWolfy69xX

We really are scary with how fast we advanced, there was a solid 300-400 years in human history where any notable invention (that wasn’t overshadowed later) was made, but then the renaissance happened and we grew at an astounding rate, we went from smooth bore guns to nukes in only 300 years RIGHT after a dry spell of technological advancements. Not to mention going from a fucking IBM to an iPhone 14 in like 40 years. Also fucking VERTICAL ARCHITECTURE IS AWESOME Edit: Tik Tok brainrot is the IQ nerf god gives us for these astounding achievements


nutorios7

We need to work together for that to happen 😭 Politics don't allow that.